Boo!
Trick-or-treaters to the Jihad Watch offices in Secure Undisclosed Locationville will be given a free copy of Islam: What the West Needs to Know. Fewer calories than a Milky Way, and more informative!
Boo!
Trick-or-treaters to the Jihad Watch offices in Secure Undisclosed Locationville will be given a free copy of Islam: What the West Needs to Know. Fewer calories than a Milky Way, and more informative!
Every day is Halloween in the Land of islam!
Arrgh! We be pirates now!
Where's the parrot?
Who needs a mask when you look this good.
Look real close kiddies, I've got a trick up me sleeve!
Wish I could stop by the offices but it's a long way to go from here. Shalom.
AHhhh?! run away run away...ooops Sacre Bleu! course loin, course loin! (is it just me or does the French word "loin" carry alternative meanings for us lesser beings?)...
This is JW one must attempt to be accurate.
Lan astalem,
GoingThere
PS: Note to self, remind Abu about "Talk Like a Pirate Day" Sept 19, 2009. Good day for a press release, YArrrrh!
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I'll be dressing up tonight as a "moderate Muslim".
DenverRodeo:
Eek!
Cordially
Robert Spencer
Denverrodeo:
Oh gosh! ha ha ha. I think I will dress up as Allah or Mohammad with his bride of 6 years. Well do not know what Allah looks like, but wait for the riots and mass protests and threats to begin.
LOL I needed a good laugh. Thanks
The picture immediately made me think of the monster cards I use to collect when I was young.
http://1959ydl.homestead.com/files/main/ydlmain.htm
The ultimate Halloween costume (and it is real).
Trick or Treat
Smell my feet
Give me something ...whoa! Scary movie!
On a positive note, earlier today I was shopping in Whole Foods, and lo and behold, a 7-year-old boy was dressed as a Crusader! Chain mail on his head and everything! The mother happened to get in line behind me, and I complimented her son's Crusader costume! Richard the Lionhart symbol on the front of his costume! I loved it!
You Go, Crusader Boy! And, Crusader Mom!
Abdullah Hamza al-Masri –
former imam of Finsbury Park mosque, London
Islam is the light all right. Show this imam's photo above the words he's said and you'll convince many people of the truth.
Oh, DenverRodeo, I truly laughed out loud when I read your comment!
I was already chuckling to myself, given the photo that started the posting off, but then - LOLOLOLOL!
A computer expert should come up with the Perfect Muslim by mixing his features with 'rage boy'.
Ew alert!
Why are Muslim women made to cover up their faces - when it's the Muslim men who should be required to do that?
Beauty is hidden, whereas butt-ugly is not. Just more backwards thinking from Islamoland.
Denver Rodeo-
Be very careful.
You may be confused with "The Invisible Man."
And, as far as I know, being invisible is haram.
Lets see Pirates are Halal.
Are Parrots Haram?
That dude is so ugly he could tie a pork chop around his neck and the neighborhood dogs would still refuse to come near him! Of course if a dog tried to come near him he would kill the dog I am sure.
If he is saluting the Officer of the Deck and requesting permission to come aboard? The answer is NO!...permission denied.
If he is saluting the Officer of the Deck and requesting permission to come aboard? The answer is NO!...permission denied.
Trick-or-treaters to the Jihad Watch offices in Secure Undisclosed Locationville will be given a free copy of Islam: What the West Needs to Know.
Won't that kind of give away the location of the Bat Cave?
What was it he stole that cost him his hand, stealing from the bag of treats?
He looks like he rubbed is Eye with the Mmmmm- wrong hook.
If he is saluting the Officer of the Deck and requesting permission to come aboard? The answer is NO!...permission denied.
Posted by: pismopal
Good one, LOL!
Question: What did Captain Hook die from?
Answer: Jock Itch.
I shudder at the mere thought of having to be the poor bastard appointed to hand feed this troll once, twice, or thrice a day!
Denver Rodeo, will you wear a pink undershirt like the ogre in the picture? It goes so well with his cute little black smock and blue shirt.
I shudder at the mere thought of having to be the poor bastard appointed to hand feed this troll once, twice, or thrice a day!
Posted by: boneshack
i'd feed him, one time. i think he'd choke on the pork chops i'd feed him. no ones gonna give the him Heimlich maneuver here...
What was it he stole that cost him his hand, stealing from the bag of treats?
Posted by: flowerknife_us [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 31, 2008 9:01 PM
I think he lost his hand and an eye in a botched terror attack. It's crying shame he didn't achieve martyrdom.
oh can I dress up as Tinker Bell? And maybe the crocodile from Never never land will get his other hand.
He kind of looks like Mr. Bean with a scaggily beard... well... and bomb-technician-inspired hook.
http://bigrab.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/060207_atkinson2_vmed_1p_widec.jpg
Argh!
Darcy wrote:
On a positive note, earlier today I was shopping in Whole Foods, and lo and behold, a 7-year-old boy was dressed as a Crusader! Chain mail on his head and everything! The mother happened to get in line behind me, and I complimented her son's Crusader costume! Richard the Lionhart symbol on the front of his costume! I loved it!
You Go, Crusader Boy! And, Crusader Mom!
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Darcy, I hadn't even thought about it, but I got a Crusader last night, too! Plastic sword, plastic "armor" with--get ready--a big red cross on the tunic!
We also got a tiny Princess Jasmine (the Disney princess from Aladdin)--that's a "moderate Muslim" costume I can applaud!
I always do a big thing for Hallowe'en--scary music, decorated porch with an anatomically-correct, life-size skeleton, lots of Jack-o-Lanterns--and I dress up as a very scary witch. The kids get a small scare, but then a big treat--I am *very* generous with candy. I don't even mind the big kids coming around, as long as they make at least a nominal effort to wear a costume.
Well, we moved to our house 10 years ago--early on, we had huge crowds--up to about 90 kids a night--it was great! Well, we had a huge falling off after 9/11. Even though 9/11 really has nothing to do with the safety of kids Trick-or-Treating at American homes, I guess parents just got spooked in general.
The Hallowe'en crowds never really recovered, at least around here. Last night we got a few more than 30 kids. Obviously, this is a small point in the world of Jihad horror, but it still makes me sad. There is no fun in Islam, or its effects.
Did anyone else notice a big drop off after 9/11? Or was this (I hope) just a localized phenomenon? (We still have very popular day time Hallowe'en parades on the weekend before the holiday, which is great--but not quite the same as Trick-or-Treating.)
TRICK OR TREAT!
Where is my copy?
BTW welcome to my blogroll.
LGF out... Jihad Watch in.
I am happy.
How about we dress up like Mohammed for halloween, you can go with either "Mohammed the rapist" or "Mohammed the Teddy Bear" costumes....