Has this man left you a message?
"Hello? Hello? Please pick up the phone if you're there, all right? It's Ayman...Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone... You have insulted me for the last time....This crap you pull on me with this g****** phone situation that you would never dream of doing to Osama...And you do it to me constantly over and over again." (Apologies to Alec Baldwin.)
"Riyadh looks for recipients of Zawahiri message," from Agence France Presse (thanks to DFS):
RIYADH: Saudi Arabia has urged anyone who received a voice message from Al-Qaeda number two Ayman al-Zawahiri via mobile phone to inform the authorities or face "sanctions," local media reported on Monday. An Interior Ministry statement released on Sunday said anyone who handed the voice recording over within a week would not be "subjected to questioning, judgment or sanctions," the Okaz daily reported. The ministry on March 3 said it had rounded up 56 Al-Qaeda suspects since December who had had contacts with Zawahiri. One of the men arrested was carrying a mobile phone chip containing a voice recording from Zawahiri seeking to raise money for Al-Qaeda under the pretext of helping needy families in Pakistan and Afghanistan, the ministry added....
Ayman clearly isn't getting enough loving.
Maybe Riyadh is looking for the recipients of Zawahiri's message because they were meant to get it.
And Zawahiri has lost their number.
To put it in the words of Tim the Terrible:
"HAW HAW HAW HAW! HAAAW HAW HAW HA!"
Well, a couple of weeks ago it was rumored that US missiles may have delivered Al Qaeda's #2 to his wet dreams.
No confirmation on the identity of the obliterated Egyptian involved in that hit but some interesting fallout indicates there is question whether #2 survives.
Take for instance this article from Saudi's top cleric warns against giving money to al-Qaida linked charities posted March 8.
Combine it with the subject of this thread - makes one go hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. The Saudi's wouldn't encourage funding a 'charity' that isn't under their control now, would they?
This is rich coming from the Saudis.
They should stop propogating the salafist ideology that feeds islamic terrorism.
As if they didn't know...
Waiting for his next video. A still shot like bin Laden's most likely with tinted beard to make it look new.
And as a doctor shouldn't he know that putting knots on his head isn't good for the brain?
Why should they need people to come forward? Aren't mobile phones little more than radios? Surely they could be traced with little difficulty. One has to admire Zawahiri. He's able to make telephone calls from his hideout(?) deep in the tribal areas of Pakistan. He has better equipment than many people. Then again, he probably called from his luxury apartment in Tehran.
Honey, Ayman left another message
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OK, next time I get another of those annoying pre-recorded calls from the Clinton campaign I won't complain--obviously it could be a lot worse . . .
This raises telemarketing to a whole new level...........
Phone?
I'll get it ...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EKRI10G-MAA&feature=related
Would you buy a used car from that man...?
Talk about getting a wrong number!
What a thoroughly odious man.
A total racist bigot.
"can you hear me NOW???"
I thought that the person they thought they got was the traitor Adan Gadan and not the #2.
I am calling for a ban on all long nappy beards ...lol
That means that "anyone who handed the voice recording over [to the Saudi Interior Ministry] AFTER a week would be 'subjected to questioning, judgment or sanctions'"
And, of course, "anyone BEING CAUGHT with the voice redording after a week would be 'subjected to questioning, judgment or sanctions'"
"questioning, judgment or sanctions"
Comment:
"questioning" could be bad (beyond waterboarding)
"judgment" worse (something chopped off?)
but "sanctions? Like, say, Iran is and has been under UN sanctions? That don't sound too threatening.
Is anyone sure that that mark on his head is from a prayer rug? Kinda looks like a bullet wound to me. I'd have to see the back of his head to be sure but...Night of the Living Dead anyone?
Could be a frontal lobotomy.
It does not look good or normal. I guess his hair/bred/make-up person was late.
One wonders.
Whoever bounced the bullet off his forehead, should use a 45 next time.
Zawahiri: what part of Arabian-Desert-dwellers-don't-accept-Egyptians-as-arabs
don't you understand? The Koran and Hadith clearly
confer succession of Muslim leadership ONLY to
ahl-Bayt, or the Quereshi bloodline of the fake
"prophet." If Western Civilization had decent leadership, then we could use Hijaz racism against them. (Of course, Wahabis don't like to mention that their leader was from Negd, thus is not of the same savage descendency)
Where does the Alec Baldwin quote come from?