Stronger action is needed; it may yet come. From AFX, with thanks to Cindy:
WASHINGTON (AFX) - The US government has frozen the assets of two Iranian companies linked to the Islamic republic's nuclear drive, officials said.The Treasury Department said the duo -- Novin Energy Co and Mesbah Energy Co -- were guilty of fostering the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction (WMD).
Sorry, out of topic, but please take a look at this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4581056.stm
First Harvard, now India. The king is sharing his wealth to the needy!!!!
Why doesn't he, instead, offer the money to fix the Buddha statue destroyed in Afganhistan, for example (that would sounds nicer)... or, least known, to the Borobodur (Budhist temple in central Java, Indonesia) which was bombed (in the 80's) by a "religious moslem" person.... or or... why not to AIDS research, for example?
Anyhow, a proud country (like India), should not accept that kind of offer from that kind of person (Abdullah).
I'm so very annoyed by this. I hate Saudi Arabia. Is there any online service that keeps track and exposes the flow of money from the king (and his relatives), in real time????
Black knight, on B-6.
Well, it's a step in the right direction, but any step in any direction when dealing with the fanatical 'Thug-in-Chief' who spouts off about the 12th 'Hoo-ha Akakak' coming to rule the end of the world is a dangerous step toward a very dark and ugly future. Unfortunately, as convoluted as their heads are with hatred towards the West and Infidels of all kinds, we need to do something drastic. Something different.
Okay, if you're hunting down a serial killer, you've got to think like him, right? In essense, to deal with the crazy-minded Muslims who take reality and put it on it's head, we've got to get crazy and think up something so totally bizarre and out of left field that there's simply no way anyone could possibly believe it -and they'll actually believe it!
Here's the thought process behind this strange idea before hitting you all with it: part of their hostility for us has to be how they've been left out from the modern world and mankind's achievements. The only way they've managed to spread and gain anything is by force, after all. Maybe 1 or 2 Nobel Peace Prizes throughout the award's history while it's dominated by westerners, the West has sent men to the moon, put probes on Mars, slammed a probe into a comet, landed another on Titan ...the West is pretty amazing! They're capable of some amazing achievements, technology and inventions!
Taking all of that into mind, it was Hugh one time who posted the question: 'how do you fight an enemy who's not only not afraid to die, but wishes it?' Good question!
Here's the answer: you make it so they don't want to die. Make them fear death.
How, right? Yeah, I've pondered it and I've come up with an idea that's so totally unrealistic and irrational ...that it just might work! Basically, we 'leak' out the information that America has a satelite just outside the earth's atmosphere that has a very special, unique technological advancement: it sucks up souls in transit to heaven. Nice, huh? It's a goofy idea and it's really pretty damn stupid, but it's just SO goofy and SO stupid that they'll believe it and think twice before blowing their Allah-worshipping butts up!
Details to be worked out later, of course. Maybe something about scientists finding that a person weighs a few grams less after death and work into it some of their Muslim mumbo-jumbo for added effect (I heard that they believe the soul is housed in the chest or neck or something ...? I don't know, but add it in there, anyways) and lo and behold less and less muzzies popping because they don't want to be deprived of their final destination.
Conspiracy theorists will love it! The government makes the perfect bad guy, so spread around that Muslim souls are being filtered and taken away before finding paradise and the government's experimenting on them -or maybe we're inventing a new power source to stop relying on oil so much! Haha! Think about it: "if you blow yourself up, we'll simply pull you away from Allah's grasp and then use you for running our cars!"
Hey, I know it's silly and stupid, but we've got to think like our enemies. The 'Thug' has his crazy beliefs, so we've got to get crazy in return! Freezing their assets is only temporary. Stealing their souls is eternal.
No thank yous are required. I'm glad to have finished off Islamic jihad once and for all.
Peace on earth from now on...
To think like our "ennemy"? Its easy. Divide the world into "us" and "them", and see the "us" as righteous and the "them" as lesser and inferior. Everything thats despicable in Islam comes from this.
Of course, the smartests here will notice that this kind of dangerous and a little bit stupid thinking isn't unique to muslims...
Illustr8g8r--Warp curve the tunnel leading to the light--embed a photon slit separator with Moslems only avenue leading back down to darkness--advertise on al-Jazeera--that should do it.
bob the good- illustr8g8r-
My sentiments exactly.
Fight crazy with crazier.
(Like the inflatable rubber Sherman tank battalions used in Southern England to snooker the Nazis recon pilots into thinking the invasion force was aiming for Calais and not Normany in the weeks before before D-Day.)
Be sure to mention that this top secret device ... perhaps called a "PED" ["Psuche Energy Diverter"?] is all based on super-secret technology ironically rooted in the theoretical physics behind the electroweak force theory that won a rare Muslim, A. Salam, his 1/3rd share of the 1979 Nobel prize, whereby ascending Islamic souls are made to behave like charmed leptons, reversing in time and ending up beamed back down the Earth from nano-satellites and then focused through quartz heat lamps and used to warm breeder sows in the American heartland.
Meanwhile, for the lack of Islamo-Nobel prizes, check out:
http://www.faithfreedom.org/oped/sina51126.htm
To think like our "ennemy"? Its easy. Divide the world into "us" and "them", and see the "us" as righteous and the "them" as lesser and inferior. Everything thats despicable in Islam comes from this.
Of course, the smartests here will notice that this kind of dangerous and a little bit stupid thinking isn't unique to muslims...
