[Note from Robert Spencer: Hugh Fitzgerald has for several years now been producing top quality, full-length columns at Jihad Watch, not every week, but every day. There are numerous gems among these, and I encourage everyone to browse among Hugh's column archives here. But since I am aware that most people don't search the Jihad Watch/Dhimmi Watch archives for Hugh or anything else -- despite the wealth of information they now contain for researchers -- I've decided to re-present from time to time some of Hugh's best, and have asked him to repost this present piece. It had the misfortune of being originally posted on July 7, 2005, just a few hours before we learned about the London bombings -- a horrific event which rightly took attention away from all else. Since the inimitable Ahmadinejad is in the news again these days, it seemed a good time again to alert you to this piece.]
MWMM, financially secure, seeks SW aged 9 to 19, for fun and fourth wifedom, to make my family life complete. Friends tell me I have smoldering come-hither looks, and am incredibly handsome; wives unanimously insist I am Ghassan Massoud look-alike. Piercing brown eyes, nicely-trimmed beard, athletic and fit. Very careful about watching what I eat. South Tehran sincerity, North Tehran income. Widely-travelled (chiefly European capitals, including Vienna and Paris, but also within Middle East) in the past, but really prefer to stay at home with a good book (last book read: Qur’an). Enjoy halal cooking. Wives 1, 2, and 3 have all won pistachio-and-honey pastry bakeoffs. Hobby: haggling for bargains with the bazaaris and haunting old bookshops (last purchase: leather-bound Qur’an with silver metalwork from Meshed). Collect old tapes of Qur’anic recitation, also examples of Qur’anic calligraphy from Qom. Secret dream: being put in charge of redecorating Andalucia as long-term project on popular television series This Old Dar-Al-Islam. Outgoing, solid citizen, long-time member of Oversight Council for the Guardians of Virtue. Much-decorated Revolutionary Guard and Basij veteran. Accomplished hands-on former mayor of major metropolitan area, not a thinker but a doer. Proven track record of following through on special projects, from earliest planning stage to final execution.
Unpretentious, good father, history buff (special interest: 7th century Arabia). Solid Mideastern values. Grew up on a farm outside Tehran, like to think I retain that basic rural outlook. Still passionate about most large animals (Ayatollah Khomeini’s “How to Treat Your Barnyard Animals” was favorite bedtime reading during teenage years). Famous for my irreverent humor (jokes about the weather a specialty). Adventurous in spirit, yet thoughtful and quiet in manner, with a truly global approach to the world’s problems. Strong proponent of nuclear program as environmentally-friendly alternative source of power for Iran. Believe that family, tribe, and Umma come before all else. Successful, strongly motivated, never satisfied until all goals completely achieved no matter what the sacrifices.
Hoping to find that special someone of similar background, submissive and quiet, content to be good cook and house-cleaner, happy in her chador, who cannot drive and understands that for women, even more than for men, thinking is greatly overrated.
Pet peeves: sculpture, painting, music, wine, dogs, Infidels.
Marriage first, then possibly getting to know each other, just a little bit, later.
If interested, please send picture (eye-slit only), and contact information (if under the age of 11, please include parents’ contact information) to: Office of the President, Big White Palace With The Gold Leaf Domes and Carpets and Vases and Other Stuff Inside, Islamic Republic of Iran, Tehran, Iran.
...most likely a real personal..
Look like this guy
http://www.siamlady.com/Images/Ahmadinejad79.jpg is posting in the personals again. Was a swashbuckling Uzi-toter in his hostage taking youth
Thank you. I really enjoyed reading that.
I tried to use the search engine here a few times in the past but it never worked... until just now. I hope it continues to work for me because this site has so much information that I can't keep up on a daily basis.
"But since I am aware that most people don't search the Jihad Watch/Dhimmi Watch archives for Hugh or anything else -- despite the wealth of information they now contain for researchers" Robert
I sure do search the archives quite frequently, on several occasions even looking for something I remember reading in one of Hugh's pieces. A highly recommended source of information.
His two-part essay Islam for Infidels is the definitivew primer, and should be required reading in every high school in the Western world.
