Jihad registration. If this catches on worldwide, it will give Western officials something new to do: just as now they assure us that this or that incident had nothing to do with terrorism on the basis of the perpetrator not being a known member of Al-Qaeda or some other terrorist group, so then they will assure the public that the latest incident of violence and terror wasn't really jihad, since the perpetrator was unregistered.
From Garowe Online News, with thanks to the Constantinopolitan Irredentist:
Islamic Courts officials told hundreds of supporters at a rally in Mogadishu that an office would be opened for would-be fighters to register.The Islamist officials, who were speaking to supporters at Friday's anti-foreign peacekeepers rally in Mogadishu, said the office would be used to register fighters for a jihad against foreign troops.
The Islamists have repeatedly threatened to wage jihad against a proposed plan to deploy African Union peacekeepers to reinforce the Baidoa-based interim Somali government.
We should set up bogus offices around the world. Then, when they register, we can send them to Club Gitmo.
On another note...
Farrakhan tells followers he’s seriously ill
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14959841/
"Farrakhan tells followers he’s seriously ill"
My sympathies, I hope it's nothing quick and painless.
Redundent, Dont they have a mosque membership list ?
Jihad is made Obligatory
In this Ayah, Allah made it obligatory for the Muslims to fight in Jihad against the evil of the enemy who transgress against Islam. Az-Zuhri said, "Jihad is required from every person, whether he actually joins the fighting or remains behind. Whoever remains behind is required to give support, if support is warranted; to provide aid, if aid is needed; and to march forth, if he is commanded to do so. If he is not needed, then he remains behind.'' It is reported in the Sahih:
«مَنْ مَاتَ وَلَمْ يَغْزُ وَلَمْ يُحَدِّثْ نَفْسَهُ بِالْغَزْوِ، مَاتَ مِيتَةً جَاهِلِيَّــة»
(Whoever dies but neither fought (i.e., in Allah's cause), nor sincerely considered fighting, will die a death of Jahiliyyah (pre-Islamic era of ignorance).)
On the day of Al-Fath (when he conquered Makkah), the Prophet said:
«لَا هِجْرَةَ بَعْدَ الْفَتْحِ وَلكِنْ جِهَادٌ وَنِيَّةٌ، وَإِذَا اسْتُنْفِرْتُمْ فَانْفِرُوا»
(There is no Hijrah (migration from Makkah to Al-Madinah) after the victory, but only Jihad and good intention. If you were required to march forth, then march forth.)
Allah's statement:
﴿وَهُوَ كُرْهٌ لَّكُمْ﴾
(...though you dislike it) means, `Fighting is difficult and heavy on your hearts.' Indeed, fighting is as the Ayah describes it, as it includes being killed, wounded, striving against the enemies and enduring the hardship of travel. Allah then said:
﴿وَعَسَى أَن تَكْرَهُواْ شَيْئًا وَهُوَ خَيْرٌ لَّكُمْ﴾
(. ..and it may be that you dislike a thing which is good for you) meaning, fighting is followed by victory, dominance over the enemy, taking over their lands, money and offspring. Allah continues:
﴿وَعَسَى أَن تُحِبُّواْ شَيْئًا وَهُوَ شَرٌّ لَّكُمْ﴾
(...and that you like a thing which is bad for you.)
This Ayah is general in meaning. Hence, one might covet something, yet in reality it is not good or beneficial for him, such as refraining from joining the Jihad, for it might lead to the enemy taking over the land and the government. Then, Allah said:
﴿وَاللَّهُ يَعْلَمُ وَأَنتُمْ لاَ تَعْلَمُونَ﴾
(Allah knows, but you do not know.) meaning, He has better knowledge than you of how things will turn out to be in the end, and of what benefits you in this earthly life and the Hereafter. Hence, obey Him and adhere to His commands, so that you may acquire the true guidance.
﴿يَسْـَلُونَكَ عَنِ الشَّهْرِ الْحَرَامِ قِتَالٍ فِيهِ قُلْ قِتَالٌ فِيهِ كَبِيرٌ وَصَدٌّ عَن سَبِيلِ اللَّهِ وَكُفْرٌ بِهِ وَالْمَسْجِدِ الْحَرَامِ وَإِخْرَاجُ أَهْلِهِ مِنْهُ أَكْبَرُ عِندَ اللَّهِ وَالْفِتْنَةُ أَكْبَرُ مِنَ الْقَتْلِ وَلاَ يَزَالُونَ يُقَـتِلُونَكُمْ حَتَّى يَرُدُّوكُمْ عَن دِينِكُمْ إِنِ اسْتَطَاعُواْ وَمَن يَرْتَدِدْ مِنكُمْ عَن دِينِهِ فَيَمُتْ وَهُوَ كَافِرٌ فَأُوْلـئِكَ حَبِطَتْ أَعْمَـلُهُمْ فِي الدُّنْيَا وَالاٌّخِرَةِ وَأُوْلـئِكَ أَصْحَـبُ النَّارِ هُمْ فِيهَا خَـلِدُونَ - إِنَّ الَّذِينَ ءَامَنُواْ وَالَّذِينَ هَاجَرُواْ وَجَـهَدُواْ فِي سَبِيلِ اللَّهِ أُوْلـئِكَ يَرْجُونَ رَحْمَةَ اللَّهِ وَاللَّهُ غَفُورٌ رَّحِيمٌ ﴾
(217. They ask you concerning fighting in the Sacred Months. Say, "Fighting therein is a great (transgression) but a greater (transgression) with Allah is to prevent mankind from following the way of Allah, to disbelieve in Him, to prevent access to Al-Masjid Al-Haram (at Makkah), and to drive out its inhabitants, and Al-Fitnah is worse than killing.
