Of course! The old "Baking Chocolate Crusade." Oldest trick in the Zionist-Crusader Conspiracy Handbook. "Americans use chocolate in plot to subvert Islam! - Iranian News Service," from Kodoom, August 16 (thanks to Buraq_is_Dead):
A fundamentalist Iranian News Service Jahan News, has discovered a new plot by American troops in Pakistan to subvert Islam. Jahan News claims that U.S. troops, to promote Christianity, distribute a free mixture of sweet milk chocolates and dark bitter chocolates to Pakistani kids, but wrap the bitter chocolates in labels imprinted with the name of the Islamic prophet, Mohammad, to leave a "bad taste" with children about Islam!
Ah, the great American military strategy! Win the hearts and minds of the children with chocolates, and the hearts and minds of the whole dentistry profession as well!
But, seriously, who are the Iranian propagandists to complain? Don't they send around sweets every time someone blows up something?
WTF? These people are seriously deranged.
Yes, something similar happened during the Cold War. The Americans cleverly manufactured inedible chocolates, packaged them as if they were Soviet "Red Front" and "Rosa Luxemburg" chocolates, then smuggled them not out, but into, the captive nations of Eastern Europe.
That contributed to the collapse of Communism.
For more on this, you can begin with "Rot Front" chocolates, in good old Odessa, on the site of the former Rosa Luxemburg chocolate factory, by clicking on the link provided here: http://www.uniconf.ru/en/rotfront/
"WTF? These people are seriously deranged."
No ****.
And here's what's responsible: Islam
Even worse, some of these chocolates contain nuts that have been gathered by Zionist squirrels http://www.jihadwatch.org/2007/07/iranians-arrest-14-squirrels-for-spying.html
They're confused. It's just milk-chocolate and dark-chocolate m&m's, and they just have m on the dark ones. They only assume the 'm' stands for 'Mohammad.'
Maybe to continue their Pavlovian subversion, they can start lining the hijabs with sandpaper, and put little digital whispering Shaitans in the loo.
Wait. Do we have American troops in Pakistan distributing candy and spreading Christianity?
Or was it predator drones spreading candy and Christianity?
Islam, being a self-serving system since its inception, is bound to burst like a worn-out tyre. . . So many hues of colour, flavours of opinion and degrees of thyme that it seeks to quash are its own undoing. Any person of conscience and an ounce of common sense who wakes up to the wrong of The False Prophet and the Idols of . . will be witnessing the collapse of a dark star. Leave, stay clear, light years away if possible.
I'm still remembering the Cleric who said America was invading Iraq with giant spiders.
But they haven't seen nothing yet, wait till we launch an invasion of flying pigs into Iran--haven't they picked up on that yet?
I'm just thrilled that they haven't caught on that the Green M&M's do things to you --
I think my little friends and I were coming up with stupid little silly "stories" like that when we were in the...oh, what....the 2nd grade??
Shows what the mentality of supposed "adults" is.
Jeesh, the actual KIDS are probably more emotionally developed (before their Islamic de-development).
Muslims are delusional just like the their cult leader who found this religion under his delusional trances. You can't get delusion out of Muslims!!
Another 'racist' school head in Kedah, Malaysia. From "moderate" Malaysia this:
Barely a week after a secondary school principal in Johor was accused of hurling racial slurs at non-Malays, another is being denounced for having uttered similar derogatory remarks - this time in Kedah.
Several Chinese newspapers today gave prominence to reports of a Sungai Petani secondary school principal accusing non-Muslim students of "disrespecting" the fasting month of Ramadan.According to the report the school cafeteria had closed for the fasting month and non-Muslim students were left to their own devices to find food.
But the sight of a group of them having breakfast at the canteen - a common area - had apparently raised the principal's ire.
Later, at the school assembly, the principal was alleged to have said that the Chinese students - comprising 10 percent of the student population of 780 - had been disrespectful and that "they should go back to China".
