The UN will no doubt be opening a commission on "Islamophobia" among bears forthwith. No doubt this bear's den is now dar al-Islam, and must be reclaimed for the umma at all costs. "Bear kills militants in Kashmir," by Altaf Hussain for BBC News, November 3 (thanks to all who sent this in):
A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.
The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.
It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.
Bodies found
The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear's den, said police officer Farooq Ahmed.
The dead have been identified as Mohammad Amin alias Qaiser, and Bashir Ahmed alias Saifullah....
Even nature rejects the jihad.
Thank you, Baloo!
LOL that's hilarious. Maybe a special ops bear.
The facts Mame, the bear facts! Who's been eating my porridge? God-made bears are not on allah's side.
Proof that, as Duh_Swami once said, animals have a better grasp of right and wrong than do mahoundians.
Bear hug.
I hope the bear was not circumcised, imagine the outrage!
Better than your average bear, boo boo!
Simon Smith
takes his revenge for the forbidding of music.
GF. - You mean Yogi travelled all the way from Jellystone Park?
I can bearly believe it. Where was BooBoo?
I hope the poor bear did not try eating jihadist body's
while bears normally don't eat humans it does happen and
man would that meal of long pig being already rancid with hate would give that poor bear a terminal case of diarrhea
I hope the poor bear did not try eating jihadist body's
while bears normally don't eat humans it does happen and
man would that meal of long pig being already rancid with hate would give that poor bear a terminal case of diarrhea
The bears are undoubtedly graduates of the same CIA operated animal counterterrorist training camp as the intelligence - gathering squirrels the US used to infiltrate Iran not long ago.
That bear surely deserves an award for uniting these scum with allah. Good job, bear. Please repeat!
Ole : The bears are undoubtedly graduates of the same CIA operated animal counterterrorist training camp as the intelligence - gathering squirrels the US used to infiltrate Iran not long ago.
So you're really suggesting that Disney are somehow involved?
/sarc
Being from Kashmir,i hail this patriot bear for his actions.May he digest the terrorists in peace!
No doubt, the bear is a son of a monkey and pig.
Those stage directions in The Winter's Tale sometimes come in handy.
Ahhh the simple bear necessities.
An islam-free cave.
The bear should get a medal and be re-homed in a safe location.
Being from Kashmir,i hail this patriot bear for his actions.May he digest the terrorists in peace!
If my Indian government were smart (which they are not), they would set up a rapid breeding program for bears and tigers and then release them in Kashmir. These animals would then dine on the other animals (muslims). No bullets to be fired by security forces: let nature take care of green slimes.
Give that bear some honey!
Hugh,
Was that the one that went: 'exit stage left, pursued by a bear'?
Must go to look it up.
Smokey strikes back. Only you can prevent islamist scum.
From Lee's Shakespeare blog, in April 09 ;-
"Shakespeare’s most famous stage direction, “Exit, pursued by a bear,” came to life in a Suffolk forest last month when Red Rose Chain Theatre Company staged a stunt to promote their outdoor production of The Winter’s Tale.
Stories that a wild bear (extinct in Britain since the eleventh century) had been sighted roaming Rendlesham Forest soon made national headlines after video footage was posted on YouTube.
The theater company finally admitted that the hoax-footage was actually of a costumed actor from their forthcoming production of The Winter’s Tale in August.
What a great stunt! Although the company have received some complaints, I think it’s a great way to create a “magical vibe” around their performance. Hopefully, their publicity stunt will capture the imagination of people new to Shakespeare."
That's: "Exeunt, chased by a bear." In "The Winter's Tale."
BRAVO BEAR! You did good!
We have bears around here, mountain lions too...Sometimes they come right into town and attack garbage cans...Whenever I go to the wilds to pick up a few gold nuggets, I keep my eyes open and a weapon at the ready...And did I mention the snakes?
Getting mauled and chewed to death is no fun...But then Allah works in strange and mysterious ways...Mostly strange and mysterious...and always painful...
Give that Bear a job in our State Dept. The Bear seems to know how to deal with Illegal Immigrants.
Poor Little Red Robbing Hoods.
Duh swami
that should help discourage wannabe jihadis from visiting your neck of the woods...which I gather is your intention.