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This is a joke, right? Is this ad real?
KAOSKTRL, you dog..... :^o
Office of the President, Big White Palace With The Gold Leaf Domes and Carpets and Vases and Other Stuff Inside,
:), ooops....HEH HEH HEH
What is really funny is I have read ads much like this one.
Josephine--
If/when the on-site search engine isn't working (it seems to have trouble with consecutive searches, i.e., searching once, then typing in another keyword or words to search), there's always Google. Just use quotes to narrow the search to the exact words you're looking for, plus "Jihad Watch," (or "dhimmi watch") of course, so you get results from Jihad Watch. For example: "Somalia" "Jihad Watch"
In addition, Google searches usually bring up a few related sites that have linked to Jihad Watch's coverage, some run by people who comment here.
The on-site search engine will still give the most precise results, though; this is also where the short phrases we often use, like "1938 Alert" come in handy to tie together an extensive collection of related stories.
Hope that helps.
Thank you, Marisol, that is helpful.
11 year-old, only slightly used by father and uncles, see pictures at myspace.com
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If you send me a picture of your schlong then I will erase right nowand vomit. No please!!!!! Also, if you cannt rate yourself at least 85/100 in terms of how you rate yourself, don't answer.
I am looking for education and jokes.
TALL not fat. Not skinny ears.
Please do not disappoint. I want to fall in love by this beatiful ocean. Please love dog cat racoon iguana hamster
& gerbil because I have several.
This is Ulysses S Grant. Please love greal heros of this great country, and of my country too!
Noodles!!
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[link removed to protect the innocent]
"This is a joke, right? Is this ad real?"
-- from a posting above
The kind of thing that makes my day.
Positively hysterically funny!! Hysterical!
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match.
Find me a find, catch me a catch.
Night after night, in the dark, I'm alone.
So, find me a match of my own.
Aisha, oh Aisha, have I made a match for you.
He's handsome! He's young! All right, he's 62.
But he's a nice man, a good catch. True? True!
I promise you'll be happy. And even if you're not,
There's more to life than that. Don't ask me what!
Pet peeves: sculpture, painting, music, wine, dogs, Infidels.
Ouch.
Don't sacrifice another young Iranian girl to this creep. Let's give Nancy Pelosi a nip here, a tuck there ... OK, a major overhaul ... and send her!!
Mr. Fitzgerald is fond of saying, "I have written about this hundreds of times," which, in fact, is true, as Robert Spencer asserts, and also attested to by the repetitive nature of his provocative columns.
One of the most important tasks facing us with regard to changing public perceptions about Islam is primarily educational, particularly in Western democratic societies.
Mr. Fitzgerald's columns at Jihad Watch serve primarily to preach to the choir. On the other hand, Robert Spencer spends much of his time, in addition to writing, by appearing on radio and TV forums, and at seminars hosted by think tanks and other venues, including his weekly think pieces at HotAir.com.
While I have seen Spencer many times in these media forums, I have never seen Mr. Fitzgerald. Why is this? He has so much to say, but sadly, only to a limited audience at present.
Perhaps he has neither time or inclination to pursue the PR path of Spencer, but it does no good to chide readers that he "has written about this hundreds of times" rather than try to reach a much wider audience with his valuable and important messages about Islam and the danger we all face.
LOL, Hugh.
Sorry, Hugh, I'm unusually bad at detecting sarcasm online. I also didn't read the original post. Hilarious!
Satire reaches Americans, but this is not satire to Muslims and instead is a dream come true. One can not shame a Muslim no more than a Mormon as both have the god glaze of absolute.
Until one can show a Muslim the reality of the heritage in the disaster of Abraham having children by multiple wives in Hagar to the examples of King David, the Muslim dynasties who slaughtered all sybling for the throne to the problems of the bin Laden clan, a Muslim will deem the satire as the life they would support murderers to keep which is now.
The 9 11 events convince the Harry Reid's and Nance Pelosi's, but the satire of not having hospitals, schools, food and houses while Ahmadinejad cools in a condo watching dancing girls is what a Muslim understands.....and until they are shown it is not Americans, Jews or even governments which deprive them, but their own imams, sheiks and daddy dearest having too many mummies for the brood.
