"Do Muslims have self-esteem Issues?," from the Cairo-based Sandmonkey blogspot (thanks to Norwegian Kafir):
Did you hear that the Pope converted to Islam before he died?No, you didn't? But that's all over Egypt. It's the latest rumor of the week. People who support it point to the fact that the Pope had dirt put on his corps ( an Islamic burial tradition) and that he wanted his memoirs burned to hide his secret conversion of course ( why else would he have them burned they would argue), which he showed in his establishing of good relations with the Muslim community and opposition to the Iraq war. The Pope, they would say without a shred of doubt in their voice, died a muslim. And some people actually believed that! Ain't that some shit?
Ohh and in case you haven't heard, Bill Gates also declared his conversion to Islam. I got that piece of news in an e-mail. Apparently he announced it at a house-party ( where they didn't serve alcohol I am certain) and told his "shocked" guests that he amassed all the wealth in the world and bought everything he ever wanted, but only found peace of mind in converting to Islam. The E-mail had a snapshot of a newspaper article, which I am sure isn't made up or anything. And again, apparently some people believed it.
Well, it puts a new twist on that saying, "is the pope a catholic?"
It's good to notice that muslims are still residing in a parallel universe.
I would not want it any other way.
Reverted, not converted - he was always Muslim.
This is no surprise in a culture where illiteracy is rampant. For a people with god's will revealed in a book, it is surprising how many cannot read. Yet Communist countries with no god manage to eleminate illiteracy. Hmmm...Allah (may Kali-Ma destroy you) does work in mysterious ways.
American fact: Egyptians are Muslim hillbillies.
Well so were Moses and the other Old Testament Prophets (but what about King David?), Shakespeare and King Offa of Mercia http://www.answering-islam.org/Hoaxes/offa.html
As for the e-mail about Bill Gates conversion, I know people who are still waiting for their $1000 for every e-mail forwarded and tracked through microsoft. If you really want fiction try Pratchitt.
Kali:
Even if they are able to read, they do so only to memorize the Koran, not to analyse what is written in it in any meaningful way, but rather to accept it as the literal word of their God as revealed to a sadistic pirate.
As of this AM we now have 74 Allahisms!
Gather 'round and roar in laughter at some of these gems!
Allatellya - The voices in Muhammeds head.
Allatollah - A Muslum to talks about Islam.
Allahtropic- the urge to bend toward Mecca.
Allahmanic - A Muslim
Allahmania - occurs when Muslims attend the Friday afternoon prayers.
Allahgasm - Occurs when Muslims see western women or when they call "God is Great!"
Allahwad - what gets expelled during an Allahgasm
Allahjerk - Occurs when Muslims sit in a circle and have Allahgasms.
Allahgasming - a group Allahgasm or multiple Allahgasms (common in some areas)
Allahphobe - A Christian, Hindu, or other non Muslim religion.
Allahhalla - What a Muslim does when he butchers an animal.
InebriaAllahic - A Muslim who has had too much to drink.
AllahDawa - A Muslim spreading the word of the "One true god"
Allabot - One who reads and acts without critical thought.
Allahkazaam- what Muslim basketball players yell.
Allahpecia- the inability of Muslims to grasp the meaning of the word "racism".
Allahgation- the constant cry of "Islamophobia", "racism", etc
Allahmony- A man who kills his wife and children to celebrate Muhammeds birthday..
Allahgory- a form of thought no Muslim can understand
Allahgators- nickname for jihadists.
AllahGator - An angry Muslim who snaps at you.
AllahBayama - Bible Belt Muslim.
Allahmoeba - Islamofacist DNA
Allahballoo - Big Islamic shindig
Allahmunitions - Muslim children
Allahbaster - shade of dead flesh
Allahballyhoo - Muslim yodeler
Allahdente - the degree in which Jihadist like their human flesh cooked
Allahwallabingbang - the Islamic philosophy of the "creation"
Allahlie - what Islam really is.
Chicken AllahKing - Something yummy to eat after evening prayers
AllahKazoo - What Muslim fairy godmothers say. (See "Cinderella".)
AllahAlien - The Space Parasite whom Jihadists worship.
AllahJandro - A Mexican Moslem.
AllahKatraz - See "Guantanamo"
AllahAvatory - the public bathrooms where Moslems retreat to pray.
AllahGayNee - Anatomical part of homosexual Muslim
AllahGoryCull - brutal way Muslims thin out minority population
AllahLanceALot - Muslim serial stabber
AllahOwance - Islamic stipend
CamAllah - Desert bride
C'AllahLily - affectionate name for gay Muslim.
Allahiance - The act of Muslim deciet when signing treaties (See also AllahLie).
