UPDATE: Welcome, Esmayites! Unlike Mr. Esmay, we believe in free speech here: you are entirely free to express your opinions in the comments field below or in any other comments field here. (However, if you share your hero's taste for brazen misrepresentations and unprovoked, unhinged, slavering personal attacks, complete with spittle, at least wear a bib.) While you're here, [1] I [2] invite [3] you [4] to [5] consider [6] the [7] evidence.

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Vote for the American who behaved in the most pusillanimous, abject, and/or suicidally stupid way in the face of Islamic jihadist bullying and intimidation, peaceful or violent. To avoid confusion, long tedious ballots, and hanging chads, we have placed only the six most-often nominated people on the ballot:


Note: last year many people were angry because I placed George W. Bush on the ballot. Allow me, therefore, to reiterate that I have placed these six names on the ballot because they were most often nominated [8] here. If you don't like a choice, vote for someone else. Likewise, and in a very different way, it is ridiculous to have the yipping chihuahua Dean Esmay on this list, but again, I went with the most often-nominated people.