No virgins for you, guys -- to get them you have to kill and be killed for Allah (Qur'an 9:111). Not just "be killed." Premature Detonation Alert: "14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves," from CNN, January 6 (thanks to Davida):
Kabul, Afghanistan (CNN) -- Fourteen suspected terrorists died Tuesday night when the bus they rigged with explosives blew up prematurely, police said.The explosion occurred as the suspects were riding the bus in the province of Kunduz, said police chief Abdul Raziq Yaqobi.
Yaqobi said the suspects wanted to attack Afghan police or foreign soldiers.
I can hear 1,008 virgins kvetching 'is this all there is?' about guys who blow their loads too soon.
These guys just didn't pay attention when they were in class:
http://www.dansher.com/bnb/nice/oopsbomb.gif
NVUH
Works accident.
Ha Ha
Ah.. love waking up to good news in the morning. Now if only the other brave Jihadis would follow this groups brave example in an unpopulated area.
No virgins for carelessness.
Missing body parts and become incomplete and deformed.
Most probably will burn in hell fire.
But majority of the inhabitants are women there. These women will not give sex to these sex manics.
Haaa Haaaaa!
(like Nelson from "The Simpsons.)
I thought it was the intention that mattered in becoming a martyr, not whether you were actually killed or killed anyone else. Like Nidal Hasan was never killed, but doesn't he still get paradise for his intensions?
sigh. poor bus.
I love the smell of 14 dead jihadis in the morning. Smells like... a good start.
Lorem, they have an answer for that situation also, it's called subjugation, and FGM. Takes care of most all complaints. A virtual heaven for sexually inadequate males.
Good for the virgins. All 1008 of them :)
Sounds like the work of one or more of our saboteur-squirrels. Air-drop more loads of acorns for our bushy-tailed heroes!
No Mossad,CIA involvement? I guess the 7 agents that were blown up by a suicide bomber was a plot also.No siree,no
Muslim involvement.
["Soup Nazi" voice from SNL]
"No virgins for you!"
bwahahahahhahaha!
Thanks Robert. (BTW, got your new book for Christmas - great work.)
I will speak to GOD for all Muslims that want to kill themselves without any other casualties. I will see to it that they get a couple extra virgins if no one else has to die with them.
I will speak to GOD for all Muslims that want to kill themselves without any other casualties. I will see to it that they get a couple extra virgins if no one else has to die with them.
Allah was willing...good for Allah...
....hahahha!!
No wonder they don't have workplace insurance there....
This deserves a happy dance!
I have to say, I do love news of a work accident. Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Touche, KK!
Let the ummah follow their example.
Great. F****** great. encore!!!!
More practically it would appear after this and Detroit that the killers really ARE lacking in intelligence and skill. Might this suggest that they are getting desperate and running out of steam? hope so.
The wheels on the Bus go BOOM,BOOM,BOOM...
Geniuses.
LOL! good one...
JeffS, I think you're right about the intent to kill -- even if no one ends up being killed -- being sufficient to reward the mujaheed with his virgins and other amenities in Paradise.
"Allah was willing...good for Allah..."
Yes, everything that happens, happens at Allah's will.
Allah ... most merciful, most compassionate.
Patrick, what did those virgins ever do to you?
God took them out before they could take the innocent out.
Praise the Lord God of Israel and His Son Jesus
Such a shame....
I'm sure the bus could have held upwards of 40.....
Do their families get workman's comp.? After all it was an on the job accident.
Do their families get workman's comp.? After all, it was an on the job accident.
...finally, some good news.
I feel for all those disappointed virgins ...poor thangs, whatever shall they do? Now they must spend eternity in wantonness longing for their would-be lover. How very sad '('
If there were some empty seats, that would be a crying shame
Seems to me that an upward trend for us is in progress. Prayers are answered all kinds of ways and these mozoids have been f-----g up big-time, lately. Let's hope that this is a good omen and by the end of this year there will be a lot of horny virgins left with no recourse.
Maybe Mr Westergaard can draw us a cartoon depicting a scene in the Otherworldly realms.
Allah's castle/ whorehouse viewed from the back (service entrance: dingy garbage bins, arabic graffiti, drainpipes). A 'brothel breakout'' is taking place: swarms of the celestial virgins, heavily-made-up like cheap whores, and scantily-clad in stereotypical harem outfits, along with swarms of the drably-clad deceased Muslimas who have grown heartily tired of the very limited possibilities offered them, are scrambling out the windows down ropes made of bedsheets and curtains and rugs tied together; the first to have hit the ground are sprinting away across billowing clouds toward, in the distance, a much, much larger, brilliantly-lighted palace from which all kinds of music, singing and sounds of laughter are issuing, and through the windows of which one can see men, women and children dancing happily together; the doors are wide open, there's a klezmer band in full swing just inside, and angels holding guitars and harps are beckoning invitingly from the windows and the door. The first houri has just reached the door and is being welcomed and wrapped in a dressing-gown.
YHWH throws much, much better parties than 'allah'...