"why dont you change sides before it to late and the angels rip out your soul into eternal damnation...oh by the way peace to all mankind"

He is right though.
They have given us "zero"

Jumpin' Jihadi Flash

I was raised by a worthless, bearded cad,
I was schooled with a cane right across my back,
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jihadi Flash,
It's a Gas! Gas! Gas!

To poster:

I am now very happy you posting this. Jihad is only way as you say truth and justice for all. Please write Imam Spencer with jihad plans you make. Imam Spencer have many contacts on this site what are looking like infidels. Is secret meeting place for making jihad, and fooling jews and infidel crusaders. You can also have money sent to you if plan need money. Send bank route numbers for account. Choose jihad name to keep plan secret. Give real name only to Imam Spencer. Peace be with you.

Not only is this email annoying for its hateful vitriol and tu quoque, asocial Islamic babble, but you just have to be completely driven to insanity by its impossible unreadbility. The lack of syntax, grammatical and spelling mistakes and typographical no-no's is beyond my imagination!

This is the kind of islamorobot that will take nuke and set it off in major metropolitan area. Bred for only one purpose: to do the bidding of power-crazed, dogmatic mullahs and imams.

Greetings:

I thought Noah jumped on the Ark!

Robert,

I am not suprise that there was a spam atempt to take this website down, the day before America's birthday. Expect more of these in the future as the Islamofacists goes after people who are oppose to them bigtime. My support to you.

Never had seen such a badly written e-mail in all my life Robert. Please also report this to the FBI.

This spaming takes on the form of a deniel of service attack.

this email must have been written/sent by Sacha Baron Cohen in his "Ali G" character

and

Good one Ynkedoodl2 - "Jumpin' Jihadi Flash" -maybe it could sing "it's a blast!, blast!, blast!"

He needs to read some "troofer" sites. Didn't the aliens give us the computer?

(Sorry to my intro to computers professor)

This would be more funny if this guy was not a spammer. 87 times?! Shall I send you an invite for Gmail, because you have tons of space for pathetic losers like him and it won't crash the system?

Psychotic, but typical. Another Muslim confirms the diagnosis. Allahphrenia. All muslims are afflicted with this debilitating condition that destroys rational thinking and replaces it with chaotic ideology. Allahphrenia make's mental and emotional cripples out of otherwise healthy people. The only known cure for Allahphrenia is to pray fifty time's a day instead of five. Allah was correct to begin with. It was a mistake to reduce the number of daily prayer's to five from fifty. Those who pray fifty time's a day, have no time for psychosis. No time for jihad, no time for murder and mayhem. And no time to write psychotic e-mails...

From the uber-cult, dissing the little cults, eh?

Jumpin' Jihadi Flash (REVISED!)
(with Thanks to TINBH)

I was raised by a worthless, bearded cad,
I was schooled with a cane right across my back,
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jihadi Flash,
It's a Blast! Blast! Blast!

Wow after reading this I think we should open the gates to Middle Eastern emigration. What a wonderful cutural perspective and expierence that was. Never mind Islam perpotrated the worst genocide ever recorded in northern India. Never mind that Islam to this day still practices and, "who thrived on the lave trade". Never mind leaders in the Islamic world to this day use national media outlets to espouse genocide. Never mind that everyday Islamic street rabble espouse genocide. Yeah welcome Islam take my country your ancient wisdom is a marvel of ingenuity.

I am trying to visualize Steve Carrell jumping on that Islamic bandwagon, and I just can't do it.

For that matter, could there possibly be a Muslim member of the cast of "The Office"? There could not. Comedy would not be possible if the character played by Mindy Chokalingam ("Mindy Kaling") were Muslim. We all know why.

Similarly, Apu in "The Simpsons" must be Hindu, cannot be "Muslim." He would not be humorful himself, or the cause of humor in other men, were he a Muslim.

You can learn a lot from television: its presences, and its absences.

Oh, what remedial eduma-cating does this dummy need.

