Memo to polygamous husbands: don't tell Wife #1 about Wife #2's sexual prowess

After all, "marry women of your choice, two or three or four; but if ye fear that ye shall not be able to deal justly (with them), then only one, or (a captive) that your right hands possess" (Qur'an 4:3). I doubt that comparing one wife unfavorably to another -- to her face -- qualifies as dealing "justly," but human nature being what it is, it's going to happen.

Human Cost of Sharia Alert: "Scorned wife takes knife to man's penis in Malaysia," from Reuters:

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.

The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.

Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.

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Those wedding bells are breaking up that old wang of mine.

Is this Reuters idea of a 'funny' news item? Ho bloody ho.

I wonder what sort of fate awaits the woman who carried out the attack?

Somebody isnt going to wang chung tonight. :-)

Mentioned in that article is the word (Captive).

Indeed Muslims were capturing white slaves from Southern Europe over many hundreds of years.

COULD THIS BE ANOTHER CASE ?

READ BELOW

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=483856&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

'Stop the car, there's Madeleine': Witness sees her dragged by Muslim woman

Madeleine McCann: 'Spotted holding hands with a Muslim woman'

A Spanish mother told today how she is convinced she saw Madeleine McCann being dragged across a street in Morocco.

The potential witness believes she spotted the missing girl with a woman in a headscarf crossing a road in the northern town of Zaio in May.

She said she told her husband to stop the car. "I shouted 'Stop! It's Madeleine, the missing girl.' But by the time we pulled over and ran back to where she had crossed, they had both vanished."


Two people have previously reported seeing a girl who looked just like Madeleine in Marrakech six days after she disappeared while on holiday with her family on 3 May.

The woman who made the latest sighting also gave a description of a couple - a blonde woman with a man with black hair and dark skin who was aged around 45 - which matched that given by the two earlier witnesses.

The claim came as Gerry McCann spoke of his feeling of "encouragement" at a renewed focus on the hunt for his daughter and police in Leicestershire said there is not sufficient evidence to charge him or his wife Kate.

The new sighting in the town of Zaio was reported to Portuguese and Spanish police. The woman says she was told that Madeleine was presumed to be dead.

The woman, who does not want to be named, said she went to her local paper when she learned of the other Morocco sightings.

She said: "I'm sure I saw her as I have the image of the girl imprinted on my mind. I saw a Muslim woman holding a girl by the hand.

"The girl was wearing a skirt and short-sleeved top, with hat on and her hair tied up. A gust of wind blew up the hat and I saw that it was Madeleine McCann."

The first sighting in Morocco came from a British tourist who contacted police to say he saw a "lost-looking" young girl at a petrol station in Marrakesh.

His testimony was similar to that of Norwegian tourist Marie Pollard who claimed she was "100 per cent convinced" she saw Madeleine at the same spot. Moroccan authorities took almost a month to examine the CCTV footage from the petrol station, by which time they found it had been erased.

The Spanish woman, from Malilla, on the northern coast of Morocco, said she was driving with her husband in their 4x4 when the incident happened.

She said by the time she persuaded her husband to turn the vehicle around, the Muslim woman and girl had disappeared.

She added: "We went looking and asking in the town, and by chance we saw a blonde woman with a man with black hair, dark skin, around 45 years old and 1.7metres (5ft 5ins) tall.

"Those are the same descriptions offered by the British and Norwegian people who reported seeing the girl in Marrakech."

The woman, who would not be named said she reported the incident to the Nacional Police in Melilla and to police in Portugal. She said: "They told me the investigation was heading in a different direction." She added they told her they believed Madeleine was already dead.

Her revelations are certain to be studied by the McCanns' legal team, and private-investigators who they have engaged. The McCanns, both aged 39, returned home to Rothley in Leicestershire two weeks ago with their twoyearold twins Sean and Amelie.

Today Mr McCann said he and his wife Kate have not given up hope of finding their daughter Madeleine alive.

The 39-year-old consultant cardiologist said they are "encouraged" that the state prosector in Portugal is keeping all "lines of inquiry open" in their case.

MAKES ME WONDER IF THE PORTUGUESE POLICE NEED EDUCATING ON THE HISTORY OF MUSLIMS TAKING SLAVES AND THE FACT THAT IN THE CURRENT CLIMATE THAT COULD BE WHAT HAS HAPPENED!

ROBERT - MAYBE A WELL TARGETED EMAIL CAMPAIGN TO FORCE THE PORTUGUESE POLICE TO TAKE THESE SIGHTINGS SERIOUSLY WOULD BE IN ORDER !!!

