Thug-In-Chief: U.S. blocking the return of the Hidden Imam

Hey, Ahmadinejad, how about just declaring war on the West?

All words, huh? Idiot......

Why does anyone even listen to this prat. He can't even control his own people.

I hope America and the world wake the hell up to what this jihadist is saying. If this is an accurate quote, then we must assume that Iran has an intention to remove that which is preventing the attainment of the return of the Mahdi.(we all know the Madhi is Evil or Satan Himself, but that's another story.)It is my opinion that the Thug-In-Chief has just threatened to nuke The United States, and he has the material to do it.

Huh-uh. All that is needed to consign such nonsense to the dustbin of history is the will to do it. Right now, the West lacks the will, courtesy of the clueless Western elites, many of whom will be in Copenhagen soon with their private jets, limos and caviar to combat a total fiction--------man-made climate change. It's at times like these that I pine for great human beings to set the many idiots out there straight. Sadly, none are on the horizon. Thus, mankind at present is drifting. Going for a beer.

If that Mahdi shows up, King Arthur will kick his arse!

:P

Ahmadinejad reportedly claims he has documented evidence that the U.S. is blocking the return of Mahdi...

And of course we can trust this 'documentation'...

I guess Rasool Obama is good for something after all...

God Almighty can step on any nation that gets in His way, be it Babylonia or Rome. At least, that's the message that Psalm 2, Daniel, and Revelation seem to be preaching. If Casey92 isn't completely on-target, A-jad has just told me that Allah is not only a cosmic bully, but a cosmic wimp as well. Imagine! Allah can't take on a nation whose leadership won't take their own side in a fight!

Kepha says,

A-jad has just told me that Allah is not only a cosmic bully, but a cosmic wimp as well. Imagine! Allah can't take on a nation whose leadership won't take their own side in a fight!

Exactly what I was going to say.

Some god, some "mankind's savior".

Idiots ALL.

Thug-In-Chief: U.S. blocking the return of the Hidden Imam
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This is right down there with Sayyid Qutb's claim that US hospital staff were rejoicing over the death of Hasan al-Banna—the average American says, "huh"?

Muslims heartily believe that we pay attention to all this crap—but we don't.

We should, of course, be knowledgeable enough about this Islamic idiocy that we can fight it—but beyond that, very few Americans care about this unpleasant and childish mythology, nor should they.

"Ahmadinejad reportedly claims he has documented evidence that the U.S. is blocking the return of Mahdi, the Imam believed by Muslims to be the savior."

Well I wasn't going to reveal this but I have direct documented evidence that God has decided not to let the Mahdi come to Iran. He has instead chosen to send another ambassador of the true and peaceful faith in the Mahdi's place and his Name is Jesus Christ

I don't understand how Iran can have such an idiotic propaganda machine. Do they realize how completely stupid they sound every time they shout a new conspiracy theory?

.. So I have to ask.

Is this just propaganda and a poor attempt to control his people? [ Seems like out-dated tactics, really. And they do it over and over.. even many Iranians aren't falling for it anymore. ]

Or does this guy really believe the crap that's spilling out of his mouth?

Any takers on this question? I just don't know.

Well, the truth had to come out sooner or later. And here it is: the Hidden Imam (aka as the Umpteenth Imam) returned in 1947, arriving near Roswell, NM. Security personnel arrested him almost at once, and he's been held prisoner ever since in Area 51.

Uh, Ahmadshithead again, the ugliest man on this planet. Why doesn't he wear a burqa? Would suit him very well. He should keep his permanent grinning to himself. I hate it when people who are deprived of any sense of humour keep grinning all the time. Hasan al Turabi in Sudan is the same sort of grinning moron.

I believe in Santa, the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy, I'm a gullible girl, but that crap is even too much for me to buy. There are no limits to human stupidity. Ahmadshithead is the living evidence.

Kota (and everyone)..... Yeah, he believes it. All of it.

Most of us in the Western world (myself included for a long time) thought Muslims were just a bit off and even comical at times..... Right up until Munich 1972.

They're not a bit off and definitely not comical in any manner.

They're true believers.... Jonestown on steroids.... Based in laws derived from the antithesis of common decency and behavior.... A totally different mindset that as free-thinking people, we can't really wrap the bacon around (so to speak).

They're taught starting at birth to hate and kill as proof of their beliefs..... that it's their way or no way. It's all up front in their own 'religion' that is not a religion, but a totalitarian governance system that includes a religious factor as it's base.

