"You guys are all idits"

Robert:

May I be the first to congratulate you on another outstanding example of hate mail.

You must put this in your scrapbook.

Us idits would like to read it someday.

Well, then, I've got to say I'm pretty proud to be an "idit."

May the Lord destroy the US and make it into 100 small states.

Poetic, but what makes him so sure the Union wouldn't reconstitute itself? One might see some realignment along the borders of states-- Michigan may make another move for Toledo, and there's always the Christian Exodus and the amusing Texas nationalists-- but 100 small states would mean 100 United States, each with their own branch of the National Guard.

Having 100 small states would also necessitate redistricting, whereby the Democratic Party would sue Islamic orgs (or possibly "the Lord," to quote the writer) in international court for gerrymandering.

At least he can spell America.
For the time being.

Sounds like a Moslem. I wonder if he was scowling when he typed that message.

APF says: "Sounds like a muslim."

Yeah. I was thinking the same thing. He seems to type with an accent, doesn't he?

Idits of the world, unite!

We alone know what is right.
People all should feel this way,
Fighting jihad every day.

Did he mean 'edits'? And if he did mean edits, what did he mean? And if he meant 'idits', what did he mean?

In a spirit of reciprocity, can I be the first to thank him for his compliment and call him a stipid broinless cunk.

And a mislim twut. And a fucting jihadost ombecile. And a stipid sob-homan pice of shet.

As well as an idiot and a typically low-IQ blame-America-for-everything-because-it's-easier-than-thinking moron.

That's it. I'm all done. Thank you :)

religion_of_peas, why are you home from the pub so early?

Granny... I don't peas needs an excuse for his posts. LOL

*grumble* I don't think peas needs an excuse.:)

Hmm... Well, it wasn't me.

I was impressed. That's language worthy of the great Ronnie Barker and the story of Betty Swallocks.

When you think that the bottom level of utter stupidity had been reached by the Muslims, then along comes Robert the Muslim

God, I pray to you that you will grant this “idit” the opportunity to discuss your plans for America and Israel with Robert. I shall use the tacit and language common to all Muslim terrorists.

Per the Quran, Mohammed was a liar, murder and child molester and yet beyond all comprehension, Muslims call Mohammed a prophet. Only other liars, murders and child molesters would follow such a prophet. Allah is a figment of Mohammed’s imagination that he fostered onto others to cover his shame and crimes against humanity. From this, Islam was born. What an abortion.

Islam was created from hate and murder.

Islam remains a cult of hate and murder.

The war for our freedom is coming and it is near.

Be prepared.

Be ready.

The Texican.

Yo. Achmed.

F.O.A.D.

No, really F.O.A.D.

From,
Linda the Infidel

If you are going to spell it wrong, at least spell it idjit. Pronounced the way Yosemite Sam said it.

Sorry folks, the comments were made by a recently activated veteran journalist (Oracle?) who shall remain unnamed. After being off line for some 25 years he is unfamiliar with spell check.

Sorry folks, the comments were made by a recently activated veteran journalist (Oracle?) who shall remain unnamed. After being off line for some 25 years he is unfamiliar with spell check.

Would that be the one who shares initials with "Water Closet"? ("Consider the source," the saying goes.)

Yeah. Dang typewriters never needed a spellchecker.

A little bit of research is always a good thing I think. It reveals that idits are "a powerful tool for passing highly appreciable assets to heirs, called an intentionally defective irrevocable trust (IDIT). IDIT’s can provide a tremendous tax savings for those looking to transfer real estate, interest in a closely held company, options, partnership shares, and other assets with a high potential for appreciation."

I cite: http://www.promoneytalk.com/?p=9 as the source for this definition.

If you are going to spell it wrong, at least spell it idjit. - Carolyn2.

What is the correct spelling of 'idjit'? I used always to spell it 'eejit' but never see it spelt that way in the blogosphere. I think 'eejit' is the Irish version.

