Muslims beware!

This is hilarious. Does anyone remember the Monty Python sketch about the tortures used by the (totally unexpected) Spanish Inquistition?

Fetch.....the.....COMFY CHAIR!!!!!

OT George Galloway's wife has chucked him:

http://election.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=466692005

Thanks for the heads up I warned the ummah
http://www.ummah.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=10

"black water to drink, that turns their tongues black and prevents them from uttering the Syahadah or Islamic pledge"

Guinness would be that effective. But my preference would be for Mackeson Stout. Looks good, tastes good, and by golly it does you good. More good than my Nan (who drank it regularly and lived to the age of 92) ever realised.

No, Not the soft cushions ! ! ! (and a glass of milk stout)

Granny Weatherwax:

Perhaps it was Theakstons Old Peculiar, my pseudonym at Harry's Place?

In which case, Ummah, be afraid. Be very afraid!!

Seriously though, there are probably quite a few Christians in Pakistan who wish that the Ummah would kill them with kindness like this.

The qur'an forbids Muslims from becoming friends with Christians and Jews.

In Surah 5 (The last one supposedly revealed) verse 51: 'Believers, take neither the Christians nor the Jews to be your friends and helpers. They are friends with each other. Whoever of you seeks their friendship shall become one of their number. Allah does not guide the wrongdoers'.

This is why all attempts to integrate them into our societies are almost certainly bound to fail.

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George Galloway's wife is the late Yassir Arafat's niece.

Wow, another one to add to the "truth is stranger than fiction" category. Hey, elephant can you give me a link that confirms that George Galloway's wife is Yasir Arafat's niece? If that is so then that would be very interesting - just like how Yasir Arafat was the nephew of the Grand Mufti who befriended Hitler. Wheels within wheels!

I guess the rule is:

DO NOT BE NICE TO MUSLIMS!

Let's get the U.N. to vote on this immediately!

(Otherwise we are insulting their faith. Wouldn't want to do that.)

I think the "Black Drink" mentioned is Ovaltine, that insidious Swiss concoction used by neo-Calvinists to drag Muslims souls to hell! ;-)

Let them go their way, and we go our way -- to the greatest extent possible. No foreign aid from Infidels. No access to dehumanizing Western technology or mentally and emotionally disruptive Western education. No access to Western medicine, the product of non-Qur'anic and hence eseentially corrupt and corrupting thought. Nothing.

We will not be able to visit their countries (which we can hardly step into without risking our lives in any case) and they, in turn, will be prevented from coming to ours.

And we will continue to develop. And they will -- do whatever it was they have been doing for the past thousand years or so.

And meanwhile, we will work mightily to end the only remaining point of contact -- the money we hand over for the oil and gas the countries they now control happen to sit on.

We don't try to "democratize" them. We don't do a thing that from our point of view might be considered benevolent but obviously, from their point of view, is simply one more act of "Shaytan" attempting to seduce the unwary Muslims. We leave them alone, and keep them as far from us as possible.

And eventually, just maybe, they will -- after all sorts of internecine fights modelled on the Iran-Iraq War, or the Egyptian-Saudi Proxy War in the Yemen, and without Western medicine, Western education, Western technology, an even greater collapse than, despite the $10 trillion in OPEC money over the past 1/3 of a century, that they are already experiencing, and which they are incapable of dealing with, and manage to stay afloat only through the unmerited manna of oil and the odd jizyah demanded, and received, of the Infidels in the updated form of foreign aid. Condemn the Muslim states to the solitary confinement of the dar al-Islam; let's see how much they enjoy each other's company -- and the company of no one else.

Elephant

George Gallowys soon to be ex wife, please read the whole article, it is very funny:

[[GEORGE GALLOWAY, the controversial leader of the Respect party, is facing a damaging divorce action on the eve of the election.

His Palestinian-born wife questions how he can call the party Respect when she claims he has been disrespectful to her by having a series of friendships with other women.

Amineh Abu-Zayyad has told The Sunday Times she can no longer tolerate his behaviour and will be contacting solicitors this week.

She says she has received a number of phone calls from women who claim to have had romantic links with him. She adds that Galloway has tried to smooth things over by telling her it is a plot by an unnamed intelligence service to discredit him.]]

- Woudnt you know it? It's Mossad or the CIA trying to discredit his indefatigability ;-)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-1592907,00.html

Ummm....black water to drink, that turns the tongue black....I think I saw that on an old episode of "Bewitched," another incident in which Endora cast her spell over poor hapless Darrin. Calling Samanatha to the rescue, or an iman who has special powers that work on black tongues belonging to gullible apostates!