Local police say they have strong evidence against the 48-yr old wife, but the District Attorney is afraid that it won't stand up in court.

I know this is OT, but does the dhimmitude at AP know NO BOUNDS?

And check out the name of the "reporter". [!!]


News from Associated Press
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Sep 25, 2:58 PM EDT

Iranians Condemn US Reception of Leader

By NASSER KARIMI
Associated Press Writer
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TEHRAN, Iran (AP) -- Iranians on Tuesday called the combative introduction of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad by the head of Columbia University "shameful" and said the harsh words only added to their image of the United States as a bully.

In a region where the tradition of hospitality outweighs personal opinions about people, many here thought Columbia University President Lee Bollinger's aggressive tone - including telling Ahmadinejad that he exhibited the signs of a "petty and cruel dictator" - was over the top.

"The surprising point of the last night meeting is the behavior of the university president," state-run radio reported, describing Bollinger's introduction as "full of insult, which was mostly Zionists' propaganda against Iran."

The chancellors of seven Iranian universities issued a letter on Tuesday to Bollinger saying his statements were "deeply shameful" and invited him to Iran.

In the letter, they asked him to respond to 10 questions ranging from: "Why did the U.S. support the bloodthirsty dictator Saddam Hussein during the 1980-88 Iraqi-imposed war on Iran?" to "Why has the U.S. military failed to find al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden even with all its advanced equipment?"

Ahmadinejad's visit to New York to attend the U.N. General Assembly has created a stir and thousands have protested his appearance there.

Despite calls to cancel Ahmadinejad's question-and-answer forum at Columbia, Bollinger said the hardline leader, known for his anti-Israel and U.S. rhetoric, should be allowed to speak.

Ahmadinejad smiled at first in response to Bollinger's words, then decried the "insults" and "unfriendly treatment." In his speech, Ahmadinejad portrayed himself as an intellectual and argued that his administration respected reason and science. He even drew audience applause at times, such as when he bemoaned the plight of the Palestinians.

But the Iranian also found himself drawn into the type of rhetoric that has alienated American audiences in the past. He questioned the official version of the Sept. 11 attacks and defended Holocaust revisionists.

While Ahmadinejad likely expected at worst a hostile grilling by the audience, Bollinger's sardonic comments reflected a blatant disregard for the tradition of hospitality revered in the Middle East. His comments may deflect some of the U.S. criticism he got for issuing the invitation to the Iranian president, but it could also backfire by drawing sympathy for Ahmadinejad, even in quarters where he would normally be sharply criticized.

"I don't know why he (Ahmadinejad) stayed there and did not leave the meeting. Their attitude was an insult to the nature of the meeting. They should not treat him as a suspect," said Mahmoud Rouhi, a nurse, in Tehran. Though state media did not broadcast Monday's event live in Farsi, state-run TV showed a recorded version on Tuesday.

"The meeting and their approach showed that Americans, even in a cultural position, are cowboys and nothing more," said Rasoul Qaresi, shopping at a grocery store in Tehran.

Ahmadinejad's international allies have also taken his side. Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, who is expecting a visit from Ahmadinejad later this week, said he spoke by phone with the Iranian leader on Monday after his tense showdown at Columbia.

"I congratulate him, in the name of the Venezuelan people, before a new aggression of the U.S. empire," Chavez said, adding that it seemed Ahmadinejad was the subject of "an ambush."

Ahmadinejad is set to address the U.N. General Assembly later Tuesday. Thousands of people protested Ahmadinejad's visit Monday and more were expected to rally in the streets Tuesday when the Iranian leader attends the meeting for the third time in three years.

Tensions are high between Iran and the U.S. over Washington allegations that Tehran is secretly trying to develop nuclear weapons and supplying Shiite militias in Iraq with deadly weapons that kill U.S. troops. Iran denies both claims.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel threatened tougher sanctions against Iran if it remains intractable on the dispute over its nuclear program.

Merkel said she intends to make clear in her address to the General Assembly later Tuesday that an Iranian nuclear bomb would have devastating consequences not only for Israel and the whole of the Middle East, but for Europe and the rest of the world.

"For this reason, the international community must not let itself become splintered" in dealing with Iran, Merkel said.

"The world should not have to prove to Iran that it is building a (nuclear) bomb, but Iran must convince the world that it doesn't want to build a nuclear bomb," Merkel told reporters in New York.

