The symbolism of Abu Hamza's sermons going through the plumbing system is just too good. More on this story. "Hate preacher Abu Hamza secretly gives lectures on Islam... through the water pipes of his prison cell," by Rebecca Camber in the Daily Mail, November 17 (thanks to Kris):
Hate preacher Abu Hamza is delivering extremist sermons to prisoners through the water pipes of his cell, it has been claimed.The Muslim cleric is defying a preaching ban imposed by prison bosses to radicalise inmates.
He is able to give his lectures through the plumbing that connects to neighbouring cells in Belmarsh Prison....
The Quilliam Foundation, a counter-extremism think-tank, has called for the 51-year-old to be removed from the mainstream prison population.
Its report on growing prison radicalisation says the authorities have tried to stop him giving sermons openly.
But a source told the thinktank that Egyptian-born Hamza has found a way to talk to his fellow inmates - through the pipes....
Potty mouth jihadi.
"...sermons going through the plumbing system..." -- from the article.
Somehow this seems oddly appropriate. I wonder if there were intermittent interruptions from flushing sounds...
He knows what he's talking about:
Britain ‘like the inside of a toilet’, said Hamza...
Here's the song and a whole lot more:
http://sheikyermami.com/2006/12/20/abu-hamza/
Anyone seen how fat that thing looks in the photo featured in the article? I'm sure all the extra blubber has also come from living on the dole at the expense of the British taxpayer. That obese thing could truly find a true purpose for its (not his) worthless life if it were fed to great whites off the coast of South Africa... It would substitute just fine for a really fat seal.
They put a tap on the pipes?
Or was there a leak?
Belmarsh Prison administrators may be in over their heads...It is surprising that they can't control one inmate who continues to flaunt their regulations.
The problem: Abu Hamza uses the plumbing in his cell to make prohibited communications with other inmates and refuses to stop.
The solution: Move Abu Hamza to a cell without plumbing. Provide him with a pisscan and slop bucket large enough to last for three or four days. When the containers are full, guards should escort Abu Hamza to an appropriate drain for him to empty his sanitary containers and wash them himself. If he refuses to do this for himself, then he should be adjudged as mentally incompetent, and confined to solitary until space can be found for him at the local nutfarm.
It is doubtful that any "human-rights organisation" could find fault with this solution.
"Hate preacher Abu Hamza secretly gives lectures on Islam... through the water pipes of his prison cell,"
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Oh for sure. Nothing whispers hatred quite like Islam does.
True Islam takes hatred, unbridled violence and injustice to the heights and lows of which the world has rarely seen.
It's the steady drip, drip, drip of prison dawa, slowly eroding our civilization.
Seriously, I feel as if I'm watching a Seinfeld episode . . . or no . . . better yet, the prison scene from the Aladdin cartoon.
Just turn the freakin' water on or flow some PCBs through it. Toxic substance at its best.
When I'm calling you - oo-oo-oo ...
Will you answer too - oo-oo-oo ...
That means I offer my love to you, to be your own
If you refuse me I will be blue and waiting all alone
But if when you hear my love call ringing clear
And I hear your answering echo, so dear
Then I will know our love will come true
You belong to me, I'll belong to you
Well, at least he seems to understand where Islamic sermons belong - in the toilet!
Oh Hamza boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From Belmarsh glen, and down the mountain side.....
Time to flush.
'The Quilliam Foundation, a counter-extremism think-tank, has called for the 51-year-old to be removed from the mainstream prison population.'
Even better, let's remove him from the mainstream civilized population! Just deport him!
This would save the UK tax payers a significant amount of dosh.
What a creep.
Isolation cell is a good idea.
But best would be to deport him so he is not a burden on UK taxpayers.
"Well, at least he seems to understand where Islamic sermons belong - in the toilet!"
Indeed, Spirit Wolf. And with the you-know-what as toilet paper!
It's a fact...Allah can be contacted through a water faucet...
Allahu Akbar...Anything is possible with Allah...No other god ever communicated with its submitters in this way...It's clear that Abu Hamza understands Islam...It is the only 'religion' that can literally 'go down the tubes'...'Push the button, pull the chain, there go's Allah...down the drain'...
It's OK, Allah invented swimming...
Oh, great--just great! Tonight I'll be having nightmares of my commode telling me to convert or die.
What makes the message of Islam so appealing to prison inmates? Is it possible that criminals have something in common with Mohammed?
What could it be?
If only it were Daniel Pipes lectures...
"What makes the message of Islam so appealing to prison inmates? Is it possible that criminals have something in common with Mohammed?
What could it be?"
Islam - The Sociopath's dream.
So the once-hoary "sermons and soda-water" must become, rather -- unByronically, and certainly unRomantically -- "sermons in sewage water." And, while we are in an allusive mood, and going back a few decades further, perhaps this Isaac-Watts of the "water pipes" can have his murderous messages written down and published by his admireres on-line, partly as a plea for sympathy, as "Hubble-Bubble Hymns From a Hamza In Distress."
