Sheik: Allah sent giant spiders to combat U.S.

You may mock the brave Iraqi resistance fighters all you wish. Perhaps you believe that ridiculing a simple Imam will somehow compensate for your humiliation in the battle for Fallujah.

Have you already forgotten how the cowardly Crusader armies (American Army and Marines) were driven from Fallujah like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs? Have you forgotten the American mercenaries whose mutilated bodies were hung from a bridge? Rest assured that the brave mujahadeen of Fallujah have not forgotten the unarmed women and children slaughtered by the cowardly Crusaders.

Can you not see that the outcome of the struggle is not in doubt? Will you really sacrifice your own and your children's lives in a futile effort to deny the inevitable?

Please come to your senses before it is too late. Stop warring against Almighty Allah (swt). Stop abusing and oppressing Muslims.

Embrace Islam now and live in peace in submission to the commands of Allah (swt). Be part of the bright, shining Islamic future, not a forgotten remnant of the dim, dying past.

Your grandchildren will be Muslim.

Allahu akbar

I'd respond to Reza, but she hasn't posted anything yet.

*heads to MEMRI to see this spider*

You may mock the brave Coalition Freedom Fighters with your Muslim ingratitude all you wish. Perhaps you believe that ridiculing a simple desire for democracy will somehow compensate for your idiocy in the futile struggle for a global Caliphate.

Have you already forgotten how the cowardly Muslim armies have always been? Rest assured the civilized and educated West has not. The West knows full well the "brave" mujahadeen are capable of raping and murdering innocent, unarmed women and children, scores slaughtered by the cowardly Muslims.

Can you not see that the outcome of the struggle is not in doubt? Will you really sacrifice your own and your children's lives in a futile effort to deny the inevitable?

Please come to your senses before it is too late. Stop warring against Freedom and Democracy. Stop abusing and oppressing free people world-wide!

Embrace democracy now and live in peace in freedom, a slave to no one or no ridiculous notion. Be part of the bright, shining future, not a forgotten remnant of the dim, dying Islamic past.

Your grandchildren with will be grateful for freedom.

/just thought I'd help you out there, Rezababy

Reza,

But what about the spiders?

jay

Ignore the trolling Islamo-garbarge

That puny Muslim brain can't produce any new thoughts.

It's the same boring rhetoric...

I saw the spiders too, but they weren't sent by Allah, rather they were sent by SPIDERMAN!

Low-Rez,

If the United States were to fight with the same morals and ethics shown by Muslim religious extremists, the entire Middle East would be a giant radioactive scab on the earth right now. The only reason it isn’t is due to the enormous restraint that the United States continues to exercise.

Islam is founded in ignorance and hate and it breeds only death and pain. Wake up you idiot, there is no Allah. You’ve been duped!

All-a-to-da-snack-bar!

“Say again. Over.”
“Uh, we got a … uh giant spider situation down here. Over.”
“Roger that, giant spiders. Over.”
“Can we get some ... uh RAID or something dropped on this area? Over.”
“How about HOT-SHOT? I think all we got now is HOT-SHOT. Over.”
“Roger that, HOT-SHOT. Over.”

methinks allah has sent flies and vermin to attack us in new york.

i wouldn't be surprised if some of the protestors are mujahedin wannabes.

my advice to the military: next time allah sends the giant spiders, spray them with raid. (i saw it once on the sci-fi channel)

Here, from an American newspaper, is an account of the current situation in Fallujah. When will you acknowledge reality?

Allahu akbar

Here is the correct link.

Uh, oh, Reza.

While Allah is always pleased with the deaths of wicked infidels, the story you sent us tells of MUSLIMS decapitating other MUSLIMS without a proper Shariah tribunal!!!!!

Allah is MOST displeased!

(And no mention whatsoever of these giant spiders!! Entre nous, Reza, I'd be worried that the weapons research and development division of the infidel kafirs has been hard at work. Who says bioweapons need to be limited to bacteria and viruses? This sounds like creative entymology to me!)

WOW!! Good thing our guys have Israeli bullets to shoot those spiders?

Yes the people of the Book that mulsums fear so much, have the cure!!Of course they gave it to the USA and Freinds not the MULSUM TERRORIST who Follow YELLOW men??

reza we are still waiting for your claim that the YELLOW MAN UBL is going to come out of his cave?

What has it been now Tora-Bora? when was that lets see some time in 2002 yes them spiders are now dead!!!and how many mulsum terrorist were killed in falluja alone on 1 day it was what 1200 dead mulsum terrorist?

Seams that your friends are getting weak they are kidnapping French men?

The American People are Strong and so are All our Friends!!!!

Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! WOW what a great speach!!!!