Some folks are even speculating that it's a genetic defect developed over the centuries of subjugating themselves arse-up five times per day seven days per week, no slacking off ever.

After realizing what their 'religion of peace' really is, a few folks have broken away...... a micro-amount in the 1.75 billion of 'em floating around, but at least there are true gems of humanity like Ms. Darwish, Ms. Gabrielle and others attempting to wave the storm-warning flag.

Their only goal is to kill as many of us Jews as possible (to them, that means all of us - every last one), then take on the Christians and the rest until all that is left on the planet is space for their 12th virgin-goat-lover and them arse-up pointed towards a black rock.

......and now, they're building new-kew-lahr weapons.

As for me, I don't care to understand them. I don't care to appease them. I don't care to negotiate with them.

They have to be stopped and stopped cold or they're going to take out Israel.

The most dire part of all of this: Tens if not hundreds of millions of innocent lives WILL be lost because of political expediency, political correctness and political appeasement.

OK, I vented..... but it still doesn't solve any problems..... Range time. Back later. That won't solve any problems either, but I just want to 'go out and play'.

Cheers !

Kenny Solomon
Senior Expediter
The 72 Virgins Club Travel Agency
Offices throughout all 57 states in America.

And here's another one that'll kill you: A Jew and a Christian walk into a mosque.....

In response to Kota "I don't understand how Iran can have such an idiotic propaganda machine. Do they realize how completely stupid they sound every time they shout a new conspiracy theory? Is this just propaganda and a poor attempt to control his people? [ Seems like out-dated tactics, really. And they do it over and over.. even many Iranians aren't falling for it anymore. ]" Sound like anything going on in our own fair country? You have to understand, "Ahmadshithead", as Epistomology above, has so accurately named him is nothing more than a politician. He uses the Koranic scripture to retain his power. He uses it as his personal propaganda tool. You correctly identified that he has to control his people and this is accomplished through the media, much the same as Obama has and his cronnies have to date successfully done in the USA. Please don't tell me that you haven't heard foolish lies and BS come from our own socialist, Marxist leader. IF we continue to allow Obama and his ilk to control the media as they have the past yr + we will be in no better shape than the Iranian people are today in just a few short yrs. The only difference will be the focal point which Obama uses to force his ludicrous socialist Marxist ideas down our throat. In Ahmadshithead's case it is the Koran. In Obama's it is Healthcare Reform and Global Warming. Both will go down in the anals of History as two of the dumbest and most useless leaders to ever grace the halls of their respective countries capitols.

I'm afraid that he's correct, and if he wants to see the hidden imam it'll cost him. Do you have your credit card with you, Ach?

"...the Iranian nation is the one that will prepare the grounds for his coming..."

And just how will they do that? With holy (nuclear) fire no doubt to wash away all those un-believers (read Jews) holding the mahdi back.

Islam's "savior" should certainly have the power to overcome any obstacles set before him by the Great Satan. These statements take islam's abject fanaticism and absurdity to a new level of insanity and portray the "hidden imam" as a cowardly weakling. He needs to stay in the well for a while longer, at least until he grows a pair. He'll need them when he goes on the prowl for child brides, sex slaves, concubines, and dozens of wives in emulation of his predecessor.

In my mind's eye, the hidden imam is a creature much like the Tasmanian devil in cartoons, but more voracious and malevolent. He will whirl through Iran like a tornado, raping and eating everything he encounters, including the ayaollahs and his biggest fan, Ahmadinejad.

And I HEARD A VOICE IN THE HEAVEN CRY OUT 'LOOK YE AT THE MAJIC VIEWING SCREEN.'So I looked as I was told and saw The President of IRAN...enjoying a Hebrew National hot dog on Jewish rye while chasing it down with a tall glass of Jewish wine....all the while dreaming of those beautiful SHOW girls he was desiring;those seventy 'VIRGINS'

....someone needs a straaaaightjacket!

Remind me again why we haven't taken out this bastard and his buddies?

To Kota & Kenny:

Propaganda, by nature, is neither idiotic, intelligent, benevolent or evil. It is the worm on a fishhook waiting for a bite. It is the chip on the shoulder with a double-dare.

He and his puppet masters carefully craft every message broadcast to elicit their desired response from any gullible perpetrator of Iran's 'myths'. They have spun these myths so many times, they probably do believe their own lies, which makes them all the more dangerous.

This message reminds me of a criminal setting up an alibi just before calling 911. Or a country creating pre-justification for nuking Israel and all coalition forces within reach. They are also preparing to neutralize the Saudi's with shi'a Yemeni's. All connected to this plan.

