Islamic supremacists give Mogadishu men 30 days to grow beards -- or else

LOL !

Somalia is so wiped out already, this is one more cruel joke on that country.

yeah, you are perfectly right. We should not be too amused.

What about many asian men who can't grow beards or have very slow growth? ? Allah never thought of them? Or is it the fact that muhammed was never exposed to chinese and other far east asians? or that muhammed said that the sun rests before the throne of allah after the day is done and than asks permission to rise again the next day? I guess allah doesn't know that the earth is round and that the sun is always shining somewhere on earth? Yet these islamic morons expect to take their perverted prophet seriously?

Hahahah.That was a good read. When I was in Kurdistan, the toilets were horrid. Holes in the ground to squat in. Urine and feces everywhere and lots of backsplashes if one didn't aim quite properly.I even saw worms late one night. And one was expected to scrape themselves with their fingers. Yet somehow, almost blasphemously, Westerners are considered unclean and unknowledgeable about how to clean themselves with water and t.p. I had to hide tissues in my bra to clean up and pour lots of water down to wash them away. Ugh.

But even worse than the finger-scraping musselmen are the NONE-finger-scraping muslims. They just pour huge amounts of water on their backsides and consider it a done deal. Then they walk around with their poopified butts. I can't help but wonder if this is why musselmen are always in such a bad mood.... It's no wonder they're afraid of canines: Doggies always sniff smelly butts... lol..

Yankel wrote:

"To grow one's beard is a moral teaching left by our Prophet Mohamed..."

And so is wiping your ass with stones.
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Hah! True, Yankel. Modern toilets built in Afghanistan by US forces have broken down because the local Muslims can't get out of the habit of putting stones down them.

Again:

"To grow one's beard is a moral teaching left by our Prophet Mohamed, peace be upon him, so it is a duty to keep this religious practice alive and punish men who shave their beards and grow their moustaches."...
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This is the level of "moral teaching" in Islam. The greatest barbarities and human rights violations are perfectly fine, but regulating the length of one's pants and moustache constitute "moral teachings".

More:

Aweys: Beard dyed henna in imitation of Muhammad
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This might seem like more of the same—just a rather stupid "fashion statement", but it is uglier than that. "The Prophet" dyed his beard so that he would look younger and more virile, and hence more frightening to his enemies in battle.

In other words, dying your hair to look more attractive is Haram—but if you dye your hair to further violent Jihad, then it is very much Halal.

Yep, MO had some major toileting issues. Probably as the result of a childhood trama and a disfunctional family. Now a billion people worship him and practice his bizarre ways.

And, geez, you can't even sneek a book or mag in for a stealth clean-up.

Question: why were you in Kurdistan and what happens if you were to get caught with TP?

I think I'm gunna go make a ham sandwich and then take a nap with my dogs.

"Islam is offal."

Exactly. And it smells like it, too.

..should be called Turdistan :-D

But it's true. Below the neck, the least skerrick of body hair is strengst verboten for the pious Muslim.

In Australian journalist Geraldine Brooks' book about women in Islam, 'Nine Parts of Desire', she recounts her meeting with a bunch of Hezbollah wives in a luxury suite of a fancy hotel in Beirut. Because they were in a women-only group they were all lounging about harem-style in flimsy see-through nighties...and as she puts it, their bodies were 'hairless as Barbie dolls'.

She remarked upon this, and they solemnly explained to her that it was 'sunnah' for pious Muslimahs to strip off every bit of body hair from the neck down, **every twenty days**. All-over body waxing (the traditional depilatory is, according to Ms Brooks information, not wax, but a paste made from lemon juice and sugar)...YEEOUCH.

Men, on the other hand, as these females explained to Ms Brooks, were supposed to engage in total body depilation **every forty days**.