This email came in to my Jihad Watch inbox today:
addhaf, My name is Akram.I am 22year old.I am IT a student. I hate America and i am think destroy american christians.Because america is very salefish and reude.I want to hake american website but i cannot know how to hake?Please send me proper guidence through my male.
I'm afraid I can't help him, as he didn't tell me the name of his male, and anyway I don't know how to hake websites.
I went salefishin' once, only caught some small hake.
Mr. Spencer,
Ever calculate the number of freedomloving individuals who come here looking for help in carrying out the obligation of jihad?
http://fjordman.blogspot.com/2005/08/jihadists-find-convenient-base-in.html
Jihadists Find Convenient Base in Bosnia
Terrorists who previously targeted the U.S. are now in Bosnia, where they have access to a "one-stop shop" of jihad training camps, weapons and illegal Islamic "charities" -- all at the doorstep of Europe, terrorism experts said. The idea that there are no jihadist camps in Bosnia and radical Islam has not gained any foothold there, as some analysts suggest, is "ridiculous," according to Brown. He points to the raising of two Waffen-SS divisions under the encouragement of the mufti of Jerusalem during World War II, up to the spread of Wahhabism by the Saudis beginning in the 1960s and 1970s. "Al Qaeda cells were set up in Bosnia in the early 1990s by Ayman al Zawahiri, Osama bin Laden's right-hand man, and bin Laden was said to visit the area twice in the mid-1990s," Brown added. "Iran was very involved in supporting the Islamist separatist movement in Bosnia, and Hezbollah was doing training there in the 1990s."
Hmmm
It would appear our stellar friend has mistaken this site with jihad "literally". Judging from the I doubt we have too much to worry about with this character.
I wonder what college or university Akram is attending? I will never understand the reasoning if people like Akram. If I found myself studying or working in a foreign country and realized that I was extremely unhappy with the place and people, I would simply remove myself from the situation and return to my place of origin. Of course, I don't have the mindset of many belonging to the great religion of peace. Their instincts cause them to hate and destroy, rather than to think in more reasonable terms.
Akram am not sharp tack. He put big hurt in head try to read. He am dumb IT student if he no can hake american website. Me want make Akram sterile and him no make more dumb-dumb people but I cannot know how to make him sterile from here. Please send me proper guidance through my male.
Akram,
It is pleasuring assistance to give you. Before next stepping you kneeds name invention. Hakeing whabbsite is hardness yes. Like passing pin through eyes of a favroot camel. You must being sure of intent, not showering in tent. do not, o bleater, confusing your struggles be, no christians find you here, for a Zionist plot the christians being, and none are to you be finding in Great Satan Land. America is Jewish lie! Taking boats from the Holly Lamps, turning your behind you to Mecca, you sell to west. Is America you finding? NO! Worlds edge off you are falling!
Return! Return now to arms of chattel who board you! Jihad begins at hovel! Verily!
Not that hard actually.
Fjordman,
It's good to see you, but I put up that article this morning:
http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/007719.php
Cordially
Robert Spencer
The last time I asked for guidance through my male I got slapped.
Peter Boston said "The last time I asked for guidance through my male I got slapped."
Hahaha that was hilarious. ;-)
Ditto Singh's comment! :D
Here's a story of a middle eastern NYC Police Dept. recruit who is sporting a Jihad tatoo, complete with a picture of a sword underneath it.
The Police Dept. says it can't do anything about this....
I thought Jihad was an "inner, peaceful struggle"....
COP HAS 'JIHAD' TATTOO
By ERIKA MARTINEZ AND MURRAY WEISS
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/27185.htm
August 18, 2005 -- An NYPD Police Academy recruit of Middle Eastern heritage sports a bold tattoo spelling out the word "JIHAD" on his forearm, with a large sword drawn beneath it — and there's nothing the department can do about it, The Post has learned.
The extraordinary markings caused a stir around the academy as soon as the 6-foot tall probationary cop rolled up his sleeves and revealed the tattoo.
"People were shocked to see it," one source said.
The controversy prompted police brass to interview the officer, who said that "JIHAD" is his nickname and made it clear that he had no affinity for any terror causes.
In fact, "Jihad" has several meanings, ranging from "exerting utmost effort" and "to strive," to its more sinister usage by terrorist leaders who call for a "jihad," or holy war against the West.
Regardless of its interpretation, the NYPD, which has regulations for the length of an officer's hair, has no prohibitions against tattoos.
A department spokesman declined to confirm or deny that any recruit sported a JIHAD tattoo.
Sources say the officer, whose name was withheld, joined the NYPD's class of about 1,500 recruits less than a month ago.
He was described as quiet and studious.
Police brass advised the officer's classroom instructors that they are to ignore the tattoo. But its existence captured the attention of the department's Intelligence Division.
It's likely to ruffle the feathers of some cops, particularly since the NYPD lost its first officer serving in Iraq earlier this month in a sniper attack.
That email is pretty obviously a joke.
"It's good to see you, but I put up that article this morning"
Sorry Spencer. Was busy this morning and didn't notice.
addhaf, My name is Akram.I am 22year old.I am IT a student. I hate America and i am think destroy american christians.Because america is very salefish and reude.I want to hake american website but i cannot know how to hake?Please send me proper guidence through my male.
Does IT stand for islamic Tech? Idiots Too? Or is he a student at a computer training school here in the states?
IT Training Schools
A comprehensive directory of
technical IT training programs.
www.ComputerTrainingSchools.com
I think, Robert, lest that email be a joke from an erstwhile (or ersatz) admirer, the best way to educate the fellow about "hakeing" would be to post his IP and IP address here.
I think he would be educated, and I'm aware of no law that disallows such a posting.
Geoff
Methinks Akram is trolling, trolling, merrily trolling along.
PS Thank you Carolyn2 for giving the meaning of "swt" in that other thread.
This is one of those threads that brings out the best in posters. Gag on, gag on, my friends!
t-ham, I'm ROFL.
My nam Ahmed.. me hate al not muslums. me want kill al nott isalm. my emam at mosk say amrika bad and it my dootie kill all know musilm.
isalm good. all not isalm shood bee kill. me hakk with mackete and behedd al infedle. i muslm amd thad all that matter. kufrs bee damed. isaml wil rool world kuz my emom at mosk sed.
You are welcome Special Guest ;)
so, did you actually send him some instructions? you could have had fun with it. he clearly would have been required to spend hours and hours if you had used 75 cent words. and in the end you could have directed him to internet haganah.
that would have been a laugh.
I wish they were all as smart as Akram, then we wouldn't have to have this website would we?
I wish they were all as smart as Akram, then we wouldn't have to have this website would we?
Mr. Spencer, since he needs help sent him through his "male", maybe he means that too much paedophilia and womanizing has given him some problems in the lower stories, so he needs a catheter. Perhaps he thinks you're an MD?
A main problem is that some Westerners still say that terrorist attacks are consequences of the American policy in the Middle East and occupying Iraq!! The history, from the 7th century until before 1948, tells us that Muslims hate Christians and Jews.
Abbas