Shinoliite -

Old fashioned typwriters had a spell checker. It was called a MAPFIR - Manually Activated Power Free Information Resource - a book, usually called a dictionary. It worked fine too. However, my Clerks never liked them, but then they used to ask me to light the fire in their room in the winter. Bunch of softies. It was never that easy when I was a young man in Chambers. Why, in my day, I'll have you know, we had to make our briefs and walk home through .................

I have received hate mail in the past, based on opinion pieces I have written for a number of news sites. Unless it threatens my family, I usually ignore it, relying on my Grandfathers sage advice. More than 50 years ago, he told me "Tommy my lad, you can't control what people say about you. You can only control if what they say is true". Pretty wise for a guy with only a grammer school education. He will always be counted as one of the wisest men I have ever known.

To Granny Weatherwax & Fireangel (what a great name for a rock group!):

No pub for me, I've been watching Woody Allen all night, an old one called Crimes and Misdemeanors, which I think is wonderful.

Betty Swallocks! Please, don't embarrass me by even mentioning my crudities in the same breath as the creator of the Four Candles/Fork'Andles sketch, not to mention the Phantom Raspberry Blower!

Respect to the late great Ronnie Barker.

Just when you think things are starting to look dark, you get an email like this. Thanks for the laugh! Talk about "idits", LOL!

hmmm......Nice to see all the white-supremacist,I-hate-the-guv'ment-cuz-they's-out-to-get-me types weighing in. too bad none of them are smart enough to see who the enemy really is. Or maybe we are better off. Maybe we are better off because the home-grown, domestic terrorists are for the most part inept, clueless, three tooth, simpleton IDIOTS who are too stupid to remember to breathe without help from a minder to tells them to.

eff

i got the impression this was NOT a muslim who sent in the comment, guys and gals. the instant i read it, i immediately thought of Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols, and how they learned to make bombs from Al Qaeda folks.

eff

"The would be great for the world peace."
__________

This can't possibly be a Muslim post. When is the last time you heard them extol "world peace."
Its an oxymooslum.

Old fashioned typwriters had a spell checker. It was called a MAPFIR - Manually Activated Power Free Information Resource - a book, usually called a dictionary. - posted by Certiorari

Is this "dictionary" you speak of the same device that we in the future use to prop up wobbly table legs? Amazing.

I hope you fired your clerks before you got the early PCs that you needed to shovel coal into... The Apple IIc? The "c" was for "coal."

Idjits! I grew up being called an idjit
but I could get away with it
since my family called me fey.

It's "Ijjuts," youse ninnys. Youns knows dat us Nodden Whait guys is da only folks wut don't got no trouble tawking English.

This website needs a theme song. I suggest the following tune which I stumbled upon over the holidays. The song is called "Islam is not for me". You may have heard of it. It's been making its way around the web. Apologies if was posted previously here and I missed it.

http://islamcomicbook.com/media/Islamnot4me.mp3

Also, surf the main site too. They've got some pretty funny comic books that poke fun at islam which you can download them.

http://islamcomicbook.com/

Betty Swallocks! Please, don't embarrass me by even mentioning my crudities in the same breath as the creator of the Four Candles/Fork'Andles sketch, not to mention the Phantom Raspberry Blower!

Respect to the late great Ronnie Barker.

I'll drink to that.

The late, great Ronnie Barker was a comic genius, master blower of raspberries and baiter of audiences. RIP. Let RIP. Four candles and all caution to the wind.

More from the peaceful misunderstanders-

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/southeastasia/view/189364/1/.html

http://news.scotsman.com/latest_international.cfm?id=101022006

Shinoliite -

Good heavens. Do you mean to tell me you still have wobbly table legs in the future. You'll be telling me next that in the future you haven't managed to cure the common cold, reduce carbon emissions, save the whales, get rid of of Mohammedanism, lower the crime rate or solve starvation in the third world. I'll bet you've done all of those because their so simple, so I'm sure you will have got rid of wobbly table legs. Stop teasing me. It's a good job I don't believe everything I'm told.

Oops, for their read they're

You'll be telling me next that in the future you haven't managed to...

