I'll bet the Europeans are in a frenzy of anticipation. "Islamist site says new Bin Laden message soon," from Reuters (thanks to Jeffrey Imm):
DUBAI (Reuters) - Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden will address the people of Europe in a message to be posted on the Internet "soon," an Islamist Web site said on Monday."Soon, God willing, (we will post) a new message to the European people from the lion Imam who defeated the Americans and tyrants, Sheikh Osama bin Laden," said the pro-al Qaeda Web site which regularly posts messages from the militant leader.
"Let this message be posted by various Western Web sites so that we deliver to them the truth of their lost war and (confront) them with the purposely hidden fact," it said, adding that the message was produced by al Qaeda media arm As-Sahab.
Probably they will demand protection money.
I think it is Osama's new video Christmas Card.
Osama is just in the Christmas spirit.
Will he henna his beard red?
... and they'll probably get it. George likes to give these vermon cash in blocks of $25 million.
Heck, it's only money after all.
Come to think of it, maybe the "lion shiek" will demand his protection dough in Euros given the dollar slide?
Hey Watchers--
YouTube scooped the new OBL Video, and you can see it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0z4oV2YXjs
Is he going to bitch again about losing in Iraq ?
The fool is sounding more and more like a democrat.
Is he going to beg them to send him some viagra and beard dye ?
Or is it: "your money or a fatwa" ?
Is he going to look for sanctuary in Australia since John Howard is no longer there to scare him away ?
Stay tuned.
He's an imam now?
He defeated us?
Ummm...who is it still living in a CAVE, in durkadurkastan? (as compared to what he'd hoped for-being greeted by mass throngs of adorning fans in the streets of the world by now)???
LOL
Sounds like echoes of an asshat in 1945 still spewing BS about how great he the empire he created will be...from a bunker below the streets of berlin because enemy guns had him zeroed in...adolph hitler
Very nice -- just in time for the holidays.
Ynkedoodl2 -- very funny! Ha Ha!!
I'm guessing that he is going to offer the E.U. peace in exchange for withdrawing from Afghanistan and Iraq.
OBL defeated the tyrants? Then why is he hiding?
Maybe they're trying to do a sequel to Ahmed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neTsQng-70o
lol
My wish for x mas reads like this.
They say,
Soon, God willing, (we will post) a new message to the European people from the lion Imam who defeated the Americans and tyrants, Sheikh Osama bin Laden,
Will read soon ,
Please stop the JDAMS and MOABS,my one kidney hurts.
True to formula, I'm willing to bet the farm that he'll "invite" Europeans to convert to Islam, and he'll "invite" Muslim apostates living in Europe to return to the fold.
OBL has become addicted to celebrity hype-he can't
go on living in a cave without an Infidel audience. Perhaps he is going to recite Christmas Carols...
'Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
My cave smells everywhere I go
Oh what fun it is to live like Prophet Mo'
'Silent Night, Holy Night
Round 72 virgins for my delight
Beheading Infidels is alright
Sleep in holey pieces, sleep in holey pieces..
OBL has become addicted to celebrity hype-he can't
go on living in a cave without an Infidel audience. Perhaps he is going to recite Christmas Carols...
'Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
My cave smells everywhere I go
Oh what fun it is to live like Prophet Mo'
'Silent Night, Holy Night
Round 72 virgins for my delight
Beheading Infidels is alright
Sleep in holey pieces, sleep in holey pieces..
There is a Big Pow Wow going on and he didn't get an Invite. Baby's cry for attention.
Leave Afcrapistan before you kill any more of my Guys, Leave Iraq before you kill anymore of my Guys, We need Money too, Cash. Small Bills. Me have nicer Cave now but could us upgrade. You Who, Hello, remember Me?...Hello, Hello.
Nice to see that Bin Loser's case of terminal syphillis continues to eat away at his brain. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving cretin.
"Soon, God willing, (we will post) a new message"
Guess it takes some time to roust bin Laden from his coma from deep within his cave. Plus they have to prop him up so he doesn't fall over, slap on some makeup and tons of blusher, dye his beard, and then electrically charge his lips to create the illusion that he's talking. Bringing a dead man back to life is no easy task. These things take time.
bin who? bin Dead a long time?
You know, he is so dead. Dead ideas, dead humanity, dead goals and dreams, and a black heart to boot.
Bin Laden, what have you done for me lately?
I've heard a rumor that this new message concerns global warming.
Yeah...same tired old song and dance:
- leave our holy lands before we blow more of ourselves up
- you've lost the war, I see your dying troops from the entrance of my cave
- convert to islam and get 1/2 off the next time you have your beard dyed
- muslim brothers living abroad should return home ASAP, and bring me a pizza and cold beer when you come.
- Obama can defeat Hillary
- I knew Arkansas would beat LSU
- blah, blah, blah
As this is going to be a regular feature, the producers should spice it up with some cooking or golf tips from the caliph. A take showing Benladen frying sweet potatoes at zero degrees will add a welcome homely touch.
Posted by Robert: I'll bet the Europeans are in a frenzy of anticipation.
Yes indeed they are, I have it on good authority that many Europeans are pacing the floors, wringing their hands, and look anxious. Some are undergoing therapy. Bin Laden has that effect, not when he threatens to kill us and our children, but when he speaks of global warming. It will become obvious that he has seen Algores movie, I think the local theater in Wakakastan is screening it. Or he is in direct contact with Algore, either by phone or astral projection. How else could Bin Lousy become an expert on global warming? Yep, I think the Europeans have reason for hand wringing, Ben Lousy is going to lay Allah's weather revenge on them.
Unless of course, they convert, or at least pay jizya, before the really bad weather hits...
"so that we deliver to them the truth of their lost war"
Amazing. Senator Harry Reid said the same thing...
The more he rants, the more unimportant he becomes. Already I tend to yawn when I hear that some new message is being released. More like bin has bin
>>"Soon, God willing, (we will post) a new message to the European people from the lion Imam
... accent not on the "cat" part.
"Addressed to Europe"???
Humming Elvis Presley's "Return to Sender" as I type.
God willing? Why wasn't it posted as "Allah willing"?
This is a pro-al qaeda website. Was it just a mistranslation or is it a fake message?
Shy Guy,
somehow I doubt Elvis ever started any of his songs with "durka durka..."
(/sarc)
PMK, probably because they read this site and realize we're all onto the moon god "LAH" (al-lah) scam, so they just use "God" now, hoping at least THAT will take hold...then again, they're also probably in a big hurry to post & bolt quickly, since they're paranoid of being watched anyway (recall irhabi007), if not monitored by nearby AWACs relaying to the bombers where they are since they're likely using wireless internet if in the sandbox.
Either way, they're frantically desperate...and desperate people do desperate things (prone to mistakes).
Bin Laden's new video should be called:
"The Grinch Who Tried to Steel Christmas"
....bin Laden is such a kill joy....
were loosing or so he claims hmm last i looks like caadian tanks are runnig all over his kigdom while ge cowers in a cave