From the UK's Daily Mirror, with thanks to Jeffrey Imm:
WOMEN suicide bombers wearing exploding bras could strike at airports, police intelligence experts fear.Scotland Yard has sent details of the bombs - which are primed to go off as the wearer is frisked by security staff - to all the major airports, including busy Heathrow and Gatwick.
The memo warns one suicide bomber in Colombo, Sri Lanka, killed herself and four police officers. "The device exploded as the attacker was being searched by two female constables," it says.
"The police have determined she was wearing an improvised explosives-laden bra wired to detonate if tampered with."...
One anti-terrorist officer said: "It may sound a little silly but you can't take anything for granted these days."The bombers lull officers into a false sense of security by showing their bare midriff to prove they are not wearing a "bomb jacket" - but then the bra explodes.
In 2002 Ayat al-Akhrass, 15, stuffed her bra with Semtex and detonated the bomb in a supermarket in Jerusalem, killing herself and two shoppers.
Who says the Muslims can't invent anything?? This gives new meaning to the term,
"Booby Trap"
Brabarians!
3rdtimelucky:
I love it! ;) Booby Trap!
Mind if I use it at http://muslimsandme.blogspot.com/
It would go in The Jokes on Allah
Some American Muslims returning from a conference in Canada are suing the U.S. government for "detaining and searching them at the border." One female Muslim was incensed the female conducting the search unjustly asked her if her underwire bra contained a bomb.
I'm looking for those Methodist, Presbyterian, and Buddhist bombers. Muslim profiling will be necessary until other groups have proved to be bombers. Unfortunately we need to check everyone as "Muslim" is not a race and Muslims come in all sizes, shapes, and colors. Although Islam is not a monolithic belief system, they all read the same Koran and consider Mohammed to be the "perfect man."
Go for it BillR (although it comes an old Irish joke - Oh no! According to the Muslim posters (or is that protestors?)here I'm racist, I tell Irish jokes - I'm racist against myself!!!!)
Who says the Muslims can't invent anything?? This gives new meaning to the term,
"Booby Trap"
Posted by: 3rdtimelucky at May 5, 2005 03:49 PM
ROTFL!!! Gold Star for you today!!
All the more reason less is more!!
short skirts and tube tops and don't the Brits use xrays that see through your clothes now better get in shape if traveling
Part of the American Trobe
Squirrel Hunter
Spider Killer
God Bless the USA and her Fighting Forces and ALL who Fight with her give them Strength, Wisdom, Sight and Courage to stay the course to Victory[FREEDOM] to Destroy ALL Islamic Terrorist and ALL who Support them Amen
Lets hope that this turns out to be a storm in a D Cup.
Well, this gives "breast implants" a whole new meaning, don't it?
Sigh - as if teenage boys didn't have enough to worry about - now a flippin bra that will explode when they try to cop a feel.
Sigh - as if teenage boys didn't have enough to worry about - now a flippin bra that will explode when they try to cop a feel.
Posted by: johnb at May 5, 2005 05:02 PM
ROTFL
Gold Star for you too!!
Part of the American Tribe
Squirrel Hunter
Spider Killer
God Bless the USA and her Fighting Forces and ALL who Fight with her give them Strength, Wisdom, Sight, and Courage to stay the course to Victory[FREEDOM] to Destroy ALL Islamic Terrorist and ALL who Support them Give the World Courage to Stand Up and Fight this Evil Amen
Where do you sign up to be a inspector?
I will do anything for National Security.
Perhaps not enough sympathy is directed to the hapless boyfriends of these women who must now struggle to answer the question " Does this explosive filled bra make me look fat ?"
Explosives camouflaged as breast implants will lead to a new version or release of the Lord's Prayer in some Authorized Version circa 2010: "Yea, though I walk through the silicon valley of the shadow of death..."
Overheard in a Saudi lingerie store...
"Would Madam prefer Playtex or Semtex?"
1630r, that is a good one.
Whoa, the Daily Mirror (equivalent: National Enquirer) is suddenly an extremely reliable source of news...hmm
Yeah, Shukri. It's hard to believe Muslims would find new ways to blow themselves up in the quest to rid the world of innocent civilian kuffar. Your tired denials just make you less and less credible.
Instead of defending the indefensible, why don't you and some of your brothers make the effort to reform what is obviously a very, very sick religion?
Shukri-
Haven't you read:
"MOHAMMAD WAS A SPACE ALIEN"?
I say that Muslim men be forced to wear something equivalent... to show that the women aren't more devoted than they are.
Maybe the:
"Dynamite Codpiece"?
Of course, in the case of jihadists, it would only need to come in small.
That would seem to be an unusually rigid boob-job...
Shirki, I imagine you've never read the Daily Mirror. It's not high-class, but it's no National Enquirer, although I'm sure you wish it was. Certainly not as bad as al-Jazeera.