- cure the common cold - Fluids, rest, and patience.
- reduce carbon emissions - Banana in the tailpipe.
- save the whales - Like a Johnny Carson "Titanic" joke, it's probably too soon. :)
- get rid of of Mohammedanism - We put inordinate resources into beating PacMan first.
- lower the crime rate - The prior item would help this in Western Europe.
- solve starvation in the third world - We're still hammering out the details, but we think it involves them eating more.

As for the table legs, well, no one could've seen IKEA coming. Oh, the humanity...

Shinoliite -

Don't be silly. The Apple IIc. My chambers never went there. We stuck with the quill pen. In fact, I am proud to be able to say that I am one of the founding members of C.R.A.P. (the Campaign for the Return of the Abacus and Pen).

C.R.A.P. is huge and will take over the world - it is our God-given mission to spread C.R.A.P. ever more widely until all you doubters are convinced of the value of fine penmanship in your daily lives. Those of you who persist in using word processing programs will not be allowed to work with C.R.A.P. members anywhere and you will have to pay a huge tax.

From time to time many of you will be rounded up and forced to partake of C.R.A.P. wisdom, forced to work things out with a pen, forcibly taught the C.R.A.P. way with an abacus. Failure to comply with our rules will result in death by a thousand quills for the men and being stoned to death with abacus beads for the women.

There will be no mercy.

C.R.A.P. will take over the world (and America).

C.R.A.P. will rule; can you doubt it?

ALL YOU WORTHLESS MOORON THAT SUPPOET JIHAD AND THAT DUMB ASS BIN LADEN WILL SOON BECOME THE RECEIVER OF YOUR OWN WORLD AND BE BLOWN UP AND KILLED... GET A LIFE !!!!!!!!!!

*LOL* So all of us computer adherents (People of the Blog) will have to pay a protection tax, right? At least the very devout among us already tend to dress distinctively. :)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/

Better yet...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/science/

Shinoliite -

Much, much Laughter.

Strangely enough my juniors gave me a T-shirt for Christmas. I am not sure whether to be flattered or not because the legend on the front simple read "Youth and enthusiasm can never defeat old age and deviousness".

Here's an outstanding article on the life of Mohammed, by David Wood:

"Islam Beheaded"

Reminds me of this one I read on a door when I was in the Middle East:

Please, every time door open. After door just stop. Because door NO stop. Again very problem!!

Sounds like Henry Belafonte.

Please, every time door open. After door just stop. Because door NO stop. Again very problem!! - Posted by Alert

If you liked that, Alert...

http://www.engrish.com/recent.php

Eduardo-- an excellent read. It's earned a place in a folder in my Favorites menu labeled "JW Goodies."

The subject of the life of the perv-prophet needs to be treated in an up-to-date, full-length book. Is Robert (peace be upon him) still considering writing a book about Muhammad?

100 small states? Now I wonder how doubling the number of American states would benefit Americans or the world? Maybe he means 100 independent states, but I guess he hasn't heard that statehood is going out of style. Here he is, trying to create more states while the elite social engineers are trying to eradicate statehood altogether! Statehood cultivates jingoism and jingoism is triumphalist and imperialist, bad for the "international community." Causes wars, resentment, envy, and is just an overall bummer, especially for the people of the impoverished third world. Social justice will never prevail as long as capitalism, national sovereignty, and patriotism exist. The way to a perfect world is through the auspices of the sacrosanct U.N. The goal is for everyone to be a "citizen of the world" , not a citizen of a specific, sovereign nation or state.

He shouldn't worry too much about the U.S. being too big, powerful, and terroristic. The president and our elected representatives are doing everything possible to ensure that the U.S. implodes under the strain of millions of illegal immigrants, trade agreements, and "treaties" brokered by the U.N. which require that we cede vast amounts of our national sovereignty. In exchange for bits and pieces, or should I say hunks of our sovereignty, the U.N. will be free to levy taxes against us. The brave new world is looking better every day!

Congrats, Robert. Looks like you've grabbed Harry Belafonte's attention.

Sh Guy: "Congrats, Robert. Looks like you've grabbed Harry Belafonte's attention."

