Conjuring up images of Klinger
And giving taqiyya a whole new meaning -- though definitely not for the first time. "Bad Gay Cross Dressing al-Qaeda Weapons Dealer Dead," from the Jawa Report, September 3:
BAGHDAD – Coalition forces killed an al-Qaeda in Iraq weapons facilitator and detained eight suspected terrorists during operations targeting the terrorist network in the Tigris River Valley Wednesday.Coalition forces killed a weapons facilitator in Tikrit during an operation to disrupt the AQI bombing network in the Tigris River Valley. Intelligence reports indicate the man was trafficking rockets and bombing components for a Tikrit-based cell, and may have had ties to the AQI propaganda network.
When Coalition forces called out for occupants of the target building to surrender, several people came out but told the force one man was still inside. During a security sweep of the building, Coalition forces found the terrorist, dressed in women’s clothing and hiding under a bed with a rifle and military-style assault vest. Perceiving hostile intent, Coalition forces engaged and killed the armed terrorist, who was later determined to be the weapons facilitator. Coalition forces detained five suspected terrorists during the operation and found several weapons, body armor and bomb components.
Source: MNF-Iraq.
Too funny. You really can not make this stuff up.
..."the terrorist, dressed in women’s clothing and hiding under a bed with a rifle and military-style assault vest."...
Wearing a dress, hiding under a bed, they have the nerve to call themselves warriors for allah, martyrs...
..."Perceiving hostile intent, Coalition forces engaged and killed the armed terrorist"...please post the pictures, I want to see "hostile intent" in a dress...
And then the picture of Klinger...
Coffee sprayed from nose and mouth, all over the monitor and keyboard, I really gotta thank you for a great morning laugh.
Later
Albert
Coalition forces found the terrorist, dressed in women’s clothing
i heard that a heaven's running short of virgins. maybe this guy is allah's way to fix that.
Raymond-
The photo with this story is priceless. Thanks for the much needed laugh this morning :)
i heard that a heaven's running short of virgins. maybe this guy is allah's way to fix that.
Posted by: theygottago
This picture should be widely published as an example of one of the virgins awaiting the fallen heroes in paradise. If it is, I think we can expect a drastic reduction in the number of suicide bombers and other jihadists, as they suddenly decide to make their earthly stays as long as possible.
Say... Didn't Klinger have an imaginary camel, named Habibi (translating roughly to mean "male beloved one")? Hmm...
Well, in Sharia, a man who dresses like a woman "we kill him. Kill. Kill." right?
Just another reason burqa should be outlawed in the West.
I may comment later on this, but right now, I just can't stop laughing.
Love the picture! Reminds me of the day when you could tell that men were dressing as women - now it's become hard to tell. Ew. And I make no apologies for what I just stated.
As a long time M*A*S*H fanatic, I laughed out loud when I saw this pic.
Abscedere -
No one messes with my beloved Klinger! I love him, pet camel and all. Hee!
Klinger had class, and a mission. He often dressed as a woman as part of his mission statement.
This terrorist made a few mistakes. The second was hiding under the bed, the third was hiding under the bed dressed as a woman, and the fourth was hiding under the bed dressed as a woman with a visible gun and vest.
The first was being a muslim on jihad to begin with. Didn't anyone tell him that Islam is the Religion of Peace? Didn't some imam tell him that 'war is deceit', did not include cross dressing?
If a man becomes a woman, kill him...well someone did so muslims have no reason to complain, sharia has been fulfilled...
Next thing you know, Packo's Hungarian hotdogs will turn out to be halal...and the Toledo Mudhens will turn out to be a Muslim terrorist cell.
Say it isn't so Max?!?!
Mo,
I wouldn't touch a hair on Klinger's carefully coiffed head. I love the guy, too. I think it's the hat that pulls the entire ensable together. Or...maybe not...
As for Habibi, well--what other kind of pet would a Lebanese soldier aspiring to a "section 8" discharge have?
"ensemble", that is...