So far we've seen Zionist squirrels, and Zionist pigeons, and Zionist rats, and Zionist sharks, and even sexually predatory Zionist cats.
And now -- what took them so long? -- Zionist vultures.
"Vulture in Saudi Custody Suspected as Mossad Agent," by Gil Ronen for Israel National News, January 4 (thanks to Jules):
Saudi Arabian security forces have captured a vulture that was carrying a global positioning satellite (GPS) transmitter and a ring etched with the words "Tel Aviv University." They suspect the bird of spying for Israel, Maariv-NRG reported Tuesday. The GPS and ring were connected to the bird as part of an long-term project by Israeli scientists that follows vultures' location and altitude for research purposes....Maariv said that the R65 was caught near the home of a sheikh in the community of Hayel in Saudi Arabia. The words "Tel Aviv University" etched in English on a ring clasped to its leg, and especially the transmitter, caused the finders to suspect espionage and alert the security forces....
yeah well i found an aligator in florida with a stamp on it saying 'university of iran" and the letters cair on its foot........ And we're supposed to have a dialogue with these people?
Maybe that was his class ring. At TAU, they really are a bunch of culture vultures.
Actually, the bird probably just confused brain-dead with dead, and headed for Saudi Arabia.
Don't laugh, the muslims take these things very seriously, after all as written in the koran, there are talking ants, bees, cows, fish, rats and off course the jihad supporting muslim birds who dropped rocks on the infidals. So Zionists vulture isn't a stretch. Isreal needs to find a way to keep all it's Zionist animals, birds, and fish, within it's borders , perhaps special muslim sensitivity training.
What an odd coincidence... This morning looking out the window I saw an Islamist panda bear climbing a hydro pole. This was unusual for two reasons: (1) panda bears don't live in Toronto, Canada; and (2) most panda bears are politically neutral when not exhibiting Zionist tendencies.
I'm sure there must be a parrot somewhere that can recite passages from Qur'an.
Hang on... you're not going to believe this.... :))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLUJddXucMI
Thanks for that link - too funny !
I wonder if the Zionist vulture can recite verses from the Torah, using Hebrew ?
The Saudi authorities are probably water boarding it now, to find out..
Islam is for the birds.................Wait, that's cruel to birds.
Um yes we admit we spied on you with this bird. We always attach objects easily identifying us on those we use as spies.
Sincerely,
TAU
http://americaninfidel.org
Ohmegod, the article says there's still one Zionist vulture bomb-jet-spy flying around.
Scramble the jets!!!! Prepare the SAMS!!!!
What else can we expect from idiots thinking that, on mahoundian judgment day, trees and stones will scream "hey arabs, arab-wannabes and self-hating pug-nosed slaves, there is a Jew hiding behind me, so come and kill him", huh?
What madrassa did that parrot graduate from? He probably was valedictorian.
The reason that the vulture in question was found near a sheiks house was that vultures naturally are attracted to death rot and decay! All of which describes Islam and its proponents prefectly!
There's also a Muslim rooster:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKhARmXY5Is
And a Muslim cat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhW4yDncfi0
And a Muslim cow (you'd think cows would be Hindu):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okazbOSMKSQ
And a Muslim lion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOwQXXEdhtQ
And about 1.5 billion parrots that can recite passages from the Quran.
So obviously this is another projection ;-)
They were concerned because vultures eat CAIRrion.
Saudi Arabian security forces have captured a vulture that was carrying a global positioning satellite (GPS) transmitter and a ring etched with the words "Tel Aviv University."
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Western scientists regularly tag wild animals to check for survival rates, migration patterns, etc. This vulture is a perfectly ordinary bird that was tagged at some point by a biologist from Tel Aviv University.
"They suspect the bird of spying for Israel..."
My God, what morons.
And yet, this poor bird will probably suffer and die because of it. It would be clear that Saudi Arabia is as primitive as Yemen or Somalia were it not for those oil deposits...
That was awesome.
Yes, I'm sure the easily identifiable GPS locator, (after they consult an American or an Israeli security consultant because they don't understand infidel technology, having no idea how to create any of their own), revealed a camera and a digital recording device...right?
Oh, and instructions to the vulture on how to get from Tel Aviv from The Kingdom.
So sad , the vulture will proberly be locked up now. The sowdie authorities want to make sure that th ebird won't fly back to Isreal to squwak to the Zionists all the sowdie state secrets.
So sad , the vulture will proberly be locked up now. The sowdie authorities want to make sure that th ebird won't fly back to Isreal to squwak to the Zionists all the sowdie state secrets.
Wasn't there also something about Zionist 's fiddling with gum by adding aphrodisiacs to it and distributing it in the Gaza or something like that? Or am i dreaming?
Thinking of stones don't forget the part of the bible that the Zionists ripped up, the part where the stone steals the clothing of moses and runs off with them.
These are the same muslims whp have a lot of problems with the talking bears, birds, and monkeys from the hindu epics. While th eparts where thie rown koran mentions the talking birds, stones, clouds, fish and so on as being god's actual words and absolute truth.
"They suspect the bird of spying for Israel". Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! The ostentatious stupidity of these people defies belief.
I suppose this gives us an idea. Wouldn't it be nice to superglue kippots to the heads of a few of our messageboard trolls and drop them in Saudi Arabia.
Surely you mean "vulturedictorian".
Now I just wonder why the Israeli's would go to all the trouble training a vulture in electronic spying since they already know every inch of the Saudi "kingdom" and every move they make. Other counties also have vulture tracking programs - strange, no matter where they are found, no one has ever come up with such a load of garbage.
I wonder if "Defender of Islam" has a comment? Zionist cat got your tongue?
Latest news from Saudi Arabia are telling us there is continuing and general excitement on hundreds of Saudi sites because of the Israeli Vulture-spy.
I think we should all buy some zhu-zhu pets (the little battery-powered hamster-things that scurry around and make random noises and commments) and ship them to the Kingdom. Or, better yet, release them at the border.
There's a followup story to this in http://www.haaretz.com/news/international/saudi-arabia-nabbed-
israeli-tagged-vulture-for-being-mossad-spy-1.335171 where it mentions Muslim suspicions that Israel is also training sharks to attack swimmers.
If it weren't for better technology (satellites, drones) that's already available to do the job, using vultures to carry spy cameras would be an excellent idea.
Actually, I've been waiting to hear a report of Israeli being accused of using weather balloons to carry spy equipment. It would not be difficult to rig them with cell phones to take pictures/video from 100,000 ft, above where the locals have the ability to shoot down, and send the results back to the ground in real time.
Free Moishe!
http://www.cafepress.com/aaronscase/7605096
Ha ha. Meanwhile here in the UK
The monkey-hanging legend is the most famous story connected with Hartlepool. During the Napoleonic Wars a French ship was wrecked off the Hartlepool coast.
During the Napoleonic Wars there was a fear of a French invasion of Britain and much public concern about the possibility of French infiltrators and spies.
The fishermen of Hartlepool fearing an invasion kept a close watch on the French vessel as it struggled against the storm but when the vessel was severely battered and sunk they turned their attention to the wreckage washed ashore. Among the wreckage lay one wet and sorrowful looking survivor, the ship's pet monkey dressed to amuse in a military style uniform.
The fishermen apparently questioned the monkey and held a beach-based trial. Unfamiliar with what a Frenchman looked like they came to the conclusion that this monkey was a French spy and should be sentenced to death. The unfortunate creature was to die by hanging, with the mast of a fishing boat (a coble) providing a convenient gallows.
TO THIS DAY the people of Hartlepool are laughed at and asked "who hung the monkey?"