According to Bukhari, the perfect man Mohammed himself pulled something quite similar on one of his wives, the poor Sawda. Entranced by the tender flesh of nine-year-old wife Aisha, the aging Mohammed complained that Sawda was old and no longer attracted him, so he would repudiate and abandon her. Doubtlessly fearing starvation, Sawda agreed to surrender her nights so Mohammed could dally with the child instead, and Mohammed graciously refrained from kicking Sawda out into the street.

Too bad Sawda didn't take this gal's . . . edgier approach.

MAKES ME WONDER IF THE PORTUGUESE POLICE NEED EDUCATING ON THE HISTORY OF MUSLIMS TAKING SLAVES AND THE FACT THAT IN THE CURRENT CLIMATE THAT COULD BE WHAT HAS HAPPENED!

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Posted by: Churchill1939


I think the Portuguese police may be in on it. They've been mishandling the case from Day One.

What better way to get the parents to go away and drop it than to accuse them in the press so they'll be running a constant gauntlet for as long as they remain in Portugal?

This makes me wonder what really happened to Natalee Holloway..

...'Tears on my pillow, pain in my heart
Caused by you (you)'

OK....now is it just me or does 11 stitches to re-attach sound like they didn't have a whole lot to work with?????

Shades of Lorena Bobbit

re. the AP story I posted above:

News from Associated Press
AP Top Stories

Sep 25, 2:58 PM EDT

Iranians Condemn US Reception of Leader

By NASSER KARIMI
Associated Press Writer

The oft-mentioned "pro-American" iranian people are speaking for themselves. A few highlights if I may:

"full of insult, which was mostly Zionists' propaganda against Iran."

...decried the "insults" and "unfriendly treatment."

"The meeting and their approach showed that Americans, even in a cultural position, are cowboys and nothing more,"

So much for the "Pro-American" iranians. All propaganda by iranians who live in the West trying to avoid the inevitable attack.

They think we're cowboys.. Let's give 'em a good demonstration of COWBOY UP!

I'm sick of iran and the "iranian people". we need to save ourselves and stop worrying about everybody else.

If all the moslem women did this to all the moslem "men" the problem we are continually faced with would be forever taken care of :-)

Oh, those "polyamorous" "metrosexual" moFoes.. LOL

pez wrote:

"Local police say they have strong evidence against the 48-yr old wife, but the District Attorney is afraid that it won't stand up in court."

That was a classic, thank you.

I guess that 3some he was hoping for is on life support

The moral of the story here is, 1 wife is enough. And, stay away from Islam.

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I don't understand the allure of polygamy.

Her antics kept him in stitches.

Well, maybe she was mad as hell and wasn't going to take it anymore. This runs along the lines of, "If I can't have you, ain't nobody going to have you." Or, er, it!

People shouldn't underestimate a woman scorned. Remember Myra Morton? What better way to eliminate her rival than to get rid of the object of her affection. The husband died and the second wife got nothing. Let's see old second Mrs.Indonesian worker practice her skills now. Of course if she could sew...


"This makes me wonder what really happened to Natalee Holloway.."

Allahfanculo, I had the very same thought.

special_guest


It's all about sex, what's left to undestand? Women are basically considered property in their society, so marriage can't serve any other purpose.

The men want sex, and the women need a man to provide for them. Their idea of marriage is nothing more then glorified prostitution.

Churchill 1939,

Here is an article with pictures. It sure looks like that little girl to me.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/dailymail/home.html

Greetings in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ: that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow,… every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father

"OK....now is it just me or does 11 stitches to re-attach sound like they didn't have a whole lot to work with?????

Posted by: gaelen"

Bwah ha ha ha! Too many funny comments on this thread! :)

Although, I don't think this guy is laughing right now with his eleven stitches...

I read an online Islamic opinion where a man asked if he could have sex with both wives at the same time. He did not use the word threesome. The mufti answered that it was forbidden for his wives to see each other undressed; therefore, he could not have both wives in bed at the same time for sex. I wish I could have seen the look on this particular Mohammedan's face when he read that. What a disappointment; I'll wager that when he grabbed that secong wife, a threesome was exactly what he was contemplating.

I did not think it would be so easy to find it.

http://www.islam.tc/ask-imam/view.php?q=7072

If only one of Muhammad's wives had been so bold....

Only 11 stitches?

Re. alexon

"Only 11 stitches? "

LOL!

