Farfur is off to the virgin rodents, but Hamas TV is not finished with this concept: new famous cartoon characters are on the way. "Hamas TV to replace 'martyred' Mickey Mouse lookalike," from Reuters:
GAZA (Reuters) - A Hamas television station that last week killed off a Mickey Mouse lookalike who urged children to fight against Israel will use other famous characters to further their Islamist agenda, station officials said on Monday.The host of the children's show "Tomorrow's Pioneers", Farfur, dressed in a full body-suit to resemble the Walt Disney cartoon character. The character was beaten to death in the show's final episode last week by a character posing as an Israeli.
Farfur and a female co-host instructed their young viewers on Hamas' militant brand of Muslim piety and urged children to support armed resistance against Israel.
Mohammad Saeed, the director of production at Al-Aqsa Television, told Reuters the station would use other famous cartoon characters in future shows.
"Farfur was a story alive and he has turned into another story as a (martyr)," Saeed said.
Who’s next? Jihadi Sam? Wile E. Jihadi? Muhammad Fudd? Suggestions?
Crossposted from The American Israeli Patriot.
I suggest they adopt the character of Robert Spencer; his cartoonish and comical antics qualify him to become a cartoon character.
I suggest they invent a new comic book hero called Jihad Jafar. He could be dressed vaguely like Batman except his costume would resemble a burqa:
By night, Jihad Jafar wages a one-man jihad against the infidels! But by day, Jafar's secret identity is a mild-mannered imam in a London mosque!
Oh, wait, copyright violation, they've already done that one.
Marwan the Martian Mujahadeen
http://ptsg.eecs.berkeley.edu/~peterm/gifs/martian.gif
Mr. Mahmud Magoo.
He goes to blow up Israel but blows himself up instead.
Nah, that would be a happy ending.
The fact that they have to use western icons is also telling... they don't have the creativity to create their own beyond some crazed, wide-eyed imbecile spouting nonsense.
How about allah the bear and his side kick, the little mo bear(mohammed). And the forest ranger that is always after them -> progressive.
IOWarrior,
They can't make their own cartoon icons. To do so would be seen as making fun of Mohammad and of Islam and of their entire heritage. They have no sense of humor and no capacity to laugh at themselves. Farfur may have been a cartoon character but it was not meant to be comedic. It was a very serious way to tell innocent children to be good martyrs. Propaganda, through and through.
The Jihad Stones? "Allllla akbaaaar dooooo!!"
"The Jihad Stones, the Jihad stones
A living dark-age family...
From the land of gaza,
Their a page right out of history..."
Jihad Bunny? Ol' Buggs was always getting the goods on every opponent anyway...now he can blow up and behead his enemy and their families and claim it as a victory for allah. "ehhhhh...what's up infidel?? BOOM!!"
Then of course, there are the Teenage Mutant Jihadi Turtles.
http://www.ybfree.com/11TMNT1.jpg
Underdog
Suicide Roadrunner. Just like the roadrunner except with a suicide vest. :)
And of course, Thomas the Shahid Engine
http://www.savvycenter.com/explorer/roadside/wackycars/TTEfront.jpg
Beavis & Butthead except it would be ahmadinajahd & mohammad. here is a small excerpt
Ahma: hey mo uhh..... lets watch T.V.
Mo: heh....heh.....u said T.V.......Lets set the t.v. on fire..heh..heh.. Fire!! Fire!!!
Ahma: uhh....I was thinkin like uh... while we are at it....uh.....lets uh...get off of me you dillhole!!
Mo: Fire!!! Fire!!!! heh..
ah you get the idea. Just a lame attempt at some morning humor, I'll stick to my day gig. Have a good day!
In islam there would be no Lucy and Desi show, Disney Land, movies (where you could go with a date and hold hands and smooch - ok, maybe I am aging myself here), marching bands at football games, or anything like that.
I would like to know if when anyone hears 'the muslims in America are assimilating unlike in Europe and Britain' do they see muslims at any of our usual Western events? concerts, movies, skating rinks, Disneyland types of places, camping, art museums, the fair, races, sport games, etc? We are talking about cartoons and the lack of a muslim imagination to even create one - does anyone notice that muslims are not assimilating here in America even though our politicians say they are - I don't see any indication of it being true. I don't see any, except at public transportation and maybe in some buildings that only have activity during working hours - meaning that they might have a job in one of those buildings.
Not forgetting, Wild Slutty Raggedy Ann and her kaffir boyfriend Andy.
http://www.perkydesigns.com/Raggedy_Ann__Andy_06-1113.jpg
Scooby-Joo; A talking dog that runs and hides (behind rocks and trees). Relp, Raghead!
