"i want 2 join in any terrorist group"

Obviously he meant to say "I'd like to upgrade my means of demonstration."

Nothing like the top post at Jihad Watch letting all the air out of a professor leading off at Dhimmi Watch. That took all of five minutes.

Said Robert:

My friend, you have come 2 the right place, although not, certainly, in the way you think you have. I am not enrolling people myself, but I have seen to it that the people you need to see the most have been forwarded a copy of your email. They may have a few questions for you.

As a teenaged acquaintance of mine is wont to say in the face of anything specially good, 'sweeeet!'

Brilliant!!!! Absolutely priceless,lol.

Hey, I googled "Terrorist Sites of Pakistan" too, and this site could appear a little misleading to potential jihadis.

Keep up the good work Robert........I'm your #1 fan.

To the dear friend who wrote the following

"i want 2 join in any terrorist group"

Now I am assuming there are two reasons why you wrote the above letter
1st you understood what this site is about and you just wanted to be an irritant.
2nd you sincerely believed that this is a jihadi terrorist recruiting site.

If you wanted to be an irritant, you failed! because you serve as the perfect illustration of an idiotic single minded islamofascist and you just reaffirmed that image to us.Laughs on you buddy.

Secondly if you sincerely believed that this site was a recruiting center, your reasoning and interpretational abilities are impaired.More laughs on you.

I suggest you take a break from that "holy book" of yours and breath some fresh air. Allow your cerebral grey cells to do some meaningful work, instead of being subjected to same "kill the infidel!, I am superior because a paedophile told me so!" forcefeed.

You can start being useful by going through this site. Perhaps enlightenment will strike you. Otherwise, with your level of intelligence, you might as well spare everybody the difficulty and just blow yourself up in your house or hole or whatever. Anyhow my best wishes for both endeavors.

Thehindu, your analysis, IMHO is right on the money. If English is his second language, he was probably confused as to the purpose of this site, his analytical ability proves he is a little sharper than a bowling ball and not nearly as bright.

You should have left him alone. With perspicacity like this the wouldbe terrorist would have been a real asset.......... for antiterrorists.

Maybe it was just some adolescent trying to obtain a bite?

Whatever happened to the local mosque recruitment centre?

Sounds very dumb or very suspicious to myself.

praise Allah! You came to the right place!

Keep banging your head on the floor and bring the Koran!

That's all you need and you-re in business...

i am laffing so hd. cuz robert u have brawt honor 2 the umma

I wouldn't laugh too hard. That fellow was probably using a proxy connection at some Mosque when he sent that email. The FBI will never find him.

Is this a recruiter right here in the United States?

Either that or it's Batman.

Behind this mask lies not a man but an idea. An idea is bullet-proof. Knight under the Prophet's Banner.

I'm voting it's a Jihadist recruiter though.

i want 2 join in any terrorist group

Oooh, that is good. But do not join just any terrorist group.

Have you accepted the call to Islam? This is the first step to being able to enjoy the savor of murdering innocents. If you wish to feel the ecstasy that Osama's soldier felt, in Beslan, when he bayonet-skewered that first grade girl for crying in line, you must first don your scholar's cap and study the Noble Koran, the Hadiths, and the Sirat.

Allahu, my son, Islam calls to you.

Mr. Spencer,

The prison guard story is going around again. I need the proper response.

Here's a clip.

"Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and
clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the
infidels.
of the world. And, that by killing an infidel, which is a command to all
Muslims, they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can
you
give me the definition of an infidel?"
There was no disagreement with my statements and without hesitation, he
replied, "Non-believers!"
I responded, "So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers
of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so the followers of Allah can go to heaven, Is this correct?

/end.

Which koran verses should be quoted to show this is correct. I am especially looking for the assured a place in heaven part. And if that is the ONLY guaranteed way to heaven.

Thanks

Well since my original comment was not allowed for being malicious, good luck to that very nice man indeed, hope he finds all he is looking for, when will jihadwatch be appearing on dhimmiwarch for their dhimmitude.

Dizzyfatplonka - why do you call yourself that?

Just interested.

Keep banging your head on the floor and bring the Koran!

Cynic.

This is off topic, but does anyone know what happened to the article
concerning Daniel pipes, and the dismissed CAIR lawsuit? I was reading
it and the 17 comments and when I hit reload the whole thing was gone.
It is now gone from the main page. WTF??

NoMo:

Moles. There was a mixup in filling the order for the team of mules mentioned in the midst of the email crisis the other day.

Friggin vowels. Nothing but a source of confusion.

