Try the suicide bomb souffle, Infidel!
Bon appetit! "Chef convicted of helping Osama escape GIs," from Reuters, July 8:
A Sudanese prisoner accused of guarding Osama bin Laden and helping him escape US forces in Afghanistan pleaded guilty at Guantanamo yesterday, giving the Obama administration its first conviction in the controversial war-crimes court.Ibrahim al Qosi, whose job description also included cooking for the terrorist at the Star of Jihad compound in Afghanistan, has been held at Guantanamo for more than eight years.
His sentence could range from no additional time to life....
Escape this, OBL.
http://www.politesociety.com/binladenliquors_ol10%5B1%5D.swf
Ibrahim al Qosi, whose job description also included cooking for the terrorist at the Star of Jihad compound in Afghanistan...
The commissary at the forthcoming Ground Zero Mosque should be named Star of Jihad, it's a great name that communicates ambience.
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The joint could have its walls festooned with framed autographed photos of Prez Barack, Prez Dubya, Mayor Bloomberg, Professor Esposito, Sgt. Hasan... the whole cast of stars.
"Star of Jihad"
No relation to Stella Maris.
No relation to Stella Maris............
perhaps Jane Fonda !
Ibrahim al Qosi, whose job description also included cooking for the terrorist at the Star of Jihad compound in Afghanistan...
You can only imagine the sanitary conditions...at one time my job was to sniff out unsanitary conditions in food prep area's of restaurants...I know where all the germs hide...
Not all these places are good at, or care about sanitary conditions...it has to be forced on them by law...Usually state law...I bet the Star of Jihad compound does not miss him at all as a chef...The new chef can contaminate the food just as well as al Qosi...That's why the Taliban are always belly aching...This could be fixed with more broom and mop work, and wiping things down with a bleach solution...Actually any disinfectant should work, but long term, well established germs need bleach...it kills everything...And finally the responsible chef or food prep expert should never squish flies on the counter with a swatter or a wide bladed vegie chopper...
I could write a manual on this in Arabic...I wonder if it would sell on e-bay...
...the Star of Jihad compound...
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My stay here was *terrible*. I thought Afghanistan sounded exotic, but they just don't know how to put together a nice travel package at all! The "compound" was in an awful neighborhood—there was gunfire all night long, if you can believe it! Then we were woken up early every morning by some awful caterwalling—this was before dawn!
The hotel was a cave—I don't mean just dark and dingy—it was an actual cave! The facilities were filthy. And the food was *awful*. If you can believe it, the chef was from *Sudan*. What were they thinking?
You can bet I complained—but they told me I couldn't get my money back, and were terribly rude to boot. On the last day, we were all *beheaded*. Let me tell you, that was the last straw...
And there will be no hymn written to it -- haram-ness all over the place there.
That said, "Star of Jihad" sounds like al-Qaeda's answer to American Idol. The winner gets 72 virgins, or so they say.
specialite de la maison at Le Cimeterre d'Or:
roast leg of freshly-raped virgin nanny, marinated in a mixture of camel urine and the chef's morning nose-snortings
bon appetit!
Spécialité du Chef: "Fish Liver". May be he needs to prepare the "Firt Meal" for the "People in Paradise" described by his "Prophet"...Bon appétit!!!
http://crossmuslims.blogspot.com/2010/06/testing-muhammad-tester-mahomet.html
Let the poor man go; after all, he was just a "chef", and he said he's sorry.
Let him go; what could go wrong?
Call me a snob, but I won't stay at anything less than a Five-Star of Jihad myself.
He was also Bin Laden's accountant. Which says something about the value Muslims place on proper accounting when you put your kebab cook in charge of the numbers.
LOL...one of the things that upsets me in restaurants in the US is the casual attitude some of them have about letting flies get into the place.
Flies sit on the counters, on the food, in the bathrooms, on the customers, and in most places, nobody who works there seems too concerned. In climates where there are a lot of flies, they need to be controlled outside the building, particularly around the dumpsters, and there has to be a way to kill any that get inside when people open the door. And if you do have to squash a bug on any surface, you bleach-wash the surface immediately afterward.
...one of the things that upsets me in restaurants in the US is the casual attitude some of them have about letting flies get into the place.
Flies sit on the counters, on the food, in the bathrooms, on the customers, and in most places, nobody who works there seems too concerned.
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Dude! You need to start going to better restaurants!
These convictions are just tidbits, which will lack any real teeth against global jihad crimes, submitting to Sharia law on the issue of Muslims committing crimes against infidels, and basically pinning jihad medals on those convicted. Islamic war crimes courts against non-Muslims who dare to resist Sharia law (e.g. the U.N. as well as the African Union and the EU if Turkey can manage it) will most likely overpower our little farce of a court, at least in retaliatory actions, and seek to nullify any jihad prosecution. Now is the time to specifically make jihad crimes hate crimes against non-Muslims and outlaw Sharia law in the U.S.
These convictions are just tidbits, which will lack any real teeth against global jihad crimes, submitting to Sharia law on the issue of Muslims committing crimes against infidels, and basically pinning jihad medals on those convicted. Islamic war crimes courts against non-Muslims who dare to resist Sharia law (e.g. eventually the U.N. as well as the African Union and the EU if Turkey can manage it) will most likely overpower our little farce of a court, at least in retaliatory actions, and seek to nullify any jihad prosecution. Now is the time to specifically make jihad crimes hate crimes against non-Muslims and outlaw Sharia law in the U.S.