Newsweek goofs, 16 killed

"Oops, we goofed," says Newsweek. 16 are dead and the jihad knives are being sharpened -- Newsweek's belated retraction is unlikely to blunt the force of this as yet another new pretext for jihad. The pretexts are ever new; only the jihad is constant. Another update on the great Qur'an toilet flushing riots of 2005: "Newsweek says may have erred in Koran report," from Reuters, with thanks to all the many dozens of Jihad Watch readers who have sent this in:

WASHINGTON - Newsweek magazine on Sunday said it may have erred in a May 9 report that said U.S. interrogators desecrated the Koran at Guantanamo Bay, and apologized to victims of deadly violence sparked by the article.

The weekly news magazine said in its May 23 edition that the original source of the allegation was not sure where he saw the assertion that at least one copy of the Koran was flushed down a toilet in an attempt to get detainees to talk.

"We regret that we got any part of our story wrong, and extend our sympathies to victims of the violence and to the U.S. soldiers caught in its midst," Editor Mark Whitaker wrote in the magazine's latest issue, due to appear on U.S. newsstands on Monday.

The report has sparked angry and violent protests across the Muslim world from Afghanistan, where 16 were killed and more than 100 injured, to Pakistan to Indonesia to Gaza.

On Sunday, Afghan Muslim clerics threatened to call for a holy war against the United States in three days unless it handed over the interrogators in question.

The May 9 report quoted unnamed sources as saying that military investigators probing abuse at the U.S. detention facility at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, found that interrogators had placed copies of the Koran on toilets and "in at least one case, flushed a holy book down the toilet."

Newsweek said a Pentagon spokesman told the magazine late last week that the story was wrong and that the military has found no credible evidence to support separate allegations of Koran desecration made by released detainees...

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Newsweek (the Britney Spears of journalism) has a headline for next week:

"MUSLIMS GOING CRAZY AGAIN!"

And the subtitle:

"The Koran may be perfect, but our journalists are not!"

Newsweek stands responsable for several deaths due to their dhimmitude.

A retraction of the story makes no difference in the Islamic world, only another reason to go into an Allahgasm.

Enrage the Muslims? No problem, just be alive and a non Muslim.

Fear not, I'm working on the problem even as you read this post. And they won't like it one little bit!

If you would like to join a select group fighting dhimmitude, drop us a line at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Antidhimmitude/

We could use your help!

Ah, folks, its just another misunderstanding.... its ok, its not that bad really....

The assasination of archduke ferdinand was similarly a mistake, so maybe was the invasion of Poland. The koranic toilet flush might rank in the same league someday, going by the rabid hysterical pukish moslem reaction.

Make no mistake folks, newsweek has blood on its pants. Derz no way any half decent journo didn't know what the consequences of such a lie could be.

May 9 - Newsweek used unnamed "sources tell NEWSWEEK: interrogators, in an attempt to rattle suspects, placed Qur'ans on toilets and, in at least one case, flushed a holy book down the toilet."

--Michael Isikoff and John Barry

Will Newsweek fire Michael Isikoff and John Barry?

The way that these muslims seem to start bloodbaths over unsubstantiated allegation seems to indicate to me that these orgies of destruction (death to america pogroms) are some sort of boredom killing recreation as well as a religious duty.

I wonder what the clerics who did this mayhem are going to say now..."Hey we b.s. you but you enjoyed it right?"

I just do not understand why our news media is so determined to undermine the west and the war effort. During WWII the news services were supportive, even the movies were involved in keeping up the troops' spirit. Now it is "gotcha" news reporting, hoping to catch the military or our government in some kind of snafu.

But did they care?

The flip side of that 'report' is that, as another poster suggested today, more people will, hopefully, begin to wonder what causes Muslims in the outlands to behave in such a manner.

I didn't notice any American muslims going crazy over this. Maybe some did, I'm just not aware of it.

Remember, too, Osiomo Daniel. A single sentence in this young Nigerian newspaper journalist's story about the '02 Miss Universe Contest caused Muslim rioting that resulted in 200 or so deaths.

Their clerics and leaders are, IMO, the biggest problem. They're either a part of the problem, or...

Let's all start an annoying chant ala the moonbat "newsweek lied, people died".


