Car Dealership Decried for Jihad Ad

Hilarious!

My crystal ball sez "many torched cars will be the result of this jihad..."

Go here for a real cool Volkswagen Polo commercial. http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/vwpolo.asp

I do not know where it has been shown, but the drivers sits on the right, a commercial made for the British or Australian market.

What a concept! We should encourage Madison Avenue and the advertising industry to jump in with both feet in using the Islamic Nazis as fodder for advertising. What a hoot that would be!

Remember during the Cold War there were ads spoofing a Russian fashion show. Imagine the take offs ads could generate on the latest fall fashions of Iran. As sensitive as these murderers are they would stay spun up all the time! What are they gonna do; kill us all? They are going to try to do that anyway. Keep 'em angry and let them show their true colors.

Obviously humor is against the Koran. Just like everything else that makes life a little bearable. No wonder they aspire to martyrdom.

Haha..

This is really funny! I needed to laugh.. Thanks!

And who was that guy kidding, saying he just wanted to "poke a little fun" at some marginal types.

He WAS delivering a message, AND IT WASN'T about some fringe element. And good for him!

That whole thing with the burqaas gives the game away.

"Just ask the Pope...." Priceless. Absolutely priceless.

There is not humor is Islam.
--- Ayatollah Musavi Ruhollah Khomeini

There is no humor in Islam. There is no humor in Dearborn, Michigan. But look at the bright side, the first law passed by the Ayatollah Musavi Ruhollah Khomeini after Jimmy Carter and Zbig sold out the Shah was to lower the street legal age to 9 yrs of age.

Praise allah. A haha ha ha.

grass roots baby

This must be driving CAIR CRAZY!

Maybe I'm the odd one out here, but I'm looking at this as more as an endorsement of jihad, rather than a mockery of it. Why else plug concepts like Fatwa Friday, Burkha-clad women closing the sale, et al?

That said, if Muslims are going to avoid buying Eclipses and Monteros, I'd feel a lot better.

As for CAIR, if these terms are already misunderstood and misused, what's your problem?

funny stuff,but remember to "normal" humans,jihad is wrong.

I demand that CAIR issue a public apology for Muslims' calling Christians "cross worshippers".

haha... Very nice. I wonder if this car dealer is very brave or very naive. I hope enough people understand the risk this dealer is taking and support him.

In related news, just found this: http://www.cafepress.com/redwhitetrue.77359323

I hear this commercial every morning on the radio. There's nothing wrong with it. It's good, clean, mocking of illiterate mad bombers and machete swingers.

The word Islam is not mentioned in the spot. Therefore, CAIR should take the hint and stop talking about it.

More commercials like this are needed. If CAIR hates this commercial, they ought to watch a Carlos Mencia episode. He'll make their eyes and ears hurt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQXsrrrf2zw

Lol, excellent.

The devil hates to be mocked :)

The Mencia clip was great, there is a guy who says what I wish our politicos would say, "We ARE crazier than you and its time for us to prove it."

Let that day come soon, Im tired of trying to find clothes that wont clash with those Afghani pancake hats.

This was funny until alarmed pig farmer chimed in.

Listen you phuckwad, stop yakking about things of which you know nothing.

Of Operation Eagle Claw, I know more than enough, but the point is that the Operation was launched to rescue the hostages, because an outright assault or a war on Iran would have resulted in the deaths of the hostages.. a lose lose situation, the only chance to get the hostages out alive was via a rescue op.

Jimmy Carter did not cave into the mullahs and later to be president Ahmadinejad, he did the only thing he could have done.. and frankly even that rescue operatio would have ended in a disaster.

It was an impossible situation.. Iran declared war on America by invading the Embassy.. Carters choice was to wage war against Iran and thus hazard the lives of the Embassy staff (who most certainly would have been killed) or try to rescue them.

Clowns like you are idiot arsehole ideologues, no wonder this country is in such deep doo doo, clowns like you are ruining err running it.

Here is Dennis Mitsubishi's e-mail if anyone wants to send them a note.

https://secure.webmakerx.net/Contact-Us.aspx?hostname=dennismitsubishi.com

https://secure.webmakerx.net/Contact-Us.aspx?hostname=dennismitsubishi.com

Perhaps that car-dealer could play some of my songs to push sales:

http://islamcomicbook.com/lyrics2.htm

Nariz,

Your Tourettes is showing.

