Religious police are now on the lookout for the hottest new gift of the season, Blaspheme Me Elmo. "Anti-Islam toy guns found in the UAE," from Emirates 24-7, October 26:
An Emirati social expert and activist shopping in a local market stumbled across Chinese-made toy guns that issue sounds mocking Islam and called on authorities to take action against such products.
The discovery came a few days after Saudi authorities said they seized nearly 1,500 Chinese-made toy guns issuing sounds that mock and insult Aisha, the wife of the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him).
You can't make this stuff up.
Mariam Al Ahmadi, a well-known social activist in Abu Dhabi, said she found the toy guns at some shops in Bani Yas, just outside Abu Dhabi city.
Quoted by the Dubai-based 'Emarat Al Youm' Arabic language daily, Mariam said she had reported the guns to the police and called for immediate measures. “I call upon the police and other competent authorities to investigate how these anti-Islam guns found their way into the UAE market and to take action against all those who had brought them in,” she said.
In Saudi Arabia, police said on Sunday they had seized nearly 1,500 Chinese-made toy guns at a local market found to be issuing sounds that abuse Aisha, one of the most venerated women in Islam.Members of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, the most influential law enforcement authority in the country, seized the toys during a raid on a shopping centre in the western town of Jeddah.
“The guns were found to be issuing sounds which are considered mocking and offending against the Prophet’s wife,” newspapers said, quoting Commission spokesman in Jeddah, Turki Al Zahrani.He said sellers of those toys, mostly Asians, apparently do not know they offend Islam as the guns issue sounds in Arabic.
does anyone know exactly what kind of sounds? could be useful. in debates.
this is hilarious.
"In Saudi Arabia, police said on Sunday they had seized nearly 1,500 Chinese-made toy guns at a local market found to be issuing sounds that abuse Aisha,..."
Aisha abused for the second time? Who would'nt become looney about such barbary?
Another case of Islamic paranoia?
I can think of many weapons that mock Islam, but they're not toys.
Ai-shhhh-ai-shhhhh-ai-ai-ai-ai-shhhhhhh...
I can imagine a toy gun with this kind of sound-effect.
Faulty toy guns... they should have been making sounds that mock the mock prophet.
This is pure madness, how can a toy gun speak Arabic? They have to find something they can complain about, if everything's fine, they're unhappy. Islam really makes its adherents stupid.
Being a social affairs activist apparently involves many things, being an interfering religious meddler not excluded.
I don't know whether this is the same Mariam Al Ahmadi, here presented as a "human rights activist":
http://whitehandsc.com/en/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=86
Press TV snapped it up!
http://www.presstv.ir/detail/206790.html
Look at the comments! Guess who made the Chinese manufacture the toys ...one-two-three, all together now: the J...
The "Jameela" nick I have seen before here and there describing Christians as "corpse-eating cannibals"
It's highly appropriate considering the pedophile prophet took Aisha for marriage when she was a child of 9 & still playing with dolls. I like these toys, they rank right up there with Zombie Muhammad to me.
Narrated 'Aisha:
I used to play with the dolls in the presence of the Prophet, and my girl friends also used to play with me. When Allah's Apostle used to enter (my dwelling place) they used to hide themselves, but the Prophet would call them to join and play with me. (The playing with the dolls and similar images IS FORBIDDEN, but it was allowed for 'Aisha at that time, as she was a little girl, NOT YET REACHED THE AGE OF PUBERTY.) (Fateh-al-Bari page 143, Vol.13) (Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 8, Book 73, Number 151)
The next thing you know they'll be blaming Robert Spencer and the Jews for this.
What? . .somethin' like RAT-A-TATA-TAT ?
If I didn't know better I'd say the Pythons or the Carry On team were staging a comeback. These people are *truly* insane !
If these people weren't hate-filled bloodthirsty murderers, the Muslims would be an endless supply of jokes on SNL, South Park, and late-night comedians.