Every Muslim wants to be a sheik like most kids used to want to be a Texas oil tycoon.
Hugh, You are the Bomb! No pun intended!
"Don't sacrifice another young Iranian girl to this creep. Let's give Nancy Pelosi a nip here, a tuck there ... OK, a major overhaul ... and send her!!
Posted by: Morgaan Sinclair at April 5, 2007 12:53 PM "
.....save the money...put Nancy in a burka...the women all look the same with a burka on....Muslim men are driven insane by the sight of a burka clad woman....
"the repetitive nature of his provocative columns."
-- from a posting above
The "repetitive nature" of certain columns is based on the need to keep repeating, with the same phrases (no variants needed, save occasionally just to offer a fresh verbal take or tweak) certain themes without too much variation. It is deliberate. Do you really think I'm unaware of this, or that such repetition is the product of dullness rather than of deliberate calculation? For god's sake.
As to my non-appearances, I'm happy to appear. I'd like to get on the well-paid lecture circuit. Right now I'm taking in less for a year's work than what Tom Friedman makes for one lecture. I think that is outrageous. Don't you? Why don't you agree to serve as my agent and raise enough money so that I can stop whatever it is I do to keep body and soul together, pour finir le mois, so that I can write the book that is there to be written, from the articles and postings at this site?
Or, if you prefer, just send a check to me, c/o Robert, and if it's large enough, I'll appear on your doorsetep to thank you.
There. Now we are both happy.
Last Login Date: 05/04/2007
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Employment: Student
Assalamalykum wr wb, Bismillahirahmanir rahim, Alhamdulilah, and I say Alhamdulilah again, at this age and day I am a practicing muslimah, seeking, now obviously a practising brother who would help me please my creator, and go through life's journey to get to jannah. I am a sister who loves Muhammed SAW more then anything in this world and am seeking to follow him and become like the Umm Mu'mins in all my actions. I love attending Islamic seminars, having gatherings, discussing, learning, sports so long as it all is done in a halal manner. I am preferbly looking for a revert at the maximum age of 24,( you don't have to be a scholar) but willing to travel Muslim countries and learn about the deen. Someone who is running after the hereafter rather then the 2 hour dunya. A kind, caring man who deeply cares for his religion and seeks to immitate the Prophet SAW in all possible ways. I don't mind if you tell me to where the niqab, (it would be a blessing) but so long as you show respect others and aren't full of yourelf I would love and honour you as Allah has commanded so. Ma' Salaam
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A match!
Hugh ...
I figure that when somebody turns out a column every day for a couple of years and keeps their fingers on the pulse of about 25 different strains of the problem, then they can tell you you're repetitive (I don't think you are) ... or that you're not doing it (1) right or (2) good enough.
People are different and go about things in different ways, and there's no necessity for somebody to clone somebody else.
But as I say ... if and when somebody turns out as much good work as you do then they can complain. .... Maybe [s] ...
"a match!"
-- from a posting just above
Not quite.
Note please her carefully stated preference:
"I am preferbly looking for a revert."
In other words, while she of course has to marry a Muslim, she hopes he will have been born and bred as a non-Muslim, so as to have at least some remaining residue of non-Islam within him. In the same way, with phylogeny now recapitulating ontogeny, during the first few centuries of Islam, during that brief period of exaggerated, now completely extinguished glory, almost all of the work of translation was performed not by Muslm Arabs but either by Christians and Jews (especially as translators in Baghdad and Cordoba). And almost all of the work in science was performed either by Arabic-using non-Arabs (Persians in the main) or even non-Muslims, or by the odd Muslim who was just one or at most two generations away from a non-Muslim milieu that would not have so encouraged, with quite the ferocity of Islam, the habit of mental submission, nor discouraged, with the same ferocity, the exercise of free inquiry that has developed in the Western, but never in the Islamic world, and which is necessary for the undertaking of science.