As far as Ahmadinejad's claim that the United States is attempting to thwart the return of mankind's savior...
You can't have him 'til we're done impeaching your little darling... !

Insane. The grinning ferret-faced moron is certifiable.

What caused it? Islam.

If only George W. Bush had decided to do regime change on Iran, rather than Iraq.

To Kota & Kenny:

Propaganda, by nature, is neither idiotic, intelligent, benevolent or evil. It is the worm on a fishhook waiting for a bite. It is the chip on the shoulder with a double-dare.

He and his puppet masters carefully craft every message broadcast to elicit their desired response from any gullible perpetrator of Iran's 'myths'. They have spun these myths so many times, they probably do believe their own lies, which makes them all the more dangerous.

This message reminds me of a criminal setting up an alibi just before calling 911. Or a country creating pre-justification for nuking Israel and all coalition forces within reach. They are also preparing to neutralize the Saudi's with shi'a Yemeni's. All connected to this plan.

As far as Ahmadinejad's claim that the United States is attempting to thwart the return of mankind's savior...
You can't have him 'til we're done impeaching your little darling... !

And here I thought the Mahdi was the shining one, the Saviour, the supreme Obamanation himself, Mr. Barack Obama. Well, at least that's how I see it. Mahdi's already here and I'm very afraid of the outcome.

Yes Virginia, there is a Satan Cauls....

"Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims the United States is attempting to thwart the return of mankind's savior, according to reports from Al Arabiya, a television news station based in Duba00"
hmm it time to invest in butterfly nets to catch this imanutjob?

Forget America....what do the Sunnis think? What's the official comment from Saudi Arabia, Malaysia, Indonesia, Sudan, Egypt, Morocco, Jordan, Turkey, Pakistan, etc. about these claims that "the Iranian nation is the one that will prepare the grounds for his coming"? Recall that the birth of the whole Sunni-Shia division was bathed in blood over a simple matter of who's who. Dare Ahmadenijad to present his vaunted documentation before the OIC....then step back and watch the theo-political fireworks over the clash-of-eschatologies fly. Maybe then will Ahmadenijad witness the chaos he's been longing for.

I am awestruck at the extraordinary Iranian intelligence network, clearly the best in all the world. For Ahmadinejad is merely reporting newly released information discovered by an Iranian surveillance satellite flying over Massepequa, Long Island. It has just been revealed that Al and Pearl Kaplowitz, long-term residents of that community, have kept the Mahdi trapped in a Maalox bottle since 1957, restrained therein by a cork embossed with Solomon's seal. Prior to that, Al's parents, Hyman and Raisa, the former's great-grandfather being the Chief Rabbi of Krakow, held possession of the Mahdi in a crock of horseradish, into which he was interred over a millenium ago. In the sixteenth century, when the horseradish crock was in the possession of the rabbis of Safed, the Mahdi nearly escaped, but he was prevented from doing so only by the Kabbala master, Rabbi Joseph Luria, who also provided the secret incantation that enabled the Mahdi to be transferred to the Maalox bottle hundreds of years later. Alas, thanks to advanced Iranian espionage techniques, the truth is out - Jews, once again, have proven to be the enemies of Islam. Death to Israel! Death to America! Death to Al and Pearl!

Part of the problem is that people like the Nutjob come across as idiots to be ridiculed and dismissed. This is a lethal attitude, and one that over time encourages a subtle acceptance of the absurd.

Meanwhile, the scourge are happy enough to nibble away at our complacency, making enough noise to nudge our limits just that bit further. By the time our gutless leaders realise this is not a computer game that can be restarted when it's going wrong it will be too late, if it isn't already.

Interesting how Ineedadinnerjacket puts it, "he will DRY OUT the roots of injustice..." Not, he will "cut out" or surgically remove injustice through the world, as would need to be done to avoid killing the just along with the unjust. No, "dry them out", as in a massive "drying" force (what else but something that produces monstrous heat) that will take care of ALL the injustice in one conflagration. Kinda sounds like the promises of the "final days", huh?

Oh No! He figured out what the squirrels are for. Quick! Send in the badgers!

This guy will piss himself with excitement the very second that they set off a test nuke, and he will be like Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove (best movie death scene ever IMHO)when he drops it on Israel. I hope Israel has got a couple cases of spf one million, or a good attack plan and a set of cold steel balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0

(the Dr. Strangelove Slim Pickens video.)

