U.K. jihadist manual: Pretend you're gay to avoid suspicion and female spies

In Tower Hamlets and other areas of Britain where Muslims have been left free to engage in vigorous persecution of gay people, while authorities turn a blind eye for fear of appearing "Islamophobic," the jihadists had better have worked out some sort of hand signal or wink (but not too much of a wink) to dissuade pious brethren who would beat them senseless.

This is but one exceptional case of a broader jihadist tactic we have encountered many times before. An al-Qaeda manual captured in 2006 discussed at great length the ways in which a jihadist ought to cover his tracks by appearing non-observant, from shaving his beard to indulging in alcohol and promiscuity. It would all be overlooked in the end in Allah's promise of paradise to those who "slay and are slain" fighting in his cause (Qur'an 9:111).

"UK terrorists told: Pretend to be gay so you don't get caught," by Nick Owens for the Sunday Mirror, July 3 (thanks to Weasel Zippers):

Al-Qaeda fanatics in Britain are being taught to avoid detection – by pretending to be gay.
A new terror training manual tells Islamic extremists to lie about their sexuality if a woman approaches them in case she is a “honeytrap” spy sent by security services.
The handbook, which was uncovered by a Sunday Mirror ­investigation, says: “Many hotels – especially in busy UK cities – have women hanging around the lobby areas in order to attract men.
“A young beautiful woman may come and talk to you. The first thing you do to protect yourself from such a ­situation is to make dua (prayers) to Allah for ­steadfastness.
“The second thing is to find an excuse to get away from her that is realistic and sensible, such as you having a girlfriend for the past few years and you are loyal to her or you are ­homosexual.”
The suggestion is one of many tips in the manual, called Class Notes From The Security and ­Intelligence Course.
The 64-page guide, ­all in English, was written to try to stop the police and MI5 ­uncovering the identity of terrorists ­plotting ­attacks on British soil.
It was produced by Taliban warlords in Afghanistan and was discovered by Sunday Mirror investigators on a ­password-protected Jihadist website used by UK cells. It has emerged just months after MI5 launched a recruitment drive for women to work as spies.
The guide was placed online after Osama Bin Laden was killed, ­suggesting Al Qaeda and Taliban leaders are ­determined to launch revenge attacks on the UK.
Its introduction says: “Our aim is to publish an English version of a training course to provide basic ­principles of security for working brothers in Europe.”
Other advice warns fanatics not to mix with neighbours too much and to wear sunglasses to make themselves harder to identify. There are also tips on driving a getaway car during a terror plot.

Drive it like you stole it, and never mind Qur'an 5:38: both hands on the wheel!

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This explains why some Muslim guys may look like metrosexuals who love to party!

It was .... discovered by Sunday Mirror investigators on a password-protected Jihadist website used by UK cells.

These clueless cretins! You can just see the 'bruvvers' agreeing that a password protected website will make everything secret. Even MI5 and the FBI won't know what's on the site.

Clowns! It's an infidel Internet. We're monitoring you all the time, you clowns!

Is that a Qur'an in your pocket, Ahmed? Or are you just happy to see me? :))

It makes sense if you look at it right.

Jihadist: "Western woman, hot, likes me, wants me. Run Ahmed it MUST be MI5!

After all, THIS is a devout Muslim's idea of a "sexy" man.

"...Woe to worldly women who mock the beards so!
Desiring husbands with clean shaven faces
Woe to women who mock the Prophet’s Sunnah
In the name of hygiene, neatness and smooth texture
Indeed the women of this world cannot like the beard
But she who wants Paradise adores the beard
!..."

Of course I could not resist answering this plaintive paeon to religious grunge.

http://hereticscrusade.com/2010/09/honor-killing-not-problem-for-muslim-women-not-giggling-at-muslim-men-is/

Macho is based on insecurity; these guys are so far around that bend they don't even have a CLUE what women want, having NEVER really talked to one as a person...

and thats the last time im following the muslim float at gay madi gras

"Al-Qaeda fanatics in Britain are being taught to avoid detection – by pretending to be gay."