So, if she can wait, there is Sulayman al-Faris. He'll be needing a bride. And he's got prospects: just think of that publishing contract he's going to get, for his book (Soon After To Be a Major Motion Picture, no doubt produced by Harvey Weinstein): American Jihadi.
You think she can wait?
I think Hugh should start making video blogs like Mr. Spencer does on Hot Air. Anyone agree?
54:27 Lo! We are sending the she-camel as a test for them; so watch them and have patience;
Sounds like Allah says love should wait. But, dollars to doughnuts, Sulayman al-Faris is full of himself. Compromise is key.
I have great respect for Islam's willingness to delve into matters of love. So much bolder than the other so-called religions.
Here's a sample of what I'm talking about:
610 * 624 * 632 * 1453 * 1526 *1683 * 1848 * 1938 * 1948 * 1968 * 1996 * 2001 * 2005
So when we arrived at Mecca, Mohammed ordered us to change our intentions of the Ihram for'Umra and that we could finish our Ihram after performing the 'Umra and could go to our wives for sexual intercourse. The people began talking about that. Jabir said surprisingly, "Shall we go to Mina while semen is dribbling from our male organs?
--- sahih Bukhari Volume 3, Book 44, Number 683
See what I mean? These Moslems are fun.
turn:
I'm ROFL. That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks.
So when we arrived at Mecca, Mohammed ordered us to change our intentions of the Ihram for'Umra and that we could finish our Ihram after performing the 'Umra and could go to our wives for sexual intercourse. The people began talking about that. Jabir said surprisingly, "Shall we go to Mina while semen is dribbling from our male organs?
--- sahih Bukhari Volume 3, Book 44, Number 683
See what I mean? These Moslems are fun.
Posted by: Alarmed Pig Farmer
Stop!! You all are cracking me up!!
oops, how did that happen. I apologize, I guess my cursor went and highlighted EVERYTHING above it, when all I wanted was Alarmed Pig Farmers post.
So sorry....
Have there been any verified sightings of Robert and Hugh in the same room? Makes me wonder of they are one and the same, ala Clark Kent/Superman, Batman/Bruce Wayne etc. etc.
But how does he make those appearances and type all those columns at the same time?
Things that make me go hmmmm.
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I have learned that the primary focus of Jihadwatch is education. The purpose of this site is to educate people about islam and, to be honest, this site manages quite well.
However, Hugh Fitzgerald's writings teach us something else. They show us why we should appreciate Western cultural heritage, cherish it and make sure it is passed to the next generation.
Only by understanding what is valuable and worth saving in our culture you can sense the danger that islam poses to everything that we hold dear.
"the repetitive nature of his provocative columns."
-- from a posting above
Some things bear repeating. Thats why we have rituals, and choruses.
Important things need to be affirmed, to keep them in the front of your mind, to make sure you remember and act upon them, to make sure newcomers get the message.
Hugh goes off on flights of fancy; arcane and archaic cultural references, but always returns to cherished ideals for a chorus: Individualism, love of learning, love of art, freedom, fairness.
I do believe he should hit the lecture circuit if he can, but until then, what he is currently doing has a great deal of value.
Thanks, Hugh.
The sun comes up, and we start again,
The sun comes up, and we start again,
The sun comes up, and we start again,
The sun comes up, and we start again.
"Western cultural heritage..."
-- from a posting above
I'm only doing what Robert told me to do more than than three years ago. He told me to put on some white trunks, and then to climb into the Jihad-Watch ring and do my best to represent Western Civilization. Meanwhile, he'd take care of the religious side of things, the precise passages in the canonical Islamic texts, and the whole field of comparative religion, which doesn't capture my attention but he likes it all very much. Different strokes for different folks.
He also promised he'd lend a hand when it came to recent music, especially to that of Bob Dylan. As you can see, he's been picking up the slack on that. Meanwhile, I have to hold on for dear life to whatever I may know, lest these trunks start to slip.
And if that were to happen, more than the side would be let down.
Slow train coming up around the bend. Or an alliance of angry, dirty kuffar using the latest cutting edge technology might just do the trick.
Anti-Uffe,
Sheikhs walkin' around like kings, wearin' fancy jewels and nose rings, deciding America's future from Amsterdam and Paris.
