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The TSA: protecting you from [2] former Secretaries of Defense, [3] six-year-olds, and [4] 95-year-old, wheelchair-bound leukemia patients.

Think of all the millions, if not billions, of dollars that have been spent on this charade, all in service of the politically correct fantasy that any person of any background is just as likely as anyone else to commit a terrorist attack. The fact that young Arab and Pakistani Muslim males have been responsible for virtually all of the incidents that have made all this air security necessary is not to be the subject of any official notice whatsoever -- that would be racism! Profiling! Islamophobia!

But at least air passengers were saved from Donald Rumsfeld's jihad.