F'AllahAwful - Camel is raped and barbecued accordance with Ayatollah Khomeni fatwa
MuAllahCracy - the system of government in the Middle-East
Remember the AllahMo! - 9/11 battle cry
HizbAllalbequrque - a U.S. city infected with Jihadist infiltrators.
Allahalarm - Heightened sense of alert whenever an A-rab passes by.
AllahAllahincomefree- What Western Nations say to Muslims.
Allahbit with chips. (Check that red sauce.)
MAllahDy - afflicts those who read too much Qur'an
SAllahRy - payment to parents of suicide bombers
UpsAllah - City in SE Sweden (Upsala)
AllahWeen - the night in late October when Muslims get to play tricks on infidels.
AllahBama - A Moslem making a civil rights statement on a Selma city bus.
AllahStracize -To banish Muslims from society.
AllahDis - a New York Allah
AllahDat - a New York Allah
AllahDem - a New York Allah
AllahDos - a New York Allah
AllahDes - a New York Allah
AllahHers - a New York Allah
AllaHis - a New York Allah
AllahMine - a New York Allah
AllahYours - a New York Allah
AllahDers - a New York Allah
AllahJoes - a New York Allah
AllahFreds - a New York Allah
AllahDay - a New York Allah
AllahNight - a New York Allah
AllahDaTime - a New York Allah
AllahMobile - A Camel
AllahKillYou - Typical Muslim threat
AllahKillMe - Muslim suicide bomber
There is a psychological need that must be met as every event, even the death of a pope, is given a Muslim twist, a Muslim face.
It would be interesting to get insight on this phenomenon.
The belief that Pope John Paul "secretly converted to Islam before he died" is as ridiculous as the belief that all mankind was Muslim in the beginning and are "reverting to the true religion". This fable will go round and round and become legend in the same way as have the fables about the Crusades.
Well not to defend those moronic Muslims but let's not forget that Mormons make it a habit to "baptize" dead people. Anne Frank was recently baptized though no one was able to secure her consent.
Allah-crity - the amazing speed with which BillR comes up with Allah jokes.
Interested:
All of the Allahisms were generated at this site on Sunday(yesterday) by less than a dozen contributors.
My personal favorites? AllahGasm and AllaMobile
Join the fun boys and girls, come up with your very own Allahism!
Have you seen this?
Mid November 1996 the following report reached us:
We have a very good Islamic community radio station here in Cape Town.
The following story was told for the honest truth on our Muslim radio
the other day:
When Louis Armstrong and co. walked on the moon, they heard sounds
in a strange language they did not understand. Only later, after
returning to earth, did they realize that it was actually the azaan!
I have seen a few mosques with powerful speaker systems, but wow,
somebody down here certainly turned on the power on that day!
[Obviously the reference was supposed to be in regard to Neil Armstrong, the astronaut, not Louis Armstrong, the Jazz musician.]
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This rumor also surfaces every other month or so on the Islamic newsgroup, examples of one of the more recent appearances:
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Louis Armstrong walked on the moon? LMAO
BTW, NEIL Armstrong denies this story.
My goodness, an example of a newly coined aspect of Islamic psychosis:
IAS: Islamic Appropriation Syndrome.
JTF wins the prize for best suggestion so far!
How about AllahGrab - Islamic Appropriation Syndrome
OK with you, JTF?
AllahGrab - Islamic Appropriation Syndrome, better known as Jiziya
AllahPeasment - Giving Muslims what they demand (see also AllahKillYou)
AllahPeaser - One who believes in AllahPeasment
the rumor about the Pope simply ups the ante from others falsely listed as having converted to Islam. Cousteau and Camus are two of them. No one wants to think that out of the billions of non-Muslims, it is only prisoners and the psychically marginal or slightly off -- Richard Reid, John Walker Lindh, Jose Padilla, Weiss-Schwartz sufferers, the lonely soul, male or female, who seeks "community" and wants to enjoy that Total Regulation of the Universe that Islam provides (nice to have everyithing identified as halal and haram -- and yours not to reason why) those born into it, through no fault of their own, and those who, for reasons which could easily be analysed, are pressured by others or inveigled by conductors or Da'wa, or feel the urge to meet an apparent psychic emptiness by converting to this curoious geopolitical system-cum-explanation-of-everything, the putative attractiveness of which escapes those many who remain among the level-headed.
From the Sandmonkey blog:
APU - Arab Parallel Universe
Wild fantasies, lies and deception are a way of life in Arab countries. Fairy-tales and rumor-mongering substitute critical opinions and discussions, the Qu'ran takes everything to the lowest common denominator and the Jihad is everyones ulterior motive.
So this comes as no surprise, just like the mossad flew the jets into the WTC and the Pentagon, huge spiders in the battle of Falludja etc. etc.
"Irredentist" is the muslim poster previously known as "Ramaz".