I'm just wild about Harry...idits too. I just love these sweet e-mails... You know, it's almost impossible to get Harrys attention. He has been dead at least fifteen years. What you are hearing is corpse speak. Dead man talking.
Dead men are likely to say most anything and should not be taken too seriously. Soon Harry will tire of sitting up, and lay back down. We wont hear from him again...

Either I am confused, or your email buddy is. I thought they were working on restoring the Caliphate? In which case, we wouldn't be broken up into 100 small states, but turned into a conglomerate of one large state. Hmm, I'll have to think on that one a bit.

Guys, guys, guys. Infidels, you have the power of google at your fingertips. IDIT = Intentionally Defective Irrevocable Trust. That's not us.....its Islam!

once again the enemy send a child to do their dirty work, usually its strapped up with a chest rig containing explosives, this time however they gave it a computer and the url to this site...;-D

You should publish this sort of thing more often. What with the Ronnie Barker allusions and all the non sequiturs and mockery, I laughed harder than I had for months. There is nothing more terrifying than a crowd of JW members in full mockery mode.

Hello all,

Mr. Spencer, I just wish these people would show some courage and express what they want to in writing.

That their total emotion can be summed in less than 10 words is an insult to that emotion.

Write down what's behind the emotion, which particular topic blew your mind, Allah gave you a brain, use it, I try as an woman in Islam, what about them ....there is nothing stop them at all.....I'm disappointed.

Lay it out. put it in words....lots of them and get an exchange going....after all communication is a 2 way thing.

What a great series of comments the rabid idit-baiter provoked! Kept me laughing; thanks, all.

And, Eduardo, thanks for the link to the 'beheaded' article at Front Page Mag. Good read.

Hi Naseem I have read your civil posts before but you do not know me.

Unfortunately, in western countries the alienated unemployable youths of islam( not all I add, but far too many to ignore) spoilt by their mothers, indoctrinated by their madrassas and then fired up by the jihad preaching imams will finish up doing a lot more than being simple internet eejits, idiots or idits.

Islam you may call a religion of peace but until muslims get their Koranic house in order and factually and not superficially, this alienation will increase with the net result that you will alienate almost all of the people who share the country with you. If this does happen Islam and your fellow muslims will have to take the responsibility for this.

If you move the the west it is up to you to make the step up not those who welcome you. If I move to Saudi Arabia (horror of horrors) I would expect to have to fit in with Islamic customs myself whether i liked it or not.

But most Muslims seem determined to not only fail to reciprocate the welcome by assimilating but actually have the nerve to expect us to adapt to you.

Can you not see that as a problem of no small importance? Can you also see why and how?

I love this place!
IceRatt.Piczo.Com

ALL YOUR IDITS ARE BELONG TO US

OT~http://www.washingtontimes.com/op-ed/tblankley.htm

eff Islam. I realize that the canard and myth that Al Qaida helped Timothy McVeigh is quintessential to the ideology of FREEPers and Bush Bots, much as you would like it to be true, there is no proof that it is, in fact making a fuel bomb of diesel and fertilizer is not rocket science.

And then there is the Anarchist cookbook, not to mention all of those demolitions experts trained by the Army and NavyMarine Corps(Tim did serve in the Navy).

It's bad enough that we have to contend with lies, obfuscations, disinfo and propaganda from the Muslims, but from within our own house and ranks?

Such crap is counterproductive and only besoils the efforts of erstwhile people to defend our civilization and culture.

Lay off the hyperbole and conspiracy theories, get enough of that from the Muslims, and their skin headed allies and dhimmi's.

Lol...no doubt another "islamic scholar".

But seriously, I think what he was trying to say was:- "idit with islam in mind, idit knowing I would look like a fool, idit in support of all my fellow jihadis who kill innocent people in the name of my accursed religion..idit myyyyyy waaaaaaay!" WE MISS YOU FRANK SINATRA!!!

To Nariz - The author of -
And then there is the Anarchist cookbook, not to mention all of those demolitions experts trained by the Army and NavyMarine Corps(Tim did serve in the Navy).