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OT, Found this at LGF, Ft.Worth police officer marked for assassination by Palestinian gang

http://cbs11tv.com/investigations/local_story_133013742.html

Instead of handing to the followers of the pedophile prophet-pretender Gitmo interrogators, we should hand them the editors of Newsweek. Filthy traitors.

I think you all should read the article at Newsweek as well.

Here is the link.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7857407/site/newsweek/


It tells you how they got it wrong.


Some quotes form the article there.

"How did NEWSWEEK get its facts wrong? "


"(As a legal matter, U.S. citizens are free to deface the Qur'an as an exercise of free speech, just as they are free to burn the American flag or tear up a Bible; but government employees can be punished for violating government rules.)"

""People are dead because of what this son of a bitch said. How could he be credible now?""

"A U.S. military spokesman, Army Col. Brad Blackner, dismissed the claims as unbelievable. "If you read the Al Qaeda training manual, they are trained to make allegations against the infidels," he said."


"But the NEWSWEEK report arrived at a particularly delicate moment in Afghan politics. Opponents of the Karzai government, including remnants of the deposed Taliban regime, have been looking for ways to exploit public discontent. The Afghan economy is weak, and the government (pressed by the United States) has alienated farmers by trying to eradicate their poppy crops, used to make heroin in the global drug trade. Afghan men are sometimes rounded up during ongoing U.S. military operations, and innocents can sit in jail for months. When they are released, many complain of abuse. President Karzai is still largely respected, but many Afghans regard him as too dependent on and too obsequious to the United States. With Karzai scheduled to come to Washington next week, this is a good time for his enemies to make trouble."


I posted this earlier too.

http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/006178.php#c91222

QUOTED FROM

'World on Sunday'
'Muslims on the boil'
Sunday Times,
Australia.

Deaths, protests over Koran 'flushed down toilet'

Kabul: Angry protests have raged across the Muslim world from Gaza to Indonesia over a report that US interrogators at GUATANTANAMO BAY had desecrated the Koran, with calls for retaliation.

Governments demanded investigations and thousands took to the strees in outrage over a Newsweek magazine report that interrogators at the US military prision in cuba had put the Muslimholy book on toilests, and in at least once case flushing it down.

In Afghanistan, at least nince people died in portests over the report, bringing the country's death toll to 16 in its worst anti American demonstrations since the fall of the Taliban.

Unrest spread to Pakistran, which called for a US proble. Hundreds of people held a peaceful protest in Indonesia, the world's most populous Muslim nation.

In Gaza, thousands of Palestinians marched through a refugee camp in a portest organised by the islamic militant group Hamas. Several hundred Palestinians marched in the West Bank city of hebron.

"The Holy Koran was defiled by the dirtest of hands, by american hands" a protester shouted at the Jabalya refugee camp in Gaza where US and Israeli flags were burnt.

Escalating violence prompted US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice to urge Muslims to resist calls for violence, saying US military authorities were invetigting the Koran allegations.

"Disrespect for the Holy Koran is abhorrent to us all" she said.

Muslims consider the Koran the literal word of God, treating each book with deep reverence, and the episode has embarrased the US, which has sought closer times with Muslim allies as it wages its war on terror.

In Afghanistan and Pakistan, desecreation of the Koran is punishable by death.

The reputation of the US had already been damaged by photographs released last year of physical and sexual abuse of Muslim prisioners at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq.

Washingston's allies demanded action and an investigation. Indonesia said those responsible must receive a 'deserved punishment' for their 'immoral action.'

Pakistan also called for a US proble, and Saudi Arabia, the birthplace of Islam, said it was following the issue with 'deep indignation'. Senitments ran higher in the streets.

Mohammad Ghafoor, 18, a student protesting in Peshawar, pakistan, said : "Demonstations server no purpose. We should do something practical. Iam ready to blow myself up for the sake of my religion to embrac martyrdom".

Islamic clerics in Afghanistan told worshippers at weekly prayers that protests over the reported desecration of the holy book were justified.

END QUOTE...

Personally every muslim in the world that believed this to be true should immeidately report to the nearest mental hospital for counciling.

Secondly, every muslim leader in the world who jumped the gun should immeaditately make formal public apologies to the US and its allies on the war on terror.