"See you, Jimmy, where am dat watty-melon." -Black Adder

Jihad is the fruit of a Religion that has no genuine confidence in itself or the teachings of it's Prophet to reach people without forcing them under pain of the sword . it must bring people under it's yolk through intimidation and violence. This is an absolutely worthless and Evil ideology based on selfish human insticts. like they say , they love DEATH like we love LIFE . there is something very fundamentally wrong with that. Islam has managed to purge self preservation and respect for LIVING things from the human soul in favor of a promise of gluttonous selfish pleasures as reward for inhumane barbarity.
I long for the day when we ALL see ISLAM for what it is and stamp it out in our lands.
let their souls rot in their own lands.

"and the angels rip out your soul"

I had this happen to me once, in a bar down in Lerado, but I dont remember much. Some of you will know what im saying...

This e-mail looks like a fake by a jihad watch hater. When he says "Islamic bandwagon" and "oh by the way peace to all mankind" doesn't sound like a Muslim. Plus the fact he sent the e-mail 87 times hoping Robert would give it enough attention to post it. Giving him some kind of sick perverted thrill.

"it is practically a textbook example of the jihadist mindset"....from Robert.

The jihadist mindset -- it certainly is something to behold!

And on that note, I don't think this guy is intelligent enough to make a deliberate attempt at crashing your system.

Judging by his ridiculous claims and paranoid views he probably suffers from OCD: Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder is an anxiety disorder characterized by intense, recurrent, unwanted thoughts and rituals that are beyond the person's control.

Poor fool.

Apu is definitely Hindu! And his wife's name is "Manjula" - definitely Indian.

Noah - Islamic? LOL!

The mindset of this ignoramus is quite alarming. We're going to have to do something about these "people" at some point in the future. Enough is enough.

Yeah, thanks for "zero!"

quadolama,

you talking tequila? that sounds a bit like what happens...

If islamists had been on the ark,
"A Muslim man who was so hungry while fasting during Ramadan that he killed a swan to eat was jailed for two months at a court in Britain on Wednesday. Shamsu Mian (52) killed the mute swan at a boating pond in Llandudno on September 25 – only the second day of fasting in Britain. All mute swans in Britain belong to the sovereign, Queen Elizabeth II, a historical quirk dating from the 12th century. When challenged by police, Mian said, “I am a Muslim, I am fasting, I needed to eat.” Llandudno Magistrates Court heard that Mian had blood on his shirt and white feathers in his beard." Keep in mind that it only took two days for this guy to go nuts and start chomping on raw Swans, not even bothering to remove the feathers, what a picture that had to be.
And let’s not forget eid the three day muslim animal sacrifice festival, how many species would have survived the cruise? If islamists were there we can consider ourselves lucky that the Jews/Freemasons/Evangelicals whomever were behind the curtain, as he said pullingh all the strings. I am fasting, therefore I needed to eat, it is always the same with them, contradiction after contradiction. One thing I have learned here at JW is their minds are really warped and they don’t even know it. That’s why they don’t want to debate, when they review their arguments to themselves their points make sense to them. But as soon as they join in debate they end up looking and sounding ridiculous, heck, more often than not they seem insane. Insanity, a byproduct of their indoctrination, a symptom of their absolute domination in every aspect of their lives via their ideology?

You can learn a lot from television: its presences, and its absences. - Hugh

Apu is most definitely Hindu, Hugh. Further to your point above, I can't think of any Muslim characters on the show (though all the other religions have been pretty good about taking a joke, or at least not issuing a fatwa). However, there is a curious scene of a future war between rival sects of followers of "God's last prophet, Bart Simpson" in one episode. I'm almost surprised no one took issue with that.

Noah??? Who taught this fool that Noah was Islamic???

Muslim's don't care about facts -- only fiction.

"There is so much in this -- the paranoid Jew-hatred, the inferiority-complex-grasping at fictional historical accomplishments of Muslims, the tu quoque invocations of evils committed by non-Muslims, the religious-imperialistic appropriation of Noah and the rest as Muslim prophets -- it is practically a textbook example of the jihadist mindset".-Outdoor Cat who knows the real world.

You bet.