Fat dar Al-harb; Hey, hey, hey... bombs away.
Rocky and Mowinkle; Watch me pull a revelation outta my @ss....
Rocky and Mowinkle; Watch me pull a revelation outta my @ss....
Posted by: Abrog8
Thats hillarious!!! I can actually hear Mowinkle w/ an accent saying that!
Rocky: Not that trick again...it never works
Mowinkle: Nothing up my nightshirt......Presto
Bang!!
They could have the Telejihadis with special suicide screens in their bellies that would turn on any time they encountered anything harram. They backrgrounds would be easy to recreate. Just film the desertified landscapes that are the norm in Islamic countries.
You know the drill:
Jihadihummus
Jihadipita
The nu-nu could be the mo-mo...
How about SpongeBob JihadPants, along with his boss Mullah Krabs, and his neighbor and co-worker Al-Squidy
or maybe Ahmed, Ahmedd, and Ahmeddy.
My Gym Partner's a Mullah
A new Pokemon character Jihadchu, it constantly blows itself up.
Here's a great opportunity!!
Let them use Barney, the purple dinosaur. And they can have that stupid song, too.
Barney has tortured American parents for years, and it would only be fair to let the Paleostinians have their share of this beast.
Let the cartoon crusade begin!!
Oh boy you all are funny... I am crying here I am laughing so hard... Don't you know humor is a haram?!
I better get back to work...
How can good moslems allow their children to watch such blasphemy? Aren't images and representational art forbidden? How can they watch any TV?
Poster Mike W brings up an interesting point, with his suggestion of Raggedy Ann. Are little moslem girls allowed to play with dolls, or are these forbidden "images"? Can little boys have toy soldiers? It seems to me that they are all images, and thus forbidden, and anyone having them or watching them should be dealt with severely.
How bout Progressive? Good name for fictional characters and boneheaded posters.
Mohamar Simpson
al D'OH!
ebonystone, a muslim child's toy is the rifle - loaded. And when they are old enough they are sent to jihad school these days. Palestinians are sending their kids off to jihad school as young as 6-10.
There are some older articles here, but their training of their children to hate and kill starts very early (I did this search last week, keywords are 'palestinian children jihad school', I am sure there are other keywords you could use:
http://bluestarchronicles.com/2007/06/01/jihad-children-kindergarten-graduation-palestinian-style/
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=17707
http://www.pmw.org.il/schoolbooks.html
Miss Gaza Strip
http://www.its-ming.com/2000/html2000/animal/pig24.html
How about mohamed pig and his girlfriend aisha pig?
th-th-that's all folks! Kaboom!!
Or how about a sitcom loosley based on Leave it to Beaver? Scene opens on empty room with bullet pocked walls and sheet for door. Achmed Cleaver comes in leans his ak47 up against wall and sits on dirt floor and lights up hash pipe "women i'm home, bring me food". Younger son Achmed Jr (everyone calls him jackass) comes into room and says "hi pops, how was the jihad today?" Achmed says it was glorious, we had a big battle with fatah and I got to throw two of them off a roof".
Jackass says, "wow that's great, how long will it be until I can join in the fight?" and achmed says, "jackass, you will never join, you are being prepared for martyrdom like your older brother abdullah (everyone called him dully until he blew himself up at an Israeli crossing)
Then the wives (dressed in burkas so we have no idea what they look like) bring in a bowl of rice for achmed and jackass and they eat with their fingers while the women sit in the corner and watch in silence. Fade to black.
Announcer: "Tune in for our next episode as jackass gets to throw rocks at an israli tank, and achmed murders one of the wives because she had the nerve to be gang raped by the boys that live next door."
Not just a childrens show, but entertaining for the whole family (at least for those still alive).
R_not,
Regarding Muslim assimilation, I have seen the occasional Muslim family in Walt Disney World in Florida. They seem strangely out of place. On a hot day the man is in shorts and sandals while the woman is covered from head to toe. At least she won't get a sunburn.
Miss Gaza Strip
Posted by: BrianA
Barring something pretty hilarious, we have a winner :)
re-gressive
I suggest they adopt the character of Robert Spencer; his cartoonish and comical antics qualify him to become a cartoon character.
You may have something here. Spencer could go on the TV and patiently explain the TRUE Koran to the little tykes, that way they wouldn't need to get killed (the little bastards). And when Spencer is busy I could put on my Robert Spencer look-a-like mask and then I could teach them, or at least 'entertain' them, while their parents are not in the room.
....here goes...
