The Courier-Mail's headline for this one is "Terror link probed." Yes, that's right. By Greg Stolz and Paula Doneman in The Courier-Mail, with thanks to Warren:
A SELF-proclaimed British multi-millionaire named Mohammed Islam who was arrested on the Gold Coast with almost $120,000 in cash is under investigation as to whether he has terrorist connections. Queensland police yesterday refused to comment on their investigation into the man, 22, but at this stage there is reportedly no evidence to link him with terrorist activity.Islam allegedly had $118,000 in $50 notes in a suitcase and a mobile phone concealed in his rectum when he was arrested at a Surfers Paradise bus station on Thursday night.
Give the man a break. Maybe he lost the belt clip for his phone.
Where does he keep the battery charger ?
Be more careful where you sit.
Awkward while riding the metro. "Excuse me, my phone is ringing and I must remove my underwear and take this call."
I don't believe rectums are for storage.
Maybe he made the phone retailer mad and instead of telling him to shove it....they did it for him.
Wouldn't that invalidate the warranty?
No doubt the phone was set on vibrate. He wanted to get that warm and fuzzy feeling the next time his boyfriend called.
Lawyer: "Your Honour, my client is not a terrorist, he is a pervert."
aww, c'mon - the guy's British. Aussies need to respect other cultures. I carry two phones, a 24" plasma TV and a complete Bang & Olufsen hifi with me at all times.
Also, he could be a Tory MP. Much ado about nothing...
Hey, let's be fair. Who hasn't had this problem?
I love this guy's name-so true to his cult.
Someone should inform him that pork causes less digestive trouble than cellphones. A change in diet would help him all around.
Why would someone hide a cell phone in their rectum? This is the one of the heights of stupidity! How was he going to set off the bomb? By having another fudgepacker trip the sensor?
G-d forgive me for saying that. I have never used that word "fudgepacker" in my vocabulary before, but my husband has who worked with MACV in Vietnam. I suppose he thought he would take the $150,000 with him, and his lover, to "paradise" so Allah would forgive him of being a pervert.
Imagine the practice sessions. How many times would he have to walk around with a phone up his butt before he could walk and sit normally? Now that takes dedication.
But why? Could it have been a bomb? Why not just build a bomb when he got where he was going? If he was going to blow himself up ("one ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingies"), would he blow up all his cash, too?
It boggles the mind.
That has to be the funniest would-be terrorist story of the year. "Maybe he lost the belt clip", indeed.
Will beat me to the vibration comment, however.
Prophet Geoff
"Hello, ringing Mr. A$$hole!"
How could a commenter not have a comment for this? Obviously this is Richard Reed's brother.
Islam thinking here:
"I've got $150K but want to hide a $40 cell phone. I know, I'll stick it up my ass were no infedel will find it."
He would have to put it in with his left hand. It's the muslim way.
Over a 100 thou in 50$ bills ! Where did he get that ?
That is the out door.
"That is the out door."
Carolyn2 - I guess he missed that episode of Barney.
From the article:
Islam faced Southport Magistrate's Court yesterday charged with possessing tainted property but police prosecutor Sarah Fox said more serious charges could be laid.
Heh Heh
TAINTED!!! Try downright NASTY!!!!
You couldn’t do that in the 80's.
In his defense, he did place his phone in the same location his head was at.
I wonder though, did it still work, "hands free"?
I have threatened many drivers with the same thing, maybe he is just one of the unlucky ones?
Geoff:
Dang - William beat everyone with the vibrator quip.
"Islam allegedly had $118,000 in $50 notes in a suitcase and a mobile phone concealed in his rectum when he was arrested at a Surfers Paradise bus station on Thursday night."
Did I read that right? He had the mobile phone AND the suitcase concealed in his rectum?!!
Crikey sounds uncomfortable.
To quote Dom DeLuise as Caesar in Mel Brooks' History of the World, Part I:
"Wash this!"
Muslims won't put pork in their mouths but will put cellphones in their butts. Let me guess, it's all in the Koran.
A splendid example of Islamic logic at its finest.
I know with his name and all how it appears. But are we sure this guy is a Muslim? The article doesnt' say... We shouldn't rush to any conclusions...
"I know with his name and all how it appears. But are we sure this guy is a Muslim? The article doesnt' say... We shouldn't rush to any conclusions..."
Quite right. Should give him the benefit of the doubt...he probably slipped in the bathroom and fell on it and just forgot to remove it. I know, it happens to me all the time!
