"Islam is superior, you will draw your punishment"

A note from Fjordman:

Hello from Fjordman. The Norwegian Islam critical bilingual website Honest Thinking, which I have quoted before in my essay about Irshad Manji, was hacked yesterday by someone calling himself Turkish hacker, with the address financeaustralia.com. He left the message "Islam is superior, you will draw your punishment," followed by the announcement of the death of George W. Bush.
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If today they're hacking sites, tomorrow they'll be hacking heads.

The have hacker websites in Turkey where they train others to hack.

Try to do a google search "turkids hacker sites" and you will get nearly 1 million results.

Re: "Islam is superior, you will draw your punishment," followed by the announcement of the death of George W. Bush".

Me thinks he doth protest too much. He must be feeling very vulnerable and inferior. More projection on the part of a person from the superior, moral people. When are folks going to wake-up and realize that such people belong in mental hospitals? If the authorities would start hospitalizing these superior and very moral people, with superior "family values", the rest of us could resume our immorality in peace and happiness and the "moral people" would be just another bad Nazi nightmare.

They're relentless, and they're breeding like flies.

One would envision Norway and Iceland as impenetrable, but there they are. Everywhere. Always offended. Always angry. Always self-righteous. Always threatening the 6th Pillar.

If Tim Russert and Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck would only wake up.

Hmmmm - anyone think of forwarding this to the White House? Perhaps they would be interested in finding out about this. Well, um, I guess after thinking about it a bit, no, they wouldn't believe it.

"Islam is superior?" LOL! Hey, Turkish Muslim, thanks for my morning joke!

I agree with poster Frank - Muslims should be committed to mental hospitals as they are obviously insane.

If Tim Russert and Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck would only wake up

The other day, i heard Glenn Beck on the morning radio show. He was toeing 'Islam is good. But some muslims are bad...blah blah' line. And it got me thinking, the media here is full of these kind of soft/numb brains. They refuse to see the truth in spite of it being evident.

Also saw this article/essay by Colin Maine titled the dead hand of Islam

http://www.investigateislam.com/dead_hand_of_islam.htm

Pretty much covers everything that is discussed on this forum.

A main reason why the North won our Civil War is because they had more soldiers, i.e. demographics.

And as poster alarmed pig farmer said above about the Muslims, "they're breeding like flies."

Demographics matter. The sunnis and shias killing each other in Iraq is a GOOD thing. Good Riddance, and no Muslim children coming from you slaughtered Islamists. Please, keep blowing each other up!

I hate Islam because of all the trouble it causes people. But then I think all religions produce mentally unsound people. That's just my opinion.

Being the son of missionary parents probably affected my thinking on this. I believe man is nothing more than an intelligent animal. A soulless mass of flesh with no obligation to anyone other than himself. Survival of the fittest is what I always say.

I think Islam proves my point. Religion is what creates most of our problems. Get a clue folks, there is no god other than yourself.

Islam is definitely not superior. But neither is any other religion. All you have is your race. That is what matters.

Must be once again the work of a Christian or Jew trying desperately to shed a bad light on the religion of peace. People like Mr Naseem will assure you of that.
By the way - Turkey, that state trying so desperately to become a member of the European Union disposed itself of its Christian minority at a historical record speed.
By 1920 still more than 20% of its population were Christian, now it's together with Saudi-Arabia one of the few Muslim countries with close to a 100% Muslim population.
Consider then that today's Turkey - which considers itself a secular state - was the heartland of Christian Byzantine territory that came under islamic rule only around 1450. Compared to Egypt which came under islamic rule 700 hundred years before, considers itself islamic - and yet still has a Christian minority ( the Copts ) composing 10 - 15 % of its population.

That's your opinion, Jared.

I, like many others, believe that of course man/woman have souls and that of course there is our Christian God and Jesus. So, I and many others would appreciate your not telling us to "get a clue." Indeed, I, and many others, think it's you who are clueless.

You're entitled to your opinion, but please don't tell us to "get a clue." Yes, I think your "being the son of missionary parents" did "affect your thinking on this." That's a good and valuable insight you have concerning your viewpoint on this subject.

I'd appreciate your not responding in any objectionable way or responding at all. Islam is what's being discussed here.

A main reason why the North won our Civil War is because they had more soldiers, i.e. demographics.

