First came the Zionist squirrels, the Zionist pigeons, and the Zionist rats, and now this. Conspiracy Paranoia Update: "Egypt puzzled after string of Red Sea shark attacks," by Mohamed Zaki for Reuters, December 6 (thanks to all who sent this in):
SHARM EL-SHEIKH (Reuters) - Shark attacks on tourists in the Red Sea have triggered a flurry of speculation as to what could have caused them, with suggestions ranging from overfishing to an Israeli plot to harm Egyptian tourism.The body of a 70-year-old German woman washed up on the shore at Egypt's Sharm el-Sheikh on the Red Sea after an attack Sunday. Officials said the shark had taken a chunk out of her right thigh and bitten through her right elbow.
Egypt had just lifted a ban on swimming in parts of the area imposed after three Russians and a Ukrainian were injured in shark attacks last week.
The government has invited international experts to help locate the killer shark but officials were at loss as to what could have caused its behaviour.
"There is not one reason that will be ignored. We are seeking any reason that causes a change in shark behaviour," Ahmed el-Edkawi, assistant secretary for the South Sinai region, told Reuters.
Some said sharks had been drawn to shallow waters after cattle being shipped in for last month's Islamic feast of the sacrifice, or Eid al-Adha, had died and were thrown overboard.
Others suggested it could have been part of a secret plot by Israel's Mossad intelligence agency.
"What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark (in the sea) to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm," South Sinai Governor Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha was quoted as saying by state news site egynews.net....
Stuxnet-controlled sharks! Yikes, that is one terrific program.
But if this a Zionist plot to control the world's sharks - and really, what else could it be since there is NO other plausible reason - there's a serious flaw. Shouldn't the underlying code have directed the sharks to bite only Muslims?
Sounds like a peaceful shark got converted to Islam. Symptoms are all there; propensity to sudden violence, no self control and a sneak attack.
There should be signs posted along the entire coastline - 'Beware! Muslim sharks'
More Muslim projection.
You really have to tip your hat to the Jews...only 13 million of 'em, yet they have the time and resources to not only control every thought of 1.2 billion muslims, they also have time to manipulate muslim sea-life. Where do I sign up?
This is a design bug which will be worked out. Those Israelis are devilishly clever. But maybe the German lady was a Muslim...
This must be new technology, and it's just in the experimental phase.
Those fiendishly clever Jooooos must be still trying to work out the bugs...
How is it possible that something so insane can be said in a public forum? Blaming Mossad for a shark attack?
"Some said sharks had been drawn to shallow waters after cattle being shipped in for last month's Islamic feast of the sacrifice, or Eid al-Adha, had died and were thrown overboard."
Where's PETA? Isn't it time for another courageous ad campaign to help the animal population? Maybe they could use an Islamic religious leader this time.
How is it possible that something so insane can be said in a public forum? Blaming Mossad for a shark attack?
We won't know for sure until the shark is caught and we can see if he's wearing a yamulke. I'm highly skeptical especially since there seems to be some flaws in the design. It seems even the Israeli's haven't figured out how to tell a moderate from an extremist muslim yet. Back to the drawing board and off with your heads!
yarmulke...sorry to the jewish JW'ers.
LOL!
How says there's no humor in Islam? I'm glad I wasn't drinking a coke when I read the last quote by the governor.
There is no limit to the crazy where muslims and their Judeophobia.
Hey, I did I just invented a new word to describe the Islamic supremacist mindset: JUDEOPHOBIA ?
This must be a word already. I like it better than anti-semantism -- since Semites actually describes the race of much of the middle east population. I think Judeophobia is a lot better.
Obviously the Joooo sharks are going after the kosher Germans, Russians, and Ukrainians but not the nonkosher muslims. Perhaps the nonkosher muslims leaves a bad taste, not unusual.
- "There is not one reason that will be ignored. We are seeking any reason that causes a change in shark behaviour," -
If it really WAS a Zionist shark, it'd have a frinkin' laser!
"If it really WAS a Zionist shark, it'd have a frinkin' laser!"
ahahhhaha!
Wait, are not the forces of anti-fascism supposed to be rallying to the defence of these... People who, incidentally, accuse the Jews of being behind bizarre plots to drive tourists away from obscure resorts?
I don't know what they are smokin' but it must be good stuff!!!
Man!!!
"Some said sharks had been drawn to shallow waters after cattle being shipped in for last month's Islamic feast of the sacrifice, or Eid al-Adha, had died and were thrown overboard."
