Tomorrow night I am off to Jerusalem for the Facing Jihad conference -- I'll be taking the Jihad Watch company car, our state-of-the-art Maxwell Roadster, and looking for the Atlantic Bridge. I think the exit for Jerusalem is in Virginia somewhere -- or at least that's what the good folks at CAIR were telling me.
The company car
Anyway, once there I will be the Master of Ceremonies at the conference, giving short responses to each session throughout the day. Speakers include Geert Wilders, who will be screening Fitna; Professor Arieh Eldad, MK; Professor John Lewis; Daniel Pipes; and others.
You can keep up with the conference at the Facing Jihad page on Twitter, which will be linked at the upper lefthand side of the Jihad Watch front page throughout the conference.
Robert,
Be sure to take a LOT of quarters for that Atlantic Bridge. I've heard the tolls are pretty hefty!
And best of luck over there. Knock their socks off!
Robert, I think you'll need some Chitty Chitty Bang Bang-style wings for your Maxwell Roadster if you hope to make it all the way to Jerusalem LOL. Do you know of any other politicians who are going to attend this summit? Members of the Vlaams Belang perhaps?
Bon Voyage and best of luck!
Dear Robert:
I have an idea that I want you to propose at the conference. How about making a movie with a plot like this?
Movie plot:
It is about a tribe that used to live in jungles riding deers. There was an evil warrior called Dumeham. The inhabitants of the jungles were uncivilized, barbaric, cruel and stupid. Dumeham saw an opportunity to create a cult called Malsi meaning 'cool' in their dialect. He made a rule like this: "There is no boss like Dumeham because he is the last boss."
Dumeham was very clever and knew how to fool the people. He promised substantial rewards to his followers such as trees with lot of shade, cool air, oranges, apples, deer meat and so on and so forth. He asked his followers to fight with arrows and bows. whenever some people questioned his authority, he reminded them of the cult motto "there is no boss ...". and nobody said anything after that
every day people were forced to shout like jackal facing a maple tree.
gradually the malsi cult grew and inhabited the earth by killing the other tribe called riffack.
slowly the tribe people's heart started to shrink because of their intolerance. their brain became rusty because they did not need it anymore. One body organ definitely grew bigger as that was used heavily while they were alive and even more so when they died.
can you make an oscar worthy movie with this plot?
"Jihad Watch company car, our state-of-the-art Maxwell Roadster"
Robert, did Congress force you to sell the fleet of JH Corporate jets?
Everybody sing!
He's off on the road to Judea!
He certainly does get arou-ou-ound!
(Boom chicky-boom, chicky-boom, chicky-boom...)
Forgive me, Mel.
Does Israel have left hand or right hand drives? Depending on that, it might be awkward driving the Roadster there
Godspeed Robert!
Good luck Robert. Going international, and as Master of Ceremonies. That's great.
I read that the conference was cancelled - or has the Nov 4 results damaged my ability to experience humor and see satire.
Here, for you as you travel, is the Gaelic Blessing:
"May the road rise to meet you
may the wind be always at your back
may the sun shine warm on your face
the rain fall softly on your fields
and until we meet again
may God hold you in the palm of his hand."
And this also:
"Deep peace of the running wave to you,
Deep peace of the flowing air to you,
Deep peace of the quiet earth to you,
Deep peace of the shining stars to you,
Deep peace of the gentle night to you,
Moon and stars pour their healing light on you,
Deep peace of Christ the light of the world to you."
Are you going to put the car on a boat? Please avoid the Gulf of Aden if you do.
Truthsake, maybe the cult in your movie should just be called "Death," as in "the Death Cult" or "the Cult of Death." I still love Jewdog's idea of setting a fictionalized Sira in the Wild West. They would ride horses, not deer.
I still say you should saddle-up Ant-al-Buraq and fly in.