An accurate perception of Islam, or subconscious dhimmitude in the guise of humor. "British opposition leader eyes 'Sharia law for bike theft,'" from [1] AFP, July 23:

LONDON (AFP) — The man who could become Britain's next prime minister joked Thursday that he was thinking about bringing in Sharia law for bicycle thieves after having his own bike stolen outside a London supermarket.

"I'm contemplating introducing Sharia law for bicycle theft," said the leader of the main opposition Conservative Party, David Cameron, referring to the Islamic law code, after thieves took his bike as he stopped to pick up groceries near his west London home.