So, it appears the Muslims could have been chumming the waters....an old trick to attract sharks...
You ain't seen nothing yet. Other Zionist marine creatures include the venomous stinging phylactery box-jellyfish and the poisonous spined starofdavidfish.
You forgot to mention the Zionist pigs. Israelicool occasionally mentions them. Apparently there are feral pigs in some areas of the West Bank that just tear up the crops there. The Palis swear it's a Zionist plot undertaken by Israeli settlers to drive them off their land. To be a muslim is to be obsessed with conspiracies.
Somebody had suggested that the reason for the shark behavior was overfishing, but that can't be right because everybody knows that overfishing causes Somali piracy.
The Egyptians might send one of their muslim lawyers to talk to the shark about relocating over to an Israeli beach. Who knows, the shark might extend such a professional courtesy.
They do have trained dolphins, maybe they were wearing false teeth?
My guess is all that the smell of blood from there eid bovine slaughter fest attracted them.
Weren't the squirrels supposed to be CIA?
I don't remember the Israeli pigeons. What were they trained to do, poop on the Moslems?
It all sounds fishy to me.
The "palestinians" have also accused the Israelis of training pigs & snakes to attack them, and sending rats with supernatural powers to make their lives miserable.
What sort of science are we supposed to attribute to the muslims, again? The discovery of supernatural rats, attack snakes and attack pigs?
I don't understand how they can make these claims with straight faces. I really don't!
Personally, I think it was a case of the rats, pigs and snakes recognizing kindred spirits/soul mates amongst the "palestinian" population.
I think I understand now why islam demands that all Jews die.
Clearly they think that Jews are a super superior race of people capable of absolutely anything. There is no task they cannot complete successfully.
Amongst their many powers is the ability to command the creatures of the sea to do their bidding. I am put in mind of Aquaman. Perhaps Aquaman was Jewish?
Regardless. The muslims know something the rest of us don't and the only logical explanation for the many amazing feats attributed to Jews by them is that they see them as far superior in every way to themselves.
And... it may appear that way to them when you consider their perspective...limited as it is. I mean...
ARAB / ISLAMIC NOBEL WINNERS
From a pool of 1.4 BILLION Muslims
20% of World's Population
(2 out of every 10 people)
Literature
1988 - Najib Mahfooz *
2006 - Orhan Pamuk
Peace
1978 - Anwar El-Sadat
1994 - Yasser Arafat... A Joke!!! **
2003 - Shirin Ebadi
2005 - Mohamed ElBaradei
2006 - Muhammad Yunus
Chemistry
1999 - Ahmed Zewail
Physics
1979 - Abdus Salam (arguable because he is Qadiani)
* Najib was stabbed in the back by Egyptian Moslem fundamentalists in 1997 because he supported the Peace Process between the Arabs ("Palestinians") and Israelis. Najib was partially paralyzed as a result.
**The Norwegians played an ugly joke on the world by pretending Arafat was a Man of Peace.
Note: Elias James Corey (Chemistry 1990), Peter Brian Medawar (Medicine 1960) and Ferid Mourad (Medicine 1998) are Nobel Prize winners but are Arab-Christians, not Muslims.
