Instead of the usual bushel of hate mail and death threats, today's mail bag brought the above flier, offering some perfectly-timed vacation adventures. While "Turkey's Magical Hideaways" sound mighty tempting (See the sites where your people were murdered and from which they were exiled!), I have to opt for "Cairo & the Eternal Nile River," which puts me in mind of an old, sweet song:
See the Pyramids along the Nile
'Fore the Brotherhood blows them into a pile
Just remember, darling, all the while:
Jews belong to me...
Do I really think the Brotherhood would blow up the Pyramids, given half a chance? Well, stranger things have happened.