Any gun that does not issue real bullets and loud retorts, resulting in dead, wounded and terrorized people, is by definition "un-Islamic."
Social activist = sharia enforcer.
Well, the best thing Saudi Arabia can do is declare war against China...or at least give them a stern warning...China should not get away with insulting Allah...
Very amusing.
The commenters there are frothing at the mouth. Lots of "it's the jews" sort of talk.
I made a common sense comment about how perhaps they should hear the sound effect first before judging, that chinese misstranslations are a very common thing, that they should google "chinglish" to see how common it was and that this was clearly a case of "charabic".
Let's see if it passes muster and is allowed on the page.
I suspect if I had said "duh jooz did it an so did duh masons" my comment would have been immediately visible.
But as my comment was advocating understanding as opposed to bigotry, I doubt it will be considered "respectfull" to "sensibilities".
Nope they didn't publish it.
Instead they published this:
"UAE is a garbage bin,the most hypocrite place in the world,not only is a mossad playground but also a shrine for pedophiles,prostitues and their clients."
Thats what I like about outfits like PressTV. Their respect for objectivity and common sense can be always be counted upon.
Actually, the actions of Saudi Arabia are perfectly understandable, and it is a serious case of disrespect to suggest otherwise.
Saudi Arabia is a fanatic, Islamic-based kingdom ruled by unelected royalty. They drain off their crazier fanatics by either installing them in the religious police, or by making them professors of Islamic law or revered clerics
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=76b_1231975243
Now, imagine the problems for an official if there is a complaint that a gun spoke Arabic maligning Alisha, and the complaint wasn't acted on. In the US, public officials can safely ignore evidence that Bernard Madoff is systematically cheating pensioners, and keep their jobs without so much as a reprimand. In Saudi Arabia, if it turned out the gun really did malign Alisha, the public official ignoring such complaint could easily be beheaded.
The risk that the gun actually spoke disrespectfully about Alisha was simply too great to be ignored. Those officials taking appropriate actions should not be ridiculed.
Jew Watch is nowadays searching for kiddish news.
Pathetic hypocrites!
What's your problem with the Israelites, poppy farmer ?
. .poopy git.
I think most Arabs and most devout Muslims, for that matter, are paranoid schizophrenics.
The toys probably make a shooting sound like a lazer that sounds like Yyyyy-eeeee-shaaaaa and it sounds like Muhammad making love to aisha.
"abuse Aisha" - seems to me that Mohammed was the first to do that. Perhaps the Saudis will arrest him as well.
They did publish the comment but for some reason it took an hour.
Bang! You're an idiot. Pow! You're a moron. Bang! You're an idiot. Pow! You're a moron. Bang! You're an idiot. Pow! You're a moron. Bang! You're an idiot. Pow! You're a moron. Bang! You're an idiot. Pow! You're a moron. Bang! You're an idiot. Pow! You're a moron. ...
That "corpse eater" business comes from the movie "The 13th Warrior", based on Michael Crichton's novel "Eaters of the Dead". This embelished accounts of Ibn Fadlan, a 10th century arab traveller in eastern Europe, by adding a fictional extension to his journey and making use of elements of the epic poem "Beowulf".
Ah ..thanks!
No, it clearly said, in classical Arabic:
"Don't hurt me! You're hurting me! Please stop!!"
The locals knew right away the Chinese were making fun of Aishia.
The Chinese should explain it in terms that the Arabs can understand, namely that a powerful djinn had cast a spell on the toys after they arrived in Arabia.
I'm making sounds mocking islam right now!
Getting strange sounds out of electronic noise making components in toys, musical instruments and other consumer goods is an "art" form known as "circuit bending".
I'm off to tweak the circuits in my toaster so that it recites the Shahada backwards.
You guys are all a riot. A little levity to start the day....priceless.
" sounds which are considered mocking and offending against the Prophet’s wife"
And that's exactly what happened when under everyone’s gaze, Aisha and Safwan returned together.