It was claimed that when the assembly was over, another teacher approached the Chinese students to say sarcastically that they should take an AirAsia flight, since the fares were cheap now.
Brickbats from BN politicians
The affair had several Barisan Nasional leaders up in arms.
wee ka siong interview 220310 04MCA Youth chief Wee Ka Siong (right) - who is also deputy education minister - said it was wrong and unbecoming of the school headmaster to make such a remark and that he would leave it to education director-general Alimuddin Mohd Dom to resolve the matter.
"The DG should remind principals to be racially-sensitive. No more such incidents!" he exclaimed in his public Twitter account.
However, Wee also agreed that non-Muslim students in secondary schools should be sensitive during Ramadan and that they should respect their fasting Muslim schoolmates.
"Regarding the place to eat for non-Muslims, the school principal should make proper arrangements to prevent any misunderstanding," he said.
Head must face disciplinary action
Meanwhile, Kedah Gerakan called for the principal's head, urging the government to take "stern action" against him.
"If it is true that the school head had made the racist utterances, then the person should face disciplinary action," state Gerakan chief Cheah Soon Hai said in a statement.
He said the government should be strict as schools are places for learning and such degrading and disparaging words from a principal should not be condoned at all.
Cheah - also Derga state assemblyperson - said the people should know from history that Malaysia gained independence because of the genuine efforts of all races.
"While acknowledging the fact that non-Muslims should be more sensitive towards Muslims during fasting time, the school head's statement has clearly gone overboard. Making statements such as passengers (penumpang) of the country are totally unwarranted," he added.
'Racist' worms creep out of woodwork
Just earlier this week, the nation was shocked after several police reports were lodged against the principal of a secondary school in Kulai, Johor, for allegedly asking the "Chinese students to go back to China", and likening the Hindu prayer bracelet to a dog leash.
In a speech during the launch of the school's Merdeka celebration, she had also "reminded" the non-Malay students of their place in the country.
She had allegedly given the example of owning a Proton Saga and then letting 'Munusamy' and 'Chong' in as passengers.
"Munusamy and Chong are only passengers. They cannot claim any right to the car. This is the same as Malaysia in which the non-Malay students are passengers," wrote a 16-year-old student in his police report on what the principal had said. http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/140676
Subscription is required for Malaysiakini. Therefore for the benefit of the world I copied it.
This song is dedicated to the staff of Jahan News:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na1yQ_fKUF0
I wonder. Do these idiots have one person to invent these crazy ideas or is it done by a committee? It seems to me these idiots get crazier each passing day!
I fail to see the issue here; the police and politicians are taking this issue very seriously. A very small minority of Malays have such racist views. I personally don't know anyone who thinks that way. Besides, this is very much a racial and historical issue more than an Islam issue.
I'm a diabetic and don't eat chocolate, but Mohammed still leaves a "bad taste" in my mouth.
And this is where they wrapped them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wp3m1vg06Q
"WTF? These people are seriously deranged".
Well.... DUHHHHH!!
LOL!!!
The American troops are doing the children a favor by using bitter bakers chocolate, about 90% pure cocoa...A small cube is about the equivalent of two cups of blueberry's for anti-oxidants...The American army is doing what it can to fight off those 'free radicals', that pollute the children of Pakistan...They should be applauded...
Welllllllllllllll, WHAT ABOUT THE CHOCOLATES, MO??
As every true chocoholic knows, it is only the dark stuff that really scratches the chocolate itch -- the rest is just oversweetened brown wax. So, as with most things, the muhammadans have it exactly backwards.
This is almost as "good" as the Egyptian "discovery" that the wiley Jews were distributing chewing gum that would make Arab children sterile:
http://www.axess.se/magasin/english.aspx?article=391
Only one of 72 sects will go to Paradise. Do these members of Muhammad's Family think they got the Golden Ticket to Allah's Chocolate Factory? I'd go out and buy, with Ijtihad and Sharia, as many chances as I could. Islam, it's not a death cult, it's a crapshoot and nobody really knows the rules. C'mon 7, or is it 12, Imams I'm shooting for?