And as poster alarmed pig farmer said above about the Muslims, "they're breeding like flies."

Demographics matter. The sunnis and shias killing each other in Iraq is a GOOD thing. Good Riddance, and no Muslim children coming from you slaughtered Islamists. Please, keep blowing each other up!

Posted by: darcy at February 3, 2007 10:07 AM

You know, what our government could do would be to wage a massive bioweapons strike on the Mo's with the aim of making them sterile. This is not science fiction. It is easily done with insects using special insecticides. We have the delivery system (sprayer aircraft), the scientific/technical apparatus, and best of all, we would have plausible deniability. Bioweapons are untraceable. There is no shrapnel left behind in a bioweapons attack and no one to tie it to. Our stealth aircraft equipped with sprayers make excellent invisible, delivery systems. We could blanket every major muslim country in the world and deny everything afterwards. Best of all, we could then seize all their land and assets as payment for the miseries they have inflicted on uss for 1400 years. Without a subsequent (or, at least, greatly decimated) generation to keep waging the Jihad against us, the threat of Islam is over forever. If anybody out there finds this idea horrific, let me ask you this: If they could, wouldn't they do it to us instantly, without batting an eye? Why do we always keep fighting halfway wars where we never win the peace? What's the point? The muslims have chosen their own destiny - to be our enemy - and always will be no matter what we do. Therefore, don't feel any sympathy for them. My idea will bring us not only peace but compensation for our miseries caused by islam and, I must admit, I'd like to be one the proud new owners of thousands of square miles of oil, mineral rich land that are simply being wasted by a worthless muslim people today. Imagine what we could change all that land into were the mo's not around?

Has anyone noticed any pattern to where the muslims are congregating? Is it strategic or just the idea of taking over all countries? One thing I notice is waterways, coastal or inland, seems to be very connected to the concentrations of population. Of course in event of an attack or disaster that destroys other infrastructure, boat traffic survives rather well, and maybe it's the simple fact it makes smuggling so easy? There are private firms building and selling advanced submarines too, and of course if countries liek Norway with advanced sub stealth technology end up taking muslims into their government and military, they will have their hands on the subs too. Much like our sudden realization that through sharing of technology, allowing students and scientists from communist China into a space based weapon superiority was kind of stupid. I doubt they would ever directly attack us, they will use some country like Iran or North Korea. By the way someone talked about bio weapons above, this is probably a greater threat than nuclear in the US just because the only detection is when everyone starts getting sick or dying, by which time it will be too late to contain. And North Korea has a stockpile that is of greater concern than their nukes, and is actively trying to weaponize the bird flu, and using prisoners and people with birth defects as guinea pigs. We are lucky that so far (providing West Nile Virus wasn't Saddam's responsibility as he had claimed) been lucky, that is all, that one hasn't happened here. Because those targets they don't want to destroy the infrastructure of would be cleansed as you describe, and areas they would use regular WMDs against the damage wouldn't matter. If you can think of it, so can they, we really have little advantage over them, and they can access the best tech France, Russia and China have to sell or remotely control the use of.

PS I think "turkish hacker" appeared sometime ago and is the one who shut down command-post.org awhile ago? Cyber terrorism. Nothing like showing off their "tolerance" for infidels, eh?

Steamroller, thanks for quoting my comment. Yes, I think that they "would do it to us instantly without batting an eye." I don't think that what you suggest is going to happen, however, so our best bet is to let them continue offing themselves.

I think in the end it's going to take a nuke dropped on them just as we did Japan.

Bioweapons are untraceable. There is no shrapnel left behind in a bioweapons attack and no one to tie it to.

Read Arabel by Alexandra Paris, a pseudonym I'm sure, what with the 6th Pillar and all. This novel walks right through what you're talking about.

This book is right on your point. And a great weekend read to boot.

And speaking of nukes, if Iran succeeds in its mission, take cover, folks. The megalomaniac sociopath Ahmadinejad would be immediately nuking all "infidels."

Frank asked: "When are folks going to wake-up and realize that such people belong in mental hospitals?"

A more appropriate question would be - when are folks going to wake-up and realize such people need to be returned to the mental hospitals they escaped from?

Such people have cumbered the lands of the sane for too long.