Infidel Pride:

It's not as bad as all that. However do I see it as a bit of a double-edged sword;the good news and the bad news.
Yes, it sorta promotes/mentions islam,
but used in advertising most people will laugh about it,except guess who?

I guess the whole thing was inevitable really.
Ad agencies like to be a cut above everything.

It seems to me people in the past few days are pushing an envelope that really needed pushing.

The whole "culture clash" is moving at an accelerated pace.
It will be interesting to see where it leads.

Let's hope the car dealers don't apologise!

Nariz,
If you want to use profanity learn to spell!

If you read the whole story........ they're having Fatwa Fridays by "handing out rubber swords to all the kiddies"
I wish I lived in Ohio so I could buy a car from these guys!
Well done!

The dealership has every right to advertise by poking fun at elements of Islam, though they could probably sell more vehicles by having voluptuous blondes in red, white and blue bikinis do the selling.

"...the only chance to get the hostages out alive was via a rescue op." - Nariz

No, it just took the election of President Reagan and his courage to stand up to Khomeini to get the hostages released. This defense of Dhimmi Carter is troublesome.

I wonder if I could get a Somali jihadist-style "battlewagon" there.

On the other hand, I suppose with the proper tools and wanton disregard for aesthetic principles, any vehicle can be retrofitted.

Ah, decisions...

>>>On the other hand, I suppose with the proper tools and wanton disregard for aesthetic principles, any vehicle can be retrofitted.

Ah, decisions...

Posted by: MarisolJW

I am just dying here! That's one of the funniest things I've heard in ages - hats off to that dealership. And btw, bohemond, in fact I would rush right out to buy a jihad special if only I lived in Ohio. Most of my Jewish friends would feel the same way, I'm sure.

LOL! I think it's great! Turning jihadi's into laughingstocks is just what they need. I applaud Dennis Mitsubishi for his creativity. We should all be laughing at them and making fun of their bizarre customs and ideaology.

I'm still trying to figure out CAIR's objection/position on this. Either we take the jhiddists seriously and therefore CAIR being part of their group should be feared. Or we take the Jhiddists not seriously therefore we do not pay any attention to CAIR.

I'm just so confused!!!!!!!!!

I just sent him an email. I wonder if the poor guy is going to wonder why he's suddenly getting a flood of emails about that ad. I gave him the link to JQ- wouldn't it be great if he showed up here? Thanks, DC, for posting that link.

So, let me get this straight: CAIR is accusing him of making fun of the victims of suicide bombers? I mean, I do agree with them that suicide bombers cause real pain. So, the real question is - if they are against shahid, why don't they do something about it besides harrassing a car salesman?

In case anyone is looking to buy a Mitsubishi in the Columbus area here's their website:

http://www.dennismitsubishi.com/

I drive a Toyota but Mitsubishi's are great cars alright, especially the 3000 GT!

Very welcome......This is quite a large dealership Dennis has. he has several stores in Columbus......Pontiac, Hyundai, Izuzu, and the Autopoint....Dennis is one of the major players in Central Ohio Automotive, and he's aware of the whining that's going on by the CAIR pansies.

P.S.: I'm not in the States. Otherwise I'd probably be looking to drive an American car.

I bet you're driving a mean V8 SUV or truck, DC Watson! ;-)

One does not see them very often, but the WW2 era Warner Bros. cartoons lampooned the Japanese and Germans severely. In the 50s they were shown on TV regularly. The Japanese especially were made fun of. They were shown as wearing thick glasses, having buck teeth, and were shorter than Elmer Fudd. Of course Bugs Bunny was always outsmarting Germans and Japanese. How I long for those days when we weren't afraid of insulting those people who were trying to kill us.

I can't seem to fit very well into those compact cars.....

I know, my friend... You're the archetypal all-American guy I'd always imagine in a 5.8 Litre V8 whatever make.

I've got problems getting out of my MR2 these days and I'm only 5'8" - dodgy knees, you know.

Islam: The World's Fastest-Growing Joke.

What's the camelpower rating on your average V8?