Posted by: Elliot at January 4, 2006 08:25 PM
That kind of thinking may not be unique to muslims, but in this case it is the only way to deal with the enemy. We couldn't be their "friends" even if we were so inclined since they are forbidden to befriend filthy kafirs.
That is exactly how I see the world---divided into us and them and in my opinion, they are the lowest form of life. Not only are they vastly inferior in every way, they are of lesser worth than livestock. They are not worthy of living in the U.S.; they are a blight on every country they have invaded.
Muslims contribute nothing worthwhile to the world; they merely take up valuable space. They kill; they subvert; they lie; they invade the West and defile our societies; they breed like rats, they are slovenly and brutal; they are crude and deceitful, experts at duplicity.
Muslims become easier to loathe every day; some emotions are simply unavoidable no matter how hard you fight them. Their heinous death cult teaches them to hate me; my religion teaches me to love them. They encourage and evoke contempt, but I won't allow myself to hate them.
posted above :
"this top secret device ... perhaps called a "PED" ["Psuche Energy Diverter"?] is all based on super-secret technology ironically rooted in the theoretical physics behind the electroweak force theory that won a rare Muslim, A. Salam, his 1/3rd share of the 1979 Nobel prize, whereby ascending Islamic souls are made to behave like charmed leptons, reversing in time and ending up beamed back down the Earth from nano-satellites and then focused through quartz heat lamps and used to warm breeder sows in the American heartland."
Incredible!
Is this for real!?
rense.com, you have to warn the world about this!
This news cannot be correct. There is something missing here. American companies, banks and institutions are banned by the 1995 law from any business transaction with Iranian companies or individuals based in Iran. No Iranian company can maintain any assets in the US or in the US banks.
What exactly is the US government freezing?!
I don't know. Convincing them of a science-fiction, super-futuristic soul diverter, when the grand Saudi wizard of religion-ministry (or whatever) reasserted in, what, 1998, that the earth is flat and anyone who thinks it's spherical is an infidel -- I don't think they'd buy the soul-diversion thing.
Why don't we just convince them that it's not 72 virgins, it's a 72-year-old virgin whose idea of Paradise is to just keep kicking Mohammad in the groin?
Posted by: illustr8rg8r:
Yep! that's a goofy idea alright. Besides, democrats already believe the government has such devices. hence the tin foil hats. Muslims form a large voting block in the democrat party.
We have weather altering machines, we have captured alien space ships and use the advanced technology from them. The CIA can read your thoughts from space, and peak into your bedrooms.
Not long ago Muslims thought the USA send a spy into the M.E., anyone who shook his hand woke up the next day to find his penis had shrunk.
They thought the American troops wore x-ray vision glasses and were looking through the womens burka's. There already are plenty of rumors going around the M.E. about the secret technology Americans have.
The soul scooper™ rumor won't work though. have you noticed the direction in which Muslims pray?
DOWN!! it's forbidden to pray upwards. If they do Allah will pluck their eyes out. Allah's heaven is downwards- hell.
You are on the right track though. You need to think up something that fits right in with their cult, and come up with a few examples of something that really happened that can be explained by the superstition you want to create, a few eye witnesses, a statement from an Imam, A doctor, and then it's good to go.
SeenathePersian,
I'm not clear on this, but the linked (Forbes) article states they are "front companies" -- Novin Energy Co and Mesbah Energy Co -- but does not say where these companies are located. I don't see how we could freeze anything if they're located in Iran, or anywhere but here or an allied country.
Possibly they're here, set up to look benign, and to appear to be American businesses? That would make sense.
Plus they don't believe in the spiritual aspect of a soul. They believe the entire body transends into "heaven" That it eats and drinks, has sex, even though procreation is not needed in a heaven where you live and screw the same virgin for all eternity. (that alone could be considered torture by some who like a little variety)
They believe the entire body transends into "heaven" That it eats and drinks...
I'd better start being good-- I can't wait to see how posh Heaven's bathrooms are! ;)
Merry Whitney, if these were American companies, they could have been prosecuted just for doing business of any kind with Iran. The government did not have to bring charges of "fostering the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction."
An American company can be charged for selling milk to Iran. US banks cannot maintain accounts with owners address in Iran. Even the limited trade between the two countries (carpets) should go through third party (non-iranian) companies. These are all based on the 1995 law.
I suspect these companies were not based in the US, and so could not have any assets in the US anyways. So this might be just a "look tough" move by the treasury department.
The U.S. government freezes the assets of two Iranian energy companies. We're in trouble now. They're really mad at us now. And I don't mean the Islamofeces terrorists. I mean "our" media. ABC, CBS, NBC, the New York/Jihad Times, the Washington Post, and the Los Angeles Times are really gonna rip us a new one. It's not fair for us to keep them, the Iranians, from trying to build weapons of mass destruction to, possibly, use against us. Or our allies. How dare our government keep them from excersicing their religious pratice of spreading peace by violence. Someone needs to investigate this outrage against jihad, I mean humanity. This is just another plan of the "Right Wing Extremist" to pilfer all of the oil from the peaceful, indiginous, tolerant Muslims. We need Sen. John Kerry, Sen. Ted "hic" Kennedy, and Sen Hillary "Rodman" Clinton to investigate this afront with Sen John McCain, the heart of the kinder, gentler Republican Party. The sweetheart of "our" media. The moral compass of the Conservatives. If anyone can get to the bottom of this "Right Wing Conspiricy" against Iran, these four can. How dare we plot to get their oil under the guise of keeping our borders safe. Shame on us!!!