Now you know. And knowing is half the jihad. "Egyptian TV Debate on the 'Invasion' of Israeli Products into Sinai: Jeans from Israel Contained Secret Magnets Causing Infertility," from MEMRI, February 1:
Muhammad Al-Mane'i, Sinai Bedouin: There was a time when they would bring us jeans. These pants used to have belts. If you looked at these belts from the front, you'd find a secret compartment, and when you opened it, you would find a magnet inside. When we asked what these magnets were, we were told that they cause sterility.
Interviewer: In other words, it causes infertility.Muhammad Al-Mane'i: Exactly.
Interviewer: There was a time when these jeans with belts would invade us from Israel, and we used to take the magnets out and chuck them away.
[…]
Interviewer: Israeli products contain lethal poison. You might not feel this poison now, but you will in the future. Israel will remain an enemy lying in wait for Egypt, no matter what happens and regardless of the agreements, because Israel has its eye set on Egypt.
Thank God I wear red suspenders’
More wonderful conspiracy theories from the Arab lands.
Their consanguinuity trait harms them more than a pair of Levis.
Kind of reminds me of the old rumor in the American black community that the Church's fried chicken chain, secretly owned by the Ku Klux Klan, was putting a chemical in its products that caused infertility among blacks.
Booga booga!
Oh Lordy Lordy, pepermint pordy ... you can't make this stuff up!.... Laugh of the Day
Oh how I wish it were true
Islam is dumb .... Islam for dummies and dodo's (like the extinct bird)
LAUGHING SO HARD MY SIDES HURT!!!!!!
"Mccafferty1 | February 6, 2012 8:28 AM | Reply
Thank God I wear red suspenders’"
*Hahahahaha*
That explains the high birth rate among Orthodox Jews. They just wear formal black clothes and white shirts. ;)
From all his 66 women, Muhammad didn't have ANY children.
Now we know why!!!
http://crossmuslims.blogspot.com/2011/01/prophetess-of-islam.html
Does this explain why Egyptian men have very small penises?
(sorry, Marisol, but I couldn't resist.)
Didn't he, according to some of their texts, have daughters?
See?! I told you so! Those damned Jews can sew microsharks into fabric AND special magnetic Jew things to shrink penises!
I told you so!
OK, it's another of those absurd conspiracy theory that muslims love to believe. But, that doesn't mean that there's no merit to the idea...
See?! I told you so! Those damned Jews can sew microsharks into fabric AND special magnetic Jew things to shrink penises!
I told you so!
Hi Georgie!
How's it going in Gringolandia?
Just hangin' out, lookin' sharp & livin' the dream here in Coloradostan, Dave-o!
If these jeans have magnets that cause infertility....they are not doing a good job....we need better magnets!!!
LOL!!! When it comes to conspiracy theories...Terrorists have the best ones!! I want to thank Egyptian TV for a good laugh today!
Those children were born in the Jaheliya (Ignorance) period, before Islam, where the practice of exchanging wives was widely spread. Besides, according to their own books, Muhammad "would not sleep until he nuzzled his face between his daughter's breasts"!!!
Was she really his daughter? Only Allah knows!!!
http://crossmuslims.blogspot.com/2011/02/muhammad-and-incest.html
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/09/09/2027857.htm?section=world
The art of Middle Eastern conspiracy theories
By Middle East correspondent David Hardaker [Australian ABC Mid East correspondent back in 2007].
"The reporter's job is to get the facts. Sounds simple enough, but try doing that in the Middle East...".
"The "Arafat was poisoned" story is but the latest in a long line of lurid conspiracy theories in the Middle East. In some ways, it is its own art form...".
"I remember getting really agitated with a good friend of mine from Egypt, a man who was well educated but refused to budge from this belief. [the belief that the bombing of the London bus and trains in 2005 was a 'false flag' op - dda]
"Where are the facts?" I would say. "Why would Britain kill 52 of its own people and wound hundreds more? What's the point of them doing that?"
'The answer, "To justify persecuting Muslims". Of course. [That 'of course' is Mr Hardaker's equivalent of a sarc mark].
'Soon after that episode with my friend, I saw the same agitation in an Englishman I got to know during a train journey from Cairo to Alexandria.
'An executive with a high-powered international PR firm, he was in Egypt to counter a conspiracy theory which was doing severe damage to his client.
'An Egyptian journalist had written that a well-known brand of soft drink was manufactured using pig fat, and that this was being done for political reasons.
'Lurid it may be, but the claim had taken on a life of its own, and Egyptians were deserting the brand in their tens of thousands...".
"...we used to take the magnets out and chuck them away."
You chucked them away! Haha, that's just what the Israelis were hoping you'd do. Now those magnets are scattered all over Egypt, spreading their sterility rays far and wide. Many of them have likely been found by children, to be used as toys, and have made these kids sterile for life by now.
snowy?
DDA:
"Where are the facts?" I would say. "Why would Britain kill 52 of its own people and wound hundreds more? What's the point of them doing that?"
'The answer, "To justify persecuting Muslims". Of course. [That 'of course' is Mr Hardaker's equivalent of a sarc mark]."
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It's incredible, isn't it, the lengths to which people will go to excuse acts of violence? It's almost as if they knew they were guilty. A tiresome business, indeed, when we are asked to explain away for some Mohammedist's comfort, the hard truth of jet airliners being driven into our tallest buildings, for instance.
Thx. for your stellar post, as usual.D :)
Guess you heard about our little bliz. 17 inches of fresh powder here Thursday / Friday.
Lots of shoveling, but no big deal, we were ready for it.
As for these constant and slavishly-believed muslim conspiracy theories: Muslims need their victim schtick as much for themselves as they need to sell it to us. Being convinced that the whole world is conspiring against them
gives them unity (of a sort) and allows them to justify their crimes as "defensive." The irony that it's islam doing the conspiring is beyond their comprehension--or should I say, beyond their WILLINGNESS to comprehend, for those few possessing that ability. And, even those few no doubt believe that Neil Armstrong converted to islam when he heard the call to prayer on the moon...
If only it were true! How many lives could be saved! As George suggested more subtly above: There is merit to the idea ! :) :D ;)
And in the '90s, the Egyptians were overcome by hysteria over "infidel chew", spreading rumors that chewing gum imported from Israel was turning "shy Muslim girls" into raving nimphos sexually attacking men.
Ruslan Tokhchukov, EnragedSince1999.
I read Ms Nonnie Darwish book a few yars ago. As daughter to an Egyptian General, she spoke of the "news" the egyptians put out to their citizens during the conflict with Israel.
One "major" story from Egyptians in the know, was that Israel had managed to sell guns, via another counrty, to Egypts armed services that were manufactured to shoot backwards thus killing so many of the poor soldiers during their conflict with Israel. (Israeli soldiers had little to do with it)..
The magnets and poisons make sense also..
I hope this is true because preventing babies born and live in these hellholes is one of the greatest things to happen for all of humanity.
Wow! Cool! Jeans with free birth control! :)
No more fertility is required for those inbreds as most of them already have 6 future terrorists.