If you don't know what the word means, look it up.
Ramaz/Irredentitst:
Black people build the pyramides? Did King Tut look black to you?
Was Nofrete black?
It may be true that the Arabs -even then- had black slaves or used black slave labour to build the pyramides, but I have never seen any evidence that 'black people build the pyramides'-
Feel free to take a trip to Kenia and check out the Massai, the architecture there is quite similar...
CGW and Terminator:
I do not think Irredentist and Ramaz are one and the same. More likely, it is the nom de plum of frequent contributor of postings, the Constantinopolitan Irredentist.
Besidse, "Irredentist" is a rather obsecure term for someone like Ramaz to be using.
"Did you hear that the Pope converted to Islam before he died?"
Why Noooo I didn't, but I did hear that after going so may days without embalming the ripe scent of eau de Sadr was ever present ...
"There is a psychological need that must be met as every event, even the death of a pope, is given a Muslim twist, a Muslim face."
This is evidence of the revisionist nature of Islam and monumental pathological Muslim egotism -- the belief that the universe revolves aound it and that Islam is somehow interwined in all major events. I'm waiting for Ariel Sharon to pass so we could hear the same claims
waterdragon52:
I beg to differ.
There are MANY linguistic similarities between the two posters - some of the posts are almost verbatim what was previously posted by Ramaz. The Constantinopolitan Irredentist to whom you refer is another poster entirely.
Check out some of Ramaz's old posts and then check out what the "Irredentist" has posted on various threads since yesterday.
The true meaning of the screenname when employed by a muslim is unmistakeable.
I guess this was why the ayatollahs from Iran went to John Paul II's funeral.
They obviously knew something.
(I hear that the new Pope Benedict XVI has already secretly converted to being a Moonie... watch for him to be handing out their literature, in mufti, at an airport, mall or highway intersection near you. The faint German accent's a dead give-away!)
allahcrimonious - A muslim in a good mood.
allahrgess - Generous giving only to other muslims.
pedallahophile - A muslim who consummates a marriage with a nine year old named aisha.
Allah want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
re: Louis Armstrong on the moon (lol!)
Sounds like Islamists have a massive inferiority complex to me. Islamists have accomplished very little in the last 1400 years so they seem to feel the need to steal the accomplishments of others. Btw, why would Muslims want to steal the accomplishments of those whom Islam considers infidels?
No, that's exactly right. Louis Armstrong walking on the moon, looking up, and singing What A Wonderful World.
Now at 81 Allaisms and counting:
Allatellya - The voices in Muhammeds head.
Allatollah - A Muslum to talks about Islam.
Allahtropic- the urge to bend toward Mecca.
AllahManic - A Muslim
AllahMania - occurs when Muslims attend Friday afternoon prayers.
Allahgasm - Occurs when Muslims see western women or when they call "God is Great!"
Allahwad - what gets expelled during an Allahgasm
Allahjerk - Occurs when Muslims sit in a circle and have Allahgasms.
Allahgasming - a group Allahgasm or multiple Allahgasms (common in some areas)
Allahphobe - A Christian, Hindu, or other non Muslim religion.
Allahhalla - What a Muslim does when he butchers an animal.
InebriaAllahic - A Muslim who has had too much to drink.
AllahDawa - A Muslim spreading the word of the "One true god"
Allabot - One who reads and acts without critical thought.
Allahkazaam- what Muslim basketball players yell.
Allahpecia- the inability of Muslims to grasp the meaning of the word "racism".
Allahgation- the constant cry of "Islamophobia", "racism", etc
Allahmony- A man who kills his wife and children to celebrate Muhammeds birthday..
Allahgory- a form of thought no Muslim can understand
Allahgators- nickname for jihadists.
AllahGator - An angry Muslim who snaps at you.
AllahBayama - Bible Belt Muslim.
Allahmoeba - Islamofacist DNA
Allahballoo - Big Islamic shindig
Allahmunitions - Muslim children
Allahbaster - shade of dead flesh
Allahballyhoo - Muslim yodeler
Allahdente - the degree in which Jihadist like their human flesh cooked
Allahwallabingbang - the Islamic philosophy of the "creation"
Allahlie - what Islam really is.
Chicken AllahKing - Something yummy to eat after evening prayers
AllahKazoo - What Muslim fairy godmothers say. (See "Cinderella".)
AllahAlien - The Space Parasite whom Jihadists worship.
AllahJandro - A Mexican Moslem.
AllahKatraz - See "Guantanamo"
AllahAvatory - the public bathrooms where Moslems retreat to pray.
AllahGayNee - Anatomical part of homosexual Muslim
AllahGoryCull - brutal way Muslims thin out minority population
AllahLanceALot - Muslim serial stabber
AllahOwance - Islamic stipend
CamAllah - Desert bride
C'AllahLily - affectionate name for gay Muslim.