Mentat,

Here is a link:

Link 1

You can find several more if you just google the following words: Galloway's wife is Arafat's niece.

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Yes, Arafat's mentor was Al-Husseini, the Mufti of Jerusalem whom the British put in charge over their Mandate of Palestine between the wars.

Husseini used his position to persecute Jews there (whom he referred to ironically as 'Palestinians') for example helping to organize the Hebron Massacre.

He spent WW2 in Berlin encouraging Hitler to kill the Jews in Europe and helped to organize the Muslim Bosniacs in their part of the Holocaust in Yugoslavia and Croatia, site of the 3rd largest death camp, Jasenovac.

One more
http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/900253/posts

Zico,

Galloway boasted about his sexual adventures from the earliest days of being an MP.

He said something like, 'I have spent a lot of time in Greece, where I have got to know the people, especially the woman, some of whom carnally'.

I notice he lives in Streatham. This is the number one red light district in the whole of South London, and I've seen girls touting for business only a couple of hundred yards from the police station. I wonder if that is any reason he chose to live there?

In John Lennon's 'Power to the People' there is a line, 'I'm gonna ask you comrades and brothers, how do you treat your own woman at home?'

"the Mufti of Jerusalem whom the British put in charge over their Mandate of Palestine between the wars.

Husseini used his position to persecute Jews there (whom he referred to ironically as 'Palestinians') for example helping to organize the Hebron Massacre.

He spent WW2 in Berlin encouraging Hitler to kill the Jews in Europe and helped to organize the Muslim Bosniacs in their part of the Holocaust in Yugoslavia and Croatia, site of the 3rd largest death camp, Jasenovac."

The Mufti (for some unaccountable reason often referred to anomalously as the "Grand Mufti") was not being ironic in referring to the Jews of Mandatory Palestine as "Palestinians." The Jerusalem Post was then the Palestine Post. The only "Palestinians" were Jews; the Arabs were known, and continued to be known until the period after 1967, when the "Palestinian people" were invented, as Arabs.

The Mufti was in up to his neck with Hitler and personally intervened to make sure that certain communities of Jews that might have escaped did not. Even before the war, in his speeches about the "legitimate rights" of the Sudeten Germans Hitler always mentioned one other oppressed group denied its "legitimate rights" -- "the Arabs of Palestine."

The Muslim brigades within the Waffen SS that the Mufti helped organize had a special recruiter -- the young Izetbegovic, whose later plans for re-instating the sharia in Bosnia so filled the Serbs (who along with Jews were also massacred in large numbers at Jasenovac)so filled many Serbs with dread, and lead them to follow demagogues they might otherwise have avoided.

After the war, the Mufti was helped to escape justice as a war criminal through the intervention of certain French authorities. The same thinking by French authorities lead them, twenty years later, to offer secure asylum to a certain Ayatollah Khomeini, who from Neauphle-le--chateau prepared the Islamic Republic of Iran. The latest example of French morality in the Middle East was the farce of Arafat's treatment, where even after his death French doctors were not allowed to explain what he died of, and the myth of Israeli "poisoning" was allowed to stand unchallenged -- from the French point of view, the wishes of Arafat and the PLO took precedence over the truth, and over the dangers that such a story would cause Jews and the State of Israel.

The French cannot put a foot right in the Middle East. Nor for that matter, anywhere else. The 27 rooms at the Plaza-Athenee which were offered to Robert Mugabe several years ago, at a time when he was prevented from attending the meeting of the Commonwealth Heads of State, is one more illustration of the complete amorality - a stupid amorality that is far worse than American naivete and idealism in Iraq -- of French policy.

Mais que voulez-vous, monsieur? With the likes of Jacques Chirac, et ses triplettes (but not of Belleville) or partouzes, and Roland Dumas, with his putain de la Republique, and the preening poetaster Dominique de Villepin, a comical figure -- what can you expect? Compared to these, Guy Mollet, Christian Pineau, and of course Pierre Mendes-France, seem like Rolvaag's Giants in the Earth.

When will the Christians stop appeasing the unappeasable. Look at history of last 1400, Koran's most important message is to convert the non-muslims or kill him. Look at India, they tried to appease the muslims and the muslims took away half the country in 1947 by demanding a partition based on religious lines. Christians are next in line and may not learn before it is too late.

By the way, ask muslims when will they allow Christians to openly pray and build churches in their own countries (specially Saudi Arabia), just like they are allowed to build mosques and openly pray in western countries.

Utter madness.

