Dear Najis Infidel Leader of the Great Satan,
As-salaamu alaa manitaba al-Huda.
It disgusts me that your unclean Satanic hands will be touching the same paper on which I am writing now, but I am nevertheless writing in the interests of world peace.
Your demonic actions to limit our peaceful nuclear aspirations and endeavors to destroy the Satanic Zionist Entity have made this a time of acute tension between the world's Dajjal, the United States, and the noble and utterly peaceful Islamic Republic of Iran.
You think you can defeat us? ROFL! Like, if you even try this, the same mesmerizing light from Heaven that transfixed the UN diplomats when I spoke in New York will envelop the White House in a weird blue paralyzing glow. This will prevent you from peering into my soul and stealing its secrets, as you have with Merkel and Putin.
For the sake of peace in the world, it is time for us to work together to find new solutions for getting out of international problems and current fragile situation of the world.
Accordingly, I invite you to accept Islam. The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) has promised that if you do, your lives and property will be safe (Bukhari, vol. 1 bk. 2 no. 24).
But if you don't, they won't be. Nuclear fire from Allah will rain down upon your heads and jinni will appear in all major American cities to cut off the hands and feet on opposite sides of those who create fitnah.
Since you are well aware that Islam is a religion of peace, I am confident that you will see the wisdom of this proposal, and the promise of world peace that it brings.
Think of this as "phasers set on stun" -- for now!!!! LOL!!!!!
Stay as sweet as you are and write back soon! LOL!
*SWAK* (Oooooh, gross-out city!!!!)
Death to America!
Mahmoud
"Ahmadinejad sends letter to Bush," from the BBC, with thanks to Interested:
Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has written to George W Bush proposing "new solutions" to their differences.The letter will be sent via the Swiss Embassy which represents US interests in Iran, a government spokesman said.
Mr Ahmadinejad proposes "new solutions for getting out of international problems and current fragile situation of the world", he said....
Iranian foreign ministry spokesman Hamid Reza Asefi told Iran's Isna news agency that once Mr Bush had received the letter, the contents would be made public.
The BBC's Frances Harrison in Tehran says whatever is in the letter, it is significant because it is the first such high-level communication between Iran and America for almost three decades.
As such it is a bold step by Mr Ahmadinejad, and the timing is key - just as the West is trying to persuade Russia and China to back tough action against Iran, she says.
Mr Ahmadinejad is reinforcing the point that he is willing to negotiate with anyone, including the US president, to avoid conflict over the nuclear issue, our correspondent adds....
Glossary for my letter:
"Najis" = unclean, impure.
"As-salaamu alaa manitaba al-Huda" = Peace be upon the rightly guided (i.e., Peace be upon the Muslims). This is a common Muslim greeting to infidels; Islamic law forbids them to greet unbelievers with "As-salaamu aleikum," or "Peace be upon you." Ahmadinejad, of course, is not an Arab, but I thought it a fitting greeting for my fictional letter in light of his Islamic fervency.
"Dajjal" = the personification of evil who will terrorize the world in the end times until (according to Shi'ite Muslim eschatology), he is slain by the Imam Mahdi, a savior figure. Many suspect that Ahmadinejad identifies the latter with Iran or possibly even with himself.
"ROFL" = "rolling on the floor laughing."
"PBUH" = "peace be upon him." It is standard Muslim practice to add this after every mention of a prophet's name.
"Jinni" = spirit beings.
"Fitnah" = disturbance, unrest.
"LOL" = laughs out loud.
"SWAK" = "sealed with a kiss."
robert :
I know you are trying to show the absurdness of the crazy iranian presidents stance by using humour but I personally am begining to lose my sense of humour when it comes to this matter - its just too damn serious.!!
PS,
Would really love to have your daughters visit.
Your buddy,
Madmoud
A lot of people have died at the hands of muslims since this madness called islam began in 622. Most of the leaders of the West have not studied the history of the Middle East. I am trying to point out the damage and destruction these people have done so at least the allied strikes would be more effective. When one understands the enemy one can fight better. This enemy needs hard strikes with no mercy. Take a look at this page. The carnage that islam has wrecked. What I say is,
past performance is likely to be sustained in future.(by islam)
http://voi.org/books/negaind/ch2.htm
"Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy"
Elbus Dumbledore
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire
"Jinni" = spirit beings.