'' And they will never cease fighting you until they turn you back from your religion (Islamic Monotheism) if they can. And whosoever of you turns back from his religion and dies as a disbeliever, then his deeds will be lost in this life and in the Hereafter, and they will be the dwellers of the Fire. They will abide therein forever.)
(218. Verily, those who have believed, and those who have emigrated (for Allah's religion) and have striven hard in the way of Allah, all these hope for Allah's mercy. And Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most-Merciful.)
Yes, Farrakhan's sickness has manifested in his "anal area".
Isn't that rich?
The cancer of terrorism is spreading everywhere in the world.
Moderate muslims such as balochis, sindhis and kashmiris and azeris do not want to resort to some of the deadly teaching in Koran but
Punjabi-Arab axis of hardline islamists are resorting to global terrorism almost DAILY.
You may notice that in pakistan except karachi and quetta, almost every city under the grip of terror is controlled by ISI in Punjab.
President Bush must take note of this and wage a war against punjab and arabian peninsula.
Perhaps this will lead to licensing of jihadis.
One would hate to be killed by an unregistered unlicensed terrorist after all. How terribly embarrassing that would be.
The first 50 through the door get a complimentary toaster oven in addition to the usual pledge of 72 virgins.
Calypso Louie says he's seriously ill. I'd say it's about time he admitted as much since Islam is the worst of all diseases.
Hopefully that recruiting office's exact address is found so one of those wonderful laser guided bombs can target it.
Suicide bombings by unregistered jihadists will be subject to a $25 fine and forfeiture of 3 dark-eyed virgins.
Relax. Plenty of countries have offices where folks officially register for the "peaceful inner struggle."
Lets see: after fifteen years of being ruled by rival warlords, Somalia has almost no infrastructure--no state-run schools, very little international or even regional commerce (for one thing, it is one of the few places in the world with active piracy off its coasts), very few and poor roads, very little law enforcement, rampant crime, no medical establishment of its own (and even most international aid has been suspended because of ithe country's intense violence--after the vicious murder of the Italian nun at a hospital there, probably even more will leave).
So--what does this country need most in terms of setting up a functioning state? Of course--a Jihad registration office!
Yes, Farrakhan's sickness has manifested in his "anal area".
Isn't that rich?
And OBL died or is suffering from a water-borne disease.. Hhmmmmm... Enquiring minds want to know..
Isn't THAT rich!
Too bad these two are too dead/diseased to be fit to jump together on Ophrah's couch!
OK, The Muslims have made it abundantly clear that they we are their enemies and that they want to fight us.
What hinders us to declare them our enemies and begin fighting them in order to defend our civilization?
When and where are our offices open?
Rocky, our 'offices' are at the local gun shop.
Stock up, practice, be ready.
Remember, your home is on American soil. That American soil was defended by all the military men and women who fought and even died for this Republic.
Those who love America won't be handing it over.
Holy Scimitar, Batman: You predict that
" . . . they will assure the public that the latest incident of violence and terror wasn't really jihad, since the perpetrator was unregistered."
Robert, you are thinking like a lawyer. Unfortunately, I can't find any fault with your logic.
(Farrakhan tells followers he’s seriously ill)
Die you American Christian hating bastard, you truely represent the word n***ger.
Bill O'Reilly has been joking on FoxNews that the 'anti-torture' advocates are for a "Name, Rank, and Jihad Number" approach to 'fighting terrorism'...
Maybe it's no joke, at least the "Jihad Number" part:
The Sunday Times April 16, 2006
Iran suicide bombers ‘ready to hit Britain’
Marie Colvin, Michael Smith and Sarah Baxter
IRAN has formed battalions of suicide bombers to strike at British and American targets if the nation’s nuclear sites are attacked. According to Iranian officials, 40,000 trained suicide bombers are ready for action.
The main force, named the Special Unit of Martyr Seekers in the Revolutionary Guards, was first seen last month when members marched in a military parade, dressed in olive-green uniforms with explosive packs around their waists and detonators held high.
Dr Hassan Abbasi, head of the Centre for Doctrinal Strategic Studies in the Revolutionary Guards, said in a speech that 29 western targets had been identified: “We are ready to attack American and British sensitive points if they attack Iran’s nuclear facilities.” He added that some of them were “quite close” to the Iranian border in Iraq.
In a tape recording heard by The Sunday Times, Abbasi warned the would-be martyrs to “pay close attention to wily England” and vowed that “Britain’s demise is on our agenda”.
After you read about the Iranians "registering 40,000 such suicide bombers, or this campaign in Mogadishu, such things look less like jokes and more like nightmarish Islamic reality.
Ooops -- here's the link:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-2136638,00.html