Cordially
Robert Spencer
Good advert.
Put that in a Western newspapers' lonely hearts column, and dare I say, there would be many a kufar ladies falling for this guy.
Personally, I enjoy Hugh's posts, even if points are repeated. Since I have to look up several words (I lie, many, many words) each time, Hugh can take credit for expanding my vocabulary and teaching me more than I ever imagined existed about western history and culture.
Robert--
I finally found your reference to those sheikhs in Amsterdam and Paris, in "Slow Train," by that Mr. Robert Dylan you and those crisrixians like so much.
Here be the non-Larkinian verse:
"All that foreign oil controlling American soil,
Look around you, it's just bound to make you embarrassed.
Sheiks walkin' around like kings, wearing fancy jewels and nose rings,
Deciding America's future from Amsterdam and to Paris
And there's a slow, slow train comin' up around the bend."
I wasn't born yesterday, you know.
freedomschool writes:
""the repetitive nature of his provocative columns."
-- from a posting above
Some things bear repeating. Thats why we have rituals, and choruses."
Some people don't get things the first, second, or
third time. That's why Hugh is doing this valuable service.
Also, note how he's distilled his arguments into
some easy to remember talking points (about how
the presence of Muslims in our infidel lands makes
us less safe, etc.) That's great. Some of us aren't
blessed with long attention spans, so quick
points like that are helpful.
Hugh,
Of course you weren't born yesterday. You were born with a snake in both your fists while a hurricane was blowing.
Yrs
Robert
Re: "repetitive nature of his provocative columns" - some of us, such as myself, are fairly new to this wonderful site so we (speaking for myself of course) are seeing everything Hugh writes for the very first time. I think you all need to keep in mind that Jihad Watch will probably become more and more influential as people, who are starting to realize the danger of Islam that we face in this country today, become interested in finding out the truth about the ROP. So keep on preaching to the choir Hugh, 'cause it's gettin' bigger every day!
Robert, I was actually taking notice of those lines the other day. The hairs on your arm stand up and your immediate reaction is that nobody would sing lyrics like that today - a mere 28 years later - not even the Zim.
On Hugh's recycling certain phrases, I find this is a useful way of learning by rote the key concepts of Islam. Very useful in other contexts.
posted above:
While it would be good to see him striding a larger stage, one where his customary themes could be augmented by the vast wealth stored in his bulging forebrain, that enormous, throbbing egg, repository of lord-only-knows-what-all, the accumulated artifacts of millenia of Western Civ, refined, concentrated, and multiplied -- for all that a tiny spot on a bitty blog would hardly be a fitting venue for Huge Fitzgerald.For that he should apply his talents to Opera. An enormous, Wagnerian-style opera cycle, a synthesis of music, drama, myth, religion, psychology, history, poetry, visual art, and a dash of slapstick would about fit the bill. The Ultimate Western Work of Art. One last, great, sublime, splendid, glorious Fitzgeraldian flowering of the Western soul, before it sinks forever beneath the wine-dark sea.
That would be a more fitting achievement than a video blog, don't you think?
He also promised he'd lend a hand when it came to recent music, especially to that of Bob Dylan,
Hugh, Bob Dylan is considered quite old, not recent in the least.
and Hugh, your statement of: I wasn't born yesterday, you know.
is quite telling, as l picture you as some retired college proff only now just realizing your class is much larger and in a greater need of some good history lessons.
Cover, do the rope-a-dope, keep your mouth piece in, and be sure to stay out of the corners.
"wasn't born yesterday...is quite telling, as I picture you..."
-- from a posting above
When I used the phrase it had nothing to do with age. I was thinking of Judy Holiday, one of my favorite comediennes, in that movie with William Holden and Broderick Crawford.
Repetitive- When one studies a problem from every angle and the conclusion is always the same.
The Faces change but the Religion remains the same. Repetitive indeed.
Ineedajob-Looking for love in all the wrong places
Some catch he would be. A lonely Guy who is a slob, living in a big house needing another full time house keeper, Looser.