Muslim Mental Hospitals (in alphabetical order)

Afghanistan
Albania
Algeria
Azerbaijan
Bahrain
Bangladesh
Brunei
Bosnia & Herzegovina
Burkina Faso
Chad
Comoros
Cote D'Ivoire
Djibouti
Egypt
Ethiopia
Indonesia
Iran
Iraq
Jordan
Kazakhstan
Kuwait
Lebanon
Libya
Malaysia
Mali
Morocco
Niger
Nigeria
Oman
Pakistan
Qatar
Saudi Arabia
Senegal
Sierra Leone
Somalia
Sudan
Syria
Tajikistan
Tunisia
Turkey
United Arab Emirates
Uzbekistan
Yemen
Zanzibar

source: The Islam Project

I will take Jesus' admonition to "love your fellow man as yourself" as the wisest sentence ever uttered.

Technically speaking, I'm an atheist. But, every time I look at text like the quote above, and other texts from the Bible, I know that I am a JudeoChristian, because there is so much good ideology in those books.

Having read the Koran, it's only 200 pages, so you should too, I know where we stand. We're knee deep in quick-sand.

God Bless America. Britannia too. These are the times to save the times.

Steamroller, thanks for quoting my comment. Yes, I think that they "would do it to us instantly without batting an eye." I don't think that what you suggest is going to happen, however, so our best bet is to let them continue offing themselves.

I think in the end it's going to take a nuke dropped on them just as we did Japan.

Posted by: darcy at February 3, 2007 10:50 AM

Well, knowing what a bunch of walking, empty, emasculated suits run our government, you're right. It probably won't happen. Nevertheless, this is war and it is still a good idea that will not only win us victory and peace but provide handsome compensation for the Mo's crimes against us. In any case, our government and people had better wake up soon becuase the Mo's are not killing each other off fast enough to cease being a threat or decline in population to a level where they are no longer a threat.

Bioweapons are untraceable. There is no shrapnel left behind in a bioweapons attack and no one to tie it to.

Read Arabel by Alexandra Paris, a pseudonym I'm sure, what with the 6th Pillar and all. This novel walks right through what you're talking about.

This book is right on your point. And a great weekend read to boot.

Posted by: Alarmed Pig Farmer at February 3, 2007 10:52 AM

Thanks, Alarmed Pig Farmer, I will check that out in the library when I get some time.

And speaking of nukes, if Iran succeeds in its mission, take cover, folks. The megalomaniac sociopath Ahmadinejad would be immediately nuking all "infidels."

Posted by: darcy


And he'll be nuking all Shia Muslims along with all the "infidels" because Iran will no longer exist. The radiation released from the destruction of Iran will contaminate Iraq and from there it will move on to Saudi Arabia.

A nuke in the hands of a Muslim is the epitome of a suicide bomb.

It's yet another reason why the Iranian people have to get busy. If they really don't support the mullahs, then they're the ones who have to wipe them out. If they don't, they will be the ones wiped out when Iran suffers its ultimate demise. (But is that what Iranians are secretly hoping for?)

Jared -

The problem is not so much religion in general. The problem is in what each religion teaches its followers. And that really is the focus of JW, as what Islam teaches its followers is dangerous and violent, and people actually follow it.

I don't know what sort of missionaries your parents were and I'm sorry that your experience was so bad with it. But even a casual examination of the basic teachings of particular religions shows that they are not all the same.

But then I think all religions produce mentally unsound people.

Jared’s religion

Commandment No. 1
“no obligation to anyone other than himself.”

Commandment No. 2
“all organized religions are bad, mine is unorganized and thus far superior to any other, see commandment No. 1.”

“Get a clue”, indeed.

Isn't it great to live in countries where we are allowed to disparage any religion and practice no religion as we wish?

Thank you Founding Fathers and Western European societies of the past! Thank you for using your Judeo-Christian and Greek philosophicals underpinnings to free us all.

Guess organized religion isn't all bad.