You just don't get it you infidel scum. How dare you insult the greatest person ever to inhabit the planet ! I am outraged, insulted and going to write to everyone including all you infidels. The outrage is outrageous; I am angry hideously furious and will blow everyone of you to switheens unless and until you bow down to our prophetic lord.I am at the moment listening for my next message from the toilet where one of our greatest interculators of the ROP is now incarcerated. My plumbing is second to none ! Be afronted, be ever afronted. Even now I have to pull the flush and purchase more efficient cleaning materials so that I can hear our Mullah. I fart in your general direction the smell of Allah can be refreshing. I have been swallowing shit all my life so I should know.
Maybe the should tell this scum to piss off and die. In Morse code of course.
Hate preacher Abu Hamza is delivering extremist sermons to prisoners through the water pipes of his cell, it has been claimed.
He is able to give his lectures through the plumbing that connects to neighbouring cells in Belmarsh Prison....
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And who would you find in those neighboring cells? Fellow Muslims? Hopefully, it would be big, pissed-off Yobbos, who would threaten to kick his ass if he doesn't shut up.
more:
The Muslim cleric is defying a preaching ban imposed by prison bosses to radicalise inmates.
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Aren't there any consequences for this?
more:
The Quilliam Foundation, a counter-extremism think-tank, has called for the 51-year-old to be removed from the mainstream prison population.
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Absolutely.
The proper response is to flood the pipes with other sounds, to lower the signal-to-noise ratio. Some other appropriate sounds might include: revivalist services by fundamentalist preachers, sound-tracks from "I Love Lucy", and lots of country and western "music".
Even if you strip Hamza of plumbing, Allah will still come up through the hole in the floor...he always does...
"Some other appropriate sounds might include: revivalist services by fundamentalist preachers, sound-tracks from "I Love Lucy," and lots of country and western music."
Other fiendish possibilities:
Re-runs of "Rhoda."
Or possibly some Friars' Club Roasts, especially the ones with George Burns, George Jessel, and Red Buttons.
Or Brooks and Reiner, "The Two-Thousand-Year-Old Man."
Too, TOO funny. However, if scientists can sample the prison water that has been infected by izlum and discover a chemical or treatment that effectively REMOVES the filth of izlum from wastewater, then, maybe that water treatment can be made safe for human consumption and we can put it into ALL the water! YES! And just flush izlum into it's proper place in human history! Certainly, such a project would qualify for a D.O.E. grant... a 10 million dollar prize, then, to the scientific team that can destroy izlummic infection in public water systems! Now, THAT'S worth having my tax dollars go to work!
Wonderin1
holy shit .....comments thread has been flooded with silly childish comments...enough toilet humour
I wish my "cell phone " doubled as a crapper.
JLP
Thunder in the Crapper:
Thunder in the crapper;I'll make Bambi pee his pants:
There’s poo poo in the plumbing where my words do roam like ants.
Today's the day, gonna whisper in the loo,
I’ve made 13 Christian Converts and my lawyer is a Jew
What's the big deal, I've dropped off a few 'islamic lectures' myself.[lower with a rope everything over 20 pounds]
The unseemliness is not going to do this site any good.
Dear Hugh. You're right. I apologise. I'll try to restrain myself in the future.
I had no particular post in mind, so no particular mea maxima culpa is either asked for, or required. It is, rather,the neglect by many, especially in this particular thread, of decorum. Think of how new visitors to this site might react, and not come back. Think of how CAIR, and others who wish this site ill, will rub their hands in glee at the unseemliness on display. Think of what your favorite teacher in elementary school might say. Think of your mother.
Stupid jokes aside, we need to muzzle these idiots so that they don't continue to spread their hate. He is a prisoner, after all. He has surrendered his civil rights to those who incarcerate him.
I propose they play comedy acts or even an audio book or three in the pipes. That will limit their audience and perhaps even get a few people interested in reading some western classics.
It may be frowned upon to furrow the pristine 'comments' with bawdy potty-talk.
But how does that honor that special fighting spirit shown during the Iran Hostage Crisis. One soldier told his Iranian interrogators "pull my finger"
I dunno shouldn't we Keep up the fight!
Catholic Guy why the haste to the rear.
The truth is islam is spreading in jails and prisons, and the Courts are recognizing such religious activity as a means to hasten reform, which we all know is anything but. The old story that prisons just breed better criminals…well, now we’re breeding soldiers for jihad. Our prison systems need to outlaw this cultish activity before our system of justice becomes completely hijacked for the purposes of islam.
What’s the difference between islam in jail, and islam in dar al-islam? Health care, three square’s a day, and no women to get in the way of all that man-boy love.
Ok . . . suppressing all jokes [although it's difficult]..
On a serious note, if jails are supported by tax payer dollars, shouldn't preaching be outlawed due to separation of church and state? I'm not very familiar with this law in the UK, but Islama-maniacs have been using the prison systems as a means of recruiting inmates for a long time here in the US. This is not new.
I mean, I'm not sure if this would bite the Christians and Jews in the ass, but if the Islamic movement continually hides behind our laws, why can't we manipulate the law to "STIFILE THE EDITHS?" [sorry . . . had to throw the Archie Bunker in there].
Catholic Guy why the haste to the rear.
I thought Hugh was right. I think we must not only fight (and use humor in that fight)but recognise when particular tactics can cause an unnecessary blowback.
The actual words in the Koran and The Hadiths and the actions of the Jihadists (than whom none are more faithful in implementing the Commands of Allah) are funny enough in and of themselves.