Kill the reporter carrying the camera

From an Iraqi insurgent sniper training manual, with thanks to Little Green Footballs.

Under a picture with the heading "who would you kill first?" is the following:

"The first one is the Soldier (second from right) because he has a MG, heavy machine gun. Then is the stupid Soldier on the left. He is a very easy target (look how he is elevated from the ground), then the Soldier or the reporter carrying the camera. First, because the camera can be used as binoculars; second, it is the most difficult thing to hide the death of a reporter in Iraq."
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They should have included a picture of a guard flushing a Quran...that would have been first over the machine gun...it's militarilly unsound...but thats the way they are...

One wonders if Jordan Eason would report this little tidbit.

This seems inaccurate ...or perhaps the holy warriors just wont (canot?)read this manual?
As far as i can tell the "innocents" And children in the line of fire are nothing but maytr fodder for nazislam ,..er islam....

Anyways while the doctrine of selective targeting seems sound,... the n00bs who are entering these opperations are not aware of their chances of getting smoked before they even get a shot off, which are quite high regardless of the honourable ROE that US soilders opperate under.

Spray & pray will be defeated by well trained troops every time.
and this little book will be the furthest thing from any foolsh holy warriors mind when the US soilders engage them ....RUN AWAY! And O allah im dieing!! will most likely be thier primary thoughts.

""Smoke em if ya got em"" Takes on a whole new meaning when a holy warrior is spotted in the lands of the beast ..SEMPER FI!

Thats right
#1
#2
#3
#4
Shivas hit list

Sorry but for myself

(if i were prone to vilolent actions)

it would have to be 1,1,1,1 ..then 2,3 and 4 would be beaten untill the rifle stock broke off.

We take you now to the adventures of Shukri, the Muslim boy wonder, and the amazing AllahMan! (boy with a small b, AllaMan with a giant A)

Holy Koran, AllaMan, they've got a Bible! We have to shred it and get them to see the truth before they drive a wooden stake thru the heart of AllahLand!

Well, Shukri, we'll get on our AllahMobile and see if we can't incite an AllahGasm to save the infidels from their false gods and idolatry.

Infidels AllaMan? HolyNajis, AllaMan, I'll water up the AllahMobile right now.

Later..…You have done well, Shukri, the god of the infidels will tremble before the might of all Islam before this day is done!

But AllahMan, what about the najis Jews and the filthy Americans?
Are you sure AllahMan?
We've fought the Jews before, and you know what happened then!

AllahMan rolls his eyes to the heavens, and then in a sudden revelation of the truth…Wait, Shukri, AllahMan is receiving a flash update from the big guy!
Oh No!
He says you doubt his word and will burn in the frightful fires that AllahGag has prepared just for you!
You are one of the doubters, boy wonder!

Oh No, AllahMan!
Watch me pray AllaMan, I'll show you how stupid, I mean how…

No, Shukri, boy wonder, AllahMan knows all and sees all with the big AllahEye in the sky!
Here!
Put this vest on, and when AllahMan says "Smite Them!" use this phone to tell me how much you believe!
AllahMan will be watching on the AllahNewsNetwork!

Tune in fans for the next episode of Shukri, the boy wonder, and the amazing AllahMan as they battle the forces of intelligence and freedom!

Allah words are defined at: http://muslimsandme.blogspot.com/

shiva,

You shoot #1 and #2 in the legs and let #3 eat them.

(I don't recognize #4- although the hat looks inauspicious- but I have 2 bullets left if you can identify him. Then repeat the preceding procedure, except you can shoot both of his legs.)

Mother T., #5, can pray for them, from beyond, later, once they emerge from #3. Macerated

A couple of us just made up some graphics for the good of the cause. These magic bullets can do more harm to Islam than Islam can do to us.

http://infidels.kafirnation.com/spamQURAN.jpg

http://infidels.kafirnation.com/due%20you%20want%20to.gif


This place is on a roll...Shukti the boy wonder from A10Billr, and breakfast of champions, the Allahburger by Son of walker.

Sonofwalker...since cheese was not listed as an ingrediant, what is that yellow stuff oozing from under the tomatoes...never mind, I dont really want to know...

Thank KAOSKTRL for the immediate turn-around with the graphics. He's a tad shakey on the details, but what a wonderful couple of pieces in only a few minutes.

I looked through the Protocols of Islamic Cuisine to get the halal sauce, and you're right: you do not want to know what the yellow oozy stuff is.

As my great Imam says, "Th-th-th-that's Islam, Folks."

So, Average Joe, you'd beat Mother Teresa with a rifle butt? I'm glad for her sake that she's already dead!

As for me, if I were as close to OBL as the photographer was, it'd mean his bodyguards were gone and he could be taken alive to be put on trial. Were the lion living in the middle of the African wilds and feeding on nothing more than zebra, I'd figure it was an endangered species.

I'd save the rifle butt for Abdurrahman.

Kepha
Hope you can shoot better than you
Borrow these and read again what AvrageJoe suggested
readhttp://www.eysterengineered.com/gallery/eyeglasses.png

Sorry but for myself
(if i were prone to vilolent actions)

it would have to be 1,1,1,1 ..then 2,3 and 4 would be beaten until the rifle stock broke off.

you can have another try at these
http://www.chaser.com.au/fpdb/0089/040921horrorbrigade.jpg
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Ed6DgLGJRlAJ:www.jafi.org.il/agenda/46a.jpg

OK, Shiva. I guess I opened the wrong links. The first time, I saw No. 1 was OBL, No.2 a lion, No.3 Sheikh Abdurrahman, and No. 4 Mother Theresa.

Kepha
No. 1 was OBL,
No. 2 Is Scabby Hanza da Hook
No. 3 ai666 lair of allah,
No. 4 Sheikh Abdurrahman
No. 5 Mother Theresa.

Mother Theresa,will surely forgive you for a slight mistake,damned sure scabby hook wont
Any-way it was only target practice this time out,maybe Gataline Catherine can help with some training,also we no where yer coming from
regards
shiva
Damned nuisance cant find where skurki is hiding

Still waiting for a response Thomas,enjoying a long weekend cia

sorry
Gataline Catherine should read
Gatlin Gun Kathy [GGK]
Her comments are sure like a blast from a gatlin gun,most of the bullets hit home some miss,

http://www.nordstaterne.dk/images/Gatlin_gun.jpg

Well, Shiva, I guess I thought the lion was just a critter in the African wilds or some public zoo. As for Scabby Hamza, he ought to drown in hog manure.