He uses this diversionary tactic over and over. When the Iranian government wants to turn the eyes of the world away from what it is doing (like some stage working toward building nuclear bombs) the clerics send him to make one of his crazy speeches. He is like the court jester of the real power brokers in Iran: the clerics. I don't think he really believes this. I think he is trying to sound as crazy as possible to keep the eyes of the world on him and not what is going on in Iran re. nuclear weapons.

If he does believe this, I agree, the "god" of Islam must be pretty weak to let mere humans stop his plans, and the Madhi must be weak also since he evidently is completely unable to save mankind because mere humans can stop him.

I was wondering what the rattling is in the closet, and now, thanks to Ebonystone, I get it. I live in Roswell.

Hey, it's fleamarket time come the weekend. Nope, can't look in the box till you get back to Iran.

Congratulations, America!!!

And imagine - all this w/ BO as the prez. Imagine what would have happened w/ someone like Tancredo in office - US would be charged w/ being dedicated to the eradication of Islam!

The man is clearly insane, but no more so than the mullahs who put and keep him in power. What's really needed is a regime change in Iran. Without it Iran will never be a fit member of the community of nations. Thanks for making it possible for Khomeini and his ilk to come to power, Jimmy.

The charge is spectacularly non-specific.

He give the US far too much credit....there is no hidden Imam....

This is actually very good news. It reveals what the Mullah's fear the most: a disruption in the Day of Judgment script. The West needs to exploit that fear. Learn about the script and overtly hold it hostage to coerce their behaviour. For example, the Mahdi is supposed to be living at the bottom of a defunct well in Qom. A few bunker busters dropped from 30,000 feet down that hole should take care of that problem. And the Mahdi is supposed to go to Mecca and perform the rites of hajj. Well what if there was no Kaaba to circumambulate? I mean, what if Israel was to exercise the Tancredo option? If there's no Kaaba, there's no way for Mahdi to fulfill the script, ergo no Day of Judgment. Every day we could announce a new threat to the script. Imagine the sleepless nights in Qom. Imagine the terror. Is today the day that the Day of Judgment script ends forever?

"The man is clearly insane, but no more so than the mullahs who put and keep him in power." ...Eastview

Eastview, I agreed with your statement completely. But may I be technical for a moment and make an entirely different kind of point.

While Ahmadinejad may be insane by our culture, he clearly is not insane according to his culture. I would suggest that any Islamic Jihadist could make the case that he is insane by our cultural standards. (They do not think they are doing anything wrong when they kill us infidels.)

When Ahmadinejad complains that we are stopping the arrival of the Mahdi, he really means that we are attempting to prevent Ahmad from bringing about armageddon which will bring about the arrival of the Mahdi. He and his people have made elaborate efforts to pave the way for the arrival of the Mahdi and they are really counting on the Mahdi's arrival. This is why Iran is so very dangerous to us and Israel. Once armageddon is here and we and Israel are out of the way, the Mahdi has a clear mandate to come out of the well and rule the world. I am certain that this is the main reason Iran is so focused on nukes at any price.

If we believe in the Mahdi we are insane but if they believe, they are simply believing what they were taught. Ahmadinejad and his cohorts are truly dangerous to us all in the worst possible way. And all of this mess, as you say, courtesy of our dear old Jimmy.

SaracensAtTheGates:

Your viewpoint seems to have much merit. Food for serious thought there, my friend.

Adding to SaracensAtTheGates's comment above, I suggest that it be announced by our military that some or all bullets and shells fired at our Muslim enemies have been slathered in dog or pig saliva (or blood, or fat)thereby corrupting the bodies of all jihadis upon impact, rendering these soldiers of Allah ineligible for entry into Paradise. Bullets treated thusly should, certainly, also be employed for execution of terrorists or jihadis either in the field or after a death sentence is laid down either by civilian courts or by military tribunals.

That doesn't even make sense even within the worldview itself.

If there's a savior of mankind coming, doesn't it make sense that he'd be very powerful? Don't you think he couldn't be stopped by anyone blocking him? And if not, what good is he? It's ridiculous!

The return of the mahdi won't happen until, they believe, all the conditions are met. Muslims the world over, not just in Iran, are willing to do whatever it takes to bring those conditions to pass. Liks this:

http://freemendo.typepad.com/undaunted/2009/09/the-perfect-day.html

What kind of alleged messiah is intimidated and otherwise prohibited by the actions of any one country, no matter their might?

THEOLOGY FAIL.

"Where in the World is Mahdi Now?"

