I just received this email from someone who arrived at the site by searching at Google UK for "Al Qaeda++own+website":
i will like 2 join the alqeda group plz
Uh, sir, I'm afraid you have come to the wrong place. However, I will be happy to set you up with some law enforcement officers. I think they will be quite eager to meet you.
LOL!!! Oh boy!! That made my day!!!
Robert, maybe you should consider some Search Engine marketing so people can properly find your site when using Google and the other SE's.
lets give him an application and schedule him for the apptitude test. to qualify for AQ he must strap an explosives vest to himself and go to visit a radical imam of his choice. since 100% of the imams i've heard about love to exhort people to become martyrs as homicide bombers but never seem to quite find the time to lead the way, i think helping a one achieve that which is so highly prized among muslims would make him an islamic hero of mythic proportions and, to my mind, would amply serve to qualify him for membership and induction at the next AQ meeting on the following 1st monday of the month.
Dear new JW e-mailer: If you'd like to join "al Qa'ida," a few things will be required first. You'll need to learn to spell the group correctly and, if you need to be cryptic, then at least learned how to spell it, cryptically. Next, you'll need you say good bye to your closest family and friends to prepare for your 'lesson.' If you are accepted, they will receive twenty-five thousand dollars for your service, once you are accepted, prove yourself and/or die a martyr's death, first. Next, on your own, you'll need to learn some discipline techniques, because al Qa'ida requires strict discipline - fasting, prayer, lack of sensual pleasure, and physical training. Along the way, you'll need to shave off any outward showing hair, such as beards, mustaches, and the like. Soon you'll need to learn how to blend in to society; you can't be obvious to anyone who might see you; our country has a way about them: sort of like having our people look like "loyal Americans." You will also be required to learn how to openly denounce your religion, [whichever it might be] because you can not afford to draw attention to yourself as a jihadist. Oops, forgot to tell you; "jihadist" is what you'll be called. Think about some of the September 11th murderers, (yes, you'll be called a "murderer," too) and how they looked, acted and blended in to society. If you need further clarification no this, trust me, I can provide details for you.
Now, if publicly denouncing all you stand for and believe in still suits you, fine.
If you're willing to die for what you believe in and murder your friends, family, countrymen, innocent men and women and children, fine.
If bombs don't scare you and you are well trained with intolerance and AK-47s, fine.
I think this is just 1/8th of the requirements but it gives you a glimpse into what will be required of you, should you decide and be accepted.
Please note: there is no guarantee of Jannah (heaven) because it is a myth that all that die for their cause go to the highest form of heaven, or heaven at all. It would depend on if you prepared yourself correctly and your slate with God was free from all wrong-doing. Ultimately, a god makes that decision; so please know ahead of time - 72 virgins will not be your reward, (they are a myth), there are no guarantees of heaven and there is certain guarantee of death, (either in battle, or by our judicial system).
If all of this is according to your wishes, and you willing to submit to the other requirements, sign on the dotted line and be prepared for the comments of loyal JW readers, such as myself, who will either do our best to dissuade you or worse, not give a ……. And just give you a loyal JW tongue lashing. The choice, as always is yours. Everything we do is done by the choices we make.
Yeah, its kinda weird.
Surfing JW in the Univ for e.g. can get you more than a few curious stares, what with the crescent and moon logo, the words JIHAD proudly displayed on the banner.....
http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/007104.php
That person must have thought that the reason JihadWatch.org posts atrocities committed by Islamic terrorists here was to celebrate them as successes rather as indictments and condemnations of Islam.
However, on the funny side, I think Robert Spencer is a bit lacking in his sense of humor. Instead of telling this person the truth in the straight old boring way he could have had some laughs out of this.
For example RS could have pretended to be the al Qaida recruiter and sent him on some suicide (“martyrdom”) mission. I mean just a suicide mission where nobody else gets hurt except that wannabe shahid and not a suicide-homicide mission (like in a suicide bombing).
Oh I shouldn't be saying this, being a Christian. But then again this is just a joke.
Like they would say
":)" to them too.
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http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/007104.php
InformedChristian: Thanks for the laugh.
I needed that this afternoon. I noticed Robert's lack of sense of humor so I wrote, in detail, what the poor jihad-wannabe needed to do. I did everything but issue his backpack. LOL - oops, not funny; I almsot forgot!
Yes I'm sure the law enforcement officers would like to meet him, so they can grovel before him and ask for the names and addresses of any Brits who've smeared the good name of Islam.