As in I dream of Jinni with the light brown hijab.
Jinni" = spirit beings.
Like jinn and tonic.
Rightly guided? When I think about campfires on the chest and back-stab caravan robberies and revenge murder and pedophilia and misogyny and tyranny and, well, I wonder:
Just what is right? Is the crapulous Koran right? Is the awful Sunnah right?
We're talking standards here. We're talking moral and ethical and legal standards, and wondering just where any Moslem could fit in to this picture, if at all.
Another fine example of why ISLAM is a worthless religion.
OT but important:
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3248271,00.html
Israeli woman attacked in Berlin
Young student assaulted by group of women, apparently Muslim, after they overheard her speaking in Hebrew on the phone
Eldad Beck
BERLIN – A serious anti-Semitic assault took place in Berlin last week, when an Israeli medical student was attacked at night by a group of young women after they heard her talking in Hebrew on her mobile phone. The Israeli woman was beaten and wounded.
The incident happened last week after the 26 year-old student attended a party at the house of friends in the Steglitz neighborhood in south-west Berlin, where a large Muslim community resides. At about 2 a.m., the woman, who holds a dual Israeli-German citizenship, decided to walk back to her apartment after she missed the last bus home, Israel's leading daily Yedioth Ahronoth reported.
While she was walking home and holding a conversation in Hebrew with a friend from Israel on her cellular phone, the student passed by a group of young women.
When they recognized the language the student was speaking as Hebrew, one of the girls suddenly walked up to the Israeli woman and slapped her in the face. The other women then joined in, pulled her hair, beat her up and kicked her. The abuse eventually stopped when the attackers thought they heard a police car approaching, and they fled the scene.
The student, who sustained injuries in the attack, received medical treatment and filed a complaint with the police.
The women's identity has not been established thus far, but they were apparently Muslim.
This recent incident is the first anti-Semitic crime to be registered in the German capital in over a year. Ever since the beginning of the second intifada, there have been many cases in which Jews and Israelis suffered attacks, usually at the hands of young Arabs or Turks. The German police have failed to apprehend any of the assailants until now.
(05.08.06, 08:39)
"Jinni" = spirit beings.
Please everyone refrain from Freudian interpretations of the significance of one's rubbing a lamp and having a genie appear. Old Sigmund was a fraud, anyway.
omg that was great,thru humor one is taught.maybe some will listen to that.again that was great.
Austria Delegate Utters Nazi-Era Greeting
By GEORGE JAHN
Associated Press Writer
More World Video
VIENNA, Austria (AP) -- A delegate on the outer fringes of Austria's far-right party on Sunday took his leave from the party's convention with "heil" - the greeting associated with Adolf Hitler. The head of the party said he saw nothing wrong with the word.
"I'd like to end my short address with a greeting that really is our old greeting ... I greet all of you with a heartfelt 'heil,'" Walter Sucher told a meeting of the Vienna chapter of the FPO party. He received strong applause and shouts of approval.
then again history does repeat itself
When Neville Chamberlain met with Adolf Hitler prior to the former's infamous "peace in our time" speech, Germany was still at an early stage of militarization and did not yet have the necessary resources to wage a multi-front war across Europe. Chamberlain bit on Hitler's promise not to venture beyond the Sudetenland and 100 million dead soldiers and civilians later, the world came to understand the dangers of appeasement and delay.
Europe has amnesia. Are you listening George?
http://www.earthstation1.com/WWIIAudio/Chamberlain_on_Czech_Crisis_09.27.38_LL.wav
Yojimbo - now the lamp rubbing has become the elephant in the room.
I thought genies came out of bottles, not lamps. People are forever trying to put them back in, at any rate.