Ms Rice should immeadiately resign for making such a massive public mistake by even acknowleding that an American Citizen would even consider flushing the Book of the incarnate of Satin down the toilet.

Really, have you seen the size of those shit shutes they have at GITMO? not even big enough to put your hand down..

Personally all muslims should turn to Rome 50 times a day, and pray for their sins against the Holy Secular Christian World, and of course our bro's and sis's who are the sceptic's.

Surely the world now sees the islamic world for what it is, a bunch of mindless rampagine labotimized cretins, whose life is one of total instanity.

The Clerics should be arrested and put to death for their preaching of crimes against Kafira humanity.

This surely proves that the islamic world of fanaticals, moderates, leaders has lost the plot, and that something is a miss in islam.

How on earth can the rest of the world take them seriously now that this Koran Toilet Flushing has been exposed as a scam???

Ok, Islamic leaders time to fuss up and make apologies to the kafiras..

Get your facts correct before pressing the button next time, because it might result in a A bomb or 2 being pressed on you mental cases.

I always knew this was a hoax report, mates (sisters in arms) i am just so farking pissed right now, I just broke a finger nail pounding on the keyboard, Aye SexyKafira1, you got some nail glue honey ~>}:\

When the Muslims hand over bin Laden and the rest of his gay cavemen lovers, we'll hand over some interrogators, and they'll be Islamic.

It won't matter who admits this story was in error, these illiterates will always believe that something happened to a version of the Qur'an which by the way all of us likely purchased for these criminals to read while they're in jail. Unless they had them on their person when they were yanked off the batlefield in Afghanistan.

As long as our irresponsible media keeps getting it wrong, there will be no peace with these primitive dummies. All reporters should be expelled from hanging out with our troops, there are too many of them with bad intentions, Kevin Sites for instance.

Don't kill the Clerics! That would be too easy.

Shave their beards and dress them up as girls, and make them sit with the women at Friday prayers.

DCWatson,

"...and the rest of his gay cavemen lovers..."

What makes you think these men are homosexual, and, if so, what makes you think that they may be less of a threat?

We should have a whole satellite channel devoted to defacing korans, making Muslims eat pork and yanking the veils off their she-camels! If it works out right, within a year these savages would kill themselves off with their death religion.
Next: Koran toilet paper. Honestly, these savages spend their whole life looking for reasons to kill and burn for Allah!

ladyKafira-

Agree with you on C. Rice.

Her jumping the "Holy Koran" gun and ladling on gobs of apologies before the facts were established shows her as a geopolitical light-weight.

She should have laughed the incident off as absurd.

And said that: while flushing holy books down toilets is not something we do much of in the U.S., we are free to criticize all creeds.

All of this 'anguished seriousness' is embarassing. We should be above such calls to hysteria by irrational maniacs.

Instead of trying to calm things down, Rice aided the mess by taking it so humorlessly and earnestly.

Naive.

UBL hanging out with Muslim girlie-men in caves.

Hmm. Hmm.

Let's start a rumor. Pictures can be faked. Maybe then they'll hand him over.

What makes you think these men are homosexual, and, if so, what makes you think that they may be less of a threat?

Posted by: Skeet Street at May 15, 2005 11:03 PM

Well, since they have no apparent interest in women and a limited supply of donkeys in the mountain ranges, there's a chance. And, I don't remember saying that they were any less of a threat. Can you show us where I wrote that, Skeet?

Thomas Haidon on another thread asked a poster what he/she had personally done to change the world other than sit with relative anonymity at a keyboard critizing others. Good point, Mr. Haidon.

Here is something we, at least in the US, can do. Simply go buy a copy of the koran, in paperback form it will set you back less than a double sawbuck. Find your nearest muslim owned restaurant or other business at www.islamicfinder.org (read the various fatwas posted there for a good hearty laugh, better than the made-up letters in Dear Abby) and stroll in and sit down.

Order your kabobs, take out your koran and start reading it. Start writing in it, making annotations like "rubbish," express your opinion (very important that it is opinion only) to the waitstaff, get them riled up enough (should be relatively easy, especially in Dearborn) to ask you to leave their 236,794th holiest site in islam. You may even want to be recording the conversation. Refuse to leave and demand and keep demanding that you be served. If you are lucky they may even call the cops to have you thrown out, nothing like a good police report on your side.