This belongs in a new website called Jihad Idiot Watch. Or how about a movie called "Something Funy Happened on the Way to the Mosque"
I'm sorry, but this is just too funny for any serious comment. I have to laugh to keep from crying.
I can imagine the security people having strokes because of the need to stifle their laughter.
The story says that the police as usual refused to comment. I would hate to stand in front of a group of reporters and keep a straight face.
You know, muslims are so rectum-centric, I guess this would make sense to them.
Hello, hierophant!
"Quite right. Should give him the benefit of the doubt...he probably slipped in the bathroom and fell on it and just forgot to remove it. I know, it happens to me all the time"
I think you need a beer now! lol
I would suppose that the phone was there for safety purposes... It was the hands free model.
But, I think it was an ill conceived notion, as I assume that was how he was caught at the bus station:
He must have taken a call, and his friend wanted to know how to whistle Dixie. So he must have stuck his head between his knees and started to whistle dixie up his rear.
I'm sure he hates to be the BUTT of a joke.
He must have a big butt. Is he gay?
Rectum? It nearly killed him..
thanks to little Johnny
Imagine yourself in the same situation: You get off your bus, and like a bad WWII war film or spy movie, you see the local police/military checking ID's. Your passport says your name is Mohammed Islam, so you know you are screwed. In one hand you have your cell phone and in the other you have a wad of cash. Your mind races...what to do!!! What to do!!!......It is overload and you black out for a second.
Next thing you remember is walking like a duck up to the police...DOH!!!....You made a mistake,, you were so nervous you hid the phone and not the money..DOH!!!
On the plus side, your new friends in jail will be impressed by you abilities and will all want to help you to re-enact the crime
Does I.Q. come to mind?? How does this guy's I.Q. compare to other muslim terrorists? And I wonder if it's normal for muslims to walk around with a cell phone up their butt? Maybe because they talk through their butt a lot, they think it belongs there.
Late night talk show hosts should get a hold of this one.
I'm shocked by this. I can't imagine the diameter of a cell phone fitting comfortably in anybody's ass. In order to achieve this, he would have had to have had a very loose sphincter from years of practice with other objects. I once had a rectal exam with no more than the doctor's finger, and my ass was hurting afterward. Now, if you juxtapose the diameter of an adult finger against the diameter of the average cellphone, you will see that it is at least twice. Proving that this muslim was adept, perhaps even keen, at accomdating hard, rigid objects in his rectum, most likely an erect penis of another muslim.
Upon some preliminary research, I discovered a strange dichotomy within islam where homosexuality is punishable by death, officially, yet it is, at the same time, a fundamental, albeit unofficial, part of islamic male culture where it begins with officially sanctioned pedophilia, especially with boys. A good example, would be the 9/11 dance troupe. Most of them were never seen in the company of any women, only with other men - 24/7.
There is a fascinating article about the nexus between homosexuality and the rise of the Nazi party, entitled the Pink Swastika.
http://www.leaderu.com/jhs/lively.html
Now, of course, we do not know that what was in his rectum was indeed, a cell phone. I know that Samsung and Ericsson phones are essentially shit, so a lump of fecal matter could have been mistaken for one of their products.
"I once had a rectal exam with no more than the doctor's finger, and my ass was hurting afterward." by August22
Thanks for the intro.
Let's see, the doctor had his left hand on my shoulder, and his right hand . . . No, he had his right hand on my shoulder and his left hand . . . Wait, that dirty old man had both hands on my shoulders!
Pelayo has no self control today.
What I cannot understand is why conceal a cell phone at all. Unless there is some veeeery important phone numbers that Mr Islam did not want the cops to discover. Hummmm.
I wonder if he mistook it for a gerbil.
Let this be a lesson. Never borrow anyone's cell phone; you never know where it's been.
I know modern phones are a lot smaller these days but aparently it was a Phillips DX7 which looks like this
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38638000/jpg/_38638535_bigphone150.jpg
could have been worse it could have been one of these
http://www.cmrecycling.co.uk/gfx/domjolly.gif
Call Nancy Pelosi immediately! This is a clear-cut case of profiling (targeting a guy named "Mohammad Islam" for crying out loud!) if I ever saw one! Call the ACLU! Call CAIR! Call Hezbollah! Call Monk!
my first thought was 'that had to hurt !', my second was 'why ?', and i can only guess that as Pelayo says he had some very important numbers on it. probably have to disinfect the phone before we find out...