Allahiance - The act of Muslim deciet when signing treaties (See also AllahLie).
F'AllahAwful - Camel is raped and barbecued accordance with Ayatollah Khomeni fatwa
MuAllahCracy - the system of government in the Middle-East
Remember the AllahMo! - 9/11 battle cry
HizbAllalbequrque - a U.S. city infected with Jihadist infiltrators.
Allahalarm - Heightened sense of alert whenever an A-rab passes by.
AllahAllahincomefree- What Western Nations say to Muslims.
Allahbit with chips. (Check that red sauce.)
MAllahDy - afflicts those who read too much Qur'an
SAllahRy - payment to parents of suicide bombers
UpsAllah - City in SE Sweden (Upsala)
AllahWeen - the night in late October when Muslims get to play tricks on infidels.
AllahBama - A Moslem making a civil rights statement on a Selma city bus.
AllahStracize -To banish Muslims from society.
AllahDis - a New York Allah
AllahDat - a New York Allah
AllahDem - a New York Allah
AllahDos - a New York Allah
AllahDes - a New York Allah
AllahHers - a New York Allah
AllaHis - a New York Allah
AllahMine - a New York Allah
AllahYours - a New York Allah
AllahDers - a New York Allah
AllahJoes - a New York Allah
AllahFreds - a New York Allah
AllahDay - a New York Allah
AllahNight - a New York Allah
AllahDaTime - a New York Allah
AllahMobile - A Camel
AllahKillYou - Typical Muslim threat
AllahKillMe - Muslim suicide bomber
AllahGrab - Islamic Appropriation Syndrome, better known as Jiziya
AllahPeasment - Giving Muslims what they demand (see also AllahKillYou)
AllahPeaser - One who believes in AllahPeasment
AllahCrimonious - A muslim in a good mood.
AllahGress - Generous giving only to other muslims.
Allahphile - A muslim who consummates a marriage with a nine year old named aisha.
Allah want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Re Irredentist:
What does 'Black' really mean?
One look at my skin and you see I am not of the Indo-Aryan stock, but from the aboriginal Dravidian peoples of India. South Indians and North Indians with dark skin face a lot of discrimination when in comes to marriage. For those interested, the caste system was originally based on race (Persians/Aryans on top, Dravidians on the bottom).
The ancient Egyptians were probably Berbers. Their skin tone in artefacts (like tomb paintings) looks much darker than Arabs, but not dark like most Africans. They certainly weren't Indo-Europeans/Aryans. In any case Muslims had little to no interest in Ancient Egypt before European's spurred by Enlightenment curiosity came along.
The issues discussed here are serious and I almost feel guilty for laughing so hard at the Allahisms, but I just can't help myself! These jewels should be copyrighted and published.
It would be only fitting to send Ibrahim Hooper of C.A.I.R. the first copy after publication. I would love to watch his stony expression, frozen in a perpetual scowl, transmogrify from chronic muslim arrogance/discontent to pathological muslim rage, which he barely disguises behind his tenuous facade. Maybe he will become so enraged that he will burst into flames, a victim of spontaneous combustion. He has been a poor, pitiful,suffering, muslim victim of Islamophobia for so long, fighting tirelessly to free the ummah from the constraints of bigotry, racism (sic), and prejudice. The Allahisms might be just the ticket to interject a bit of levity into this dismal, tragic life. It would kill him to smile.
I guess I really should stop fantacizing about the demise of this vile creature. I'm sure he will reap his just rewards, eventually. It couldn't happen too soon.
The latest on the new pope:
The Italians call the pope 'papa'-
Ratzinger abbreviated: 'Razzi'-
Pope Benedict = 'Paparazzi'
(don't burn me at the stakes for this...)
The latest on the new pope:
The Italians call the pope 'papa'-
Ratzinger abbreviated: 'Razzi'-
Pope Benedict = 'Paparazzi'
(don't burn me at the stakes for this...)
The latest on the new pope:
The Italians call the pope 'papa'-
Ratzinger abbreviated: 'Razzi'-
Pope Benedict = 'Paparazzi'
(don't burn me at the stakes for this...)
Sorry 'bout the triple post...
Sorry 'bout the triple post...
BillR--
Allahtolia: Location where masses of infidels are slaughtered by Jihadists. See also (1) Armenian Genocide, (2) Anatolia, (3) Turkey, (4) Pentagon, (5) New York City, et al.
BillR--
Allahtolia: Location where masses of infidels are slaughtered by Jihadists. See also (1) Armenian Genocide, (2) Anatolia, (3) Turkey, (4) Pentagon, (5) New York City, et al.
The Allah-Moana in Honolulu, is that a mosque yet?