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McVeigh enlisted in the Army in Buffalo in May 1988, and went through basic training at Fort Benning, Georgia. After basic training, his unit was transferred to Fort Riley, Kansas, and became part of the Army's 1st Infantry Division.
McVeigh became a gunner on a Bradley Fighting Vehicle. He was promoted to corporal, sergeant, then platoon leader. Fellow soldiers recalled that McVeigh was very interested in military stuff, kept his own personal collection of firearms and constantly cleaned and maintained them. Other soldiers went into town to look for entertainment or companionship but McVeigh stayed on base and cleaned his guns. During his time in the Army, he also read and recommended to others "The Turner Diaries" or maybe the "Koran"-- a racist, anti-Semitic novel about a soldier in an underground army. A former roommate said that McVeigh would panic at the prospect of the government taking away peoples' guns, but that he was not a racist and was basically indifferent to racial matters.
While at Fort Riley, McVeigh reenlisted in the Army. He aspired to be a member of the Special Forces and in 1990 was accepted into a 3-week school to assess his potential for joining that elite unit. He had barely begun to prepare himself physically for Special Forces training when, in January 1991, the 1st Infantry Division was sent to participate in the Persian Gulf War. As a gunnery sergeant, McVeigh was in action during late February, 1991. Pursuing his desire of joining the Special Forces, he left the Persian Gulf theater early and went to Fort Bragg, North Carolina, where he took a battery of IQ, personality and aptitude tests to qualify for Special Forces. However, his participation in the Persian Gulf War had left him no time to prepare himself physically for the demands of Special Forces training. McVeigh was unable to endure a 90-minute march with a 45-pound pack, and he withdrew from the program after two days.
This disappointing experience left him facing years of active service due to his reenlistment at Fort Riley. The Army was downsizing however, and after 3 1/2 years of service, McVeigh took the offer of an early discharge and got out of the military in the fall of 1991.

PURE HATE powered TIMMY boy. The chance he had learned what basic ingredients would do from the Mil is slim to none.
The chance he had learned what basic ingredients would do while in the Mil is greater.

We are surrounded by "idits."
I see dead "idits."

Velox Mortis!
IceRatt
SSG, USA

IceRatt, Tardus Mortis might be a more effective deterrent. "Suicide bombers" make certain that they themselves do not suffer for long and that does strike me as somewhat cowardly. If you ever were a soldier you will know the prayer:" God let me live but if you cannot then make it swift"

I was far more impressed with those Buddhist monks who immolated themselves but then stoicism is NOT an islamic trait but is of the supposedly inferior(to Islam) Buddhists who could show Muslims something about how to make a really impressive gesture.

The concept of suicide homicide is ultimately selfdefeating as it makes people not respect Islam but instead further question its sanity and its right to exist in the 21st century.

When you also realise that it aptly demonstrates barbaric pragmatism by its organisers in that it usually involves fallen women, brainwashed sensitive adolescents or people with major psychiatric problems, then you start to wonder about whether there is any limit to the depth of the cesspool called islamic morality.

Zathras- Thanks for the add……
Suicide Bombers - as long as they commit it on their side of the fence amongst themselves. Until then, I would prefer to call them Homicide Bomber. Not sure what the Latin word for Homicide is! Would you be able to help?

I don’t think they want anyone to respect them as much as they want people to fear them. I’ve been to that part of the world for more than one vacation and their sense/way of thinking is incredible. Most refer to us, as “American friends” and I truly believe that, but as you mentioned, “organizers usually involves fallen women, etc” is also true. The cesspool we call islam has more infidels than God fearing folks.

Unless we want to live without freedom, we all better wake up. Thank God for sites like these.

xxxxxxx
If you ever were a soldier you will know the prayer:" God let me live but if you cannot then make it swift"
xxxxxxx

As a long time dedicated soldier - the above is so true.

The way the world is going towards Tolerance and how the PC people are trying and achieving to bend or change the way we think as far as accepting their laws and customs….. I wonder sometimes, What am I fighting for. I love my country. It worries me on how the liberals and such are attacking our traditions while we are on foreign soil defending and preserving their very right to do so. I find it very disturbing.
I can't wait until my tour is over so I can come home.

