Somali Muslims misunderstand Sharia's "gender justice," flog women for wearing "deceptive" bras

Please ...tell me that this headline is a joke? ...oh my gawd, just when I thought that nothing Muslims did could surprise me any more, then this.

Will the men be whipped for getting an erection? By their logic, only if it's a deceptive erection. A fake one wouldn't count, right?

"If they are found wearing a bra, they are ordered to remove it and shake their breasts, residents said."

So, Somalia is turning into a Satanic frat party - with guns! When will Somali women be ordered to burn their bras? This is just too much like feminism in reverse.

...I mean a 'real' one wouldn't count, lol

PS - Am I the only one who thinks that "The Deceptive Bras" would be a cool name for a rock band?

You mean the men don't wear jockstraps under those dishdashas?

Oh, that's right, the mujahideen like to go commando style.

Just when you thought that Mo's Death and Sex Cult couldn't get any more ludicrous, well, it just did.

"Al Shabaab forced us to wear their type of full veil and now they order us to shake our breasts,..."

It still completely baffles me why a person with an IQ larger than his/her shoe size (not the European scale) believes this trifle.

Good gawd, Dr. Seuss is "high" literature compared to the KKKorant.

"The women are then inspected to see if the firmness is natural..."

Islam actually lives the punch lines to old stupid jokes or goofy bumper stickers. Remember "bikini inspector"? I thought Islam had to flatten out a bit after the butt bombs. Boy was I wrong!

And Isalmists accuse the West of being sexually depraved?!

So, this means that they can more or less grope women at will? It seems that they spend alot of time looking at women and their breasts in particular. I think we can see what that true status of women in such societies.

Maybe it's an FBI plot?

You know, Female - Body - Inspector

So, this means that they can more or less grope women at will? It seems that they spend alot of time looking at women and their breasts in particular. I think we can see what that true status of women in such societies.

One more folks, and I swear I'm done. Obviously, the solution to this problem is - topless burqas.

So much for mahoundian morality, huh? If my memory is right, Duh_Swami once wrote that probably one of the most difficult decisions for a Saudi intending to quit its (not his) comfortable life in Opensewerabia in order to join the jihad in caves and dunes was the need to part with the porn on its hard drive.

I guess this new boob-inspecting job in Somalia just proves again what bestial sexual instincts are part of the mind of any real practicing mahoundian, a devoted "troo beeleevare™" doing its (not his) best to be like that genocidal, child-molesting serial-rapist thing that is said to have revealed Mein Qurampf to its (not his) brain-dead followers some fourteen centuries ago.

They are now saying that breasts should be firm naturally, or just flat...

You gotta give these Moslem activists credit, they have so many important issues to worry about. So many things to manage.

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Sacred Islamic scripture teaches us that Moslem Men have other important worries besides the micromanagement of Moslima breasts, things like the do's & don'ts of sex slavery, what one might call the Protocols of Perversion, as it were:

I participated in a Ghazwa raid with Mohammed. I said, "Mohammed, I am a bridegroom." Mohammed asked me whether I had married a virgin or matron. I answered, "A matron." He said, "Why not a virgin who would have played with you? Then you could have played with her." I answered, "Mohammed! My father was martyred and I have some young sisters, so I felt it not proper that I should marry a young girl as young as them."

http://www.elpais.com/articulo/internacional/Qaeda/Magreb/bautiza/nombre/Andalus/aparato/propagandistico/elpepuint/20091016elpepuint_11/Tes

Little boys crying over lost toys again....

Bras are "deceptive" garments? What about the Burqa? That is the most Unnatural & Deceptive looking garment that a woman can wear!

Women aren't shaped like Hefty bags, and yet their Breasts are held to a higher standard. Huh? ...and double huh?

This is just one more backwards example of their idiotic double standards, perversion and reasoning. Islam and Muslims are FULL of 'em. Ya know, a person could go crazy trying to figure out their reasoning 0_o

O, that's right, there is 'no rhyme or reason' within Islam.

The Religion of Sexual Inadequacy strikes again. What a bunch of t*ts.

considering it being tropical, i'm suprised they wear anything under those tents.

They're supposed to be bra-less under the burqa, right?

And then they're supposed to go swimming with the burqa, right?

So then do they have "WET BURQA CONTESTS"?

Sheesh! Their rules just get stupider don't they?

I'd love to see them try that on me. I'd make damn sure that a bunch of them were around me and I'd shake 'em like an earthquake....none of them would be conscious afterwards, lol.

Nice country to visit if you want to get felt up I guess....

pigs....

No need to go swimming, Yankel, because everyday must be a "Wet Burqa Contest" day ....considering the amount of perspiration they must produce just from wearing that gawd-awful thing. Makes me sweat just thinking about it, lol.

It's unbelievable that such male Barbarians actually live in the 21st century. Unbelievable.

A religiously sanctioned peep show.

What's next ...panty raids aimed at exposing "deceptive" panties?

*Where* oh where are Monty Python or The Goodies when you need them?

Can you imagine the scene where the *guy* who's borrowed his mum's or his wife's or his sister's bra, and stuffed it with stockings, in order to produce a fine set of falsies to give himself the correct silhouette in order to perfect his burqa-enveloped feminine disguise to elude pursuit by the rival gang of sharia-pushers, gets caught by the Virtue Police?

This monstrous nonsense - both monstrous and ludicrous - needs to be mercilessly mocked, mocked, mocked. There should be satirical cartoons in every free-world newspaper.

PS - does anyone remember the story, from a couple of years ago, about a Pakistani show called 'Burqavaganza' that derived a lot of humour from the fact that it could be anybody, of either gender, under those black moving faceless tents, and frequently *is*?

dda: Yes, I heard about girls in one devout Muslim country I went to taking their "girlfriends" home to study after school; off they would go into the girls' rooms and not come out for quite a while... Maybe, after some of the stories I have heard, I can see why so many young women are volunteering to wear them. Oh - maybe the notion that only TROLLOPS wear burquas has some merit!

Islam is such a pathetic and useless religion. "Deceptive bras", this is about as stupid as you can get! Actually they would need a college level education just to get to the ladder rung of stupidity! Then maybe they could move on up to the next rung, whatever that might be?

I've said it before, as have many others, and I'll say it again. Islam is a "juvenile" ideology. Back in the day, waaaay back in the day for me, FBI(Female Body Inspector) was a joke in junior high/middle school. However once moving on to high school, this term for FBI remained in middle school. Well, except for the maturity-challenged. What's next, mirrors on their shoes to make sure they are wearing the proper type of underwear or none, depending on the imam's mood?

Do your boobs hang low?
Do they woggle to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a bag that has a boulder?
Do your boobs hang low?

Do your boobs sit high?
Do they point up to the sky?
Do they wrinkle when they're cold?
Do they turn on every guy?
Do you wave them at your lover?
Do they run and look for cover?
Do your boobs sit high?

Do your boobs flop wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze
From the slightest little tease?
Do they pop from your brassiere?
When you drive, do they like to steer?
Do your boobs flop wide?

Do your boobs expand?
When you spend a couple grand?
Do they falsely fill your blouse?
Make you master of the house?
Do you flash them every way?
Just like Pammy A.?
Do your boobs expand?

This is wrong. It's not Islamic. According to the rules, women in hijab, which includes niqab and burqa, wear these tents so that they "won't be annoyed" by strange men. This is one of the many ways Islam "elevates" women, after all.

Tanstaafla,

Thank goodness I didn't have coffee in my mouth! LOL