Then sue for violations of your civil rights (CAIR tactics in reverse) and emotional distress for good measure. No one can be denied their civil rights for expressing their reasonable opinion about religion. CAIR likes to equate themselves with the NAACP, well there are a lot of judicial precedents about businesses open to the public (puts them under the purview of the Commerce Clause and jurisdiction of the Federal Courts) and throwing out patrons who the proprietor just doesn't seem to like, proprietors lose big time. If it is a chain business, then class action is a possibility.

Here is another rubbish story trying to link poverty and islamic terrorism.

These have been said thousands of times before but

1. There are poor people and slums all over the world, in India, Mexico, Brazil, China, and so on. (hee he, even in the US of A there are some) They don't have problems with terrorism. Only when there is islam is there terrorism.

And of course Osama BL is not even poor. He's got hundreds of millions of dollars rich.

The 9-11 hijackers like Mohammed Atta were highly educated and were not poor at all.

By the way the poverty in muslim countries are almost always, if not always, cause by the dumbing down effects of islam.


Here is the link to the story.

Morocco Slum Producing Suicide Bombers

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/wire/sns-ap-morocco-breeding-militancy,1,1180045.story?coll=sns-ap-world-headlines&ctrack=1&cset=true


"Residents say the settlement, with 50,000 mostly illiterate and unemployed residents, was easy prey for recruiters from the Islamic extremist movement Salafiyah Jihadiya back then -- and remains so, two years later."


"After the bombings, the government promised steps to ease unemployment and tackle illiteracy and to replace shantytowns with proper housing."


"Now both families insist that the recruiters, also residents of the shantytown, had threatened to harm their families if they refused to take part."


Poverty is always tragic but why pity only the muslims? Lets be fair. If anything, I think we should reward those non-mulsims poor people who didn't become terrorists eventhough they are even poorer than the muslims.

(should be relatively easy, especially in Dearborn) to ask you to leave their 236,794th holiest site in islam.

Lisa lols!

The sad part is - it's true

Well done Michael Isikoff and John Barry at Newsweek for the following:-
May 9 - Newsweek used unnamed "sources tell NEWSWEEK: interrogators, in an attempt to rattle suspects, placed Qur'ans on toilets and, in at least one case, flushed a holy book down the toilet."
How long will it be before a fatwa is issued for these two writers?
This one small statement be it true or false exposes the true nature of muslims,where 80% of them cannot even read what has offended them.
Well done Newsweek,That was a good shot without firing one single bullet

Newsweeks goof did not kill 16. The people of there are just wacked. Maybe if somebody organized a Koran burning party and it made the news, we could let them kill themselves and we could bring our young men and women home.

Lisa--my only quibble with your post is that the people to target are the supporters of the troublemakers.

From a free Christian's perspective: There are plenty of Arabs, Hui, Malays, and Bengalis I've crossed paths with with whom I respectfully disagreed, even quoting portions of the Qur'an that seem dubious to me, and we remained civil (I guess that Tameem is neither Arab, Hui, Malay, or Bengali). A Hijazi I met once nodded appreciatively, laughed pleasantly and mentioned that he had seen things in a very different light when I commented to him that the time he saw his Christian Arab friends having Holy Communion was a case of God sitting down with his "wife" to have a meal together (Muslims often sarcastically ask, "If God has a son, what about a wife?". Another friend of mine who did anthropological work in Afghanistan recalls being quizzed by a mullah about how Christians see the death of Christ, and seeing the Muslim weep over what the crucifixion meant. So, if the kebab or shashlik or Qing Zhen place is run by someone who supports Kamal Nawash, one of the Yemenis who helped finger the Lackawanna Six, or someone from the Uighur-American Association, I'm not going to pick a fight, and if the conversation turns to religion, I'll explain why I'm not a Muslim RESPECTFULLY. After all, even if this other guy is misled and steeped in a false religion, he still bears God's image, and my God likes repentence and regeneration much more than the death of the unbelieving.