Ah , they`ve been rumbled again.....
http://www.google.com/trends
Type in man boy sex or animal sex then hit the
region tab.....bloody hypocrites !
I wonder if he mistook it for a gerbil.
I've heard hamsters are more like the "real thing".
COME ON..give the guys a break ! !
maybe he just wanted to know how it felt to swim in $50 bills while you had a phone up your ass.
I mean why else? I couldn't think of any other reason. a phone up your ass is NEVER convenient! even if your a terrorist lol
So Mr. Islam is standing there, his azz starts ringing, 'ring' 'ring' ring' and a group of elderly ladies look down toward behind. Mr Islam says, excuse me I have to use the rest room and walks away.
One of the ladies replies, boy! that technology what'll they think of next.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "muslims talking out of their arses!"
"This belongs in a new website called Jihad Idiot Watch"
Robert are you watching? How about a section on this website?
It's got a nice ring to it! (no pun intended)
"Mohammed Islam"?
Such an unusual name! ...I wonder what it means???
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "phone ringing".
Good vibrations!!
Keep them coming. This story is hilarious and the responses to it are priceless. I haven't laughed this much in a while.
his ass for the glory Allah!
Here we are in the digital age and these primitives are stuck on analog!
Aha! I think I've got it figured out!
He was a new type of Suicide Bomb!
You see, methane is highly combustible, and the phone, of course was being used as a trigger mechanism.
If you put the phone on vibrate, that will produce sparks around the tiny brushes of the motor, which in turn, ignite the methane.
Oh, yeah, I guess you need to eat a couple of cans of beans (not Pork and Beans, of course...) about two hours before the suicide attack.
Yup, that's my analysis of what was going on...
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thanks american!
I can't believe it, "Queensland police yesterday refused.....blah, blah blah"
This just keeps getting better and better.....Queensland? As if finding a cell phone in some guys butt wasn't funny enough, now we have Queensland Police in charge of the case. Mercy!!!
Doctor Bulldog -- OUCH!!!!
Maybe he was praying and the guy behind him supposited it up his ass.
He said "When you get to (surfers) paradise , I will
give you a buzz to find out about the virgins and even if there none left you'll still have a good time!!!"
maybe their new battle cry should be ASS ACKBAR !!!
ASS ACBAR!!!
Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy, called the muslim fanatic rioters in Paris scum. He is right.
people we are truly dealing here with the scum of the earth. I am not surprised they will even shove things up their asses to acheive their ends.
He needs an extra dose of laxative, there may be more stuck in there.
"He needs an extra dose of laxative, there may be more stuck in there." Posted by: Battle_of_Tours
"Has anyone seen my keys?"
Portable storage unit. Goes where ever you go.
aladdinsane57 said:
Type in man boy sex or animal sex then hit the?region tab.....bloody hypocrites !
Salman Rushdie:
I have a little suspicion that these are not people who have really happy and active sex lives.
There was a wonderful, wonderful story, which I have written about before which I stumbled over of a guy in Peshawar in Pakistan…Peshawar is the northwest frontier area of Pakistan, which is very heavily sort of Talibanized. It’s probably the most Islamic radical bit of Pakistan.
Anyway, this poor old fellow had a movie theatre, which wasn’t doing very well. So he started showing quite hardcore pornography surreptitiously on weekend mornings. Suddenly the cinemas were full. But this was after all Peshawar so they came after him soon enough. And in court he made this impassioned speech demanding that it was socially necessary that he be allowed to do what he was doing because he said, “These boys have got nothing to do. There’s no work, there’s no girls. There’s not even goats. And if you don’t let them come to my movie theatre, they will all join Al Qaeda.” I thought there was a deep truth in what he said.
The Allies Shall Win,
"maybe their new battle cry should be ASS ACKBAR !!!
ASS ACBAR!!!"
How about, "Ouch, My Ass Hurts!"
*grin*
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He probably LOVES his proctologist.
Are the trolls hiding? Guess it's hard to defend assanine stunts like this.
"Geoff: Dang - William beat everyone with the vibrator quip."
Posted by: johnb
Yeah. What a bugger.
Geoff
Wholly Profit
the title for this story should be "stupid while being islamic", or one dial touch phone away,
"up yours", muslims are the biggest assholes, and this proves it! hey see if a bundle of dynamite fits up there!
There are some strange additions to the entries: links labeled digg and del.icio.us What is happening?
what do you call a Muslim with a pig on his head? - Hamid ...
what do you call him with two pigs on hid head?-- Mohammed..