FROM JOSEPH FARAH'S G2 BULLETIN
North Korea trying to weaponize bird flu
Bio-warfare experts call it potentially 'greatest threat al-Qaida could unleash'
Posted: May 8, 2006
1:00 a.m. Eastern
Editor's note: The following story is adapted from Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin, the premium, online intelligence newsletter published by the founder of WND. Annual subscriptions are available now for the discounted price of $99 a year, which includes a free copy of Farah's latest book, "Taking America Back." Monthly subscriptions are also available to credit card users for just $9.95.
By Gordon Thomas
© 2006 WorldNetDaily.com
i wish people would understand,islam has many friends right now.
LONDON – The pariah state of North Korea is trying to weaponize the bird flu virus, making it the ideal threat for al-Qaida, the British intelligence agency MI6 has learned.
The Bush administration has given briefings classified "Top Secret/Sensitive Compartmented Information" to members of Congress and the Senate on the threat.
In aerosol form it would be undetectable at all border crossings and virologists at Porton Down – Britain's research center responsible for developing antidotes against biological attacks
How old is this child?
Does sexual repression in adolescence do this?
Or is it fear of women?
Or showing your buttocks to heaven 5x a day?
Or ripping out the throats of sheep or humans?
We all know that Muslims have no respect for anything or anyone, even each other if they think their paranoia justifies it, but this is beyond insult, it is so childish that the return letter should be dipped in prussic acid.
Even Allah should be cringeing.
For Humanity's sake Nuke this lunatic and soon.
Note that I do not care if ALL muslims are psychotic or simply deluded, it is no excuse.
I have long had the opinion that I really do not care if the person sticking a knife into my abdomen or attacking my daughter has an abusive father, he still should be blown away(I support texan law texican :)).
Let us just hope that they finally step overt he line and that someone has the cachones(?sp) to return avalanche fire.
Please everyone refrain from Freudian interpretations of the significance of one's rubbing a lamp and having a genie appear. Old Sigmund was a fraud, anyway.
Posted by: Yojimbo at May 8, 2006 08:47 AM
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A little research will reveal the true sexual meaning of this refrain.
Just couldn't help myself.
or just couldn't stop myself may be more appropirate.
Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has written to George W Bush proposing "new solutions" to their differences.
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What lies will be told???
The satanic death cult of hatred and murder, hates and murders.
Robert,
This article does not suprise me. The Iranian leader is a true nutjob which we are dealing with.
There needs to be a way to sneak a 007 type guy into Iran, North Korea and maybe a few other places and take care of business. We shouldn't let these maniacal bullies write our future history.
I should have said determine instead of write.
Everybody seems to be spanking themselves today.
I should have said "correcting" themselves.
Interested,
I apologize for my levity in writing this imaginary letter. The fight for our survival must be at all times grim, grim, grim.
Penitentially
Robert Spencer
The inmates are in charge of the insane asylum. And they are armed and dangerous.
Stamp it "RETURN to SENDER"
The Suburban Crusader
Grim, grim, grim. That's the law. No fairy tale.
Everybody seems to be spanking themselves today.
Posted by: Interested at May 8, 2006 10:23 AM
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It is more fun when done in public.
Robert, you have nothing to the penitentially about this letter.
Caught!! Skimmers 0 Analysts 100
The next thing you know, Irans Beasty Boy will ask Geo for a date....little does he know that Geo is 'not' unclean, he takes a bath every Saturday night if he needs it or not.
These people are all in the same club anyway. Everyone of them is willing to sacrifice/put at risk, their own people, for political/religious and monetary gain. If I was an Iranian, I would be highly nervous that my boisterous leaders will bring calamity on my head. It's time for a popular uprising and take-over of Iran by moderate forces or face possible extinction. There must be many Iranians who realize that Beasty Boy and his gang are bad news. They better start acting on it, and they better do it quickly...
BPUH = "Beasts Pee Upon Him"
even though this is a serious matter, we cannot prevent ourselves a chance to laugh and make fun of this Ahmadinejad. l mean that is one of the biggest difference with the West and Islam, in Afganistan the Taliban even went after people for laughing and singing. Islam so anti human, you have to be devoid of any humaness to agree with the doctrines of islam. it seems the demons invaded Ahmadinejad brains and his cohorts.
