You there, grow a beard. Now! Sharia Alert. "Islamists smash mobile phones," from Gulf Daily News:
KHAR, Pakistan: Some 200 gun-toting Islamist militants smashed car cassette players and mobile phone cameras yesterday and ordered tribesmen in a Pakistani region to grow beards, part of a drive to impose Taliban-style values.
The militants took up positions beside a road near Khar, the main town of Bajaur tribal region in northwestern Pakistan, and stopped and searched passing vehicles.
"They smashed cassette players running music and mobile phones fitted with cameras," a driver said.
He said the militants also urged clean-shaven tribesmen to grow beards.
A government official in Bajaur confirmed the incident but did not say whether authorities planned any action against the militants.
Pakistan's lawless tribal belt, bordering Afghanistan, is known as a hotbed of support for the militants and critics say the government's influence there has weakened considerably since the authorities signed peace deals with the militants.
Progressive Pakistanis have become increasingly shocked by the boldness with which religious radicals are spreading their influence in other parts of the country and have demanded firm action by the government against them.
Militants attacked music shops with explosive devices in the town of Charsadda in neighbouring North West Frontier Province, destroying at least five.
Progressive Pakistanis have become increasingly shocked by the boldness with which religious radicals are spreading their influence in other parts of the country and have demanded firm action by the government against them.
It would be far more effective if the limp-wristed "progressives" just shot a bunch of the "militants", and told the rest to leave by sundown.
Those who are willing to kill will always rule those who are not
Prediction :
Sudden downturn on profits from sales of musical "alahu snackbar" sermon casettes
- & -
lack of camera phones will create a drought in the jihadist's favorite entertainment: beheading/stoning.
"He said the militants also urged clean-shaven tribesmen to grow beards.
Urged? I can urge someone to do something by saying please or by paying a reward. I can also urge someone to do something by pointing an AK-47 at their belly. I'm gonna guess the all this urging took the later form.
Do they give a timescale for growing a beard?
Might be an idea to invest in one of those fake bushy beards from a joke shop that clip behind the ears.
"Islam" is just Mohammad's "beard" to plunder the world.
And reap "profit" from being thought of as a "prophet".
This urge to make hair "religious" demonstrates the medieval madness that Islam is prey to by its dogmatic irrationalism.
If you cannot analyze your faith's roots, you are doomed to paralysis.
Islam: infantile paralysis of the brain.
I would have thought the owners of cell phones would have hidden them up their butts. It's been done before, after all.
PAKISTAN-Land of the Pure-sounds like PURE HELL to me!
Anyone tell these crazy Islamist Johnnies that they shouldn't be using modern weapons-it violates old Mo's Weapons' Code. You know old Mo-geezer who talked to Angel Gabriel in a cave and flew up to heaven upon a white horse-guess that beats a Flying Carpet any day...
'Progressive Pakistanis',didn't know they had any
-reckon there'll be even fewer PROGRESSIVE PAKISTANIS when lovely Sharia takes over.
Don't you just love ISLAM-must be be most backward DEATH CULT on the Planet.
With Nukes Islamists will demonstrate their ignorance of science by hopefully blowing themselves up-putting a BIG BANG into Islam before meeting a welcoming Allah & promised 72,72yr old raisins...
Interesting but nothing new here is there? It’s just Islam being Islam and the proponents of Islam giving it large with the old terror routine, yawn.
The jihadi’s up in the next valley will perhaps give this some though and come up with a plan to ‘out Islam’ their comrades in arms, just to prove that their Islam is a better Islam, then the ones further down the valley will mull this over and try for the ultimate Islam! The thing is, it’s just Muslims ripping bits off one another again, a thing that they are particularly good at.
However if you take it to the logical conclusion where bit by bit they bump each other off (and everything else) for not being Islamic enough one day it will come to pass that there will be only one left!
There could be a movie no doubt, called “The Last Jihadi”.
Final scene sees our bloodstained warrior, Ping Patang, wearing his bullet proof vest (from whence he got his name) standing on a barren landscape his 76 inch beard trailing in the blood of his last victim, Ba’ding, killed for having an unislamic beard of only 70 inches and for the unislamic quirk of going about with a Microwave oven on his head.
Jihadtobejoking, LOL. Don't forget though that he really is the last one -- there aren't any Muslimahs anymore, because they've honor-killed most of them, and the rest starved to death, immobile in Allah's Approved Ultimate Burka (350 pounds and 70 feet of wrapped reinforced black burlap, to be worn 24/7).
The story kicks off when the Mad Mullah of Kabul, Ramitin Yerass, decrees that 24/7 burkas of a specific weight (350 pounds and 70 feet of wrapped reinforced black burlap) are to be worn by all Muslimas and any Muslim diagnosed with alopecia must be beheaded forthwith on account of not being hairy enough to be granted Allah’s blessings (May the Police and criminal proceedings be upon him).
Meanwhile over to the east Mustapha Breather, the reclusive terrorist leader is found dead in his harem, a victim of serial debauchery and back strain. Oh the horror.
Jihadtobejoking, I once had a pastime of giving Latin names to coworkers. I regret that I cannot compete with you when it comes to inventing Arabic names. "Ramitin Yerass" is priceless. Maybe with practice, I can be as good at it.
jihadtobejoking-
Alas, Patang forgot to look inside that Microwave oven!
Where lurk conjoined twins, named Babun and Bidet, one male, one female, (each facing the other's bottom) who will begin the whole mess all over again ...since Ba'ding cunningly tattooo'd half the entire Koran on the buttocks of each child.
(These kinds of horror stories always have to leave room for THE SEQUEL: "SUBMISSION- THE REVERSION!")
Ah yes, the ‘Sequel!
You’re giving away the plot revealing the conjoined twins Babun and Bidet however I can tell you that the Mad Mullah of Kabul, Ramitin Yerass, had a brother, Ramitup and he has been secretly ducking and diving around the mountains in Afghanistan. Now, by an amazing twist of fate and a bit of movie magic Ramitup discovers a computer which has a direct connection to a Chechen rebel, sexual deviant and part time toilet janitor Slobberon Herburka. He in turn is being investigated by a local police officer Ivor Knackerov, the one testicled and somewhat resentful victim of an suicide bombing by Slobberon’s minions.
I believe that SUBMISSION- THE REVERSION! will have you on the edge of your seat!
"lack of camera phones will create a drought in the jihadist's favorite entertainment: beheading/stoning.
Posted by: miira "
...I suspect that photos of such entertainment getting out to the western world is allowing the truth about Islam to get out and Muslims hate the truth, especially when the infidels know it...also, I suspect that some have been using the camera phones as spy devices..reporting terrorist activities and then sending the photos as proof of the report...very damaging to the Jihadists...Image, one day, some young man sends in a photo of Al-Zahawiri, giving the precise location.....suddenly the area is filled with violent activity and Al-Zahawiri is dead and the young man is a few million dollars richer...(it could happen)...
exsgtbrown
Aw man! You’ve been reading the move script Haven’t you…. Al-Zahawiri has been hiding at the home femme fatal Jennytal Muta Layshunn where the terrorist leader is spotted and photographed by the furtive local goatheard Kissmi goahtsbaum and the image sent off to the loyal forces leader General Hil Ariti who dispatches a team of commandos led by the fearless Kutme Bitzov.
Everyone knows that cell phones are to be used to detonate bombs, not for taking pictures.
Where's Naseem?
She get caught with a cassette tape player? Cassette tapes?? In this digital age? They melt and get messy, wrap themselves all around the tape players innards in the Southern USA can you imagine what they do in the Desert?
ha!