You're never too old. "Iraq: Woman would-be suicide bomber blocked," from AKI (thanks to Twostellas):
Baghdad, 7 August (AKI) - Iraqi security forces on Tuesday arrested what they said was a 60-year-old female suicide bomber outside a bank in Baquba a city just north of Baghdad, a local news agency reported.The woman was apprehended as she was trying to detonate explosives strapped on a belt she was wearing, the NINA agency said.
The woman's arrest comes just days after security forces took into custody several alleged al-Qaeda militants apparently specialising in the training of female suicide bombers.
I guess if life gets any worse for the average Iraqi, they'll have to take lotto tickets for the honor of killing oneself in honor of allacadabra the moon god.
Islam: Never too young to indoctrinate and prepare for the hereafter even when life could hold such promise - never too old to die for a worthless cause and shorten one's lifespan when one could create and enjoy the paradise in the here and now!
This story comes as no surprise for this boy...just another layer on the pile.
If the people running al-Hurra would have the spine to do this, they should be exposing the cowardice of the so-called insurgency and how they use old women, the handicapped and children for their dirty work. They should find a way of airing "jihad! the musical" to Iraqis.
If the press can succeed in demoralizing public opinion by presenting a no-win scenario for the best-equipped, best-trained and morally superior military in the world, meaning the Americanos, then it ought to be an even easier task for the other side to merely tell the truth about the insurgency.
But I don't run the world.
Islamikazi...ette.
Boy. Talk about your Baby Boomers...
Men are promised virgins -- anyone know what the load of BS is that the women are fed for blowing themselves/others up?
So would the old cow get 72 virginal men or women had she carried out this wonderful act?
What reward in paradise do women get out of blowing themselves up?
The men supposedly get a bus load of virgins, what's in it for the woman (other than escaping life on Earth as a slave)?
Maybe the retirement age here is 65?
...She was probably reading Naseems posts and became depressed....
As Jimmy Durante used to say, "Everybody wants to get into the act."
What reward in paradise do women get out of blowing themselves up?
The men supposedly get a bus load of virgins, what's in it for the woman (other than escaping life on Earth as a slave)?
Posted by: livefreeordie!
ANSWER:
If the woman is very good she gets "re-virginized" and gets to screw for eternity proper Arab Muslim men.
If the woman is bad, she does not get "re-virginized" and she gets sloppy seconds with non-Arabs.
Verily, Allah talla knows best.
She was going to blow up a bank. How brave!! What a damned hero for her fake god she would have become.
How many innocent Iraqi civilians, just trying to live life, have been killed or mutilated by people like this? How many have serious head wounds, or blinded, or amputations from such 'brave' acts??
Our adopted daughter is a amputee. She does great, but still faces challenges. I can't imagine what life would be like dealing with those sorts of things in some backwards middle eastern hell hole.
Take this woman out to a gravel pit and let her finish the job. If we're really lucky, she'll get to see how life is with prosthetic legs and hook hands. It's doubtful, but just MAYBE she'd get some insight that what she's doing is all wrong.
...Ha....she becomes one of the promised 72....
Wha?...a...a...granny-bomb?
Want ads - Iraqi Newspaper
Wanted, 'mature' men/women for excellent opportunities. We have many positions available.
* Laboratory testing
* Mine clearing
* Bomb disposal
* Testing new designs of parachutes
* Cave exploration
* Suicide bombers
Excellent benefits....in the next life.
exploding grannys.. exploding sheep.. [see next entry]
livefreeordie! -- Have you seen
Inside Terrorism: The X-ray Project
http://www.x-rayproject.org/
"What reward in paradise do women get out of blowing themselves up?"
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Isn't the whole family of a suicide bomber supposed to be guaranteed entry to paradise? Not to mention, if a woman has been accused of "dishonorable acts" (whether or not the accusation is true) she's just about guaranteed to be slaughtered by her male family members. I would bet that the manipulative @&&#*$% who recruits suicide bombers would tell her that having your throat slashed hurts worse and longer than blowing yourself to smithereens, besides her family will be celebrated as having produced a successful "martyr". The family might even get that cash reward I've heard about. All that, and paradise besides! Such a deal!
It's possible this sort of thing has happened many times before, but with the bigger bombs it would be almost impossible to identify the age.
If you make life hell, a hell of a lot of people will stand in line to get out.
The bomb is just militant theater for the true suicide.
They are all suicides, caused by the morbid incompatablility of Islam with developing human life.
Islam is so unpleasant, some people would rather be dead.
And so malignant, that it blesses the mentally ill "for mass-murdering as they destroy themselves". [Euphemism: "suicide bombing"].
A dark Answer.
In Islamdom, the life of a 60 year old woman who probably is a widow with no children must be unbearable. By contrast, suicide must be pleasant and painless.
My wife has two widowed aunts who are past 70; my widowed sister is 65, and these three ladies are living it up. They are not wealthy, but they want for nothing. This is in America, not Cesspoolia.
LMAO...upon reading this, my wife blurted out:
"Man...and I thought post-meopausal women in the WEST were bad!"
(/sarc)
I spilled my tea in the process...damn! lol
Hi Josephine,
Thank you for the link. Very very sad, but one of the realities of dealing with a totally immoral group of people.
My wife works in a physical rehab. hospital and deals with all sorts of injuries on a daily basis. It's bad enough to see such things happen from disease and accidents and stupidity, but to think that there are people who operate at such a low level as to plan and instigate such injuries is almost unbelievable. What happens is before our eyes day after day, yet there are still fools who think we can rationalize with these murdering barbarians.
Take care up there! Thank you again for the link.
The Kafirs must have fought Islam on a "Better late then never" basis. But then, islam seems to have hijacked that platform........
The Kafirs must have fought Islam on a "Better late then never" basis. But then, islam seems to have hijacked that platform........
this poor lady is past her usefulness, and wanted to go out in a big way, human stupidity and sheer evilness should never surprise me. This type of culture and a society that promotes such despictable murders cannot survive.
Zena is right. Past child-bearing age, Islam has no other use for a woman.
Maybe it was just that her marital aid wasn't explosive enough?
Just speculating here...lol
Very seriously, though--
What awaits Mohammedan women in Paradise? I've heard all kinds of things, including that they just stand in the corners, and wait for men to come and have sex with them.
Hell, who can't get that, here, with dinner and a movie, besides?
I've asked this question in various religious bulletins, but no one seems inclined to answer. Could it be that a woman in paradise is free from beatings? Could it be that she doesn't have to dress like a black ghost?
Robert, Marisol, Hugh, Jay, or anybody at all--Can you answer this question for me, as according to the Gospel of Muhammed?
livefreeordie! -- You're most welcome! And thank you for the good wishes!
On the one hand, we have people who believe it is a moral duty (religious or not) to alleviate suffering, and on the other hand, we have people who believe it is their religious duty to cause suffering.
Mom told me when you get to her age you get so irritated with people you begin to look forward to death...
Guess this woman REALLY couldn't wait!
Instead of arresting these would be bombers, they should have been shot in the head and put on display to show others what happens.
Wow, speaking of exploding pigs...
ooops, shame on me!
*slap*
BAD poster!
Ok, I feel better now...