Ah well. Nothing you can do about it. Nor the fact that it's been seen before elsewhere.
Geoff
Ummagumma, that's the solution.
My son said that it was going to get so bad that anyone who wants to fly will have to strip and wear an airline-issued paper suit. We may see that come to pass.
Explosives camouflaged as breast implants will lead to a new version or release of the Lord's Prayer in some Authorized Version circa 2010: "Yea, though I walk through the silicon valley of the shadow of death..."
Posted by: Hugh at May 5, 2005 05:47 PM
ROTFLTIME!! Gold Star for you today!!
Part of the American Tribe
Squirrel Hunter
God Bless the USA and her Fighting Forces and ALL who Fight with her give them Strength, Wisdom, Sight, and Courage to Destroy ALL Islamic Terrorist and ALL who Support them Amen
Well, that should even be more reason to have a (much) closer look at the muzzie-females who come fully covered , making funny (protest-) noises. If it wasn't for the smell...
Beagle:
Whatever Shuggi has, he has NO CREDIBILITY! Never did... The only thing you can believe about him is that he is a 100 per-center, and following his postings makes it evident that he is the prototype of coffee-filter wearing maniac that nothing can penetrate exept bullets...
Export of these Koranimals is the only alternative solution. Trouble is, the middle east won't have them back.
What to do, what to do?
I forgot something:
Explosives in a brassiere: The Islamic version of "SEXBOMB" !
'Tis time to buy stock in Wonder Bras, yes?
Mastectomy, Muslim style! It ABSOLUTELY gets rid of the cancer!
Who says Muslims are incapable of innovation?
P.S.
Catherine, I WANT MY GOLD STAR!
Incredible, but here is somehing even worse. From The New York Post, January 4, 2004 (Quote):
"A she-bomber planned to blow up British Airways Flight 223 over Washington with plastic explosives hidden inside her body, a chilling new report says. U.S. security services told Scotland Yard that the woman - almost certainly linked to al Qaeda - planned to hide 8 to 12 ounces of the material tucked inside her reproductive region, London's Mirror newspaper reported.
When the flight was over the nation's capital, the bomber would go to the bathroom, remove the explosives and detonate a blast that would blow the aircraft out of the skies." (Unquote).
If something like this ever happens, and it probably will, the bomber will probably go down in history as "The Mother of All Explosions". Actually, muslim women carrying suicide bombs in their wombs is nothing new, but up until now they have not been set to detonate until some years after delivery.
Viking
I demand that Mohammedans be banned from flying altogether. For the sake of humanity and every ones safety is that too much to ask?
Put Mohammdans on cattle trains or use shipping containers. Why should we have to risk lives for Pee Cee....?
Brabarians! That was a good one too, Shy Guy.
Dearest Ummagumma,
As a fellow anti-jihad fighter, I feel I must make a point. We DO take this s**t very seriously, let me assure you. The reason for some of these postings like "Booby trap" and "Brabarians" is to comfort us with humor in our time of need. Like a Mr. Bobbit who had a delicate part of his anatomy removed suddenly, there is comfort in our weakness. The simple fact is that this storyline is absolutely irresistable for making wise-cracks about human pride and foolishness. We should never minimalize of course, but a good chuckle is healthy for the soul. I personally detest humorless, dour Christians who take themselves WAY too seriously. I am a Christian and can still keep my very English type of humor intact."Therefore comfort one another" (1 The 4) is the correct response to terror. Remember, if you're afraid, then the bad guys have won.
Hugh, I can't believe you! The Lord's prayer is "Our Father", not the 23rd psalm you were paraphrasing!
I thought the pagan moslem suicide bombers were insane, at least they "get?" 70 perpetual virgins and 30 young ever fresh pearls or boys. Stop sniggering you nasty Christians NO! this does not mean these creeps are stinking perverts and will be for "eternity" These "female?" pagan moslem suicide bombers with their exploding bras, all they "get?" is to watch their menfolk shagging their virgins and buggering their dear little 'pearls' What utter ding-a-lings. numbat
Ummagumma - Yes its serious but as stated above - we need to keep our sense of humor. Some of this stuff is very sad. Having a sense of humor is a good thing. As somebody who tries his best as being an Aussie Christian, we Australians in general love to take the micky out of most things - especially ourselves.
Which has me thinking, notice how many comdeians pay out on Christianity?? be it Catholic or Protestant?
How many pay out on Islam??? - despite the huge amount of material (eg the article Spencer posted above). I read on Jewish World Review some very funny cartoons (and at times very witty and intelligent articles), but no comedian ever pays out Islam in the flesh (that I've seen). Why are they afraid of Shukri's peace loving, pro - democracy, Jew Loving, Anti Nazi, Chirstian loving religion??????
Question above - what do the female suicide bombers get??? Why 72 virgins??? Maybe the Muslims are on a Lesbian recruiting drive???