Geoff

“By the way, ask muslims when will they allow Christians to openly pray and build churches in their own countries” – post from above.

Iran and other arab leaguers would probably allow widespread Christian Church building and praying in exchange for nuclear warheads.

Similarly, Europe currently is and has been for decades, letting muslims, mosques and anything Islamic come into Europe because arabs have what Europe needs. Cowabunga dude, like uhh muslims and arabs are surfing into Europe on waves of oil and work visas.

You won’t see the reverse because the West has nothing the arab leaders want, except nuclear warheads and missile technology.

The current European forecast calls for increased dhimmitude in the North and more migration from the South. Heavy mosque construction and isalmic texts in public schools will continue in all points in between. No nukes or Christian Churches heading for isalmic countries in the forecast. Stay tuned to the dhimmi channel for further updates.

What is very disconcerting is that too many people who have access to the Internet as well as a good education and a mind which can reason are falling for the "good Muslim" propaganda.

Have you seen the newest pamphlet at http://www.americancatholic.org/Newsletters/CU/ac0405.asp ?

It's just not that hard to find out the truth about Islam. They are out to take over the world. That is the stated purpose of Islam.

I am appalled that someone doesn't come out publically and tell the truth about the Moon God called allah by the greedy father of the "prophet" of Islam and how he created this religion of terror and fear.

Why do we bloggers know this but Congress doesn't?

Coosa, that tract reads like a muslim evangelization tool instead of a Christian one.

Call me naive, but George has to have converted to Islam. A muslimah is not allowed to marry an non-muslim. If he hadn't converted upon his marriage, I think he would be dead by now. Anybody out there know anything about his religious affiliation?

This one is too much! Their ridiculous conspiracy theories get crazier every week. Next they'll accuse us of practicing black magic and casting spells on hapless muslims by remote control to lure them away from Islam.

These primitives are so pathetic. I'll make sure I never put on my "mask of kindness" and help a needy muslim. Xenophobia is an intrinsic trait among muslims, another reason to insist that they stay out of Western countries.

I am comforted by the fact that every day, Islam exposes itself a little more to the world. Muslim arrogance is already stepping on too many toes in the West. Keep it up boys and girls, just keep it up.

Silvester
Somewhere during the reports of his recent debate with Oona King I read that he is a practicing Catholic. Which did not ring true.
I agree with you, one of the only 2 converts to Islam I have met converted because the girl he loved would not defy her family and marry him otherwise. A moslem wife must obey her husband, and only a moslem can order another moslem. Therefore a moslem woman's husband must be a moslem.
Galloway is not a gentleman. A few years ago I got chatting to a temp who had temped in Gruesome George's Glasgow office for a short (very short!) spell. She was not impressed.

Hugh,

Is it true that at one stage, probably about 1938, the Nazis had considered the possibilty of just dumping the Jews on Palestine, but Husseini persuaded them not to?

I have heard that Eichmann, himself born in Palestine made a trip there about 1938 to investigate the feasibility of such a move.

Coosa -- Thanks for the link. That silly nun should be worrying more about Muslim souls instead of trying to convert Christians over to Islam. I almost reverted on the spot reading about how wonderful the five pillars are! I sent the Catholic Update a short e-mail, letting them know that her heart is in the right place but her efforts are misguided.

The aforementioned "black water" reference has already been sung about by the great Doobie Brothers:

Old black water, keep on rollin’
Mississippi moon, won’t you keep on shinin’ on me
Old black water, keep on rollin’
Mississippi moon, won’t you keep on shinin’ on me
Old black water, keep on rollin’
Mississippi moon, won’t you keep on shinin’ on me
Yeah, keep on shinin’ your light
Gonna make everything, pretty mama
Gonna make everything all right
And I ain’t got no worries
’cause I ain’t in no hurry at all

What Hugh has said about France's political leadership is very true.

http://www.brudirect.com/DailyInfo/News/Archive/Jun04/260604/nite01.htm

If Charlie didn't already know he had his work cut out, he does now.

They use many tactics including endearing themselves to people in difficulties such as the jobless and the homeless. This they achieve by insincerely providing sustenance, work, houses, education and other assistance

So there you have it. All those billions in tsunami assistance, was a mere ploy to entice muslims away from islam.

Where can I get some of that black water? Will it do anything for migrains or constipation???

I don't know where you are duh_swami but tinned and bottled Guinness is readily available worldwide. Mackeson Stout is only available bottled, its not mainstream taste being rather sweet but you may find a specialist "beers of the world" off licence that carries it.
Both are VERY good for constipation, and have been know to provide excellent head aches.

Cheers!