Velox Mortis all Tardus Mortis!
Iceratt.Piczo.Com
SSG, USA

Ice Ratt
My trusty 40 year old, ink splattered Latin/English dictionary suggests homicidium n or caedes f .
For murder it suggests parricidium n or caedes again.
For murderer you have a choice of sicarius, m, homicida m, parricida m, or percussor m.
For murderess - interfectrix f.

I have no idea what declensions these all are.

There is nothing more terrifying than a crowd of JW members in full mockery mode. Posted by: Paolo

ROFL!

Lay it out. put it in words....lots of them and get an exchange going....after all communication is a 2 way thing. Posted by: Naseem

033.052 It is not lawful for thee to marry more women after this, nor to change them for other wives, even though their beauty attract thee, except any thy right hand should possess as handmaidens

They are permitted to trade back and forth the ones they took as prisoners of war [after killing their men] ''justifiable'' mass rape of the 'female captives'

Naseen? - Not when you bow to that - can be there be 'a 2-way communication thing'

Okay, so, I'm an idit. At least I'm an American idit.

Ice Ratt
My trusty 40 year old, ink splattered Latin/English dictionary suggests homicidium n or caedes f .
For murder it suggests parricidium n or caedes again.
For murderer you have a choice of sicarius, m, homicida m, parricida m, or percussor m.
For murderess - interfectrix f.

I have no idea what declensions these all are.

Posted by: Granny Weatherwax at January 23, 2006 09:42 AM
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Thanks Granny-

I looked online and found pretty much the same thing.

I guess I'm an idit.
If I convert to Islam- can I just practice the cool things like the women exchange and the women exchange only? :)

I guess that I am also an "idit", fortunately.

Now, everyone must remember that Islam is the Religion Of Pieces and that Muslims are misunderstood by the rest of the world. Also, everyone must remember that English is not their first language. However, the jihadists can behead just as easily in their native tongue as they can in English.

Yikes.

Richard

Robert, you REALLY - REALLY - REALLY need to have a special hate mail section on this site.

Please!

Quotable quotes from "idits" devoted to the religion of "idicy" need to be seen by all...and to give us all a good laugh. Let them openly indict, reveal and prove themselves to all that their koran keeps them stupid.

IceRatt..Thank you..although this site is very important, I do get a feeling of overwhelming hopelessness at times (like Canute and the sea) about it all with so many gutless money driven politicians around. But knowledge is a weapon in the war of minds and that is what it is.

Parricidia =n= murder of father of parents;

Caedes = n= the cutting down of; the cutting to pieces of; the hewing of;

homicidium =n = homicide; murder; manslaughter;

sicarious = adj = murderous;

percussor = n= murderer, striker, assassin;

interfectrix = n= murderess.

So I guess(from the vague latin memories of a debauched adolescence) it is homicidium and percussor or interfectrix.

Yes I did look them up. Yes i did remember a little..is ea id......errr . a a am ae ae a, us e um i i o um um um ???.... ahhhhh wtf!!!!

Thanks Zathras-

I agree with you about the feeling of Hopelessness at times. Hooah!

I read the news daily plus I see what is going on around me on a daily basis and pray that my children (all children) grow up in a world that is free from all Terror. But I see that will be a prayer that will go un-answered.

As long as we have the Far Left, Far Right, and the Crazed Radicals- we will have conflicts. I don't know if they are necessary evils- I do know that they will not go away.
As long as we have the UN trying to coerce us into making the world a "one nation world" Alliance or Federation, we will have conflicts. As long as there are opinions, there will be conflicts. As long as there are conflicts, there will be bloodshed.
My 7 yr old son told me the other day that he wanted to join the Army. All I could do is quietly shake my head. Hopefully by the time he is old enough to join, we won't need him to.
Thank God that we have people that answer the call not because we asked them to but because the wanted too.

Thanks again for the info.

Okay, so, I'm an idit. At least I'm an American idit.

Posted by: Ironman Hondo

Count me in too Ironman!

1Cr 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.

Psa 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

I can't help but picture the 'PC' crowd.

If they get their way - they're going to get everything they're fighting for - and much much more!