Noting that Islamic law forbids musical instruments and music itself except in some strictly defined circumstances will bring you swift charges of "ignorance" and "Islamophobia," but the "militiamen" in Iraq who believe that music is un-Islamic are not ignorant "Islamophobes":
Hadith Qudsi 19:5: "The Prophet said that Allah commanded him to destroy all the musical instruments, idols, crosses and all the trappings of ignorance." (The Hadith Qudsi, or holy Hadith, are those in which Muhammad transmits the words of Allah, although those words are not in the Qur'an.)
Muhammad also said:
(1) "Allah Mighty and Majestic sent me as a guidance and mercy to believers and commanded me to do away with musical instruments, flutes, strings, crucifixes, and the affair of the pre-Islamic period of ignorance."
(2) "On the Day of Resurrection, Allah will pour molten lead into the ears of whoever sits listening to a songstress."
(3) "Song makes hypocrisy grow in the heart as water does herbage."
(4) "This community will experience the swallowing up of some people by the earth, metamorphosis of some into animals, and being rained upon with stones." Someone asked, "When will this be, O Messenger of Allah?" and he said, "When songstresses and musical instruments appear and wine is held to be lawful."
(5) "There will be peoples of my Community who will hold fornication, silk, wine, and musical instruments to be lawful ...." -- 'Umdat al-Salik r40.0
"Islamists order Mogadishu radios to stop playing music," from AFP, April 3:
MOGADISHU -- A hardline Somali Islamist group issued a 10-day ultimatum Saturday to Mogadishu-based radio stations to stop playing all kinds of music or face unspecified penalties, an Islamist leader said.The Hezb al-Islam group, which controls patches of the war-riven Somali capital, said playing music on radio stations was evil.
"We call on the local radio stations to stop broadcasting the songs and all music as well. We give them a 10-day deadline and any radio station found not complying with the orders... will face sharia action," said Moalim Hashi Mohamed Farah, a senior Hezb al-Islam official, referring to Islamic law.
"We also issue orders banning the local media from using the word 'foreigners' to refer to our Muslim brothers coming from outside the country to help us fight against the enemy of Allah," he told reporters....
The hardline militia official has repeatedly called on foreign jihadists to come to Somalia and help them fight the country's Western-backed transitional government and the AU forces.
"Every Muslim fighter can come to Somalia to fight the enemy of Allah and we would also invite Osama bin Laden to the country if the we get the opportunity," Farah said....
Cavemen no like music. Need wheel. Need drag Aisha by hair to bed. Need ignore her scream. She nine. Nine good. Need it. Oh, need it. Nine good good. Fire good. Fire so good. Need pee. Where camel? Where muhammad put my dress? Need dress. Need go out and kill. Need dress. No music. 10 day olti- uh, alti- uh...10 day time warning. No music, me need kill. Music. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Kill. Kill.
Kill.
Mo was probably tone deaf, or maybe he was simply afraid that the volume of the music would drown out the pitter-patter of the little girls' feet as they ran away from him, making it more difficult for him to find and molest them.
It's been said a million times already but needs to be said ten million times more: Want to understand moslem depravity, arrogance and aggression? One needs only to look to Mo (the piece with piss upon him).
Eleanor,
Very good! A slight insult to cavemen, but captures the essence of the muslim zombies!
Someone asked, "When will this be, O Messenger of Allah?" and he said, "When songstresses and musical instruments appear and wine is held to be lawful."
Uh oh. I was just in a liquor store, the joint had Bach playing in the background and the room was filled with wine.
Worse, I had an iPod in my back pocket, filled with redneck country tunes no less.
*** 33:21 ***
Does this mean I'm gonna die?
[i]Annie smiles and hands Alarmed Pig Farmer a beer & her own MP3 player, which is filled with bluegrass music. While patting him on the back in a consoling manner, she handily attaches a bumper sticker to his shirt which reads, "PADDLE FASTER! I hear banjo music!"[/i]
It *is* an insult to cavemen.
Cavemen, it seems, or people not far removed in time from cavemen, had *flutes*.
35 000 years ago...
'Oldest musical instrument found'...
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/06/25/2607918.htm?section=justin
Didn't Michael Jackson make his money from musak, and was this before or after supposedly converting to Islam?
And I didn't even mention Bob Dylan.
DDA,
Thanks. Seems Muhammed/Allah had their timeline off by 35000+ years.
I just simply add this to my ever-growing file of Why islam should be mocked/ridiculed.
We all here know the drill. We have earned our PhDs here at JW University.
Addendum:
It is much too sad to say that most of our "elected representatives" are still stuck in the pre-kindergarten levels of understanding of the islamic threats.
Slowly,but surely, progress is being made. I hope.
Thanks! I know, I feel bad for cavemen except that I absolutely HATE the "Geico Cavemen" series, so subconsciously I'm probably taking it out on them? LOL
Cavemen no like flute. Need dirt. Need leave future coprolite for infidel study. Good. Ahhhh good. Where Aisha? She play with baby and doll. Not good. Baby good. Baby good good. Need find flautist. Kill flautist. Kill. Kill. Kill. Muhammad crack on moon. Moon set in puddle. Good crack. Must invent zero. Zero good. I zero. Indian invent zero? Not good. Must find Indian. Must kill Indian. Kill. Kill.
Kill. Kill. Kill.
Kill.
Oh no,now all our dumbed-down, political correct politicians will be burning their radios.
"Some people say that the devil's got my soul
That's a bunch of ____
I just what to rock 'n roll
I don't want to hang up my rock and roll shoes"
Even if I knew nothing else about Islam, this would turn me away from it.
What is life without the beauty of music?
"The Messiah" by George Frideric Handel, "The Passion According to St. Matthew" by Johan Sebastian Bach, "The Seven Last Words of Christ on the Cross" by Franz Joseph Haydn, "Christ on the Mount of Olives" by Ludwig van Beethoven—all Easter Oratorios most appropriate for this day.
Or, heck—just listen to Don McLean, or Elvis Presley, or the Sex Pistols—it's all good, unless you have the misfortune of dwelling in Dar-al-Islam.
Mo asked the question, "What is life without the beauty of music?"
It's called the lowest form of life, on this planet, "idiotic islamic idiots," of which everyone of them need a PORKCHOP shoved where the sun don't shine