I work for one of the radio stations that isn't carrying the spot. The first I heard of this was on Saturday while reading the Columbus Dispatch. I have not had time to read the Sunday paper, so I don't know if there was any feedback. I'll be checking on this tomorrow at work.

Amen about the dodgy knees, disillusioned one. I can tell when rain is on the way without looking out the window.

About this commercial. I think that I've been hearing a different commercial from the Dennis Auto Group, but with a similar tone.

I know that I hear him say 'Jihad on the automotive industry' in the commercials they air on ESPN Radio every morning.

The one that CAIR's creeping around about now must be a new and improved version of the one that's presently airing, and I very much look forward to hearing it.

that is one of the most hilarious commercials! of course muslims cant laugh at themselves.. l remember a few years ago, there were to Black muslims from Mich who were doing a comedy act about Islam.. well you dont hear from them anymore.. seems muslims cant enjoy any commedy, no sense of comdedy, its killing all the time..at least the Vikings new how to have a good time.

Archimedes,

Islam: The World's Fastest-Growing Joke.

What a great bumper-sticker!!!

>>>Islam: The World's Fastest-Growing Joke.

Posted by: Archimedes

A car dealership's planned radio advertisement that declared "a jihad on the automotive market"has drawn sharp criticism for its content but will not be changed, the business said Saturday.
Several stations rejected the Dennis Mitsubishi spot, which says sales representatives wearing"burqas"_ head-to-toe traditional dress for Islamic women _ will sell vehicles that can"comfortably seat 12 jihadists in the back."

"Our prices are lower than the evildoers'every day. Just ask the pope!"the ad says."Friday is fatwa Friday, with free rubber swords for the kiddies."

WAY TO GO, DENNIS MITSUBISHI!!! LUV YA!!!

Who said that Patriotism can't be beneficial for business? I guarantee your sales will go thru the roof!!!

Geez, what's the big deal here? The cukoos must be upset(again) because these cars aren't equipped with special suicide bomber conversion kits.

Personally, I think the idiots are just jealous (again)that the dealership doesn't sell any cars manufactured in a Muslim country.

DCWatson, the Carlo Mencia clip is hilarious! That's a keeper, and thanks for sharing.....

Would you trust a car manufactured in Iran? I know that I would not trust such a vehicle. The Russians have not been able to produce a good car, and the Koreans are struggling to manufacture a good car.

The Mitsubishis are great cars, but for some reason their resale value is really bad. I drove a Mitsubishi for the past 14 years, and changed to a Ford earlier this year. (My knees and back are a bit of a mess). The Ford Territory is a really great car, and with our Phil Kearns camera, we are less likely to bump into things from behind. Alas, after having the car blessed I was banned from driving after giving it a little scrape on the side.

The commercials sound like they are very funny, Yes we do need to poke fun about these jerks who fanatically believe that they will get into heaven through the means of murder-suicide. NOT!!!!

Won-der-ful. Let the capitalism keep on rollin'. Thank you Pope.

Actually, Iran has produced its own car-sort of. It consists of a horse pulling a wagon. The real cars used there are obviously from elsewhere (funny that they're not Muslim made, given how fanatical that nation's leaders are) since they're more interested in the peaceful use of nuclear power. Muslims don't produce cars because they'd rather produce trouble instead and that is easily exportable.

Maybe they should have salesmen, dressed up like Adam Gadahn, invite their customers to convert to a Mitsubishi.

Or else.

Who cares what cair says anyway? We know they are a practitioner of taquiya.

This was funny until alarmed pig farmer chimed in. Listen you phuckwad, stop yakking about things of which you know nothing.

Nariz, it's not about me. It's about you, or at least people like you, of which there are so terribly many.

I've read over 80% of the Islamic scriptures (the hadiths are so long, as is al-Tabari), and all of Marx, from which the likes of you spawn.

Admit that Marxism aligns exactly with Islam. Admit that at least. It is apparent in Europe, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, if one cares to acknowledge reality.

Both Marx and Mohammed are ugly, demeaning, negative, devolutionary forces that rely on fictive renderings in order to grow. And, in the presence of so much intellectual fraud, such as your postings (which constitute unimportant but illustrative examples) both Karl and Mohammed are flourishing.