"pbuh" What is the use of saying this ? He is already dead, and at peace - or, maybe not at peace yet.
Kristopher - like it.
Naseem went through a phase of writing "pubh". This was as phony as her "Amrika", but rather amusing.
Actually,it wouldn´t surprise me if the letter -or rather the essence of the letter to Bush-, said exactly what is written above. Perhaps in more oriental flower-power-style, but yes: Ahmadi-jihad´s message has to be something very much like that. What else?
Who knows? Bush might go for it. Islam is just another religion, what´s the difference? This one´s a religion of peace, how would HE know the difference?
Hey, Mahmoud:
So you tell us Islam is peace (and we are 'aware of' it)?? Do you want to stay with that statement??? Really?????
That would be news to me. The last time I checked, Islam's 14 centuries of jihad conquests cost hundreds of millions of human lives and make virtual fiction of the claims that Islam is 'peaceful.' Jihad is war--and war isn't peace. But Islam is jihad so THEREFORE Islam must be war too. Therefore Islam can NOT be peace. Or peaceful.
We maintain that Islam is 'pieces' (of dead bodies blown up by Muslims). Something must have gotten lost in the translation.
And as for, Ahmadinejad letter, it certainly will be welcome... in the Post Office's 'Dead Letter' zone.
Make it jinnis & taqqiya
Taqiyya Sunrise?
Unless the "new solutions" are:
(i) we surrender (ii) we are very sorry (iii) and we won't do it again it doesn't matter what the letter really says.
If I had to guess (luckily I don't have to, but will just the same) the actual letter is probably more absurd than what Robert wrote.
Too funny. Although I know I am sitting well within the range of this psychotic regiemes missles and 40,000 nutcase strong suicide bomber brigade, I can't help but see it as anything other than a sad joke. I'm assuming that this is aggresive stance is nothing more than probing the wires.
The Iranians have only two options 1) cave at the last second or 2) face the fact that we have an administration that will be in power long enough to get tired of the bs and do something about it.
There will be lessons learned from Iraq. There will be no ground forces invading Iran. They will simply have their military and police powers bombed into the dark ages, which will suit their mentality just fine. Homegrown opposition will take care of the rest rather neatly.
As an aside, I (an infidel occupier) have been greated with an asalam alakum by many many Iraqis of my two tours here.
Islam preaches peace and has been responsible for centuries of war, slavery, genocide and oppression.
And that makes it different from Christianity...how?
And that makes it different from Christianity...how?
Posted by: john_m_burt at May 8, 2006 05:23 PM
Moral equivalence is such a facile argument.
Wake up John the mohamedans are comming for you!
Arcana imperii: "There will be lessons learned from Iraq. There will be no ground forces invading Iran."
I hope you won't consider me flippant or disrespectful to the sacrifices of our soldiers in Iraq to suggest that that has been a lesson well worth learning. A priceless lesson really, in this second (after Afghansitan) battle, in what is certain to be a very long war.
Turns out according to debka.com, that your satire is an entirely accurate account of the two letters given to US diplomats in Brussels.
A priceless lesson really, in this second (after Afghansitan) battle, in what is certain to be a very long war.
Indeed. A conflagration of a thousand years; a new dark age is lurking just around the corner, but this one far worse than the last.
"Peace and Light!" "Peace and Light!" Good ideas I agree; but "lock and load" I believe is the more prudent.
here is another version. muhammad (lead upon him).
Pb is the chemical symbol for lead.
Several years ago, I flirted with the idea of converting to Roman Catholicism.
It must have been the Gregorian chants echoing through those Gothic cathedrals of antiquity and the fragrent whisps of incense rising up to meet the beautiful red, blue, and green tints of sunlight glimmering through the old stained glass windows, that clouded my sense of reason back then.
Fortunately, I ran across the "CATHOLIC ANSWERS WEBSITE" of which you speak.
After several inquiries in the chat room and a lot of "who are you to question..." rejoinders later -- the now infamous priest-child-sex scandal came to light.
I came to my senses and am grateful now that these events happened when they did.
Steer clear of them my friend; you'll not regret it!