JEWISH NOBEL WINNERS
From a pool of 12 million Jews
0.2% of the World's Population
(2 out of every 1,000 people)
Literature
1910 - Paul Heyse
1927 - Henri Bergson
1958 - Boris Pasternak
1966 - Shmuel Yosef Agnon
1966 - Nelly Sachs
1976 - Saul Bellow
1978 - Isaac Bashevis Singer
1981 - Elias Canetti
1987 - Joseph Brodsky
1991 - Nadine Gordimer
2002 - Imre Kertesz
2005 - Harold Pinter
World Peace
1911 - Alfred Fried
1911 - Tobias Asser
1968 - Rene Cassin
1973 - Henry Kissinger
1978 - Menachem Begin
1986 - Elie Wiesel
1994 - Shimon Peres
1994 - Yitzhak Rabin
1995 - Joseph Rotblat
Chemistry
1905 - Adolph Von Baeyer
1906 - Henri Moissan
1910 - Otto Wallach
1915 - Richard Willstaetter
1918 - Fritz Haber
1943 - George Charles de Hevesy
1961 - Melvin Calvin
1962 - Max Ferdinand Perutz
1972 - William Howard Stein
1972 - C.B. Anfinsen
1977 - Ilya Prigogine
1979 - Herbert Charles Brown
1980 - Paul Berg
1980 - Walter Gilbert
1981 - Ronald Hoffmann
1982 - Aaron Klug
1985 - Herbert A. Hauptman
1985 - Jerome Karle
1986 - Dudley R. Herschbach
1988 - Robert Huber
1989 - Sidney Altman
1992 - Rudolph Marcus
1998 - Walter Kohn
2000 - Alan J. Heeger
2004 - Irwin Rose
2004 - Avram Hershko
2004 - Aaron Ciechanover
2006 - Roger D. Kornberg
2008 - Martin Chalfie
2009 - Ada Yonath
Economics
1970 - Paul Anthony Samuelson
1971 - Simon Kuznets
1972 - Kenneth Joseph Arrow
1973 - Wassily Leontief
1975 - Leonid Kantorovich
1976 - Milton Friedman
1978 - Herbert A. Simon
1980 - Lawrence Robert Klein
1985 - Franco Modigliani
1987 - Robert M. Solow
1990 - Harry Markowitz
1990 - Merton Miller
1992 - Gary Becker
1993 Rober Fogel
1994 - John Harsanyi
1994 - Reinhard Selten
1997 - Robert Merton
1997 - Myron Scholes
2001 - George Akerlof
2001 - Joseph Stiglitz
2002 - Daniel Kahneman
2004 - Richard Axel
2005 - Robert J. Aumann
2006 - Andrew Z. Fire
2007 - Leonid (Leo) Hurwicz
2007 - Eric Maskin
2007 - Roger Myerson
2008 - Paul Krugman
Physiology / Medicine
1908 - Elie Metchnikoff
1908 - Paul Erlich
1914 - Robert Barany
1922 - Otto Meyerhof
1930 - Karl Landsteiner
1931 - Otto Warburg
1936 - Otto Loewi
1944 - Joseph Erlanger
1944 - Herbert Spencer Gasser
1945 - Ernst Boris Chain
1946 - Hermann Joseph Muller
1947 - Garty Cori
1950 - Tadeus Reichstein
1952 - Selman Abraham Waksman
1953 - Hans Krebs
1953 - Fritz Albert Lipmann
1958 - Joshua Lederberg
1959 - Arthur Kornberg (father)
1964 - Konrad Bloch
1965 - Francois Jacob
1965 - Andre Lwoff
1967 - George Wald
1968 - Marshall W. Nirenberg
1969 - Salvador Luria
1970 - Julius Axelrod
1970 - Sir Bernard Katz
1972 - Gerald Maurice Edelman
1975 - David Baltimore
1975 - Howard Martin Temin
1976 - Baruch S. Blumberg
1977 - Rosalyn Sussman Yalow
1977 - Andrew V. Schally
1978 - Daniel Nathans
1980 - Baruj Benacerraf
1982 - [Sir] John Vane
1984 - Cesar Milstein
1985 - Michael Stuart Brown
1985 - Joseph L. Goldstein
1986 - Rita Levi-Montalcini
1986 - Stanley Cohen [& Rita Levi-Montalcini]
1988 - Gertrude Elion
1989 - Harold Varmus
1991 - Erwin Neher
1991 - Bert Sakmann
1992 - Edmond Fischer
1993 - Richard J. Roberts
1993 - Phillip Sharp
1994 - Alfred Gilman
1994 - Martin Rodbell
1995 - Edward B. Lewis
1997 - Stanley B. Prusiner
1998 - Robert F. Furchgott
2000 - Eric R. Kandel
2000 - Paul Greengard
2002 - Sydney Brenner
2002 - Robert H. Horvitz
2006 - Roger Kornberg (son)
2006 - Andrew Z. Fire
Physics
1907 - Albert Abraham Michelson
1908 - Gabriel Lippmann
1921 - Albert Einstein
1922 - Niels Bohr
1925 - James Franck
1925 - Gustav Hertz
1943 - Gustav Stern
1944 - Isidor Issac Rabi
1945 - Wolfgang Pauli
1952 - Felix Bloch
1954 - Max Born
1958 - Igor Tamm
1958 - Il'ja Mikhailovich
1958 - Igor Yevgenyevich
1959 - Emilio Segre
1960 - Donald A. Glaser
1961 - Robert Hofstadter
1962 - Lev Davidovich Landau
1963 - Eugene P. Wigner
1965 - Richard Phillips Feynman
1965 - Julian Schwinger
1967 - Hans Albrecht Bethe
1969 - Murray Gell-Mann
1971 - Dennis Gabor
1972 - Leon N. Cooper
1973 - Brian David Josephson
1975 - Benjamin Mottleson
1976 - Burton Richter
1978 - Arno Allan Penzias
1978 - Peter L Kapitza
1979 - Stephen Weinberg
1979 - Sheldon Glashow
1988 - Leon Lederman
1988 - Melvin Schwartz
1988 - Jack Steinberger
1990 - Jerome Friedman
1992 - Georges Charpak
1995 - Martin Perl
1995 - Frederick Reines
1996 - David M. Lee
1996 - Douglas D. Osheroff
1997 - Claude Cohen-Tannoudji
2000 - Zhores I. Alferov
2003 - Vitaly Ginsburg
2003 - Alexei Abrikosov
2004 - David Gross
2004 - H. David Politzer
2005 - Roy Glauber
islam is a lie and
Truth is killing it.