This ones a classic Robert, frame it n put it up on your wall. If ever you feel like giving up then the thoughtfull framed and expertly thought out message will give you the strength to redouble your effots against jihad.

Mr Spencer
You might think about removing ElderlyZionist's post.

The Muslims gave us 0 ?
Any half baked idiot can read the I CHING from top to bottom with the broken line representing 0 and the solid line 1 giving 0 to 63 in binary numbers 3,000 years before the illiterate paediophile's cult found it in the books of the civilizations they destroyed.

Huh?

MarisolJW -

South Park tried to bring in a depiction of Mo last year after the riots...Comedy Central censored his face even though they ran the show.

Only time I recall somethin' regarding muzlims in a humorous light, but censorship is rampant in the good ol' US of A!

Sorry to burst the e-mailer's bubble but he's a typical Muslim, taking credit where none is due. Islam did not give us the zero, any more than the grocer gives us our food.

The concept of zero was developed by Indian mathematicians. They taught the Muslims. Europeans got it from the Arabs. We call them "Arabic numbers" but they are really Indian. The Islamists were a conduit, nothing more. They may have created a repository of knowledge, but none of it was original. It was taken from others.

"I am trying to visualize Steve Carrell jumping on that Islamic bandwagon, and I just can't do it."

Consider also the Jihadist Rat. It's a Cartoon -- for children. In the west, cartoons for children are supposed to be amusing, while imparting some moral lesson. So, where's the humour in the Jihadist rat? I suspect that Infidels view it as unintentional satire of Islam (and quite hilarious in one respect -- we "get" the joke -- they don't). While the Islamists don't see it as humorous at all -- in fact, it's deadly serious (intended to propagate hatred of Jews, etc.). Yet another instance of the reversals..or the topsy-turvy world of islam.

Then, of course, they riot over cartoons. They kill over cartoons. So much for their "sense of humour." (btw, this is yet another indicator of, imo, the disturbed emotions islam produces -- again, it's psychopathic -- what do "psychopaths" find amusing? same for Islam. There have also been studies done with respect to brain damage and "humour.")

....HA!...I can see the undercover female Muslim cop sneaking up on the bad guys wearing a burka....kinda like Dog the Bounty Hunter trying to sneak up on anybody.....

"I am trying to visualize Steve Carrell jumping on that Islamic bandwagon, and I just can't do it."

Consider also the Jihadist Rat. It's a Cartoon -- for children. In the west, cartoons for children are supposed to be amusing, while imparting some moral lesson. So, where's the humour in the Jihadist rat? I suspect that Infidels view it as unintentional satire of Islam (and quite hilarious in one respect -- we "get" the joke -- they don't). While the Islamists don't see it as humorous at all -- in fact, it's deadly serious (intended to propagate hatred of Jews, etc.). Yet another instance of the reversals..or the topsy-turvy world of islam.

Then, of course, they riot over cartoons. They kill over cartoons. So much for their "sense of humour." (btw, this is yet another indicator of, imo, the disturbed emotions islam produces -- again, it's psychopathic -- what do "psychopaths" find amusing? same for Islam. There have also been studies done with respect to brain damage and "humour.")

This e-mail looks like a fake by a jihad watch hater. When he says "Islamic bandwagon" and "oh by the way peace to all mankind" doesn't sound like a Muslim. Plus the fact he sent the e-mail 87 times hoping Robert would give it enough attention to post it. Giving him some kind of sick perverted thrill.

Posted by: havekoranwilltravel

He could have been a convert. Raised in Western society and rebelled by switching to Islam. Fundamentalist Muslims in Western countries are generally converts or second generation.

The Muslims gave us 0 ?
Any half baked idiot can read the I CHING from top to bottom with the broken line representing 0 and the solid line 1 giving 0 to 63 in binary numbers 3,000 years before the illiterate paediophile's cult found it in the books of the civilizations they destroyed.

hum... is he an idiot or what? Mayans or was the aztecs, that gave the 0 to us, before that, the 0 existed, but it didnt have a specific symbol to represent it before 1 and it wasnt generally used

"why dont you change sides before it to late and the angels rip out your soul into eternal damnation...oh by the way peace to all mankind"
http://www.jokes.thefunnybone.com/waves/fart.wav

Dr.CancerMan:

Dinesh D'Souza says on the record that it was Indian (Hindu) mathematicians who gave Arabs the zero and they passed it on to us. Muslims never invented a thing. They're afraid of their own shadow.