Although I can certainly understand the woman's choice of targets, it seem to me that severing the femoral arteries in the legs would have provided a more permanent ( if less amusing ) solution to her problem.

Pelayo said

The mufti answered that it was forbidden for his wives to see each other undressed; therefore, he could not have both wives in bed at the same time for sex.

Maybe he could blindfold them.

From Pez "Local police say they have strong evidence against the 48-yr old wife, but the District Attorney is afraid that it won't stand up in court "

LMAO

OK....now is it just me or does 11 stitches to re-attach sound like they didn't have a whole lot to work with?????

Posted by: gaelen


LOL

Hilarious thread :)

Another advantage of not having a dog in the house at times like these, lest it eat the evidence.

Meanwhile,

"The "prophet" of a fundamentalist Mormon sect who encouraged his followers to practice polygamy, and is himself believed to have married more than 70 women, was convicted yesterday on two counts of being an accessory to rape after a court found he forced a 14-year-old girl to marry her cousin against her will."

from The Independent & The Independent on Sunday
26 September 2007 06:10

This is interesting to me because it would be nice to think that as a rule, if we have no problem enforcing laws, regardless of religion when it comes to Americans, that the same will apply to islamists in the U.S. On the other hand, I'm still pretty young and naive. Between apologists and useful idiots, there's no telling what kind of hand muslims will get dealt when they break our laws in accordance with sharia.

"I don't understand the allure of polygamy."
Posted by: special_guest

"It's all about sex..."
Posted by: GuitarBob
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I disagree. It's mostly about power!

While sex is certainly a fringe benefit, having many wives is a symbol of wealth and status, both socially and psychologically. Increasing the number of sons also has great influence. Even semi-polygamous activity such as keeping a mistress may be mostly about sex initially but the roles of status and power still there.

Incidently, the driving force for polygamy is often from the women. Being the wife of some poor slob who can afford only her is less attractive than being a primary wife of a man wealthy and powerful enough to afford many women. Plus, if the husband is abusive, all the pain is not focused on one but spread among the many wives and concubines. The are myriad other psychological and social factors as well but they usually boil down to wealth and power as well.

"I don't understand the allure of polygamy."
Posted by: special_guest

"It's all about sex..."
Posted by: GuitarBob
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I disagree. It's mostly about power!

While sex is certainly a fringe benefit, having many wives is a symbol of wealth and status, both socially and psychologically. Increasing the number of sons also has great influence. Even semi-polygamous activity such as keeping a mistress may be mostly about sex initially but the roles of status and power still there.

Incidently, the driving force for polygamy is often from the women. Being the wife of some poor slob who can afford only her is less attractive than being a primary wife of a man wealthy and powerful enough to afford many women. Plus, if the husband is abusive, all the pain is not focused on one but spread among the many wives and concubines. The are myriad other psychological and social factors as well but they usually boil down to wealth and power.

Oops, sorry for the double post. Marisol, please erase the first one (and this message to you). Thanks.

Muslim Women are going to have more and more of these Nights of the Long Knives as long as Muslim men are knaves.

Whetstones for Muslimahs!

As for the Moroccan Muslims who've kidnapped Madeleine McCann...

CNN is reporting that British authorities have looked into it and the girl is not Madeleine.

So, back to the case of the unkindest cut:

Memo to Muslim women: Measure Twice and Cut Once.

Provoslavni

Power...status... You have a good point about that. Could you explain to me the psychology of multiculturists?

I'm wondering if the first wife is going to get a stiff sentence.

So many come to mind.......

...the (un)kindest cut of all.....

...cause if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner....

...as the Moyle (Jewish circumcising Rabbi) said, 'I only take tips!'.......

....A stitch in time saves......4??....

.....off with his head!!!......

...and the motorcycle ride, don't even get me thinking about that as I ride and believe me, what he did would probably kill me.


"Apostates of the world, Unite!"
"Stop Muslim immigration now"
"Islam, abusing women since 622AD"

Allahfanculo:

Could you plese provide a link for that Reuters story on Iranians upset over Ahmadinejad's reception and Columbia U?

That's great news because it shows that not all of the incident was repressed or edited!

Could you explain to me the psychology of multiculturists?
Posted by: GuitarBob.
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Probably insanity, at least in its effects!

However, on a more serious note, I suspect that many (not all) multiculturalists are of that totalitarian mentality share by most Muslims, Communists, Nazis, and cultists. While they loudly proclaim the value of diversity and a plurality of cultures, they actually hate any sign of diversity and desire to impose their own ideology on everyone else.