In the same style, here's my memo to any Mohammedans contemplating infiltration of northern Australia: we have the most venomous snakes in the world and you won't see them till you step on them and then it will be too late. And we also have great big saltwater crocodiles guarding *all* the swamps and estuaries along our northern shores. Feel like getting eaten? One minute you'll be there, wading across the creek... next minute - wham! a swirl in the water, and ...you're gone. We put a ban on hunting them awhile ago, and they've been breeding up nicely.
Give that Bear a job in our State Dept. The Bear seems to know how to deal with Illegal Immigrants.
Poor Little Red Robbing Hoods.
I hope the poor bear did not try eating jihadist body's
while bears normally don't eat humans it does happen and
man would that meal of long pig being already rancid with hate would give that poor bear a terminal case of diarrhea
apparently the Muslims forgot to sign the lease...
I wish there was an actual clip for the Coen brother’s movie, but this will have to do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBEroMspaKs&feature=player_embedded
Islamic jurisprudence question: Is the cave now considered muslim land that must be reclaimed from the infidel bear?
That is assuming of course that the bear is not a pious islamic bear that righteously killed b/c these muslims insulted its honor. I think sending in a few learned imams to sort out the situation is in order here.
Good bear! Maybe muslim troglodytes will eventually realize that it is the 21st century and civilized people live in houses. Unfortunately, certain people never evolve.
How fitting that these pious jihadists were martyred by a bear, who deserves a medal for his heroic deed.
That bear must have brainwashed by radical Christians.
So, tanstaafl, it came to me on Tuesday, somewhere south of Indianapolis, just a ways down I-65, headed toward Louisville. For now, let's say we're not really all that interested, yet, in actually changing the tax-exempt status of izlum in America. What we actually want to do is to have a trial - played out in the world wide media. "Tax exempt Status of Islam on Trial in USA". Try to imagine that we're trying to find a judge that'll let us file some sort of 'amicus' brief (am I saying that right?) What we want is a chance to challenge every point of izlum on its claim that it's a religion AND to challenge its claim that it's a religion of peace.
We want to put izlum on trial. We want to force the izlum apologists to defend the cooran, and the hadit's and the sonnarhs (on the premise that we're after their tax-exempt status and their privilege to be a 'religion' here in the USA). But what we're really tryin' to do is to give Doc. Spencer and crew the opportunity to expose - in the world wide media - the lie of izlum. Every sue-rah, every eye-yah gets laid out in the world wide press. Everyone all over the world gets to see Doc Spencer embarrass the izlum apologists and point out their lies. Maybe even bring in those awesome folks from over at http://www.abnsat.com/
Yes, we're talkin' MAJOR expense, even IF we can find a judge that'll let us make that kind of circus in their court. It's the 'Scopes' trial of the 21st century. I just wish I knew how to get Robert and Hugh and the gang even talking about this. I'll bet they could come up with a much better strategy than I'm cobbling together....
Thanks!
Wonderin1
Does Allah know about this?
I've heard that jihadis are halal for bears, especially the ones dumb enough to sleep in one of their dens.
Thank you, Mr. (or Mrs.) Bear, for your delectable contribution to the counter-jihad.
The bear is on our side :)
Yes, but the bear in this case is obviously aiding evolution.
dda - I can't imagine "wading across a creek" knowing "Salties" were present!
Again, must congratulate our ursine friend for a job well done!
That bear was an evolved spiritual being. It has given us a sign. ;)
The great beauty of this event is that the moslems, knowing that the bear symbolizes Russia, will vent their wrath accordingly.
The great beauty of this event is that the moslems, knowing that the bear symbolizes Russia, will vent their wrath accordingly.
Maybe export those CA mountain lions, bears and other critters to Kashmir. Let them take on the Mohammedans and claim the entire valley back for themselves.
Methinks this bear was a Kashmiri pundit in his previous life and that this is payback ;-)
These Zionist bears are everywhere!
All I can say is,"Allahu akbar"!Maybe the Islamic world will
be accusing the bear as being a CIA operative or a tool of
'the Zionist entity'.
Is he related to Mohammed the bear?
The bear's freedoms were being compromised and it was the only politcally correct thing to do.
If a bear eats a militant in a cave and there's no one around to hear him scream...
Very funny Caped Crusader.Veeery funny.
They may have {the non-existant} allah on their side, but if they're that stupid, we've got this one in the bag!