Winning the lottery

It's Sunday afternoon. Relax. Enjoy this short. It has been floating around for awhile, but it still retains its punch. (Be forewarned: there are a couple of vulgarities in it.) And note the YouTube comments on it about the "hoax" of the war on terror -- as if there aren't people like these men in the world today.

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Hilarious. And coincidentally, the guy who plays Ahmed is a friend of mine, an actor named Navid Negahban, who just starred in The Stoning of Soraya M., written and directed by another friend of mine. The Stoning is based on a true story about a woman falsely accused of adultery in Iran. Just appeared at the Toronto Film Festival and will hopefully be out by the end of the year.

Forgive the plug, but the movie is something I think everyone at Jihadwatch will want to see, so keep an eye out for it.

They should have used one of these robust bomb proof cars.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=arfNofxBtfY

Love the ending. Couldn't have happened to two nicer fellows. And, of course, they find out there's no 72 virgins. I think that should have been added.

LOL. One of my favorites. I published this vid back in May, on the occasion of the failed Exeter bombing: http://haiddasalami.org/2008/05/23/halfwits/.

What is fascinating is that the flick got me a comment and, after comments on the post were closed, several pieces of mail calling me a racist. The opposition just has no sense of humor.

The name-calling did provide me a few opportunities to deliver my favorite line, stolen from the great RS:

"Tell me, because I always forget: What race is Islam, again?"

Regards,

HAID

LOL!!! What a great video!

Hilarious

LOL!!

Good to see this video return to YouTube!

The clean shaven fella appears to be the same actor featured in another amusing skit about jihad . . .National Banana's "Sand's of Passion"

LOL yEEEEHAWWWWW No virgins for YOU! LOL

Hey, thanks much, herroralwhyness. I've been looking for that series for a while, because I only saw the first couple episodes a long time ago, but I couldn't remember what it was called. Old age, you know.

I know what I'll be doing later for entertainment.

Best regards,

HAID

Very funny because it is based on reality. This is an excellent statement on the depth of islam's 'spirituality'.

I just love movies with happy endings. I enjoyed the sound track also. My only critique is the vehicle was too small...it should have been a converted school bus full of them hit by an 18 wheeler loaded with ammonium nitrate and fuel oil.

daarcy wrote...
And, of course, they find out there's no 72 virgins. I think that should have been added.

Nah, I believe there are. Old, toothless ugly women that are still virgins because no man in life would have them. :) And the plot follows the actual incompetence of so many jihadists. Btw when you f*ck it up there are no virgins for you, my muslim brothers. But rock on and continue to show the world how peaceful and tolerant islam is.

If only they could all predetonate.

This put me in mind of a great blog post from One Marine's View, which was a made-up letter from one insurgent to another:

Dear fellow scumbag, how is your mother? Oh yes that’s right you killed her. Any ways I was looking to find that prime spot to plant that IED in the city yesterday you know that hole your cousin dug last week just before he pre-detonated?? Any way I couldn’t help but notice those dang Marines are everywhere, what is an insurgent to do? I can’t even go get my insurgent unemployment card because they are in all of the streets. Arrrghh!! I was trying to intimidate the local sheik but he told me to come by this afternoon to see him and when I got near his village. AArrrgghhh more Marines. You don’t think he was trying to trick me do you? No of course not I am too intimidating for that…right? I remember the old times when we could scare the silly Americans with threats, but those days are gone my fellow scumbag. AArrgghh! Now I have this silly IED vest on that your brother made, you know I have to tell you he isn’t all that smart, there is no kidding explosives in this thing. I mean I could be getting out of my car smoking a cigarette looking at the new line of sheep in the area and boom dang detonator gets hung on the seat belt. Did I mention its cumbersome, how do I tend your funeral wearing this? It doesn’t go with my latest attire. AAArrgghh. Well I must go my fiend, those pesky Marines are approaching and I have to run before they come here and I snag my fashionable detonator on the door handle on the way out. It will ruin the carpet…..AArrrgghh..

self imploding among islamists, may they all meet this end! allah wishes to see them real fast.

Bigshaker -

Thank you for the news about the movie! I read the book earlier this year and it was horrifying and heartbreaking.

Not Winning The Lottery Causes Terrorism!

LOL. Robert, thanks for the break from the real world which seems to be having its problems right now..

It's well made and at least some are prepared to mock the jihadis.

But,and it's a big but,the whole narrative implies that the jihad is based on poverty and economics.

Give each jihadi a nice golden handshake and they'll leaves us alone...

I don't think so.

Nice effort though.

It seems to me that that instead of no 72 virgins in the mohammed afterlife, real justice would dictate they all look like either Sandra Bernhard and/or Madeleine Albright...