Clash of civilizations, the illustrated version
Welcome to Eurabia: Fortress McDonalds opens in Berlin, an event well attended by riot police. No doubt the cops were there to repel trendy Euroveggie neo-fascists, but you also never know in Europe these days when the mujahedin may decide to take revenge against that ubiquitous symbol of American pop cultural hegemony.
"McDonald's Opens in Kreuzberg," by Josh Ward in Spiegel Online (thanks to Ruth King):
It looks like any of Germany's nearly 1,300 other McDonald's franchises. Colorful glossy plastic and shiny stainless steel, bright lights, smiling counter people, a playground, a grasshopper-green manicured lawn, a McCafé and a McDrive. Everything McNormal.Take a closer look, though, and you see something strange. Hidden in a parking lot around the corner are three police paddy wagons with wire-mesh-protected windows, full of bored police officers in riot gear waiting for a smoke break. Security cameras hang in bunches on light poles like coconuts. Almost everyone outside has a long-lensed camera, video recorder or reporter's spiral notepad.
I think Mickey D's should add more pork to the menu.
Pork Mc Nuggetts!!!! YUMMY
Conspiracy Theory:
"The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles… Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great classes directly facing each other -- bourgeoisie and proletariat."
-The Communist Manifesto
Deep in the bowels of an old German warehouse sit a group of men representing extreme wealth from around the world. It is 2012. The plan is ready.
The Spartan model, aka Multiculturalism, has worked. The Proletarians have been divided. Ethnocentric friction makes any unified resistance unlikely.
The Islamic strategy has also worked. Populations have demanded strong security in the face of increasingly organized and deadly Muslim violence. Video surveillance coverage is nearly complete. The security forces are mobilized and augmented after last month’s events.
The men take a vote and it passes. Each will sell off their government securities at 0930 tomorrow morning, collapsing the democracies of the Western world.
http://www.anu.edu.au/polsci/marx/classics/manifesto.html
get your pork nuggets here
http://www.brunothebandit.com/d/20010217.html
heh heh
Will they have foot baths?
McNormal.
Kinda wonder what the reaction will be when they attack multibillion $ corps........Oh wait, they already have.
Well in all fairness there doesn't appear to be a strong 'Muslim' connection on this one and personally while I eat at McDonald's occasionally I support (to some extent) the right of a community to have a say in dictating what gets built within the area. Such as a mosque, for instance.
"Well in all fairness there doesn't appear to be a strong 'Muslim' connection on this one and personally while I eat at McDonald's occasionally I support (to some extent) the right of a community to have a say in dictating what gets built within the area. Such as a mosque, for instance."
::Scratches head::
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out... aside from the picture of the Muslim woman, what exactly this has to do with Jihad or Dhimmitude...
Looking closer at the photo, I'm not sure if she is a Muslum, or just wearing a hooded sweater....
"Kreuzberg is also a Turkish neighborhood, but it wasn't clear how many devout Muslims will be frequenting the new restaurant."
the woman in the photo is of a muslim (there's a muslim woman also behind her), see this link for the full image and description of photo.
http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/0,5538,PB64-SUQ9MjQ4MzAmbnI9OA_3_3,00.html
but most if not all of the opposition to this mcdonals hasn't been from the turkish community but this band of sad losers.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mcwiderstand/
Will they have foot baths?
Posted by: Elric66
FUNN-NNNYYY!!!!!! Good one!! LOLOLOLOL!!!
AHHHH! Now I see....McMuslums!!!!
"Looking closer at the photo, I'm not sure if she is a Muslum, or just wearing a hooded sweater....
Posted by: ooddballz"
....probably, but she (and we are assuming this is a she), could be pushing a buggy bomb....
.....the kid at her side is a diversion....
.....wanna bet a Mcdonalds could be bombed in the near future?....
".....wanna bet a Mcdonalds could be bombed in the near future?...."
Posted by: exsgtbrown
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Probably not. McDonald's (or should it be McDimmi's) is notorious for its support of left-wing causes and right now the Jihadists see the left as useful idiots to aid in the world conquest.
McMOhammed..OOps.. can I say ..'that?' Can you three times real fast?...