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But I'll give you a choice: If you don't like it; lump it. It'll be people like me that bring loaded barrels to the faces of deeply offended Moslems when the street fighting starts. Which it will. Heck, I'm thinking about renting an apartment in Dearborn just for the occasion. Rents have plummeted there. That city has gone downhill big-time, what with all the social workers running around in Tauruses delivering checks to miffed Moslems.

Punk.

As our friends from Mecca unterstand very well, since their sharia calls for the humiliation of the infidel by means such as the wearing of different color shoes etc..., ridicule is the best way to strip someone or some idea of power.

Alas, if the West truly demands a two-way-street, it will not bode well for special protections where none are offered.

CAIR needs to open a Saudi chapter promoting the right of freedom of religious expression and quick, lets they look like they are trying to build a one-way street to the 7th century.

Remember when you were a youngster and it was so much fun to tease your kid brother or sister to the point of tears? Why? It brought great glee and satisfaction to have that power and control over your little sis or bro. It would take many years until the target of your fun matured, got smart and just ignored you. You tried and tried and tried to get their hackles up but to no avail. there was no point in teasing anymore, the main objective,(giggles and fun) was now over. We can all have a little piece of our childhood back thanks to the very serious muslims. just spell mehimud wrong, just draw a picture of mo, any imaginary slight will do and feet will start stomping, sticks and stones will come flyin, temper tantrums full tilt. Seriously, I feel horrid, discusting people deserve no respect. Sidenote: I'm sure c.a.i.r. is ok with the adds because muslim and islam were not specified.

Well I wonder now, just how many people will die over this one? Want to bet some Middle-East knucklehead finds this a a piss-poor reason to retaliate. Us Dhimmi can be such dummies. If your going to piss them off, say somethng like the DNR results are in, 4 out of 5 terrorists have a sheep/goat in their family tree! And I don't mean it climbed up there!!!

Maybe they should have salesmen, dressed up like Adam Gadahn, invite their customers to convert to a Mitsubishi.

Or else.
Posted by: PRCS

That would be brilliant. Maybe they should broadcast that into the showrooms of Toyota, Honda, Subaru, Ford, GM, Daimler-Chrysler, BMW, et al

I love it! I hope it twists CAIR's panties into a tight wad!

Mocking the enemy with humor and sarcasm is classical!

And it's true; Muslims have no sense of humor.

Well, unwittingly humourous as their founder while laying down rules about fasting says :

"If you are not certain about dawn(fajr)continue to eat...and one may eat if not sure whether dawn has come or not..." and "always hasten in breaking the fast.."

I think that this is crass and vulgar. It's ok for an episode of South Park, but I would never take a business who would pull such a stunt seriously.

Not sure about the propriety of such an add, but it sure cracked me up.

americaningermany

Sorry to hear about your situation.

I know this is OT, but how exactly does it make business sense any more for companies to overload India with their work requirements, when India already is suffering from an acute labor shortage? And as more and more people gravitate towards Hi-Tech, this shortage has spilt into other areas, such as textiles, financial services and airlines. From a cost standpoint, it no longer seems to make sense - the annual salary increase in India is ~15%, since it's more and more difficult to retain workers there.

But I doubt anyone except Robert et al would have access to your e-mail - I think it's more likely that it was mined from the Internet. Just use your e-mail provider's spam report. I got a similar mail, and tried responding to the sender with some choice words about how Allah doesn't want his cash to be withdrawn from the African Development Bank, but the mail bounced. Just mark them as spam, and continue. Better still, create a new e-mail on gmail, and direct all your contacts there, and leave the old one on for a while for just your JW login. Hopefully that works.

Airing soon on IRIB: "Craaazy Ahmad's Hillman Hnter Holocaust!!!"

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD...Love the idea-hilarious in every way-why the Hell should any of us respect Mohammed or his ridiculous Death Cult? Lampoon the Goon and sing along to a Loony Tune...

Mabe folks at the car dealership should dress as Apes and Pigs for CAIR.

PU do I smell the ACLU?

CNN reports that the dealership has caved in and will not run the ad.

Will no one stand up to the muslims. I guess if the Pope won't, you can't expect more of a car dealer.