What do you call him with two pigs on his head and a sheep under his arm? .. .. Mohammed Islam
---- You got to say all these quickly ---
What do you call him with two pigs on his head; a sheep under his arm; a cell phone ringing in his rectum ?
Sheik Mohamed Islam
And to think when I was younger I wanted to be a policemen...
I'm glad I came in late and got to read all these funny remarks...this is hair-lair-e-us.
I think this calls for a new product, 'Rectalcell' phones. Designed spacifically so that one azzhole can talk to another azzhole. I see a great future in the 'Rectalcell'. Probably sell a million of them on E-Bay.
MustHuntCowboy,
LOL - That was Classic!!!
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duh_swami,
LOL - Yup, I'm sure rectalcell will be a big hit with lawyers and politicians!!
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per info from the police force, straws were being drawn to see who had to dial all of the numbers on the phone..............
the poor guy with the short straw always has to do the dirty work..............
how many rolls of Charmin did it take to make the calls????????????
Next thing you know thats where they'll be hiding their bombs.
I wonder what he did that drew the attention of the police....
hey when l was a kid we use to watch "Get Smart" the spy who had a phone in his shoe, not you have the mohummad isalm with a phone up his ass.. he would have to bend over for his terrorist friends to hear the phone call.. or when they bend over to mecca, you can hear all the phone rings.. too funny!
WTF? AIG you are a lame wad. Just because i think you're a one dimensional reactionary lemon doesn't make me a jihadist. If all you can do is whine and make supercilious remarks on JW then fine. I do what I can to fight Jihad beyond this forum. I commented on another thread that maybe electrocuting a kid for non-violently protesting isn't funny - esp if there's a chance he may be explosive - and I fully appreciate that you disagree. Spillover to other threads is unnecessary. Don't "overstretch" yourself sweatheart...
Well, since he's Muslim, I guess he got that Bible story wrong. You know. The one in Judges Chapter 15, where Samson slays 1,000 Philistines with a jawbone of an ass?
Mohammed was just trying to slay 1,000 infidels with a cellphone up his ass...
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Now I heard everything. Can you imagine that guy in a mosque bending over with his ass up in the air, and the phone goes off.
Here you go,
http://thestudyofrevenge.blogspot.com/2006/09/other-islamic-bomb.html
callmeinfidel,
Riiiiing... Riiiing...
Uhm, it's for you...
*grin*
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Off topic from Addis Ababa:
Ethiopians protest U.S. mutilation case
Ummah News Links
The 'Shoebomber' was easy...
"Cell-phone up the rectum" has me puzzled!
How does one make a song out of that???
Anyway, here he is again, the Shoebomber:
http://islamcomicbook.com/lyrics3.htm
Just heard that Yussef Islam (formerly known as 'Cat Stevens') has been given a visa to visit the US to promote his new record.
Since he has already been implicated in supporting
Mohammedan/terrorist causes I suggest US-immigration should look him up real good, and in all the right places...
So what's Mohammed Islam's middle name? Koran? Allah? Aisha? Might as well go all the way if you're going to name your kid after your cult. Illah might like you better.
Yeah, maybe they should make cell phones in the shape of turds so they're more user friendly.
Abdul? Abdul??...sssst...crackle...
Are you there?...can you hear better now??
...ssst...
"Yes, yes, ok...But the receiving is still not good over there...just one moment...bloody *#@$!* hands-free infidel communica-detonators...ssst...
Are you in some kind of tunnel over there Abdul??
...ssst *@!*&#! no, no,...*@!*&!!...hands-free communica-detonator...ssst...
...There is that better now?
ssst...OK!
Evil Zionist moon base jamming..space...sssignal...device..
YESSS...EVIL ZIONIST space...
signal jamming...ssst...
No, no, not moon jamming, Said, DEMONIC Mars jamming crusader rovers!...ssst...
...ssssssssst...
No, no, not Mars Abdul, Uranus jamming!...EVIL crusader jamming Uranus signal towers...ssst...
Oh shit!!
What?...ssst...
Oh SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!
WHAT Abdul?? WHAT??..ssst...
They're onto us over here...ssst...
WHO'S onto us, Abdul?
Abdul??
...click...
"Muslims won't put pork in their mouths but will put cellphones in their butts. Let me guess, it's all in the Koran."