No the moselems don't go in the water. They sit on walls ogling the European women (and men) in their bikinis/speedos. Sometimes they can't control themselves and they openly play with their members. Yes people, shark attacks are the least of your worries when you holiday in these islam infested "resorts". Why, why do these idiots go there when they can get real winter sun in the Caribbean for instance? And not a moselem in site!
I find it amusing and just and deserved that they are so unprosperous, so thoroughly lacking in societal planning, that they can't see fit to keep enough calves around on a yearly basis so there's a cow to slaughter for every family during their stupid non-holiday holidays.
They have to ship them in from places who have citizens with industry and inventory.
When I was a kid I thought Egypt was a playground for Americans and Europeans. Now I know them for murdering Copts, poverty, oppression, death, dearth, and dumb.
It figures that for a national psyche so interlaced with victimhood that "conspiracy theories" is a legitimate news department in their media.
Barbarism. Backwardism. Stagnation. Suffocation.
I'm so disappointed that I missed the Zionist Rats thread.
"The government has invited international experts to help locate the killer shark but officials were at loss as to what could have caused its behaviour."
In New Jersey, for ten days during 1916, a white shark terroized beach goers and people swimming in the inland waters of Matawan Creek. Four out of the five victims were killed.
The only thing predictable about shark behaviour is that it's unpredictable.
US Navy scuba teams operating in the Red Sea should be wary of shark attack on the basis that the Zionist shark which has been wreaking havoc on Egyptian tourist beaches could mistake them for Arab forces, after the US Navy declared The Persian Gulf to be The Arabian Gulf, as part of President Barack Hussein Obama's ongoing pandering to Arab-supremacist Islamists program.
From golem to sharkem.
Someone should check the synagogue attic in Prague.
Any chance of Ahmadinejad being bitten to death by a host of Zionist barracuda, in a James Bond-style denouement?
One can but hope.
"More Muslim projection." My thinking exactly.
"Judeophobia" is also used in the new book "The Jew is not my enemy by Tarek Fata. I like it because it can simply include all irrational fear of the Jewish people without the historical weight.
Nobel Prize: A bit "disproportionate" one might say.
Latest scientific info. on attacks by great white sharks.
http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2010/12/02/3083105.htm?site=science&topic=enviro
"Most shark attacks are carried out by young sharks that are still testing their environment and aren't yet sure what they can eat."
Yes...slightly.
Yeah. Especially since no one can deny that this is the will of allah. Allah wanted it, the mohammedans must live with it.
Considering that they are dismissing Jewish heritage of the Kotel based on the myth that Mohammed visited the place on a flying horse, (therefore giving Islam the property rights) nothing surprises.
No preposterousness is beyond them. Masters of outrageous non sequitur, they are the most ludicrous opportunists of our age.
Yet whilst the secular left will sniffily dismiss Christianity as mumbo-jumbo and a relic of an age of superstition, they bow and scrape when the cross is replaced by a crescent.
Maybe beheading holds more of a threat than turning the other cheek?
People, people. The old German lady was merely the Beta test, and who better than a daughter of the Holocaust?
And the Russians and the Ukrainian, it all fits, perfectly. Haven't any of you read the Protocols of the Elders?
Mossaad really screwed this up badly.
I missed the squirrels, too. Would have thought them too intelligent to get duped by the Zionists. ;)
-K
Why isn't the reason for the shark attacks simply the will of Allah? If it's good enough for the Israeli fires it should be good enough for the Egyptian sharks. Are Egyptian authorities considering that as an option? It would make for a brief and cost effective investigation.
Sample report:
cause: will of Allah
case closed.
Easy squeezy.