when Isioma daniels wrote an article in Nigerian paper about the Miss world contest, the young talented female reporter lost her Job and nearly lost her life.
She had to secretly flee Nigeria to an unknown location on Norway where i believe she still, as with Sal-man Rushdie, has fatwas hanging over her.
The MSM at the time and their associated TV networks, laid the blame for the Islamic bloodshed that ensued, NOT on the perpetrators but on the " Sexist MISS World organisers" and the young woman herself.
The ever so slight "Blaspheming" was enough to excuse all the horrific slaughter of hundreds of black Christians with Machetes and Burning car tyres thrown around their necks.
Now Newsweek and the Journalist (undoubtedly unlike Isioma, trying to promote hatred of American forces for the benefit of leftism) will get the same treatment, and the barbaric Muslim hordes will be exonerated of blame once again.
But i ask you to consider this.
what would the reaction of the MSM have been if Christian Bibles had been burnt in Public at a meeting of Islamists in the Middle east!

If i by a koran am a not entitled to do with it what i please?

Yes, the distinction being that Isioma's intent was innocent. While Newsweek may have intended to defame the U.S. forces, I'll bet they did not consider the consequences of such a report in the 'Muslim world'.

None the less, the same outcome.

But, Newsweek's writer's won't get quite the same treatment that she did. They might get a Fatwa issued against them (unlikely), but they won't have to flee their country, as she was forced to do.

Canadian Broadcasting Company did a nice report on her recently. Still in Norway. Doing better. Does a weekly internet post (for CBC, I believe).

I think the real MSM question is:

How would they report such a Bible burning incident if we rioted and killed each other here as a result.

however they reported an event of Christian rioting over bible burning by Muslims, one thing you can be sure of:
the reports would NOT identify the Christians as victims of acts of persecution by Muslims.
The killings of Christians by Christians would be firmly reported as genocide by barbarous extremists. And the acts of Bible burning excused as understandable in the light of Muslim oppression

Perhaps.

At this point, I'd like to see someone much more creative than I put together a series of graphic, heinous insults to Islam that could be sent to Al-Jazeera on a semi-regular basis.

It'd keep 'em whipped up.

The more that such incidents are broadcast here (and they were shown pretty regularly over the last few days) the better.

Parade the beast.

Perhaps.

At this point, I'd like to see someone much more creative than I create a series of graphic, heinous insults to Islam and send them on a semi-regular basis to Al-jazeera and other 'news' outlets in the region.

The intent would be to keep the crazies whipped up.

The more that such insanity is aired here (and the 'great Quar'anic flush' non-incident did get a fair amount of air time) the better.

Like parading a beast around at the county fair.

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me." And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, "and you will call him DOG." And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well."

And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility.

And God was pleased.
And Adam was greatly improved.
And Dog was happy.
And the cat didn't give a damn one way or the other.

Maybe this should be added to the koran so that muslim can start learning what love is
Muslim children should have puppies given to them so they can learn to loveand how it feels to be loved.Not this hateful book that only encourages hate.

I wonder if Gitmo will now confiscate all Qur'ans from all of the detainees to ensure that not even a rumor of a rumor of a similar non-event could ever happen again.

Shiva
Is this one of the reasons Moslems hate dogs do you think? As the slave of numerous cats I think that's a great passage.

Kepha - Greetings, "After all, even if this other guy is misled and steeped in a false religion, he still bears God's image, and my God likes repentence and regeneration much more than the death of the unbelieving." Well said.

Ancient Afghan song
There's a boy across the river with a bottom like a peach,
But alas I cannot swim.

I can't quote any more but I believe the whole thing is called the Wounded Heart.

A Palestinian woman celebrates the death of 3000 American Kafirs. A victory for Islam
http://www.faithfreedom.org/Gallery/9_11_Palestinian2.jpg

Palestinians celebrate in the streets after hearing about the destruction
of Sep 11.
http://www.humanists.net/alisina/9_11_Palestinians.jpg
http://www.omdurman.org/leb3.jpg

British Muslims celebrate and rejoice over the attacks of 9/11
http://www.littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=8153_9-11_Celebrations_in_Britain

http://www.factsofisrael.com/en/images/articles/911poster.jpg

Muslim fanatics sparked anger today after plastering Birmingham bus stops with sickening posters showing the destruction of the Twin Towers.
The radical Al Muhajiroun group, headed by the controversial London-based Sheik Omar Bakri Mohammed, has put up the posters in the Saltley area. They show a graphic image of one of the World Trade Centre towers on fire with a jet about to smash into the second tower. [...]