There was a heck of a lot more to the Civil war than just the number of people each side had.
The Union possessed the preponderance of resources. It had a population of twenty-two million, well educated and with a sound work ethic. Ninety percent of U.S. manufacturing was produced in the loyal states and virtually all arms manufacturing took place there. One half of its adult males listed farming as their occupation, and the region's output of food crops was staggering. Almost three times as many draft animals, an extremely valuable wartime asset, were in Northern hands. The Union had a vast financial network, with four of every five bank accounts, huge gold reserves, and ready access to commercial credit, all of which were essential to finance a massive war. It had a sophisticated and modern railroad network, with two and one-half times as many miles as the South, and a large commercial fleet to carry trade and, in wartime, to haul supplies. Finally, the Union inherited a small U.S. Army, numbering around sixteen thousand, with experienced officers, and a U.S. Navy with only twenty-three active ships, but an industrial base that could transform it into the largest and probably the best in the world.
http://www.answers.com/topic/american-civil-war
Now compare the above with the islamist countries, Well educated, not the majority of them. Sound work ethic, No. Arms manufacturing, No again. Farming/food output, No. Lots of animals, not hardly. Ok, just keep going down the list answering NO.

Oh by the way we are both, North and South on the same side this century.

Islam is superior(?) -- let's see, beheadings, slavery, global jihad, total submission to a madman prophet -- I think not.

Try the US Democratic Nation Committee meeting. The dhimmis there will listen to you.

I know, tgusa. I said "A main reason" not "the only reason" (demographics).

In addition, I'm not taking sides! I was just stating a fact! Of course North and South are "on the same side this century!" And in the previous century as well!

Again: Just stating a fact! (demographics).

And many more reasons besides those, LoneRanger.

Shocking about the Dems inviting an Imam. I still can't "wrap my head around it" as they say. It's incredible. It's unbelievable.

Well, islam is on it's way....to HELL!
Islam is superior....in Satanism

"Islam is superior"

How true! They rank superior in murder, cruelty, terrorism, hatred, mayhem and insanity. There isn't a single 'false religion' known to man that can top Islam when it comes to the aforementioned.

Yeah, allat, brilliant former Indian Muslim writer Salman Rushdie didn't title his book "The Satanic Verses" for nothing. And nearly lost his head for it from Khomeni's "fatwa" in the late '80's.

Seriously, Fjordman should forward the e-mail from financeaustralia to the FBI. They may be able to do something about it.

I know you aren’t taking sides darcy.
I just happen to disagree, rolling stock, shipping, rail networks and ports allowed the Union to move troops/food/ammo from one location to another quickly, and when they got there they were rested/fed/equipped, having ridden instead of walked to the battlefield. Many of the same principles hold true today, that is why the enemy wants to destroy 10 or more of our major cities spread across the country. In addition, ports will be huge in the future war, that is why we saw the attempted takeover recently. Take a look at a world map. China? They can build the biggest navy they want but they are locked in to coming out of the east as far as ports go. Russia? Do they even have any ports that don’t freeze over every year? The ME, what is the port situation there? The USA? Pacific and Atlantic, North to South on both coasts, and a little East to West down below. We also have an ally in Australia, so more access to the oceans from there. That is also why I think it is imperative that Britain stays in our camp unislamisized. I suspect the enemy knows this and that is why we are seeing what we are seeing in GB right now. The combo of the USA, AUS and GB, It is true what they say, location, location, location.

jared
Perhaps in your case, organized religion did produce a mentally unstable person but I am hoping for your complete recovery.

And as poster alarmed pig farmer said above about the Muslims, "they're breeding like flies."

Demographics matter.

Posted by: darcy

They do, indeed. Terrorists are just the freaks-and-geeks sideshow of the islamic circus. The main event in the Big Top is demographics. Here are a few figures: (in millions)
country 2005 pop. 2050 proj. pop.
Germany 82.4 73.6
Spain 40.3 35.6
Russia 142.8 109.2
Canada 32.8 41.4
Pakistan 162.4 295.0
Egypt 77.5 126.9
Nigeria 128.8 356.5
It's a pretty scary forecast. Figures from the INternational Data Base website of the US Census.

It should be against the law to teach muslims any technology. The qur'an should be all they need.