This started gossip, which soon developed into a scandal.
But .. Allah came to the rescue... as usual!
http://crossmuslims.blogspot.com/2011/10/aisha-and-safwan.html
I suspect that when the trigger is pulled the report from one of these guns is something like:
"Oh no, Mo. My little brother have mo than that!"
These clowns - is there anything in this world that doesn't insult Islam and Mo/allah or his six year old child bride and thus offend Muslims?? One thing for sure Muslims do have a fertile imagination to concoct these weird tales from Timbaktoo!!
"if these people weren't hate-filled bloodthirsty murderers, the Muslims would be an endless supply of jokes on SNL, South Park, and late-night comedians."
Nah -- if these people weren't so looped-out, they couldn't provide this kind of material for real.
Tata-tata-tata-tata-tata....
That is pretty insulting...
But this aint bother them at all....
Aisha was Mo's child wife...
Well, the best thing Saudi Arabia can do is declare war against China...or at least give them a stern warning...China should not get away with insulting Allah...
I second that...
Perhaps we counter jihadists have been over thinking the islamisation situation too much. We should just give them something shiny to play with.
Definition:
islamophobe ˌɪzlɑːməˈfəʊb
Infidel who knows too damn much about islam.
I made a sound mocking islame too, in fact I had to move to another room to get away from it.
I want one of those toys very badly.
I'll tweak the electronics to create an endless loop to play in the background while I drink beer and piss on the Koran.
Then why the fu*k are you here, imbecile?
Hypocrisy by association, dumbass.
Best news i heard in a long time, I Hope they make 1.5 billion of these guns so that every mooslime will be offended.
Fart sounds?
"Hey, Aisha, that was you!"
(From the mysterious lost Surahs.)
I want one for Channukah!
were can we order them?
Muslims venerate Aisha for getting abused by the pedophile muhammed? That's sick!
On the other hand, it's nothing new in the world of toys and games. It's a widely understood fact across world cultures that Islam spells for 'Kill, kill and kill some more..', and this has many game makers cashing on to. There are games in which when you crash your vehicle into pedestrians on sidewalks, others in the background yell out 'subhan alla'(Praise to alla)! Funny as it sounds coming from a game, it also points at the reality of several recent cases in which Muslim drivers rammed their vehicles into 'Kafir' pedestrians as an act of Jihad! It's quite worrying that so many people waste their lifetime on Earth planning to destroy others rather than contributing! So many... counting from the past 1400 years and all based on a stupid fake ideology concocted by an idiot called muhammed!
In a raid in Jeddah, Saudi authorities seize nearly 1500 toy guns said to make "sounds mocking Islam"
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What idiocy. As several posters have already remarked, I'm sure it's just one of those electronic "Pssst Pssst" sort of sounds that can mean almost anything if you're looking for it.
And looking for it they are. Burger King ice cream logos that "insult" the name of Allah, toy guns that insult the "Prophet's" child bride, "blasphemous" athletic shoe logos (Nike), "blasphemous" coffee cup designs (Cosi Coffee)—it goes on and on.
Here's what one moronic British Muslim said about the BK soft-serve ice cream logo:
"A customer, Rashad Akhtar, branded the design 'sacrilegious' and said he was "humiliated" by the design. He added: 'This is my jihad. How can you say it is a spinning swirl? You are offending Muslims.' [Mar. 1, 2006 update: This quote from Akhtar comes out more aggressively in a September 2005 Eastern Eye interview with him, reprinted now in Harper's magazine: 'this is my jihad. I'm not going to rest until I find the person who is responsible. I'm going to bring this country down.']"
http://newyorkermen.multiply.com/journal/item/183
Ice Cream logo Jihad. Whatta Maroon!
The fact is that most Infidels spend very little time thinking about Islam at all. And that's what *really* pisses Muslims off...
Maybe it says, "Run, little girl! Run away from your rapist! You don't have to put up with that! Ruuuuuuun!"