Fundamental Muslim leader Abu Khadeejah, who last week staged the Salafi Islamic event in Birmingham, said: "The Al Muhajiroun conference will be about rejoicing and praising what took place on September 11.

British Muslims also celebrated and rejoiced on September 11, 2001; our media completely failed to inform us about any of this: The 'British' Muslim. (Hat tip: TS.)

Whilst the civilised west mourned with horror of the events of Sep11, Muslims in Britain celebrated.

Finsbury Park mosque. Pro-terror demonstrations, graffiti and anti-white posters. at Abu Hamsa's terror camp

Forest Gate, East London. Local residents sickened by sounds of cheering and celebrations coming from Romford Road mosque on the evening of the slaughter. Muslims leaving the mosque drove off hooting their horns, shouting and waving.

Slough. Letter in Daily Telegraph to express disgust at having witnessed a class of 15-year-old British-born Pakistanis cheering, punching the air and mocking the tearful singing of the American national anthem.

Solihull, Land Rover Plant. Three workers suspended after mocking the three minute silence. Security staff had to escort them from the building to prevent them from being attacked.

Harrow. Fireworks let off during the three minutes silence on Friday.

Cardiff. Young Muslims celebrate in city centre with flags on the evening of the attack.

Birmingham, Small Heath. Celebrations inside and outside local mosque.

Birmingham, Aston. Serious tension in main Royal Mail sorting office after Muslim workers applaud the attacks.

Derby. Local residents disgusted as celebrations in a mosque spill out onto the street with flag waving and chants of triumph.

Oldham. Cheering inside and outside mosques. White workers in Littlewoods Call Centre appalled when Muslim co-workers respond to news of the attack by "jumping up and down with joy." Schoolchildren celebrate at Grange School with further celebrations along Waterloo Street. Park Cake Bakery. 4 Muslims sacked after cheering during 3 minute silence. Waterloo Street. "Cheering and dancing in the street" after news of the attack broke.

Burnley. A would-be customer in a major shop in the town centre couldn't find any staff to serve him on the afternoon of the attack. Walking through the shop he found the eight shop assistants - all of them obviously Muslims - crowded around a TV set at the back of the shop, laughing and shaking hands as they watched the footage of the mayhem. Fireworks let off on the evening of the attack in Stoneyholme.

It goes on and on;
YET
http://www.omdurman.org/arabs.gif

Now lets try and look on the brighter side wit a little humour

Islamofascist jokes: sad but true


How many militant "Muslims" does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The Palestinians ?" It bombed!

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!

Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? It's just a stone's throw from Israel!

Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."
Two Israelis are in an elevator when the doors open and a Palestinian gets on. After the doors close, the Palestinian lets out a huge, noisy fart. The doors open again and the Palestinian gets off. One Jew looks at the other, wipes his brow and says, "Thank God! Must have been a dud!"

Mullah to kindergarten student: "Little Abdul, whom do you want to murder when you blow up?"

Mullah after fitting a Palestinian teenager with a suicide bomb: "For your 14th birthday, Abdul, take a deep breath, make a wish for 72 dark-eyed virgins in Paradise, and blow up your Israeli neighbors!"

I'm a little disappointed that the story isn't true. I was hoping that the person responsible for using the Koran as toilet paper would run for president.

The bloodlust of bringing down the MSM can be so dangerously intoxicating.

Have we lost track of the bigger forces at play here?

"Words Don't Kill People, People Kill People"

I do not think anyone has noticed just how unlikely the original story was. Have you ever tried to flush a book down a toilet? Unless it is an unusual toilet with a very large exit tube indeed, it cannot be done, folks. I have owned a couple of Korans in the past, and while they are nowhere as sizeable as a Christian Bible, they make quite a respectable paperback. The whole story is nonsense, and not only ought the journalists to be fired for presenting irresponsible rubbish, so should the idiot editor who allowed it on the page. Great God Almighty, one would think that people employed by a publishing company would have some elementary acquaintance with printed paper and what it can and cannot do! One can excuse the largely illiterate Muslim mob for believing this, but print professionals?

In my house there used to be a copy of the Marmaduke Pickhall translation of the Koran which my dad had picked up about 50 years ago. We burnt it `cos of the bad luck it brought.