Hmmm. That didn't come out as planned. All the nice columns I'd arranged, with spaces in between, got compressed. So I'll try again:
----country---------2005 pop.---2050 proj. pop.
Germany---------82.4(million)---73.6-----
Spain-----------40.3------------35.6-----
Russia---------142.8-----------109.2-----
Canada----------32.8------------41.4-----
Pakistan-------162.4-----------295.0-----
Egypt-----------77.5-----------126.9-----
Nigeria--------128.8-----------356.5-----

We know there are lots and lots of muslims, and predictions are interesting. They don’t however take into account just how they intend to feed such large populations? We have seen that they prefer to take rather than make. How many of the billion hate the ideology and are just too scared to bail out? How many in their lands are second class citizens just waiting for their chance to get out from underneath them? We have no way of telling right now, they are too afraid to speak out. How will they provide medical care to the hordes, especially if one of their holy warriors gets cute and makes or buys some bioagent and being somewhat stupid and downright uncaring, looses it accidentally on his own countrymen? Could happen you know but they could also have a simple flu outbreak and with their hygiene or lack of, it would be catastrophic. To me their whole civilization is an accident waiting to happen. It isn’t one big happy family in the muslim world, as we see written here every day.

Even Ruth Dudley Edwards feels compelled to offer the sop that Islam is “a religion which, at its best, greatly improves the lives of its adherents”. Yeah? What kind of Islam greatly improves lives? It could only be an Islam that ignores all the Allah and Muhammad commands to despise the non-Muslims as the lowest of creatures doomed to hellfire, that ignores the calls to eventually kill or subjugate infidels and to live, if possible, only under the laws of the woman oppressing, head & hand lopping Sharia. But how can this be Islam?

We might pretend sometimes otherwise but there is no other rational conclusion than that Islam, the only true Islam of the Koran & Muhammad, must go - in total!

Make no mistake non arab muslims, if ever all of the Infidels are wiped out, and you will have to wipe us out because we don’t take kindly to being enslaved. Many have tried but they have not succeeded, read western infidel history and see for yourself. You will be the ones they turn to, to do their work so that they can live, high on the hog. You will be the slaves not us. Yes they will probably pull a quote out of one of their books that states, you guys really aren’t muslims after all! So think about that for awhile.

The license to kill and hate the supposed "unbelievers" provided Muslims by the Kuran has led these people to believe they have power and are "superior."

Too bad none of them realizes that there is absolutely NO PHYSICAL PROOF TO CONFIRM ANYTHING THEY HAVE BEEN TAUGHT in the Kuran. Just because they believe Islam is "superior" means squat! The "supremacy" they believe is in their (shrunken) heads.

We can file that hacker's letter in the section including the Kuran's verses featuring talking trees and talking rocks.

Well, by the time the muslims take over the world, there will be severe water shortages. Which in turn, will be severe food shortages. Enough said about the upcoming demographics.

Jared, I would be interested in how a missionary family caused you to lose your faith.
I am not being sarcastic.
Why did it affect you negatively?

"It should be against the law to teach muslims any technology. The qur'an should be all they need."

Interestingly, that is one of the principles that Muslims roll out in defense of the claims that Islam teaches FGM [female genital mutilation]. Aside from the fact that FGM is an authentic part of Islam. [Tabari II:72].

They roll out a verse from the Qur'an that Allah has made everything already perfect [Q27:88] and they claim therefore that FGM is against Allah, because it 'subtracts' from what Allah has made.

Since Allah has already made everything perfect, they clearly have no use for technology, since by and large technology improves 'what Allah made perfect already'.

Islam is superior?

Volume 5, Book 58, Number 188:
Narrated 'Amr bin Maimun:

During the pre-lslamic period of ignorance I saw a she-monkey surrounded by a number of monkeys. They were all stoning it, because it had committed illegal sexual intercourse. I too, stoned it along with them.


Volume 9, Book 89, Number 256:
Narrated Anas bin Malik:

Allah's Apostle said, "You should listen to and obey, your ruler even if he was an Ethiopian (black) slave whose head looks like a raisin."

Islam is not superior. I rest my case.

Okay - I can't help myself...

Islam is superior?

Volume 8, Book 76, Number 569:
Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri:

I heard Allah's Apostles when his uncle, Abu Talib had been mentioned in his presence, saying, "May be my intercession will help him (Abu Talib) on the Day of Resurrection so that he may be put in a shallow place in the Fire, with fire reaching his ankles and causing his brain to boil."


I don't think so... go boil your brain turkerhacker.

"...followed by the announcement of the death of George W. Bush."