I have no idea why the honorable Los Angeles Mayor Reconquista wants to join such an organization? But this shows 1 what 2 expect from the ESL program. Either that or you learned 2 speak english from watching re-runs of the old TV show "Concentration". But to put in in terms you can understand.

When 1 wants 2 join in any of the 3 major islamic terrorist groups 4 the purpose of ending the L+5-f's of infidels, 1 must be real 6-x+ck. I hope you go to h+7 when your strap-on blows up early and it puts an end to your h+8. But it is 2 bad that, like the cartoon said, they ran out of virgins in h+7 a long time ago.

Don't let your hard disk fail again. We want to keep this one!

First rule of computers: Back up everything every day. Hard disks are cheap.

ROFL, lern2jihad n00b!

i want 2 join in any terrorist group
___

True or not, this one deserves two stars for the enjoyment.

"i want 2 join in any terrorist group"

Dear sir:

In name of allah the compassionate the merciful you come to right place on internet for the jihad watching. Praise allah.

First you be making operational security for you and friends. You must be first registering by email only with Imam Spencer you address, and code names. Also if have passports the numbers and countries and whether issue be forgery or genuine.

Next you find two friends to help with jihad. Send names to register with Imam Spencer. Email only, tell no other person, even you friends so if get caught they not be talking to police.

Next, make you two more cells like above. Register. Get Ready For Big Wedding, if know what I mean. Praise allah.

Then obtain illegal weapon. Sawed off shotgun be best. Also if have much money get full auto AK-47. Or explosive. Inform Imam Spencer. Email only. Not talk to any other person.

If need money, approach mosque imam in local. Ask Imam in private to give you check for charity. Check only, no cash. Keep copy for record. Mosque will get paid back later.

Use mosque money for weapon or ammunition. Help with all friends make big jihad wedding plan. When have big plan, mosque money, and weapons write plan down, keep in safe place in house or apartment. Then email Imam Spencer what plan be all about.

You be doing these things exactly. Praise allah.

Sign up here: Terrorist Recruiting Central.

"i want 2 join in any terrorist group"

Newsflash
I hear that a Florida based jihad training camp is signing up new recruits for martyrdom training. Classes start promptly at 9:00 AM and continue indefinitely. They will be using live ordinance for the practice sessions so you may want to get in line early as there are a limited number of seats on the bus.
Each recruit will be provided with a shiny new Quran and a ham sandwich.
The families of each recruit will be expected to provide for the necessary cleanup.

Robert

Given how internecine conflict in dar ul Islam is in the best interests of us Infidels, maybe a good idea would be to actually take advantage of the fact that we are mistaken for a Jihadi site, and actually recruit such volunteers. Split them into Shia and Sunni, and send them to places where we'd like to see tasfir violence. Use all your knowledge about the Quran, Hadith and the various texts to quote liberally from them, without letting it on that you are an infidel.

I know that we aren't into training militias, so maybe we should sub-contract such jobs out to various Islamic regimes, depending on the target of choice. Funding would be an issue, but once you have such a project in hand, we could actually divert oil money that goes into jihad into such projects. That way, there would also be less cash available to teach schoolkids that Israel doesn't exist, and more cash to fund internecine warfare among Muslims. Plus, given the eleesymonary nature of Jihadwatch, maybe even siphon off some of that cash for the promotion of our cause.

If in a certain theater the Shia have the upper hand, dispatch Sunni volunteers there (such as Iraq, Iran), while in places like KSA, Pakistan, send Shia to stir up trouble in al Hasa, etc. That way, Hugh's dream scenario of Muslims being so busy fighting each other that we infidels are left alone, and have time to wise up to their real nature, can be realized.

If a day comes that the administration sees the world the way we see it, we could even co-ordinate such a project with the CIA. Until then, just run a free-lance campaign, like Ollie North did with the Contras.

Those who speak with 2's are engaging in double talk, a type of Islamic code.
What "i want 2 join in any terrorist group", really means is, "i want a woman so bad i am willing 2 die in jihad 2 get 72 of them (and a few pearl like little boys as well)". In his role as brothel keeper, Allah is like the horned god Cernunos, 'old horny'. His brothel is first rate and his horny diciples (jihadists) are just dying 2 get in there.

2 mucking fuch!
all your comments on "2" just made my day. Let's keep him in the circle. Could become an apostate-2-be.

And above him were 19... members of a SWAT team. On the roof.

Is this the recruiting post 4 the Judean Peoples Front Crack Suicide Squad?

I want 2 join.

......or the People's Front of Judea...........any group will do.

....Judean People's popular Front?...ooohh, please,
I'm desparate!

