Dhimmitude On Ice, from the UK's Sun tabloid, with thanks to Granny Weatherwax and Giaour:
Cone-demned ... 'spinning whirl' ice creams look similar to the world Allah written in Arabic script
ICE creams are being withdrawn from Burger King — because a design on the lid looks like the word Allah.
The fast food chain has had dozens of complaints about the coloured symbol - meant to be a spinning whirl - on its range of BK Cones.
And it is, of course, caving rather than focusing on sanity.