This, after George's incessant bleatings that islam (lower case i -- yes, disrepect intended) is the religon of peace; invited the immam to the White House for prayer during ramadan?

Be that as it may, perhaps this same sentiment is accorded to the DNC now?

Such ingratitude.

And my disrespect for islam?

Well, for some odd reason I can't seem to hold an ideology that encourages its members to behead others with whom it disagrees, in high regard -- such ideals espoused and proclaimed by any theology are nafarious and worthy only of the most boisterous expressions of contempt in my estimation.

Technically speaking, I'm an atheist. But, every time I look at text like the quote above, and other texts from the Bible, I know that I am a JudeoChristian, because there is so much good ideology in those books. \ Alarmed Pig Farmer those words are so wise. even if your not of the JudeaChritians persuaion, bht Bible has so much to offer, and even more so the New Testament, its more humane tone can be enligthen to all who read. Whether you believe in Jesus or not, the words recorded of what he said are so wise and valiant. l was raised a Roman Catholic, and went through rebelious period, and even into adult hood, thought l was too evolved to ever believe that there was such a Jesus. But the more read of him the more l respect Him. It has been a complete circle for me.
The Koran is not very long, and l am surprised the people in media,politics can go on an on about it being a religion of peace without ever reading it!
l just spoke to person who is a very good person, and goes to her United Church, and is very close to her Reverand. anyhow she was surprised when l
told her some of excerpts from the Koran. l hope to lend her Robert's new book, and she is a head librain! but these people take infomrtion of islam, koran at face value from what they hear on the tv news, from politicians. l am much too curious to not want to find out more information.

Here are a few words for our leaders, you know, the ones who are supposed to be so religious. Ezekiel 33 1-6,
The word of the LORD came to me: "Son of man, speak to your countrymen and say to them: 'When I bring the sword against a land, and the people of the land choose one of their men and make him their watchman, and he sees the sword coming against the land and blows the trumpet to warn the people, then if anyone hears the trumpet but does not take warning and the sword comes and takes his life, his blood will be on his own head. Since he heard the sound of the trumpet but did not take warning, his blood will be on his own head. If he had taken warning, he would have saved himself. But if the watchman sees the sword coming and does not blow the trumpet to warn the people and the sword comes and takes the life of one of them, that man will be taken away because of his sin, but I will hold the watchman accountable for his blood.'

If you are an atheist it doesn’t matter, the bible, if you take it as just a book is basically a set of guidelines on how to conduct yourself or treat your fellow man, told through stories. Of course there is the question I believe all humans who say they disbelieve secretly or not so secretly have… Is it perhaps true?

Ah, take away his car and give him a camel ! Cut him off from civilization and let him pick the flees from his hair alone; some people just don't deserve modernization.

Just had seen the Foxnews special on the jihad in the words of those that both preach and practice it. Give Foxnews credit at least they keep the subject fresh when made into a tv special.

Zena, I hear you. Growing up in the shadows of Moses (the 10 Commandments) and Jesus (render unto Ceasar) made a better person of me, no matter how smart I thought I was. To this day I can't even steal a green apple off a tree hundreds of yards from the farmer's house. Now that's religion as it oughta be.

" islam is punishment, you will draw your superior."

The only way to save America is to keep a keen eye on local mosque gatherings. All mosquers must be documented. I have taken a joke and redone it a bit for your humour:

There were six houses of worship in a small Texas town:

The Presbyterian Church, The Baptist Church, The Methodist Church, The Catholic Church, the Jewish Synagogue, and a muslim mosque.

They were all overrun by pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they deetermined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will..

In The BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and
drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels got out somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But -- The Catholic CHURCH came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called a circumcision. They
haven't seen a squirrel on their property since.

The mosque abducted their squirrels and strapped explosives on 'em but ironically for the moslems the squirrels got away and ran back into the
mosque!

Now there are only five houses of worship in that small Texas town.

Gee, you guys have already posted all my goodie thoughts. Just goes to show you "He who would enter the site's comments last may have been beaten to the punch! But that's alright - couldn't have said anything better myself! Thanks, All!

I read somewhere, someone said "Declaring 'War on Terror' is like declaring 'War on Sneak Attacks' after Pearl Harbor." That about sums it up for me. We have an stupid president and a do-nothing congress, folks. Buy land in Idaho or somewhere. Oh boy...