Probably not a a lot of pretending necessary...

"...such as you having a girlfriend for the past few years and you are loyal to her..."

Right, 'cuz everyone knows how loyal muslims are to their women!

Maybe they could pretend to be humans? Naaaah, that's not gonna' work either...

ROTFL at Marisol's "Drive it like you stole it"! I believe that sums up my unit's convoy SOP in Iraq!

Seriously though, this is another reason why America should never relinquish overall control of the internet to any other nation. With Europe getting increasingly dhimmified, giving up control of the internet would be tantamount to suicide.

I think Team America is on to their subtle "I'm not really gay" signal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2syEM9gM23o&feature=related

Makes sense, every Arab Muslim coming out of the Tempe Mosque here in Arizona looks like a flamer.

Well, as almost anyone who has traveled to Muslim countries (either under Uncle Sam's bill or as an independent traveler) knows, opportunistic homosexuality is rampant in Muslim lands, just as it is in prisons.

It was on Ummah.com I followed a survey among the Muslimas: "would you ever marry a man without the full beard?"
They would not.

Those were heady days on Ummah.com.
At the same time I was following a discussion - or an exchange of declarations rather - where the moderators were speaking in favour of slavery under Islam.

Other forums there were of similar highly strange content, and in the end I had to give up on Ummah.com before I lost all faith in my fellow man. I must admit to looking warily at that long beard ever since - especially if dyed red - and I would imagine only a woman from one of the respective Security Services would ever smile endearingly at it .....which should cause some suspicion in itself.

I spoke to an American soldier last year who served in Iraq. We discussed many things about his tour of duty but what he conveyed to me that was most surprising to him was how many Iraqi men were doing the Big Nasty to other men.

I'm not surprised when the muslim men pretty much fear women and are taught that women are vile and disgusting beings. It's hard to imagine that a muslim man would actually feel love for a women when they are brought up this way. In afghanistan, many older men take younger boys which they are said to prefer. This way they aren't doing anything illegal with regards to the Koran (nevermind that homosexuality is supposed to be illegal in the Koran also).

It might actually be BOTH.

If you really want to fool people, try to appear literate, intelligent and decent.
Once the strain of that charade is over, you can relax and write an incoherent and sputtering hate e-mail to your favorite anti-jihadist in the blogosphere.

The murderousness and sadism that Islam promotes are appalling.

But I think that what really makes my flesh crawl is the lying.

Among the many deficiencies of the Islamic world is the absence of romantic love between a man and a woman. Considering, however, the status of women under Islam, this is not surprising in the least.

"If you really want to fool people, try to appear literate, intelligent and decent."

...probably easier just to appear gay.

Revision to the 2011 Jihadist Manual:

"The 95 year incontinent grandmother disguise has been depreciated. Thank you."

Anyone here ever figured out how Buggery is OK on Thursday night (Man/BOY love Thursday Night)as long as ya live to Friday morning prayers, then ALL is forgoten?

Mike Ryan wrote:

Well, as almost anyone who has traveled to Muslim countries (either under Uncle Sam's bill or as an independent traveler) knows, opportunistic homosexuality is rampant in Muslim lands, just as it is in prisons.

Wellington wrote:

I spoke to an American soldier last year who served in Iraq. We discussed many things about his tour of duty but what he conveyed to me that was most surprising to him was how many Iraqi men were doing the Big Nasty to other men.

Wri7913 wrote:

In afghanistan, many older men take younger boys which they are said to prefer. This way they aren't doing anything illegal with regards to the Koran (nevermind that homosexuality is supposed to be illegal in the Koran also).

MAC wrote:

Anyone here ever figured out how Buggery is OK on Thursday night (Man/BOY love Thursday Night)as long as ya live to Friday morning prayers, then ALL is forgoten?
.................................

The situation seems to be that if the homosexual sex is unequal—coerced, rape, abuse of a young boy—then it is completely Halal.

If, however, there is any genuine affection—anything from an affable one-night stand to a life-long love—then it is Haram and the perpetrators deserve to be stoned or thrown from tall buildings.

God, I hate Islam.

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