Meanwhile:

"You know like I do what lies behind this religion (Islam), after all this crime carried out against Iranians. lets do one good thing and tell the people what is behind this religion. Lets tell everyone that this religion is neither "martyr generating", nor pro-science nor pro the people, this religion tells the elite that it is for the plebs and it tells the plebs that it is for the elite, it tells the elite that all its silly laws are for the stupid plebs, in fact this religion is "ignorance generator". It has come about to humiliate people. As you (Rafsanjani) once told me, it is one religion for the elite and another for the plebs. You rightly regard yourself, the supreme leader and your Guardian Council as the elite, and the "martyr generating" nation of Iran are the plebs. Now for the sake of God tell the truth to the people that there is nothing in this religion but stupidity and ignorance, other than silly laws about what is considered clean and what is untouchable, what is allowed and what is not allowed, believe me that God and the people will then forgive you, although I know you are conscious enough NOT to believe in God!"
http://www.faithfreedom.org/oped/PotkinAzarmehr50513.htm

The reaction to the Newsweek article is what the cult turns its followers into- severe mental retardation, schizophrenia, or manic episodes. Ibrahim Hooper and CAIR members included.

Granny Weatherwax:

Ancient Afghan song
There's a boy across the river with a bottom like a peach,
But alas I cannot swim.

Hee hee hee!

Thank you for sharing that!

muslims killing muslims because they hate non-muslims

maybe newsweek is onto something

May the crap from the Islamic swine jihadists continue to fill the eyes of their fellow jihadists and the rest of Islam through the well-educated western media like Newsweek.

Until their is a final confrontation with "the faith," I'm afraid we will have to worry about the ever increasing violence perpetuated by "their faithful" ideology which is death to everyone else, but Islam.

The insanity continues, as Americans and Europeans sleep quietly, and only marginally interested in Islam, the faithful of Islam are moving forward, morphing into the pigs of the earth that they are, in order to murder their way to the top of global domination.

They, by their own blindness, lawlessness, and intolerance, will cause the destruction of themselves, and possibly a good portion of mankind before we can put them back in the pen where they belong, (that is of course if anyone of them survive.)

Let's see the real ideological self promotion of their so called faith-----dominating man kind, hatred and blame for their own intolerance on everyone else, and always seeking a reason to find the smallest situation to magnify their cause for demonic logic.

Lying, cheating stealing, and pro murder is the ideology, and instead of virgins and couches, how about maggots and earthworms as their final destiny? Let's all support Robert and allow us to be wary of false prophets, as the Good Book says.

God Bless Robert Spencer and the loyal promoters of Jihad Watch. One of the few sane voices, and bright lights in an increasingly darker and more demonic state of human logic in this world, perpetuated by false ideological movements headed by false prophets who murder and hide among so called innocents within and outside of their so-called faith. They are "A sheep in wolves clothing."

DCWatson,

My apologies. No, you did not write that anywhere in your post. I thought I perceived a subtle implication, but I was wrong.

So Newsweek goofed.

They said someone had been flushing the holy book of islam, the Quran, down the toilet.

But they admitted their error and printed a retraction.

For, you see, the Quran is not really a holy book.

And allah knows least.

Aloha snackbar!

Geoff

Mass grave found in the balkins and they weren't mulsun in those graves OH NO THEY WERE CHRISTANS

BREAKING NEWS???


Part of the American Tribe
Squirrel Hunter
Spider Killer
GOD BLESS THE USA AND HER FIGHTING FORCES AND ALL WHO FIGHT WITH HER GIVE THEM STRENGTH, WISDOM, SIGHT, AND COURAGE TO STAY THE COURSE TO DESTROY ALL ISLAMIC TERRORIST AND ALL WHO SUPPORT THEM AMEN

PS
GUESS THE BUG SPRAY WORKED??
http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/003003.php
August 31, 2004
Sheik: Allah sent giant spiders to combat U.S.
"War is deceit," said the Prophet Muhammad. Evidently, sometimes it's also self-deceit. From WND, with thanks to Ali Dashti:
An Iraqi sheik claims Allah sent giant spiders to the town of Fallujah to help its residents fend off attacks by U.S. military forces.