Part of the American Tribe
God Bless the USA and her Fighting Forces and All who Fight with her give them Strength,Wisdom and Courage to stay the course to Victory[FREEDOM] Amen

Reza:

I`m at a loss here on the article you referred us to about Fallujah.The whole article reflects on muslims killing muslims through out it. What happen to all the peaceful allah fearing muslims that you constantly refer to?

Muslims appear to be enemies of each other and unto themselves.

Of course this is how the Ottoman Empire begin emploding some 400 years ago because of tribal battles among themselves, and it still continues today.

Americans would be long gone from Iraq had there been unanimity among muslims who supposedly follow the tenets of the Quran. But the umma is terribly conflicted by the tenets of the Quran. The suras, and the hadiths can so easily be misinterpreted one way or another or distorted by those who so choose to.

This is why the Islamic movement with its sharia law continues to be vulnerable to despots ,demogogues, and dictators for its totalitarian ideology wreaks with an open door to those who want money and power rather then freedom and stability which are the strong and enduring hallmarks of christian and judao values.

The example among many is the spider fairy tail being told by the Sheike who is supposedly a wise elder among muslims, clearly demonstrates how he views his flock as being ignorant and easily manipulated by those who have obtained power and so easily can misuse it.

It is this suppression of muslims not being able to think for themselves, but instead respond and reflect on what some cleric,Imam,sheike,or mullah wishes to advocate to his flock that has created so much discord in the middle east.

Freedom of expression or opinion by the individual without the suppression of radical or fundamental Islam is what has made the western world grow in strength and abundance while sadly the middle east collapses under the weight of its own totalitarian rules

The example among many is the spider fairy tail being told by the Sheike who is supposedly a wise elder among muslims, clearly demonstrates how he views his flock as being ignorant and easily manipulated by those who have obtained power and so easily can misuse it.

Ouch. This story obviously really riled and embarassed old rezareza666; Mackie, you were so right in your assessment. Now the whole [non-muslim, because the ignorant muslims will fall for the spidey story] world is LAUGHING at the HUMILIATING IGNORANCE not only of rank-and-file muslims but of those they chose to FOLLOW. That allah is surely one powerful god, sending spideys against the vast array of American firepower. The article doesn't state whether or not the giant spideys are bulletproof.

Just like the words right out of the "imam's" mouth, ISLAM IS A LIE.

Giant Spiders!!???!??!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

I beleive our militar have a mightier weapon. Its called the Army Boot....
I think they've been watching too many american movies over there.

Reza: How can you not mock a "fighting" force that takes casualties at a rate of over 150 to 1? Your pathetic, irregulars have never been and never will be a match for the superior training and firepower of our professional armies. We have nothing to fear - if you insist on being destroyed, you will be gladly accommodated.
Semper fi, troll.

So, these muslims are smoking crack?

>So, these muslims are smoking crack?

You have to cut them slack, they can’t afford crack. It's the arid climate. It's easy to get dehydrated and start hallucinating. Dehydration with its hallucinations and dementia pretty much account for all of the giant spiders, visions of angels, and prophetic babblings that have occurred in that part of the world throughout history. Drink more water dumbass and those giant-spiders will go away.

Giant Spiders!
Run Away! Run Away!

f.g.

SHEIK IT UP ,BABY,OHHH!!
Think the holy Man has been watching too many American Spiderman movies. Also he had better stop smoking all that dope which is sold cheaply from Afghanistan. If there WAS huge Allah spiders, you can be sure this would have been aired on Al Jazeera. Are you sure big, hairy spider with girth of a chair isn't you,REZA, in your burka....

Well, this guy is obviously a wackjob, or just looking for publicity for some reason. Do any Iraqis actually fall for nonsense like this?

Giant spiders coming to get us. Now that is funny. I laughed more than I have laughed in a couple of days. Now I am not sure if it is the boogey man or the spiders that I should be afraid of more. Oh this is great. Wait till they blow up some big pictures and release them. I mean like hey, it was broadcast all over the satellite's and people even seen them, right? The sad thing is that these are the leaders of these people. To question this authority on such an absurd lie would be getting into trouble for these people who can all see the emperors new cloths. And they wonder why they are in the mess that they live in. Oh, but I guess that is our fault to.

There very well COULD be giant spiders In Iraq
AS BIG AS THIS CHAIR!!!!

But, sorry,...alas, they were not sent by ALLAH...
They were most likely designed by college students, developed by the military... and further streamlined by Japanese contractors,.

Bomb snuffers.....remote probes built for uneven terrain.....
Testing under (actuall combat conditions)
for added credetials in eventuall arms sales.
I sure there are MANY tech soldiers who would get a BIG H00T by fastening pieces of some faux fur coat on these probes just to freak out the natives.
Sad that the faux fur caused malfunction forcing the soldiers to have to go rescue the thing for repairs....hence the carring away by the legs of one such beast.
Humour in bad taste ...but comedy is where you find it in such an ugly conflict.