Roosters eat Cheeky Humans?
"Iran Threatens to Kidnap U.S. Soldiers," from NewsMax, with thanks to Lame Cherry:
Iran is threatening to retaliate for what it calls the "kidnapping” of Revolutionary Guard officers by abducting Americans and feeding them to roosters.
In an article in the Revolutionary Guard’s weekly paper, Reza Faker – believed to have close links to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad – warned:
"We’ve got the ability to capture a nice bunch of blue-eyed, blond-haired officers and feed them to our fighting cocks. Iran has enough people who can reach the heart of Europe and kidnap Americans and Israelis.”
The warning comes after the recent disappearance of three high-profile Iranian officers.