ISLAMSFORLOSERS, The prohibition against pork goes beyond just eating. I have read more than one Islamic opinion that everything from pigskin shoes to cosmetics that may have pork products ar forbidden. If footballs were still made of pigskin, it would be haram for a Muslim to touch a football.
Just heard that Yussef Islam (formerly known as 'Cat Stevens') has been given a visa to visit the US to promote his new record. - sheik
He was on Jools Holland last night singing to music. Big band number. One hopes Mr Islam (if that is his real name) is aware of the following:
(from a ruling on the perennial dangers of taibo)
I wonder what he does to get his "imaan" back up to par?
It is truly frightening to see that only the United States, Australia, and a few other countries of virtue still have a working spine. Sometimes it seems that the world's moral integrity is hanging on by a mere thread, and even so, there exists an endless procession of evil intentions trying to cut it. Mankind can be better than this sort of behavior. The U.N. is an embarassment to our species, as if we haven't done enough to adversely scar ourselves. May God keep the right strong in their fight.
I've got it! The guy's a freelance journalist doing a story on airport security; so he borrows $120,000, sticks a cell phone up his...
Okay, let' try this: He wakes up with a severe hangover and a colossal pain in his backside, so he grabs all his loose change and goes in search of a proctologist...
Alright, it's pledge week at his fraternity...
"hey see if a bundle of dynamite fits up there!"
posted by: ZenaWarriorPrincess
Is that a cell phone activated dynamite? "Ring ring"... Baa-Booom!!! Or maybe it rings with "Yanky Doodle Dandy"?
WORST CASE OF FLATULENCE EVER. This guy's a real butt of a joke. :)
These posts are just too funny! I guess we're having fun. :)
Never knew Islam can be so funny! God must have a sense of humour after all. :)
Now cell phone manufacturers have to post a warning on their product that states: "Not Responsible for Loss or Injury If Inserted in Rectum".
I haven't laughed this much in months, thank you jihadWatch posters for your hilarious contributions.
Now that the evidence has been removed, I this pretty much an open and shut open and suth case.
Can you hear me now?....
.....Can you hear me now?....
Carolyn2 is the winner.
Talk about harboring a covert terrorist cell.
I know certain terror cells have been reduced to hiding in caves lately, but this is going too far...
here are some more.. you can sell cell phones shaped as supositories, aka "lucky butts". lol
As the super-perceptive of you may surmise, I live in Japan. I am really looking forward to the Iwo Jima movie of Mr. Eastwood and the Japan companion movie; "Letters from Iwo Jima."
Living in a country that forced the world to destroy its death cult and then recuilt into one of the most civilized and livible places in history is encouraging to me.
When thinking about the numbers that it took (realtively small) to get the world pissed off enough to expend all of its civilizational resources and its blood, however, I am less than Optimistic:
Number of UK Muslims under watch for pending catastrophic terror events = 1,600. A "tiny minority of extremests" perhaps. But, that is .001% of Britains Muslims. And that is just the "active duty." Does anyone really know the number of "reservists." How about all the womanfolk who will darn socks and pass info in their knitting circle?
In any case, sticking to just the .001% (in the UK! What of Pakistan proper?!!?). That builds out to 1.2 million worldwide as a low estimate of Jihadists readdy to fight and die for Allah.
The number of the standing Imperial Army of Japan at the time of Pearl Harbor? Anyone?
some 460,000 men.
Cops are still analyzing the evidence.
The poor guy , he forgot to use the
"Rectum-waitng" feature and the ringer gave it away when the Cops asked " Is that someone Colon you ....or did you eat some tainted shellfish?" .
Of course, the cellphone must have been halal. How about Al-Catel?
From Seinfeld episode 107 - The Fusilli Jerry.....
KRAMER: Have you ever *met* a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. *Plant* yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."
tokyobk said:
You are correct: that is a low estimate. Thus Daniel Pipes, in a recent article gathering together the results of a half dozen polls taken of UK Muslims in recent years, says that 5 percent of UK Muslims, which means 80,000 UK Muslims, voiced overt sympathy for the 7/7 bombings in London. In the same article, Pipes says of Muslims in the UK: Those kinds of numbers make Islam an extremely expensive religion for Westerners to accomodate. The cost of the pervasive new security requirements for every nook and cranny of economic life and society, as Muslims enter the West, is huge.Guys, all the snickering aside, the phone was probably being used as a means of locating him should he be kidnapped. He was carrying $120,000 in cash after all. Cell phones are used all the time by people as low cost "Lo-jack" systems in cars. People buy those disposable cell-phones, wire them to the car's electricity and never call them unless the car is stolen. Then they can track the car by the built in GPS or cell-tower triangulation. See: Example
What the hell he was doing with that much $$$ is another question. Paying ransom? For drugs? Or courier transport of terror money to avoid bank records that can be analyzed (thank you NY Times).