I never knew Prince (formerly known as a profligate numeralophile) was Muslim.

I wish this would give the DHS (Dept of Homeland Security) a clue for setting up bogus recruitment sites everywhere and in all languages.

I think everyone should email them the suggestion.

http://www.dhs.gov/dhspublic/contactus

A few possible '[spider]web' addresses:

www.dieforallah.com

www.infidelkillersunite.net

www.jihadsRus.org

If the flies are looking for flypaper, abet them!

"Allah is like the horned god Cernunos, 'old horny'. His brothel is first rate and his horny diciples (jihadists) are just dying 2 get in there."
-duh_swami at April 5, 2006 03:41 PM

Cernunos is a Celtic god. I have a hard time believing that my fallen Celtic warrior ancestors would let some mohammedan chickensh!t take part in the after party. Unless of course he was tied to a stump and used as a target for spear throwing practice.

What did happen to http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/010903.php? It gives me a 'Not Found' message when I try to reload it as well.

Fjordman posted this earlier on LGF.

Looks like Amnesia intentional and many like it are not concerned about Jihad and terror, but that the bastards are 'treated' with velvet gloves. Needless to say that Amnesia has long been infiltrated and financed by Mohammedans and my personal impression is that most of their commie-functionaries look like clones of each other: Tardy middle-aged losers with beards who defend cushy positions, but not what they should.

Fresh Amnesty report confirms illegal CIA practices

The US has consistently used civilian front companies to conceal secret prisoner transports taking off from European airports, human rights watchdog Amnesty International has said. In the report "USA - Below the radar: Secret flights to torture and 'disappearance'" published on Wednesday (5 April), Amnesty claims to have registered over a thousand flights that can be linked to the US intelligence organisation, the CIA. Most of the flights have taken off from European airports and all of them have been carried out by private airlines which were used more or less permanently as front companies.

EU defends aid to help media coverage

An EU anti-corruption campaigner attacked Wednesday subsidies paid to some journalists covering the European Parliament, but officials defended the aid as needed to maintain the profile of EU bodies. Independent MEP Hans-Peter Martin said a system which pays expenses to around 60 journalists to attend the plenary sessions at the parliament's second home in France raises serious questions about press freedom. For historical reasons the EU parliament has two homes: one in Brussels alongside the EU's other main institutions including the Commission and the Council, and the other in Strasbourg, eastern France. Critics have long lambasted the massive cost of the arrangement, which sees a huge circus of MEPs, officials, journalists and others travel up and down from Brussels to Strasbourg for one week every month.

Canada: Islamic Revisionism Run Amok

Judesocope has reprinted an article by one Minhaj Qidwai in which he argues for redefining "Freedom of Speech" and "Anti-Semitism." Redefining terms is a favorite tactic of those losing an argument. Minhaj Qidawi and other Muslims are trying to kill Freedom of Speech by re-definition; in their world, you wouldn't have the right to criticize Islam.

i want 2 join in any terrorist group
this cant be serious? this guy cant be the sharpest knife in the drawer? a perfect human bomb! let him find his allah in pakistan!

Eisenhund...I did not say Allah 'was' Cernunos, I said he was 'like' Cernunos. The similatity being, they both have horns, and they both ran brothels. I dont think Cernunos staffed his paradise with boys...only Allah did that, and he knows what he is doing...or so they say...

Alarmed Pig Farmer...All 72 virgins look like Miss Piggy. Thats Allahs first April fools joke on dead jihadists. The second was, it is always April paradise. Not only that, but the foods bad, the wine is bitter, the service is poor, and all the virgins have lousy dispositions.

My best advice to jihadists or wanna be's:
You dont really have to die to get all that, you can just get married. Thats right, marital bliss can actually save you from the wretched life, and miserable death of a jihadist. Think about it, no more sleeping in dirt camps. Home cooking, and best of all, clean underwear...oh what a joy...Allah the compassionate knows best...

-duh_swami

I understood what you meant, I was half kidding. I was more making the point of what Irish Celtic and Scots/Cruithne(Picts) would have done with some unfortunate mohammedan who made a wrong turn and ended up in the forever-after surrounded by a bunch of tattooed guys with insanely sharp spears and too much whiskey in 'em, as he's looking around wondering where his virgins were.

Eisenhund...kidding is good...Islam hates it...I knew you knew, I was just expanding on the joke.
Have a good day and keep on posting...swami

u r 2 dumb 2 b a terrorist, u may want 2 consider b-ing a pooper scooper for your local parks. Butt then again, terrorists are not all that bright.