Sunni jihadists took over a sweets factory in Iraq and made it into their headquarters. U.S. and Iraqi forces raided it, and found bomb-making materials inside.
AP's headline?
U.S.-Iraqi Forces Raid Sweets Factory
(Thanks to the Constantinopolitan Irredentist.)
Sunni jihadists take over a sweets factory? If these folks aren't careful and they continue to overindulge, they are going to need a good (Irre)dentist! (Sorry)
But seriously, there is no freedom in Islam; there is no laughter in Islam. What, now there is no chocolate in Islam? These people keep infiltrating and using everyday ordinary places to further their goal of making the rest of us miserable. I don't know what is worse, cockroaches in your kitchen or jihadists in your candy factory?
And note that the factory itself used to be owned by a Christian who was killed three years ago. In America, if you want somebody's candy factory you usually write a contract and buy it!
Islamo-nazis have their own ways of dealing with obesity, it seems.
A-ha! I was right about those exploding gobstoppers!
Willy Wan-queda is up to his old tricks.
-XRDC
What's wrong with the headline?
Isn't revenge sweet?
That's what they're manufacturing there now - sweet revenge on everyone who ever thought they were human and worthy of respect.
Sweet revenge on an American president stupid enough to believe that Islam means peace.
Sweet revenge on anyone and everyone who thinks Islam is not their cup of tea (or chocolate).
Sweet revenge on that Christian owner who had the temerity to even live in a Muslim nation.
Sweet revenge is being made in that factory.
The extended article says that the building was a former lollipop factory. Lollipops are for a summer afternoon movie, part of the menu at a child's birthday party, or a special treat given by Grandpa when he comes to visit his grandchildren. Yes, I can see why that owner had to be killed and the lollipop factory closed. There are some very dangerous and un-Islamic things that can be done with a lollipop.
As it shows, Jihad can be sweet. Only problem with the above is US forces getting involved.
Lollipops.
And what about all the Muslim ice-cream-truck drivers in this country? All the "Mo's" who are not "Mo's" as in the "Mo" of Curly and Larry and Mo, but as in Muhammad? Google this website for more.
ISLAM, the religion of confection.
Hitler loved cream filled cakes, too.
Had rotten teeth because of it.
Which is how the Russians identified his charred corpse.
May many of his spiritual kin follow him to hades soon.
AP is one of the strongest parts of the hate-filled, ideologically driven MSM, so it's no surprise they would say anything in format to make their political enemies look as badly as possible.
Goebbels would be proud of them.