PSS
Remember it was Russia who tried to tell the west what was going on with the Mulsums killing all the Christians in Serbia?
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of August, 1992, they refer to "the abominable double game of the Muslims that makes the war in Bosnia even more cruel," pointing out that the bread line massacre was committed by the Muslims. Corriere Della Sera says that: "Everything indicates that the defenders of Sarajevo, the Croats • and the Muslims, organised several attacks against their own citizens in the hope that in this way that they are going to deepen the drama of Sarajevo and the blame will only be cast on the Serbs."
THE INTERPRETER: Could the accused please be asked to slow down.
JUDGE MAY: Slow down. Slow down.
THE ACCUSED: [Int.] When we were on good terms, Holbrooke said to me that Izetbegovic managed to play the role of a victim and that he, Holbrooke, called that - I remember his words - "ruthless ingeniosity." However, this not ingenious at all. This is just heartless; sacrificing thousands of his own citizens in order to be able • to accuse the Serbs. I have to rush on. I have a map here. I'll give it to you. Camps for Serbs from 1991 to 1996. They existed at different points in time. Some went on for a longer period of time, some shorter. There were 778 of them altogether; 536 in Bosnia-Herzegovina, 221 in Croatia. And • here is a list of every one of these camps. It includes many pages. There are many crimes that were committed. I won't have time. I won't have time to show this. Many crimes were committed in Croatia before the independence of Croatia was proclaimed, before it was recognised. There is a great number of crimes committed in Bosnia before • the proclamation of independence, before recognition. Please, could you

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just place these two images on the overhead projector -- or three, perhaps. These two, rather. Take a look at this. Please put these two on the overhead projector. I'm not going to put any other pictures on the overhead • projector. These are crimes from the 26th of March, 1992, in Sijekovac. The units crossed the Sava River and slaughtered the Serbs. Please put the big picture on the overhead projector. That's it. That's what they did. That's what the Mujahedin did, the ones we saw yesterday. And we saw Izetbegovic reviewing them • yesterday. What's the matter? Is it not on the screens?
JUDGE MAY: It's on the screen. Do you want the next photograph shown?
THE ACCUSED: [Int.] But I haven't seen it on the screen. • I only see you on the screen.
JUDGE MAY: It's on our screen. Make sure you've got the right button.
THE ACCUSED: [Int.] All right. All right. You don't want to show this. You don't want to show this to the public.
JUDGE MAY: Mr. Milosevic, it is on our screen.
THE ACCUSED: [Int.] It's not on the screens that the public sees. Right. I see it on this screen now. But this internal screen only. So he is holding a head, the head of a Serb that he cut off. So those are the 20.000 Mujahedin that were brought to the European • theatre of war through Clinton's policy, and most of them remained there

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and some went to America and to other countries, and they went all around Europe. And then when they start beheading your own people in wars to come, then you will know what this is all about. There are many photographs of major crimes.
JUDGE MAY: The usher is by the overhead projector. Do you want some other photographs shown to us?
THE ACCUSED: [Int.] I don't have time, Mr. May. I have 12 minutes left --
JUDGE MAY: Very well.
THE ACCUSED: [Int.] -- according to your shortened procedure. But I want to say one thing to you. For example --
JUDGE MAY: Let the usher -- there's no need for the usher to remain there. Give the photographs back, if you would, to Mr. Milosevic.
THE ACCUSED: [Int.] Put the other picture on the ELMO, • please, the one with the three heads. Take a look at this, these three heads of Serbs in an ammunition case. They cut off heads. These are the madmen that are doing things like that. And that is what Clinton's policy in Bosnia did. They were assembled in Bosnia. Look at Algeria, which is a Muslim country. How many Muslims, • Algerians, did they kill so far? This has nothing do with Muslims. These are Islamic fundamentalists who are the enemies of the entire world. Not only of Christians or some others but of Muslims as well. You have --
JUDGE MAY: Now, do you want any other pictures shown?
THE ACCUSED: [Int.] I don't have time, unfortunately,

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for any other pictures, but I do want to say one thing to you, that --
JUDGE MAY: Very well, let the usher take the pictures.

There are many things that are going on that we don’t see or are seeing with a slant our job is to look beyond the slant to see what they[mulsums] don’t want us to see!!