Have there been any verified sightings of Robert and Hugh in the same room? Makes me wonder of they are one and the same, ala Clark Kent/Superman, Batman/Bruce Wayne etc. etc.
But how does he make those appearances and type all those columns at the same time?
Things that make me go hmmmm.
Posted by: walterc at April 5, 2007 03:10 PM
Walter, they're not one and the same. Mr. Spencer is a genius but even he couldn't sustain a double personality of the Spencer/Fitzgerald magnitude unless it was the real thing. And that is too farfetched to even contemplate.
Besides, Robert is no doubt fast asleep right now, whereas I am wide awake.
Repetitive?
Let's see ... repetitive ...
Rachmaninoff ... Variations on a Theme by Paganini ... yes, repetitive theme ... same damned thing over and over again.
La Folia ... theme used by Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Scarlatti, Corelli, Vivaldi and ... Vangelis. At the top of the musical "Top 40" for about 400 years.
The Pieta ... will sculptors never stop making pieces out of this concept?
U.S. Constitution ... will people never stop copying it. Same stuff, over and over and over again.
And people keep printing Bibles. Billions of them. You'd think at some point there would be enough. No? [I'm being completely facetious here.]
Repetitive is quite a strange accusation given that the vast majority of people in this country do not get radical Islam AT ALL ... and my guess is that from now until 2050 this kind of "repetitive statement" is going to have to be made.
Maybe we should be grateful some people have the energy for it.
"When I used the phrase it had nothing to do with age. I was thinking of Judy Holliday, one of my favorite comediennes, in that movie with William Holden and Broderick Crawford."
And, since of course it is impossible to obtain old movies anymore (since no technology exists by which to do so and they have not been preserved in any form that one could access by, for example, putting them on some kind of cassette or disc that could be inserted into a television appurtenance; nor are they ever rerun late at night on television; nor are there any cable stations that routinely run old movies), this should alert anyone wishing to date Hugh (pun intended).
They are definitely different people. But something is amiss.
What could Hugh possibly be doing for gainful employment outside of academia? In what other endeavor could he have so much time to read? And if academia were his roost, he couldn't possibly afford to put his face out there on the pulsating glass. The nom de plum would go up in a puff of feathers and the natives would drive him from campus with their torches lit.
OR maybe I'm all wrong. I know a fellow, a receptionist for a major american magazine, who I suspect may have read as widely as Hugh. The emergence of voicemail did wonders for him.
Maybe he restacks books at the Loeb.
Hugh, what's your speaking fee?
What do you think it should be?
Hint: first find out what Tom Friedman, Dinesh DSouza, assorted empire-builders in the camp of Islam-related websites, e tutti quanti charge.
After you've done that, then tell me what you think I should charge.
Oh, Hugh, that presumes a kind of equity that you know does not and has never existed in the world.
If we wanted to start making lists of blowhards who make giant sums for the zealous application of their own mediocrity, we'd have to start an entirely new blog (not a bad idea, for someone). The problem goes well beyond public speakers.
Those kinds of questions are only answered by the vicissitudes of the market. Whaddaya think ya can get? How willing are you to start a tireless campaign of shilling for yourself? Do you look good on TV? (Regular features? No idiosyncratic head movements?) Can you compress the nuance of your own message--and your propensity towards nested phrases--into blunt, linear, 10-second long eruptions of verbiage: the stuff that so pleases the tv producers, cut from the same cloth as Friedman, et al.?
If yes, yes, yes, and yes, then get crackin' lad: the empire awaits.
(Ever read the Tom Wolfe profile of McLuhan, wherein McLuhan negotiates his first big speaking fee? It's a beauty.)
"Do you look good on TV?"
Think of a nice blend of Gregory Peck and Leslie Howard, with just a gallic dash of Charles Boyer. No, on second thought, don't.
Well, if it's gregory peck, I'll see him in anything.
(Name the Dylan song?)
What...he needs a woman?...again?
What happened to his last one? Did he poke her once, causing her to break the wind from within, forcing her to fly her latex body out the window...AGAIN?
They just don't make blowup dolls like they used to...no wonder he wants recompense from the UK.
;-)