The stage is set for a new Reality Show featuring a global hunt and trek expose on the Mahdi...and his coming of Age as it were....imagine the interviews and nail biting relational tensions of global complexity that are exposed on the show. Here's just a few of the tantalizing themes you'll find in "Where in the World is Mahdi Now?"

Interviews with harem-ites from Mahdi's personal entourage of 12-14 year old virgins making veiled giggles over serving the Mahdi on the go........

Amaferretjab's continuing commentary on Mahdi progress and fullfillment of prophecy...

Beard pulling surly inteviews from the other 12 Imams of purport as Mahdi steals their show...

OH, and let's not forget the subterfuge and Chicagoland like methods of getting the Imam his pass to the US and elsewhere as he travels; let's go behind the scenes at the UN and WhiteHouse and watch the strings pulled...

OMG....just think of the interviews that the Major NetDorks Katie and Babwa and Chrisy Dodd (while weeweeing himself) will bring us...the pandering masses lining up to (how did CommmenSense put it?...oh yes) CIRCUMAMBULATE whatever podium or venue the Mahdi steps on...

Think of the fashion industry spinoffs....suddenly the entire LIBPROG population will be demanding ceremonial GARB ala Tehran to festoon for each appearance. Project Runway...coming to you from Tehran...Heidi in a Berka with SEAL and the sealettes all in tow...OMG and all those opportunities for Woman to step up as designers.....

Celebrities will be reborn on stage with (what's his name?) of ya Mahdi......and new shows like "G" meets "Mahdi" starring none other than Eddie Murphy himself with the MAHDI..

I can't get enough, when can we start....what a breath of fresh air to our normally vigilant life of looking out for democracy, the Constitution, what you say, who you offend, who you trust...etc

Welcome MAHDI...PLEASE YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE FOR THE DWARFING EXTINGUISHMENT OF OBAMA'S STAR.....

Infidel Pride:

With a guy like Tancredo in office, A-jad would be obsequious and calling for dialogue. Remember what happened when Ronald Reagan replaced Jimmy Carter. They'd probably figure that if they didn't show a little respect, they'd have ICBMS aimed at straight down their throats.

Commonsense:

Your caricature of anitsemitic paranoia had me rolling out of my chair with laughter. But, are you sure that somewhere along the line, Rab Yehuda Loew of Prague didn't have the Mahdi imprisoned in a spice jar with the Golem himself watching over it? And, could it be, that the same prison for the Mahdi was used to pillow the skull of Maimonides himself in his grave in Tiberias? Maybe that's the real reason they're so utterly worked up over Palestine.

What kind of Messiah is stopped by mere men?

Amadmanonajihad must be wrong about that, but he is cute though and wears the same dress size as Eva Longoria.

Wow, we are really powerful. And their Mahdi must really be a wimp. The good old USA doesn't stand a chance against the power and awe of God, the Son and the Holy Spirit. But, the Mahdi? No problemo. Allah is a real sissy too.

Following up on the suggestion above to use bullets dipped in bacon fat or some such: how about adding to the arsenal by loading up with liquid lard some crop sprayers or aerial tankers used to dump water on forest fires? Maybe even develop some UAVs for the job? Lard is a lot cheaper than the explosives used in bombs and a single pass would render a very large target area haram and thus uninhabitable for observant Muslims. One could even introduce rumors into the conspiracy-prone Muslims that this is being done, without actually doing it. (Of course this won't be done, because it would insult the religious sensitivities of the very people we would rather just outright blow up. It's a strange world we live in.)

If we won't do it in the Middle East, we should at least consider using these methods as defensive measures at home if or when push comes to shove.

The last mahdi cannot escape from the 'well'. I have flushed it. He will have to escape from the sewage treatment plant.

Hey, Imanutjob, can you say, Short Man Complex?

And wouldn't the Mahdi's appearance put you out of a job? Why the hurry then, short stack? ...enjoy the spotlight while you still can, before the Mahdi robs you of all the wrongheaded and evil attention you hunger for.

So, I googled mahdi today and this is what I came up with:
http://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/2009/12/iraqi_troops_capture_1.php

Interesting that it's Iraq who's the "mahdi's" problem... lol..

Attn Iran: It's the Iraqi's who've contained your mahdi!

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Attn Iranians: It's the Iraqis who are holding back your "mahdi!"

http://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/2009/12/iraqi_troops_capture_1.php

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Attn Iranians: It's the Iraqis who are holding back your "mahdi!"

http://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/2009/12/iraqi_troops_capture_1.php

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