Perhaps kids in Iran really are getting a bitter taste in their mouths as far as Islam is concerned...The conspiracy mongering is a pathetic attempt to "explain" that. But the problem is not bitter chocolates. It's the general repressiveness of Islam and the Islamic law ethos.
Compare these pie charts from the international human rights organization Freedom House. You'll see that the most repressed region on the globe is the core Islamic region, as shown in the pie chart for Middle East/North Africa.
Theocratic repression is no fun for kids; a bitter experience. Recall that the Ayatollah Khomeini said there is no fun in Islam, there can be no fun in anything that is "serious," he claimed.
Good thing that they're not using Hershey kisses..
That could lead to charges of immorality, as well !
Welcome to the seriously scary psychology of even the most "moderate" of mohammadans. They believe every conspiracy theory out there.
If I had a penny for every time a mohammadan asked me if I was really CIA I'd be a wealthy woman.
I think their mistrust and eagerness to believe all manner of whacky theories comes from their own inherent inability to tell the truth.
quote:
"wrap the bitter chocolates in labels imprinted with the name of the Islamic prophet, Mohammad, to leave a "bad taste" with children about Islam!"
The qur'an must be bitter chocolate:
-It is imprinted with muhammad all over(apostle of allah it's called). check
-It left a bad taste about Islam on me. check
Hadith collections are similar bitter chocolate.
Sensitivity about Ramadan is a cultural and racial issue? What race is Islam again?
Besides, how weak and petty that little one-up-the-Jews "holiday" is that its adherents' fasting practices must be protected and corralled so they don't actually see other people eating. That might make them what? Break their own fast?
Weak, not devout, unable to comply, casual Muslims.
Real Muslims would go sit in the middle of Old Country Buffet and read the Qur'an and pray. That's devout.
To what end, I have no idea, but if it makes you more like Mohammad, all the easier to pick you out of a crowd. I like the one's who aren't closer to Mohammad. More normal, more liberal, more like real compassionate people who respect others' human rights.
Funny thing is: I like bitter, dark chocolate more than the sugared, milky types. Their healthier too.
This muzlim conspiracy ranks right up their with this one:
"Israel makes palestinian schoolgirls sexually promiscuous by selling them aphrodisiac bubble-gum
"Palestinian authorities uncovered Israeli efforts to spread a special kind of gum that contains sexual hormone between Palestinians. The authorities requested laboratory tests on the gum which were conducted in Cairo. Those tests showed that the gum contains progesterone which is responsible for sexual arousal and also prevents pregnancies. Palestinian authorities confiscated 200 tonnes of gum in the city of al-Khalil alone. The Washington Post claimed in report that if it asked a chemistry professor in the Hebrew university to examine the gum. His tests were negative, however the paper also reported that the majority of Palestinians believe the conspiracy. It quoted one Palestinian saying that it was possible to send a space ship to Mars then it is possible to manufacture a 'sexual gum' it is after all a war." (report by Mohammad Dalbah mentioned by middle east analyst Daniel Pi on his book pes)"
http://www.oddee.com/item_92285.aspx
War on terror with food! BRILLIANT!
Send in the cooks who do English school lunches
of course their should be there
Bitter islamic chocolates. Ironic.
They could print the Koran on pages made of marzipan and it would still be the bitterest book on Earth.
"American troops in PAKISTAN" ???
Why are there American troops in Pakistan? Did the mob that left Iraq decide to stage ANOTHER illegal invasion on the way home?
Allah Bless America!
Maybe the children of Iran are starting to find bitterness about Muhammad because they've been subject to the mullah-ocracy since 1979. Given that the US has so few dealings with Iran, Jahan News really ought to open up a frank discussion of how Islam has been presented not only to the outside world, but to the children of Muslims themselves.
Marylou and Threewing, as a chocoholic myself, I agree that the dark stuff is the best.