Posted by: aladdinsane57:
Ah , they`ve been rumbled again.....
http://www.google.com/trends
Type in man boy sex or animal sex then hit the
region tab.....bloody hypocrites !
___
Wow!!! Now that's funny!!!
Now, for the shocker - type in, "pig sex"
The top three countries are predominately Muslim!!!
That's just nasty! You're right! They are a bunch of bloody hypocrites!
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So many funny posts above, very nicely done.
Sorry if OT, but in contrast, this is how posters to Muslim websites spend their time:
Later in the story, it accidentally lets slip that it was an Islamic website where these "youths" started "chatting". Party on, dudes! Maybe one is a Shi'ite and the other a Sunni. I would love to know what the website was, and what exactly they were chatting about.
Ansar Al-Kuffir said
That was a good link. Not sure why a "multi-millionaire" like Mohammed Islam needs to go the "low cost" route. Do all cellphones have the gps capability, or does the gps increase the size of the cellphone? Looking at the photo of the cellphone in that article may cause involuntary wincing.
Or maybe the cellphone was a plain Knock-ya (Nokia)?
ref Ansar Al-Kuffir's interesting post above, i would be worried about malicious applications. for example, a terrorist taping such a phone to the underside of a target's car to monitor their movements ?
He had to "drop his drawers" before dropping his calls. This gives new meaning to the term, "Phone sex."
Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.
Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad’s misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.
“I don’t know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners.”
http://www.oneborneveryminute.co.uk/2006/06/30/lightbulb-anus-no-accident/
"So what's Mohammed Islam's middle name? Koran? Allah? Aisha? Might as well go all the way if you're going to name your kid after your cult. Illah might like you better.
Posted by: ISLAMSFORLOSERS"
How abou Mohammed F**KING Islam?
As amusing as i have found all the bottom related jokes on this thread...i have a serious question...
So...the phone was either 1) to explode a bomb or 2) to keep numbers hidden from someone or 3) he is a pervert...
Can someone explain why he didnt remove the SIM card and shove that up his ass? if it was the phone he needed he could always have bought another when he got there...?
Just think, we've got plenty of those wackos skulking around on our streets, watching and waiting, with too much time on their hands.
Posted by: americaningerman
yes those muslim wackos do have too much time on their hands! what Europe needs and Canada is "welfare reform". muslim immigrate to Western countries mostly for the paid welfare. if the government demands more from people, and you get less money after your first or 2nd kid, make their women work, and then require no burqa's in public you will make islamamist life hell in the west, its a start. tax payers unite!
Special_guest...The chatroom those two guys were using was Yahoo's Islam chat Room #10. Many infidels who show up there regularly argue with each other and dwellers of room #1. They conduct room wars, and often threaten each other. This has little to do with Islam...one idiot from Australia gave his real name and phone number, and invited muslims to come to his house and fight. The police showed up instead and arrested him for hate crimes over the internet.
Islam 10 can be a wild and wooly place.
This is just the new VOA protocol (Voice Over Asshole). A vast improvement over the muslim B2B (Butt to Butt)communications.
Lets just hope that laptops don't get any smaller.
Posted by: champ
Lets just hope that laptops don't get any smaller.
Quite right
It was bad enough when Aishia was only six years old
After all that, my conclusion is that muslims have finally solved one of the most preplexing questions man has ever asked. 'How do you get a square peg into a round hole??' The second question yet to be answered is, 'how do you get it back out'? I am sure that Islamic scholars are working on that, but meantime, Kudo's to Islam for finally contributing something worth while to the world.
I'd venture to say that he was just having a self prostate exam with the phone's video feature.
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-BOOM
Wow!! I laughed so hard I passed something that im not really sure what it is.
I had a nurse friend tell me about a guy who came to the E.R. where she worked the night shift. He had lost a vibrator waaaay up there and as the E.R. Doc tried to grip it with a long hemostat, he would set it off and the guy would yell and jump about a foot off the table. the whole staff ( or is that the "hole" staff ) would role in the floor with with laughter!!
Wonder if that happened at the Police station?