TypeKey continues to be quirky.

I'm sure ol' Michael the Archangel stands ready to rip my soul out because I'm an infidel...LMAO

"was up"???...oh yeah, ghettospeak for "what's up?"
Nothing like showing his room-temperature IQ.

Once again, classic case-in-point how we KNOW we're effective against the HYPOCRITES OF THE NTH DEGREE called islamofascist terrorists in this GWOT GWOT GWOT! (yes, I'm well aware of what calling them what I just did means to them, and reiterate it ad infinitum)
So much for "bumper sticker" comment, eh?
LOL

"oh by the way" WE endorse "peace to all mankind", AND try to live it...how things are with these frantic islamofascists down on their level I'm afraid is far less easy to say.

LAN ASTASLEM!!!!

"change sides before it to late and the angels rip out your soul into eternal damnation"

Gosh, even their angels are mean!

"Gosh, even their angels are mean!"

LOL!!!! So it seems!

Yah yah ... and Mohammad also invented the airplane and cheese noodles. Muslims did not invent the zero. The origins of the english word for zero come from Arabic. Thanks for the word, but computers come from the Greeks. A far more rational people than Muslims!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0_(number)#History_of_zero

As for being on the side of satan, one of us is. I'll take my chances with the Crucified and Risen Jesus Christ, than your pedophile bandit Mohammad any day. As John wrote in his gospel ... people are in love with the darkness. Such is the case with Islam. The test for Islam being falsehood is its unwillingness to face criticism. That is why they kill people who challenge their religion so much. They can not face a challenge to their house of cards.

I don't think this is the musings of a convert to islam. I suspect it's a Muslim (born and raised).

Note the sense of entitlement? The demands that homage be paid to Muslims. Yet on the other hand, zero sense of gratitude towards others?

The joke, of course, is that contrary to the claim that "we gave you the 0 so thank us for letting you be able to use a computer" that (as pointed out above) Muslims didn't "give us" the zero...(that's a myth). Nor does having a zero necessarily (it's not a sufficient cause) lead to the development of a computer. In fact, the Internet and computers arose from a DARPA grant back in 1969. So, by this Muslim's strange logic, he or she should be expressing immense gratitude to the U.S. military establishment...or how about the U.S. Military-Industrial complex...heh, heh, heh. But, of course, facts would never, ever interfere in the "minds" of these folk. They live in an alternate universe...a topsy-turvy world in which gratitude is never expressed to the deserving, but a sense of entitlement (for accomplishing absolutely nothing or zero) abounds. O the irony.

Or thus explains their fixation with having created zero...

Stop bringing up Native American's in your bull baloney talk. The men who killed Native American's are dead and gone themselves. They have to answer to God for their sins. But I am alive and well..and I am proud to be part Native American and part "white" :p.

You see, a Handsome Irishman..my G>>> met my beautiful Native American G>>>ma and they married and had many little ones. I am one of them.

Muslim's..stop using history as a tool to try to change minds. You want win my country! You want win my heart! Get it!

The Native's worship the "Great Spirit" (God Almighty)....not allah!

"do what noah did jump on the islamic bandwagon"

If Noah was Muslim, wouldn't he have been condemned for having haram pigs and dogs on his boat?

Who thrived on the slave trade? Ummm.. The Muslims did a brisk business in enslaving Africans and selling them both to the Europeans, North Americans, and the Muslim world.

Who destroyed Buddhism in central Asia?
Islam!

Who butchered hundreds of thousands of Hindus?
Islam!

Who destroyed the Zorastrianism in Persia?
Islam!

Who expelled or killed Christians, Jews, and pagans from the Arabian peninsula
Islam!