Jiyzahrella
Jihad Little
Ayatollah and the seven dwarfs
Pooh bear and Ahmadinejadlet
tinkerbell aka Ayathollah Khomeini
little mermaid Sistani...
it's one thing to preach genocide against jews, most of Europe is fine with that but to VIOLATE DISNEY COPYRIGHTS - that strikes at the core of our values.
Dedicated to Progressive
Islam Theme Song (Sung to the tune of "The Barney Theme Song")
Islam is a creed from our prophet's imagination
And though it's all a croc
it's what we call divine revelation
Muhammad's friends are big and small
they come from lots of lands
In the mosque they meet to pray
and lay Jihadi plans
Islam shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
And curse the Jews and Infidels
And predict their grievous end
Allah comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Allah can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!
Introducing Muhammad Alfalfa
http://www.home.earthlink.net/~fwbull/chia_pig.jpg
Ynkedoodl2,
That's great, I cant stop laughing! To bad they wont just die of shame, it would make everything so much easier.
HEY Progressive! Pull this finger... hurry!
How about a Gillian's Island type show with Gillian (the little Mujahadeen) always failing his terroist attacks...
Skipper taking off his turbin and smacking Gillian in the head after every failed attempt :)
The professor is the bomb maker (with coconuts of course)
The Movie Star will obviously have to die due to honor killing...
Marryanne will need to be fully clothed in a burqa (sad as that sounds)
Mulla Howell will finance the whole lot.
Many years ago, wasn't there a Saturday Night Live parody called "The Bellaire Arabs"??
The theme song went something like:
"This is the story about poor Abdul,
A poor desert shiek barely kept his family full.
Then one day he was shooting at some Jews,
And up from the ground came a bubblin' crude..."
The show went almost exactly like you guys are describing. It could be brought up to date, with the 'Jethro' character being a stupid wannabe suicide bomber who sets himself on fire with a molotove cocktail.
Anyone rememeber Miss Piggy?
Tuchja, I don't think anyone's remembered Porky Pig, either!
progressive and QuadoLama,
Robert Spencer as a cute little cartoon character? I think I have a rough draft of what he should look like. One day I was bored so I played around with this: http://sp-studio.de
This is what I came out with for Mr. Spencer:
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa286/kuffarjahideen/R.jpg
How about HOMICIDE BOMBER ELMO?
LOL
Hey, BrianA - you've made a Taqiyya Pet!
And wrathofasma, great caricature of Robert. I suspect he'll like it.
Ebonystone, here are your Islamic toys:
http://www.whataretheysaying.org/blog/images/muslimbarbie.jpg
http://www.sptimes.com/2004/01/12/images/xlarge/WEB_0_Fulla2_175722_0112.jpg
Including (I kid you not; third one down this page) Ba Ba Basheer:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://static.flickr.com/101/278735538_60ffd07aae_m.jpg&imgrefurl=http://orlandomama.blogspot.com/search/label/Ramadan%2520and%2520Eid&h=180&w=240&sz=26&hl=en&start=15&tbnid=NRU2U3Ykbc4brM:&tbnh=83&tbnw=110&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMuslim%2Btoys%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG
R_not, 'round here Muslims have managed to have a "Muslim Day" at Great Adventure in New Jersey, for - you guessed it - Muslims only. It became quite controversial after 9/11, but - you guessed it again - it remains.
Here's a sugar-coated Time article on it for a few years ago:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,995205,00.html
I have never laugh so hard in my life...but you guys take the cake. I got tears in my eyes...from laughing.
This is so funny! But it's good to laugh in the face of trouble...builds our spirits up.
To Vee - a "Muslim Only" day at 'Great Adventure', eh? Good grief. Poor things, they just can't bear the sight of us kuffars, we have to respect their delicate sensibilities and let them take over an amusement park so as to get a delicious foretaste of victory.
Just out of curiosity - does 'Great Adventure' cater for other social/ religious/ ethnic groups the same way, ever, with special "X-Group Only" days?
If not:
The Jewish community ought to ask for a "Jewish Only" day - with fully kosher food supplied.
Then the Catholics, the Evangelicals, and the Hindus, and the Buddhists, and the Native Americans, could make demands, too.
Or the park ought to be asked to run an "Afro-American Only Day", "Spanish American Only Day", and "WASP Only Day".
If someplace like an amusement park makes a special accommodation for one religious group, or ethnic group, they had better accommodate others the same way.
Mohammad Saeed, the director of production at Al-Aqsa Television, told Reuters the station would use other famous cartoon characters in future shows.
We know it can't be The Big Bad Wolf with the grandma get up. The Three Little Pigs surviving each blow hard gale would scare the shit out of The Big Bad Dog!
MK
I used to transport 2,000 head of hogs per week. I just did not take 'em far enough!!